Chapter 362 – Madness Is Covered With Even More Madness (2)
All items have added value.
Depending on the situation of the times or social needs, there are times when even items that were initially considered trash may have a value greater than the price of gold.
The food and weak food obtained from the Infinite Labyrinth are like that.
“If you think of it simply as food, you eat it to avoid dying, but if you think of it as a ‘sexual function enhancer,’ it has a different value.”
I know.
This is an idea that I spread throughout Fermaten.
This is a concept that I personally explained and spread to my knights in order to create a higher level of value than simply infinite food.
To make everything good for Permaten.
When people eat vegetables or fruits that are good for their health, they don’t even look at them because they are expensive, but it is the same way that they have no objection even if they spend a lot of money on health supplements that have not been proven to be effective.
Humans invest that much money according to their needs, and I stimulated human desires and created that much added value.
The effect was amazing.
“Charlotte. How many imperial citizens visited Yas Island this time?”
“At least 3,000 people visited this week alone. Among them, there may be spies we haven’t confirmed, but most of them are people who came after hearing the news about ‘Pussy Bread’.”
“As expected.”
Fortunately, the number of imperial tourists visiting Yas Island has not decreased significantly.
Even if measures such as restricting the food exported from the empire to us are taken, the natural desires of humans cannot be easily prevented.
“I think it’s a great idea to provide pussy bread for breakfast to those staying overnight on Yas Island. Charlotte, of course.”
“We have to somehow extort money from the empire, either in gold or in kind. Who is driving the empire to destruction the fastest now?”
“Who is it?”
“Of course, you are Rouge Permaton, who is wondering how to have sex with Charlotte in front of me.”
I got caught.
“How did you know? He always has an erection, and his expression doesn’t change.”
“If you were only going to talk about work and not sex with me, you would have called me to the office instead of the sex room.”
“Grunt.”
I got caught.
Since people distinguish between places so clearly, if you ask them to come to a sex room, they naturally think that they will have sex even if they talk about work.
“Then do you want to talk about work while having sex?”
“Ha. He’s such a serious person when he’s in the office.”
“If you don’t like it, go to the office.”
“If we want to talk about something important, we’ll go to the office and have casual sex for now.”
Charlotte sighed deeply, walked over to me sitting on the bed, and lifted her skirt.
“Do you know what? It’s not a real pussy bread, it’s just shaped like that, but some of the guests from the empire think it’s really made from pussy.”
“That’s ‘marketing.'”
Of course, I have no choice but to think that way.
We previously held a pussy bread contest, distributed a lot, and actually sold it that way.
Isn’t it a scam?
It is not a scam.
Whether a succubus rides on it once or a hundred times during the kneading process, or whether it is pressed down with a magic stone pressed shaped like a pussy, in the end, pussy bread is just pussy bread.
Couldn’t it be said to be a kind of placebo effect?
I don’t know how many times the succubus actually danced on the pussy bread, but at least the people who eat it won’t taste the pussy bread.
“Our Charlotte doesn’t have pussy bread either, but didn’t her breasts get bigger after eating weak bread?”
“It started growing even before I ate the weak bread?”
Charlotte slowly squatted down on my cock.
I supported her waist, and her cute breasts touched right in front of my face.
“Ha. I don’t know why animals called men are so obsessed with breasts… Do you want to suck my breasts that much?”
“A man can survive without having his pussy sucked, but he will die if he doesn’t have his breasts sucked.”
Although her body is as small as Astarote, her breasts have grown quite a bit through sex.
“Aren’t you pregnant?”
“I wasn’t pregnant because of the myth, so how can I talk about pregnancy?”
“You never know. If you don’t get your period in just a month, you might be the first to start. You can become a pregnant woman without Shin Hwa-seok.”
“…It’s not enough to have taken over the kingdom with the queen, but you’ve also made the imperial princess pregnant. This would be a perfect justification for war.”
“Don’t tell scary stories.”
Snap.
“Hibb?!”
“Just talking about war makes me shiver.”
I lightly slapped Charlotte’s buttocks and lightly squeezed her buttocks.
“I don’t like war. It’s a headache and it’s complicated, and anyway, after I win, it’s cumbersome and difficult to sort things out after the war.”
“You think it’s natural to win.”
“Of course. The kingdom was taken over by a succubus army, so wouldn’t that be impossible for an empire?”
It will take a long time because the land is so large, but if we want to shed blood, we definitely have enough power to eat an empire.
Unless the Empire suddenly drops something like a meteor on our Fermaten, and a large-scale war is waged, we can be guaranteed victory.
