Chapter 1 – I Became a Loser in the Gacha Game (1)
“Gacha is a mess.”
It exploded.
Failed to draw a limited gacha with no ceiling.
We rammed three trucks with jewels, but they failed.
“Fuck. Woof.”
I can’t say nice words.
It’s also true that I lost my money.
All of the ‘adventurers’ selected through gacha became gems.
Even though this limited character is a so-called ‘human rights’ character, we were not selected.
The limit has already been exceeded.
There is no way to lose anymore.
If you want to pay more here, you have to take out a loan with a negative account. Is this something you have to go to that length to take out?
‘The reprint will be next year?’
Yes.
If you press it now, it will pop up!
If there are no human rights, the clan will be forced to leave, and it is obvious that it will be pushed out of the ranked game and become an outcast, and in the end, all the money spent on this game will become a sunk cost and become nothing more than a piece of data.
Should I take out a loan seriously?
I think you can succeed if you break the bank with a small amount of about 1 million won.
To be honest, if you pour so much in and not a single copy comes out, I’m holding the doorknob and waiting right in front of you.
-I will give everything for you, adventurer!
“Yes. How can you play without human rights? Human rights are essential for clan wars, raids, and infinite labyrinth exploration.”
Today is the last day of gacha pickup week.
Its performance was already proven on the first day of pickup, and there were many cases where people like me who couldn’t pick it up ended up doing so-called ‘snagging’.
“…It’s 0.1%. If you’ve been practicing for 1,000 years, shouldn’t you come out at least once?”
There is a mountain of jewels that have already been accumulated.
When an already recruited companion is recruited again, it is converted into gems for breaking the limit, so the amount of gems converted while picking human rights was enough to complete all 5-star quests for other characters.
“The time left…”
One hour.
There is one hour left until the gacha closes, and if I don’t pick a human rights within this hour, I will be pushed out of the rankings.
1st place?
You can’t aim for that top level.
However, it is unacceptable for gold badges, not platinum badges, to have urine sprinkled on the sparkling jewels.
“…Scraping.”
If I take the last step before taking out a loan, I may have my human rights.
‘Where can I extract gacha gems?’
Character relationship story? I’ve already pushed everything.
Main story reward? Substory reward? I already ate it all before taking annual leave.
Clear the story dungeon with three stars? If there are still a few things left in the middle that you haven’t cleared, that’s okay…
“Fuck, you worked so hard.”
How did you clear all stages in the field 100%?
If this happens, I won’t be able to do any mission work…
“…Mission?”
Perhaps.
Isn’t there at least one of the achievements that allows you to receive gems right away?
Within an hour-
“Yass! There is!”
-So Yeongju’s dark delusions.
My fists are clenched.
So Yeong-ju.
As the minor lord of the labyrinth city where the game is set, he is a one-star comedy character and a low-level character who cannot be used as an entertainment character.
A poor character who gets hit like a punching bag in a 4-panel cartoon.
Since the theme is 1 star and the effect is 3 stars, this is a character that the production company created to blatantly screw the players.
-So Youngju Champy Shack…
At the same time, he is a ‘villain’ character in the main story, and although I couldn’t check everything because I skipped, he is ‘executed’ at the same time as the family falls.
A character that is nothing more than a device to allow the player character to become the master of the labyrinth city without showing off his cool side until the end.
This character has one achievement.
-“Clear it.” Clear the Infinite Labyrinth with Youngju So and 5 5-star female characters in a party (0 / 1).
Reward: 100 Lapis Lazuli
It is end content.
In fact, it is an infinite labyrinth that requires all six people to clear it, and it is close to impossible to clear it with a minor lord who has not yet been trained.
However, it is possible if there are human rights.
In order to achieve the achievement, you need a human rights character, but you actually have to clear this to get a human rights character.
“…I woke up by twisting my body.”
We do everything we can.
Creating a harem party for a minor lord makes me feel bad because it feels like the female adventurers are being taken away from me as a player, but is now the time to tell the cold from the hot?
“If successful… The gap will be three times.”
It is possible.
It is not impossible.
Since there is clearly a person who actually cleared it, it will be possible to clear it even without the human rights character.
I added a light car to this game, so there’s no way I can’t pull out human rights here.
So.
Definitely.
Through all tactics, skill distribution, and retries –
“…I’m awake!!”
Won.
All the female characters were wiped out against the boss at the end, and Youngju So, who was left alone, struck the final blow by throwing a bomb.
“If human rights come out, So Young-ju’s work will be full.”
There are 100 gems.
30 per step.
There were only 18 gems left, so 2 were missing, so there were only 3 steps.
