Chapter 224 – The Master Piece That Will Solve All Problems (5)
“I can’t resist a fancy silver bracelet as a trophy.”
Traps that can neutralize the enemy at once were planted.
Bitch necklace.
When I wore it, I set it to be in a ‘wood and stone state’ or ‘sage time’ state and then sprinkled it on the coast.
As if we were preparing for a large-scale battle and were forced to retreat, we fled, leaving behind the bitch collar and other equipment.
We saw with our own eyes that the Sirens had captured our equipment, and now all that was left was to ‘lure’ them.
The field where the enemy can attack is the sea.
In that case, the enemy must be led from the sea to the land.
“Good. This is our operational headquarters now.”
While I was having sex in the office and controlling the Paladin Sonata, a command center reminiscent of a territory war was unfolding in the room right next to the office.
“My lord.”
Joanna, who returned from the 25th floor, stood in front of a model of the battlefield created with the help of magic.
“The briefing preparations are complete. Can we proceed right away?
“Of course. What is the situation on the 25th floor now?”
“The front line has been pushed all the way here.”
Joanna held up her baton and pointed to the center of the mock battlefield.
“The seawater came in deeper than we had imagined, and the front lines were pushed back further. As the seawater has not been receded yet, if the seawater floods according to their capabilities, this will be the main battlefield.”
“Is it right next to the coast?”
“Yes. The sandy beach will be half full of water, but here, the water will only be up to ankle level.”
The area where the white sandy beach ends and the bushes begin to grow.
Joanna decided on the battle line, as if centered on the line drawn between the forest and the sea.
“According to the Demon Beast Encyclopedia, Sirens can generate sea power just by coming in contact with sea water. It’s not just a drop or two, but at least they can receive sea buffs up to a point where they can dip their ankles.”
“In other words, don’t go over to places where the water is shallower than your ankles?”
“Yes, that’s the point.”
“…Good.”
I pointed to the white sandy beach beyond the ‘Maginot Line’ drawn by Joanna.
“We will be in charge of the vanguard force to be sent to the sandy beach. I will attract their aggro first, so you can wait in the rear. Joanna. What is the total number of people needed?”
“At least two people will have to stick to each sea elf. I don’t know how many sea elves will be caught…”
“We need to ask for as much support as possible.”
The siren’s habits have been figured out.
Now all you have to do is lure the rest out.
“Perhaps this will be the first official step for the changed Count Fermaten.”
Anything that can be mobilized is mobilized.
“Please take care of me, Charlotte.”
“…Of course, Count. We, Nine Tails, and the slave guild are absolutely hoping that your plan will succeed. I will be in charge of commanding the ‘experts’, so don’t worry.”
Even if they are known to be quite vicious when it comes to hunting slaves.
When it comes to capturing and capturing something, there is no one better than a slave hunter.
“Okay. Then, four hours after the meal, we will begin the operation named ‘Worker Extortion’.”
It is not slave hunting.
Securing workers.
“Let’s start a party to hire workers for our water park on a large scale.”
Pair.
I lightly raised my cup of Darkness to the people gathered at the operation command center and ‘party hall’.
“It is a large-scale operation involving more than 100 people. I don’t know how many enemies will show up, but the most important thing is our safety and life.”
Everyone.
“From now on, we are going to throw trash into the sea. Everyone, if you eat and drink and are full… Get it? Haha, everyone, put it in the wooden trash can next to you.”
From now on.
“I’m giving it to you as a gift.”
Because ‘humans’ are going to do ‘human’ things.
* * *
Victory was achieved against humans.
The sea elves on the 25th floor enjoyed the joy of victory to the fullest.
They wore magic tools that they could not recover, and expanded the area of activity of the sea elves by flooding the forest with sea water.
If we did this, humans would also disappear.
But that prediction was too comparative.
[Hello, everyone.]
In front of the sandy beach, a large white armored knight appeared holding a huge two-handed hammer.
[Are you listening? We have come to retrieve our magic tools that you arbitrarily stole. You rotten things.]
A voice filled with anger and displeasure.
The sirens looked at each other and giggled.
Because the magic tools the article talks about are already worn by Sirens like accessories.
A silver bracelet that clears the mind and increases concentration.
Some sirens do not wear human things because they hate them, but this is definitely an item that is very helpful in ‘hunting humans’.
[Come out now! If you don’t come out, I’ll throw trash into the ocean you cherish so much.]
The sea elves frowned at the word trash.
Who likes trash spreading around their home?
