Chapter 206 – The Little Mermaid and the Sexy Prince (14)
Shock.
Rouge Permaten didn’t want to get married!
He told me to tell him.
So when people ask me what Luge wanted to do, I just say, ‘I want to have vaginal sex with a woman in a wedding dress.’
“Sometimes it’s sad that this is so probable.”
Ah.
Luge Permaten.
As a being where everything comes down to sex, acting like a sex musk is persuasive to people.
Most people respond by saying yes.
The foolish act of choosing the path to the grave of life is often for nonsensical reasons.
In most cases, marriages are made with a promise.
Because it was my first marriage and first experience in my life, men who were already married showed a negative attitude toward my marriage, but at the same time understood it.
-I can’t stand wedding dresses.
Surprisingly, aristocratic wedding dresses were not much different from modern wedding dresses.
Commoners just wore very special dresses for weddings, but nobles definitely wore dresses that I am familiar with.
So, since everyone knows what it’s like to have sex in a white dress, when it became known that I didn’t want to get married but wanted to have pregnancy sex in a wedding dress, everyone assumed that was the case and moved on.
Thanks to this, my marriage turmoil came to nothing.
But even if it’s not marriage.
The succession of ‘county’, which is a prerequisite for marriage, must be properly accomplished.
-Then what are you going to do with the Count?
-I would like to officially take over. So that you can get married at any time.
-Then we’ll have to contact the real kingdom. Someone will come from the kingdom.
-It’s okay. Depending on the other person’s level, we will treat them accordingly.
So, I went through a few preparations.
-I will give the kingdom what it needs. If I can become a count and solve the kingdom’s meaningless disputes, then I have to give something.
I left all the necessary document preparation to Zenith, and I seriously thought about how I could speak to the kingdom and obtain the title of earldom.
And surprisingly, the kingdom was positive about my succession to the throne.
Maybe it’s because someone who will take over Fermaten needs to come out quickly.
Either that, or perhaps he learned from spying on information about our Fermaten that they are not a threat to the kingdom – or, more accurately, that they do not want to pretend to be against the kingdom.
The kingdom showed a positive, or rather a firm, will toward my succession to the throne.
In the first place, it was common for noble titles to be hereditary within the family itself, but due to the special nature of being a Permaten, I had to be appointed by the kingdom.
And today.
“Luge Permaten. I appoint you Count Permaten.”
By the minister from the kingdom, I was officially made Count of Permaten.
“From now on, you will continue to be widely known as the Margrave of Permaten.”
The middle-aged man with the typical bushy beard looked blunt and hard rather than kind.
“As always, I hope that Fermaten’s Infinite Labyrinth will be the light and salt of the kingdom, and eventually of this world. That’s it.”
“…Is this the end?”
“The formal procedures end here.”
The minister who came all the way to the county waved his hand as if there was no need for troublesome proceedings.
“I don’t want to exchange troublesome words. I’ve been taking orders, and this isn’t a place I like very much.”
“These are not very good words for someone who has lived their whole life in Fermaten.”
“My father and brother died in the Infinite Labyrinth. They were adventurers.”
“…I pray that the deceased may rest in peace. Instead.”
I never thought I would cast Tallulah here.
It’s not that I’m responsible for dying in the Infinite Labyrinth, but if I don’t apologize in this situation, I lose the initiative in future conversations.
“I will give you one task, perhaps one for appointment as a count.”
“Is it a mission?”
“Yes. It is something you must deal with, or will have to do in the future as an earl loyal to the kingdom.”
“…”
Duty of nobility.
It does not simply speak of noblesse oblige, but of the duties of a ‘kingdom noble’.
“Are you talking about taxes? I think I’m paying enough taxes now.”
“It is not a question of taxes. I hope that the royal family will be supplied with certain goods on a regular basis.”
The minister lowered his voice.
Up to this point, as expected.
The kingdom will demand as much from the Fermaten as it has done so far.
Whether it’s a magic stone or material obtained from monsters from the Infinite Labyrinth, they’ll try to get anything from us.
Give what you can.
However, we take hard action against what we cannot give.
For example, my person.
“Penisilin.”
All the expected scenarios were shattered.
No, all the worst scenarios we thought of were ruined.
-Are you really going to ask for something like a breast magic stone or a penis elixir?