A great deal of blood will be shed, and Laura’s child will be born into the war and may continue to fight in the war until he becomes an adult.
“I want to quietly win the war against the empire without shedding blood. So now we are quietly waging a war in the direction of destroying the empire’s economy.”
There has never been a war like this before.
“Giving away gold while overspending on temporarily purchased imperial food, sending tourists from the empire to casinos and having them take a bundle of gold with them, all in order to devastate the empire’s economy.”
The concept of people of this era is to think of war as a scene of slaughter where swords and magic run rampant, but I chose to destroy the empire’s economy with modern cheats.
“If a world were to come where you had to spend 100,000 gold instead of 10 gold to buy a pussy bun, would the people of the empire really stay still? Wouldn’t the crown princes of the empire start a creeping rebellion right away to take over the throne of emperor?”
“Do you think that’s how the empire will fall?”
“Collapse is the beginning. Cracks must form from the inside, so that they do not easily shatter when hit from the outside.”
I held on to Charlotte tightly.
“For the sake of our Charlotte, who has lived an unfair life while running a slave guild far away in Fermaten, we must feed the entire empire.”
“You’re greedy. You say you want to rule the entire empire, but you want to minimize shedding blood.”
“Of course. It’s okay for the superiors to die, but you don’t want all of our future excellent customers of Fermaten to die?”
“Hehe, there is probably no one other than the Count who sees the soldiers and people of the enemy country as their own citizens even before they fight.”
Charlotte patted my shoulders with both hands and extended her hands to her side.
“Would you like a drink?”
“Good. If possible, get Charlotte Manamilk…”
“It’s alcohol.”
The wine glass that Bopa Rabbit gave was just an ordinary wine glass.
“You wanted to suck manamilk from my chest?”
“Of course. Just like you want to have sex with me, I want to suck your tits, right?”
“Then first, have a drink and drink it. Although this is not the type I want…”
Again.
“Tabnorbel. Because it’s the alcohol I’ve wanted to drink my whole life.”
The wine glass is filled with the wine obtained from the labyrinth.
The scent of fruit wine for elves and dragons wafts through the air and irritates the nose.
“This has made one of my dreams come true.”
“Are you drinking this alcohol?”
“It wasn’t just drinking, it was my dream to drink this with a man who would be my companion for the rest of my life.”
Even as we were having sex, Charlotte held a wine glass with a slightly faint and languid look in her eyes and tilted the half-filled wine glass towards me.
“Next time, shall we have sex and have a drink on the throne of the imperial palace instead of here?”
“Good.”
Ta-da.
Making light promises to the future, Charlotte and I emptied our wine.
It’s a good scent.
When I was in real life, the first time I drank a fairly expensive wine, it was a wine that made me think, ‘This is a luxury product.’
Now you can get this like the flour used to make pussy bread.
It may be new to you, but I think I’m amazing for making it possible to use the infinite labyrinth to this extent.
“Sigh. Really… Just being able to taste this over and over again gives me a reason to continue living in Permaten and have sex…”
“Is this really that good?”
“Of course. It’s a drink I only drank once, on the emperor’s 60th birthday. I wasn’t even properly invited, and I disguised myself as a baron and aristocratic daughter, so I barely got a drop… Sigh.”
“…Wait a minute.”
I put down the wine glass and grabbed Charlotte’s chin.
“Check this taste again.”
Grumble.
I just kissed Charlotte, and she glared at me with her startled eyes and mixed her tongue.
Rumbling.
“…Hehe. What is it?”
“Is this really alcohol distributed by the imperial family?”
“Of course. Of course. Do you really think I don’t even know what this tastes like? No, since the Infinite Labyrinth sealed the past continent in the first place, you were the one who said that Tavnorvel, which was created in the past, can be brought back as is, right?”〈 Br〉
“…Eureka.”
I lifted up Charlotte.
“Let’s go to the office. Something happened.”
“…Why are you hugging me while telling me to go to the office?!”
Thrill, thud.
“Ah, huh, who, huh, can you pick me up and run while fucking me… !”
“Because I remembered how to make money with this!”
I kissed Charlotte and ran towards the office.
“The best way to destroy the imperial family for humiliating our Charlotte is to attack the empire!”
“What on earth… “
“We changed the labeling and sold it as special wine from Permatton.”
Charlotte’s eyes shook greatly.
Her mouth opened blankly as she looked at me, as if she had realized the truth and had discovered her treasure.
“You’re really crazy…”
“The name of the wine is Shallot Soft and Chewy Pussy… Wow!”
“You crazy idiot!”
I was headbutted right in front of the office.