The same goes for other classes of sea elves, but all humans who leave trash on the beach are targets of attack.
Even more so with that armored knight who throws trash directly into the seawater.
[Do you see what this is?]
Behind the armor knight, the blonde bunny girl vigorously pulled a cart loaded with something and headed toward the white sandy beach.
[To put it this way, ‘watermelon’ is something that should not be missed when playing at the beach. Well, I also brought several other vegetables and fruits.]
The sea elves tilted their heads when they saw the items loaded on the cart.
On the outside, they look like ordinary fruits, but what on earth are they trying to do with them?
Crash.
The armor knight put a solid support pole into the floor.
Even though the waves below swept back and forth, the support did not shake, and the armor knight placed a ripe watermelon on top of the support.
[Leader, setting.]
“‘Gong’ has been colonized~”
Tuk, tuk, tuk.
As Bunny Girl lifted a watermelon onto the support with golden gloves sparkling with magic, the Armor Knight lightly tapped the hammer on the floor and then passed it over his shoulder her her her.
[Pangya—!]
With an unidentified force of energy, the armor knight struck the fruit with a hammer filled with mana.
Hwieeeeeing ㅡㅡㅡ!!
Normally, the fruit should shatter like an explosion.
However, a very weak ‘mana shield’ was spread out on the outside of the fruit, and the sea elves hastily widened their distance from the fruit flying in from afar.
“It’s dialysis!”
Although the form is different, this is a stoning attack.
I don’t know why it’s a fruit, but if you hit your head with that, there’s a high chance you’ll die instantly.
Fondant!
The watermelon covered in mana went down to the depth where the sea elves swim and came up to the surface.
The watermelon, which rose due to buoyancy, split to the left and right, perhaps due to the impact or because the mana shield attached to the surface was broken –
“Aaaaah!!”
“Fuck!”
The sea elf screamed as he looked at the split watermelon.
“I threw something rotten! That crazy bastard!!”
“It’s coming again!! Avoid it!!”
The sea elves avoided something flying by exchanging hand signals in the water.
This time, a fairly wide pumpkin fell, and soon the yellow pumpkin split to the left and right.
“Aaaaah! Bugs, bugs inside!!”
“Be careful! There’s not just one flying in! Over there, in the forest!!”
Far away.
Beyond the white sandy beach, in a place hidden by the forest, dozens of things began flying in a parabola.
[From now on, we will take over this sea! Your ocean will become our landfill!!]
Whirring.
Something made up of a shield of mana falls into the seawater.
The moment the protective shield was released, the things inside began to be released one by one.
“Wow!”
“Hey you fucking bastards!!”
“Human!!”
It was food waste.
Leftover food, rotten vegetables and fruits that could not be eaten even if given to livestock, and even leftover pieces of bread were packed in cylindrical wooden boxes.
“We can’t just sit still like this! Let’s drive out those damn humans!”
“It’s undisciplined and reckless, and does it even make sense to throw food waste into someone else’s house? I’ll definitely kill those bastards and make them eat all the trash that falls over there!!”
The sea elves started running with anger in their eyes.
“Kill all the human babies——!”
Shoot.
Again, the waves started crashing.
* * *
Cleaning up food waste after a party also costs money.
Like steak bones or leftovers.
I boldly brought it to the Infinite Labyrinth and used it as an attack tool.
[In the future, one floor can be used as a food waste landfill.]
“Good idea. Sexy guy.”
Laura raised a wooden barrel full of rotten tomatoes and spread a shield with mana, and I attacked the sea elf by accurately throwing it with Ohma.
Plop!
The attack did not hit.
However, the moment the attack went astray, the rotten tomatoes inside spread and the sea instantly turned red.
[Why didn’t our ancestors come up with this? Huh?]
“No one but a sexy man would think of something like this.”
[Yes? It’s coming slowly. Let’s retreat.]
After seeing the waves rising again in the distance, I hugged Laura, and she immediately hugged me and aimed my bow behind her.
“I will intercept you!”
[Don’t leave my back to you!]
I could feel the sea elves shooting arrows at me from behind, but Laura safely guarded my back.
“Handsome man!”
Joanna’s cry was heard from afar.
“Ready!”
[Okay? Now then…The ‘Fountain Show’ begins!!]
Flap.
As Joanna raised her flag high, her white banner began to flutter in the wind.
[Bitch switch, on!!!]
Puhwaaaaa!!
Along with a fountain show with waves hitting the sandy beach, a large-scale battle with the sea elves began.
