Chapter 211 – Luge’s Dream Comes True (1)
A month has already passed since Rouge Permaten became a count from a small lord.
There was no significant change in Permaton during that month.
At best, a slightly strange type of porn called ‘romance porn’ began to spread, and it became quite popular among women.
Other than that, there were no other changes.
‘Inside’ Permaten Castle.
Thump, thump, thump.
Beyond the walls of Fermaten Castle.
Giant golems were moving.
Golems carrying wizards who specialized in earth magic were leveling the ground with magical power.
Dig a hole.
Take out the rock from the ground.
And large-scale construction was underway to solidify the ground.
We are trying to build something new.
Luge Permaten is trying to build something on a large scale outside Permaten Castle.
What is it?
Are they trying to build a new castle to commemorate their ascension to the throne?
Is this something special to overcome the Fermaten curse and live outside the count’s castle?
No one knows the answer.
Most of Rouge Permaten’s business is carried out in complete secrecy, and even if a glimpse of the plan is given, it is full of things that are impossible to understand with a sober mind.
But one thing is clear, it is related to ‘sex’.
Even after becoming Countess, Rouge Permaten did not let go of sex-related matters, and instead, she further expanded her sex business and broadened its base.
That large-scale civil engineering project is definitely a business related to sex.
If not, I feel like I’ll be disappointed in some way.
What is Rouge Permaten planning by digging out a space as large as Count Permaten’s castle?
As always, there was no other way than to wait for Luge Permaten to create that huge facility, but its identity was revealed in a surprisingly bland way.
-We will hold a swimming pool name contest.
Rouge Permaten let the public know what kind of business he was doing by holding another competition.
-I will build the continent’s largest swimming pool and water play facility, commonly known as a ‘water park’. And there you will be able to freely enjoy the water.
Playing in the water?
Although it was completely incomprehensible, some people had a vague idea of what water play was.
-Are you talking about going to the sea and splashing around in the water?
-But then your clothes will all get wet.
-It’s a nobleman’s game. Are you trying to create an entertainment facility for nobles?
Playing in the water seemed to be the exclusive preserve of nobles.
That is inevitable. What kind of common people would go to the sea to have fun?
In places where it is not safe to swim in the river, wild animals or demonic beasts often jump out and attack, so who would dare to play in the water?
Therefore, when the Count said ‘water park’, the people of Permaten could only tilt their heads.
-This is a two-track strategy! The strategy is to supply goods cheaply to the residents inside Permaten Castle, and to impress the nobles by building huge buildings outside Permaten Castle!
Inside the castle and outside the castle.
Even if he does something for the nobles, Rouge Permaten will definitely do something for the common people.
-I trust the Count! You’ll take us to the water park for free!
One by one, people began to believe in Rouge Permaten, which supplied things like porn, Penis Illin, and Dream Factory at a fairly cheap price—to be honest, it was almost like giving it away.
Luge Ramen.
If you are a count.
If this man is crazy about sex.
And this man does not enjoy sex alone, but he allows everyone to enjoy sex.
I had no doubt that he would definitely do something.
And that trust was never betrayed.
“Ah. We prepared another festival today, guys.”
Rouge Permaten went to the square.
He appeared in the middle of the square, wearing baggy shorts and a shirt with embroidered floral patterns, and wearing black glasses – something called ‘sunglasses’ developed in the distant empire.
“The next two months. Thanks to the excellent magicians at the Magic Tower, the water park will be built very quickly. Oh, magic is truly great.”
It takes ‘two months’ for the Luge Permaten to spend all his magic stones and budget his?
People began to be afraid of how big and gigantic the water park would be.
That’s right.
Naturally, the more the facility costs, the more expensive the usage fee will be.
“I understand your concerns. It’s a facility you’ve never experienced before, so you might not know how to use it. It’s okay. All you need is 5 base coins and you can enjoy everything that day.”
5 Luge Coin!
“Gold coins are not accepted. Only Luge Coins can be used. Of course, you can buy Luge Coins at the entrance and enter. I will also make a special magic tool.”
At the same time as announcing that it could not be used with existing gold coins, Rouge Permaten raised his hand high.
