Chapter 317 – Deep Dark Fantasy (3)
‘Is that a bit too much?’
Wouldn’t it be a bit excessive to think that because one’s skin is dark, it would be easier to move stealthily at night?
“Indeed. Such a method.”
“Using skin color… Well, I guess that’s not a bad thing.”
“How about covering all your clothes in black? I think it would also be okay to dye your white hair black.”
It’s a mess.
Unlike me, who has modern sensibilities, women in the medieval fantasy world have no concept of racial discrimination based on skin color.
“Count. Please completely change the concept of dark elves.”
“Concept?”
“Dark elves are not monsters. They are women, and are just a subspecies of elves. Whatever the brown-skinned dark elves do, whether it’s selling as many as possible, it’s changing the concept in people’s minds.”
“…That’s right. A change in paradigm. I always led it but forgot about it.”
Prejudice is this scary.
In my head, dark elves are the default elves with chocolate skin, but in the case of people in this world, people like native Africans with deep dark skin are dark elves.
“Okay. To do that, we need to add a special feature.”
“Special function? What are you trying to do using the dark elves…”
“Manamilk makes it taste like hot chocolate. It’s like chocolate milk.”
The established theory in the rice cake world is that while elves’ Manamilk is warm white milk, Dark Elves’ Manamilk is more dense and rich chocolate milk.
“Whether they are sex slaves, assassins, or spies, the Dark Elf unit will be a very important cornerstone to collapse the empire from within.”
“Well, won’t there be a backlash within the Fermaton due to the operation against the empire?”
“Officially, we are just recommending that people give Dark Elves a try. We have no intention of destroying the empire?”
She developed an elixir, but just as she had no idea that the queen of the kingdom would become Messalina, the same goes for the empire.
“Isn’t it the accepted opinion in the Empire’s social circles that buying dark elf sex slaves is insane? We are just selling ‘luxury goods’ to them as Labyrinth specialties.”
So-called Dark Elf Churai Churai.
‘Mind! It’s no different from saying ‘Look at the Dark Elf hot chocolate!’
“And whether it’s fucking anal against a dark elf, playing mana hot chocolate breastfeeding, or breaking your dick while playing bareback, it’s the buyer’s mistake.”
“Hmm… “
“It seems like there will be complicated problems in many ways, but at least one thing will be clear.”
Joanna tasted her again and her eyes sparkled.
“If the empire falls because of being possessed by the breasts, pussies, and bodies of the dark elves, then it is worth the destruction of such a country.”
“Yeah, that’s it.”
If you can just buy a dark elf in a healthy way and enjoy pure love while laughing, that’s what we want the most.
Excessively abusing and harassing a dark elf and causing it to bend or break is a sign of poor management on the part of the purchaser.
“Okay. This plan… I’ll go up and judge the ‘Mamangye’, and then I’ll go meet the boss on the 30th floor.”
“I was waiting, Count.”
While I was discussing the demon world, the knights waited in front of the boss room for me to open the door.
“I’m sorry. I remembered a business item for a moment. Sir Bernhard, am I too late?”
“Is that so? Whatever the Count has in mind, isn’t it for the benefit of Permaten and the people of Mann? It’s not like it took long. Hehe.”
“…10,000 people? Am I even a king?”
“You are the king of sex. Hehe.”
“Ah, that’s acceptable.”
It is by no means treason against the kingdom.
He’s just a sex king in the sense that he’s the man who has the best sex in Fermaten, and there’s no other intention.
Well, maybe later.
“Then… “
Sigh.
Powerfully open the boss room.
Just like the previous boss room on the 30th floor, there is a huge stone statue in the middle.
“…I don’t think it’s a sea elf.”
It’s as expected.
“Have you ever seen such a monster, Sir Bernhard?”
“I’ve never seen anything from the 30th floor or any deeper than the 30th floor.”
A strange stone statue that even Bernhard had never seen.
But I know the reality.
“It’s a monkfish shark.”
“Yes?”
“The three stone statues sticking out over there. They are all anglerfish lanterns.”
At the very center of the boss room, at the end of the cliff that runs straight in the middle, three elf statues of different shapes are staring at the center, each holding a different weapon.
It has a structure that looks as if the three warriors who went through a certain ritual were sealed, but in reality, the creator’s trap is to approach the center to attack it.
“It’s dark so it’s hard to see, but I can see it. There’s a huge anglerfish under the pillar.”