“…”
Recruitment.
Resumes are flying around with flashy effects.
Because it was a short story, only one resume came out, and that resume was-
-I will be your sword, leader.
〈Notification〉 Converted to 10 magic stones.
“Okay. I just took out a stack.”
There are still two left.
I pressed the recruitment button with a trembling heart.
“Now hold on to the doorknob and come out, su…!!”
A rainbow-colored resume.
Stardust falling from the sky.
Three stars on the adventurer rating table on your resume!
This is definitely the energy of a limited-time pick-
-Your name is Cerberus!
〈Notification〉 Converted to 50 gems.
“You idiot…!!”
Why are you here?
No, thank you for coming out, but you can’t come out now.
“…No way.”
Since I just removed the rainbow rare stack, is the next character a 1-star character?
I guess not?
Surely not…?
“…If it doesn’t come out, I’ll break the barrel, really?”
This is a battle of pride.
Even if I eat three Jinsoon Minis tomorrow, I will take care of my human rights.
“Something big…Has come!”
Resume coming down from the sky.
It’s white, but there’s nothing there yet.
“Rainbow…!!”
A resume that sparkles in rainbow colors!
A star shining brightly on the rare rating table!
Haha! This Youngju So has become a colleague, this means!!
〈Notification〉 Converted to 1 gem.
I’m tired.
It was ruined.
It’s so absurd that I can’t press the screen.
What’s so good about So Young-ju’s bastard? The production company’s Bastards staged it in live 2D and made people feel bad.
“Shiba…”
Human rights disappear.
There are now 3 minutes left.
If I had known this would happen, I would have done it in advance, either by buying a horse cart or using a credit card cash advance.
With the emergency fund already in the account equal to the salary, the only way left is to release the savings.
“Wow…!”
Bye bye, my pretty Gaudi!
Your emblem will shine brightly with platinum human rights in the labyrinth city.
“Emergency withdrawal… Emergency withdrawal… Huh?”
[Currently, ■■Bank is undergoing an emergency system inspection.]
What.
“…Is the world treating me unfairly?”
I am devastated.
On the screen, Youngju So is still smiling proudly at me, and her time is on the hour.
“…”
Wouldn’t it be possible to leave the screen like this and pick it up again tomorrow if you get the attendance gem?
Maybe they’ll extend the gacha for another day due to server lag?
There is no such thing.
So Young-ju, who did not want to see this, pressed his middle finger on his eyes her her her, and as soon as he returned to the lobby, the first thing he saw was the ‘pick-up’ sign disappearing.
Human rights.
It disappeared.
Now, until the next human rights come out, until the next limited edition comes out, I will be the guy who goes around dillydally and prematurely ejaculating in raids and drooling golden urine in ranked matches.
“…It sucks.”
It’s a two-tone sound that I don’t usually sing.
There is also a traitor who chews up a pickup character and appears at the right time for a 3-star.
And Youngju So, who deceived me until the end, is also a bitch.
“Should I replace everything?”
If you use the app store’s refund policy, you will be able to get a refund for the money you spent on this gacha.
At least out of all the money I’ve invested in the gacha so far, I’ll be able to get back at least my monthly salary.
But if I do that, my account will be blacklisted and suspended, and I will never see the data I’ve played so far again.
“…Fuck.”
It’s just swearing.
Should I just grind it all up and eat it with only the Soyeongju left?
“Fuckin’ game.”
See if I ever play a gacha game again in my life.
“Fuck. Those bastards who removed the ceiling while releasing limited characters are bad.”
This is the game company’s fault.
It’s the publisher’s fault.
At the very least, it is the fault of the trashy producer who changed the 3-star star to 1 star when So Young-joo appears at the last moment.
“No human rights? Just replace them~”
Decomposition. Decomposition. Disassembly.
And if you’re going to eat it anyway…
“Little lord 5 stars, let’s go!”
Full level.
Full work.
And all the special items that I had saved for the love character I really like someday, of which I could only get 10 in the game so far, were thrown into Youngju So’s stomach.
“Ah, I was satisfied. This damn game.”
It was difficult when going up, but it was nothing when going down, and now it feels exactly like that.
If there were stairs, I would want to dance down them.
“…I have to wake up tomorrow and ask for a refund. What a fucking game.”
I threw away my phone and lay down on the bed.
It’s already late at night, and I just hope that there’s a bittersweet message posted on the message board, as if roughly expressing one’s emotions.
“Fuck… “
So I closed my eyes, without any human rights.
“Wake up, Lord So.”
“…Huh?”
Fucked.