“That’s not what’s important! What’s really important is what you wear at the water park! You have to wear a wedding dress to a wedding, a mourning dress to a funeral, and a tailcoat to a social party!”
As everyone guesses what kind of person Rouge Permaten is, they all have some idea of his backstory.
“Water parks also require appropriate clothing!”
As expected.
“A water park is a place to go for water fun, or swimming! Of course, we have to make clothes for swimming!”
Luge Permaten raised his hands high to the sky and clapped.
“Look, humanity!”
The two golems kneeling next to Rouge reached out behind her, and soon began to slowly lift the two women in her palms.
A blonde woman and a silver-haired woman.
One is the Luge woman everyone now knows – Laura, the bunny girl rabbit leader.
The other is Serica, a former adventurer and female knight who became a knight of Fermaten.
The two women stood next to Luge wearing different looking black swimsuits.
“This is truly a ‘swimsuit’! A rare masterpiece created by Permaton!”
Is it underwear?
No.
It looks like underwear, but the material is completely different from underwear.
“That can’t be right…”
“That’s right! I made clothes that don’t get wet! Well, don’t get into the details of the principles! They were made using magic!”
Everyone nodded.
When I see Laura and Celica in swimsuits, what use are principles?
“What’s important? This swimsuit has endless possibilities!”
Rouge Permaten raised her hands high in the sky.
“In the name of ‘Count’ Rouge Permaten, we are holding a ‘Swimsuit Contest’ for about two weeks starting today! Everyone in Permaten! Please wear the swimsuit you want your girlfriend, wife, or loved one to wear… Draw it!”
Pangpabang.
Behind the fountain, the water flowed high into the sky like an explosion.
The stream of water that exploded with magic appeared as water droplets on various shapes of female torsos, and various types of swimsuits were worn on the woman’s torso.
Sarrr.
The water droplets quickly scattered in the air like a drizzle, but people were mesmerized by the feast of the beautiful swimsuit for a moment.
“At the last Tjizzi Festival, we chose the person with the prettiest breasts! But this time it’s different! This time, the one who draws or makes the ugliest ‘swimsuit’ will win!”
Rouge Permaten is doing something crazy again.
He became a count and seemed to be quiet for about a month, but he ended up doing this crazy thing again.
“Let me be clear! This is not underwear! It is intended to create optimal clothing for swimming, with no strange intentions!”
But is that crazy thing because this is Permaton?
“Take the challenge! All designers! Challenge the limits of your imagination! The most appropriate swimsuit among the designs you create will be selected as the official swimsuit rented at the water park, and the winner will be -“
Rouge Permaten raised her arms.
“I will give you 10 million Luge coins!”
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“Aren’t you saying it’s too big because you can print Luge coins as you like?”
Laura smiled bitterly at having shouted too loudly.
“Is that so? Still, I have to do it neatly.”
1st place prize, 1 billion.
Men, women, and foreigners alike will all draw swimsuits.
Anyway, I already have all kinds of ugly swimsuits recorded in my head, but the purpose of the contest is to collect information to find out the average level of ugly swimsuits for people of this era.
-Wow, this is so dirty…! But for the sake of winning…!
-Did you bring this as a sexy swimsuit? What is this?
-You can see all of the cleavage and there is only a small amount of area…Huh?!
-I’ll show you. A really sexy swimsuit. Ah, this is a bikini.
-This…Wow…!!
-…If it’s just a bikini, then what’s the point of micro bikinis?
What do people in this world think of a swimsuit?
We will create swimsuits based on what we have already seen through existing swimsuits, but most of them will be created based on underwear.
I can make it, put it on my girls, and have sex with them.
‘I can’t stand sex in a swimsuit in the middle of summer.’
Basically, gacha games always have a swimsuit season.
So do I.
But…
“Laura. The documents in front of me were sketched first at the count’s house, right?”
“Yes. Is there a winner?”
“No.”
I ended up discovering a swimsuit design that was extremely disturbing.
“Am I crazy?”
In front of me.
There was a piece of clothing with a design that looked like a rash guard.
“Death penalty.”