-Then it’s nothing.
Penis Ilin is not the worst thing we thought, but it was something we thought, ‘No way, I’ll find this.’
“…Why is Penisilin suddenly happening?”
“I wish they could supply it to the royal family on a regular basis. I wish they could even hand over the recipe, but since that would be impossible, we would have to supply at least a large amount of Penisillin on a regular basis.”
“Can you tell me the specific amount in writing?”
“…I think it would be quicker to leave that to you.”
The minister pointed at me as if it was a bother to even mention it.
“It takes 3 men against 1 woman to maintain an erection for one night.”
“…It’s a subtly specific waterway.”
“Because that’s how it is actually used.”
The minister smiled bitterly and shook his head.
“What do you think? I think I’ve said enough about what I can say.”
“I don’t like to talk back. To constitute becoming a count, I would like to ask you a question.”
“As much as you want.”
Uses of penilelin.
Considering the effects of Penisillin and the story of the kingdom, it is obvious where to use it.
“Queen Messalina supplies penises for the men who will gang-rape her. That’s what she said, right?”
“I said it back on purpose.”
“There is no reason to talk back.”
Everyone already knows that Queen Messalina is like that and that she is that kind of person.
As much as everyone knows that Rouge Permaton is a person who talks about her marriage because she wants to have vaginal sex in a wedding dress.
The story of Queen Messalina’s prostitute temperament and actual behavior is spreading everywhere through people’s mouths.
If you look at the fragmentary content, it is a rumor full of evil.
-There is no way the queen is an orgy!
-Yes, it’s an orchid worm. I also had sex with the queen.
-What? How are you?
-She was recruited when she wanted to be gang-raped by the kingdom’s beggars. The queen’s pussy was amazing.
However, since she is not just a rumor but a reality, Queen Messalina’s notoriety as a prostitute spreads throughout her kingdom.
The only reason everyone doesn’t say anything is because calling Messalina a prostitute would be considered an insult to the royal family, so she just doesn’t swear at her carelessly.
The queen is a prodigal woman.
And in a way, it was natural for such a queen to seek out Penis Ilin.
I had no idea that it was Penis Ilin who was requesting a position that would give him an upper hand over the Count of Permaten.
“If the Queen needs Penisilin, I will gladly give it to you. I will divide it according to the amount you wish.”
“Share it?”
“It means taking the recommended daily intake for men. I can’t see Penisillin being used to assassinate His Majesty the King for no reason.”
“Ha.”
The minister snorted briefly.
“I wonder if Queen Messalina said she wanted a large amount of Penisilin without even thinking about it? I’m just saying that there is a plan and a way to calm things down.”
“Ho. What method?”
“You have that.”
The minister pointed at me.
“That bitch necklace you have. I’d like to get one.”
Indeed.
Was this the main point?
“How did you know?”
“The kingdom is more interested in you than you think.”
“I guess so.”
There are more than dozens of spies planted inside.
It’s not strange that the kingdom knows information about the bitch collar.
“…Bitch necklaces are items that cannot be distributed externally.”
“So, don’t you say it this way? In order to be officially approved to ascend to the earldom, you need enormous wealth. The Queen says that a bitch necklace is enough.”
“Why is the queen such a bitch… No, that’s right. I understand.”
The queen is a prodigal woman.
If such a woman had an object that could forcibly increase her sexual sensations and enjoy the same elixir effect, she would definitely use this.
“But the bitch collar is something that forces you to listen to someone’s commands. Now, all the sinners who wear the bitch collar are listening to my commands.”
“Only for women?”
“Only women.”
Even if it means getting dirt in my eyes, I will not make a necklace that will turn a man into a bitch.
If I had to say it, I would call it the ‘Amta Necklace’.
“Okay, Nero!”
I called Nero, who was sitting next to me.
“Bring me a bitch necklace. After I’ve worked out some magic, I’ll have one as a gift for the queen.”
“…Yes.”
Is it an illusion?
Somehow, as Nero smiled slightly, the minister’s expression became much more relaxed.
“Why are you doing that?”
“No. Huh.”
The minister leisurely raised his wine glass.
“I’m also glad my work is over. Congratulations, Count.”
“…Yes.”
Now.
He is officially a count.