“Uh, um…”
“Isn’t the thing that comes out from the 30th floor originally a giant sea elf woman statue? Countless sea elves are pouring out of it.”
“That’s not necessarily true, but… “
There were two types of sea elf bosses that appeared on the 30th floor of normal.
One is countless sea elves pouring out from the sea elf megalithic statue.
The other is a giant sea elf.
Unlike the 5m succubus, this one was a giant sea elf that was almost 20m tall, but unfortunately I never encountered it.
But this place is different.
The hard drive is different.
“Lord Bernhard. I am a person who is more sensitive to women than anyone else.”
“Yes.”
“It doesn’t have the typical sea elf pussy smell.”
“Oh.”
All of the knights listened to me with their eyes shining.
“Whether outside or inside the labyrinth, sea elves have a unique smell. But that smell is not here now.”
“Then… “
“There is only the disgusting smell of angler sharks. The fishy smell of the sea. The smell of rotting corpse flesh in the mouth. You would think that if there was at least the smell of chestnut flowers from male sea elves. But there is not.”
Ah.
I am a player.
So I know all the gimmicks in this game.
‘How convenient would it be to say that?’
Of course, not all of the information you have as a player is available, but claiming that you noticed the gimmick being revealed under another justification is likely to arouse their suspicion.
“They say you can tell by the female’s scent…”
“If it’s real, you’ll get eaten the moment you get up there in the middle?”
“It’s okay to get eaten by a sea elf, but a little bit to a monkfish shark.”
But fortunately, everyone is listening to my caution and making careful decisions.
As expected, it seems like he believes in the insight and vision I showed while descending to the 30th floor of Hardware.
“If the Count can’t smell humans, then the only thing left is a monster.”
“Director Laura, is the Count now erect? I don’t know if your nose will respond, but your dick will definitely react.”
“Um… No! It’s just normal.”
“…”
It must have been thanks to the actions he showed as a leader while leading the knights all the way down here.
“Count. You really don’t smell like a female, do you?”
“…Ah. Of course. And there is a very easy way to defeat it.”
I pointed to two people in the group.
“Mother, Evelyn. You two go forward.”
“Take care of it with magic?”
“From downstairs, there will be a lot of work to be done with your body, so we will simply handle it with magic.”
I gave instructions to the two of them, and they soon produced something according to my instructions.
A huge block of stone as big as a human body.
I grabbed it and walked straight to the middle of the aisle leading to the main altar-
‘Fire in the Hole.’
He threw it like a three-point shot above the central altar.
Drop.
There is no response.
The stone statues remain still and do not react or wriggle.
“As expected. Is it the way humans react when they rise up, to react to life?”
If so.
Swipe.
I put my feet up on the altar and waited to hear something.
And.
“Of course!!”
The stone statues begin to shake and move slowly.
From anyone’s perspective, it looks like three stone sea elves have awakened from their seal and are about to fight.
If they are quietly standing against the stone statues at the central altar, they must have never been attacked by a monkfish shark.
“Count!!”
“It’s just the right timing!”
Kyaaaaa!!
As soon as I took a big step back, something emerged from below, swallowing the altar whole.
“Crazy, that’s the boss?!”
“It has a mouth bigger than any house…! Oh, wait. Just like the altar…”
“Mother!”
I called Zenith, who was waiting at the entrance, and she drank two bottles of Mana Milk in a row and pointed her staff forward.
“Even if I didn’t tell you, I was going to explode right now!!”
“Everyone, get out of the boss room!”
“Count, if it is the radius of the explosion-“
“If you don’t want to end up covered in the corpse of a anglerfish, everyone move back!!”
“!!”
All the knights went outside, and I stopped in front of Zenith and hit Doombreaker upside down on the floor.
“Evelyn!!”
Goo goo goo.
A mound of dirt rose from below and stood in front of us like a shield.
The giant monster that swallowed the altar, clinking its teeth together at the central altar – the anglerfish is looking at us, appreciating that it could not eat anything.
And.
The moment when the shield of the earth covers us.
“Explode!!”
Zenith’s explosion magic caused a powerful explosion in the anglerfish’s neck.
‘That’s why I should have looked carefully before eating.’
If you ate a nuclear bomb yourself, it is natural that it would explode.
“As expected, firepower is the best.”
Puhwaaaaa!!
With the sound of something exploding, I turned away from the shield and held Zenith and Evelyn in my arms.
