Chapter 6 – Don’t Insult Soonae! (Modify Viewing Age)
“Actually, I…”
This is the story that writer Hyeji hesitated to bring out.
“… “I don’t have any friends to go to the café with.”
It was a fairly familiar type.
Hey, you too?
I almost stretched out my hand to see her, but she barely held back. There is no need to prove that I am an idiot.
“Can’t I go with my parents?”
“Oh, actually, I’m living alone. “My parents are in the countryside.”
“Where is the province?”
“Jeongseon.”
“Jeongseon, Gangwon-do?”
“Wow! “You know it’s in Gangwon-do!”
Oh my god, are you from Gangwon-do? The old sage’s words that dragons thrive in streams were not wrong. Such an incredibly beautiful woman can be found not only in a city but also in the military.
“But how do you use standard language naturally without using dialect even once?”
“Using it? “Maybe it’s not obvious.”
Actually, I didn’t know the specific accent of the Gangwon-do dialect. It didn’t seem to have any special characteristics that were recognized immediately upon hearing it, like Gyeongsang-do or Jeolla-do.
“So are you a college student?”
“Oh, I’m not a college student… Actually, there is a story behind why I started living alone in Hongdae.”
“If it’s a sensitive area, you don’t have to say anything.”
“It’s not a depressing story! Well, actually, I got caught drawing high-level illustrations at home and got kicked out.”
“Huh?!”
No, I’m glad it’s not a tragic story like a family feud, but isn’t this too dynamic?
“But you didn’t just get kicked out! In fact, in some ways, it is closer to becoming a monk.”
“You know that running away from home and leaving home are completely different, right?”
“It’s true that you are going to become a monk! “I came to Seoul to train in the closed world until I became a high-level authority on Japanese art that even my parents could not help but understand!”
What kind of high-level teachings are you talking about and doing closed-tube training? And high level… When you say that, I suddenly become curious.
“That ‘high level’ thing is… “Is this an ordinary love scene between an ordinary man and woman?”
“No. That’s not a high level, it’s a ‘high level’. “The thing with ‘go’ is that it’s more than that.”
“What’s the difference?”
“For example, insert a dildo in the front and insert it in from the back in one go, and at the same time, push, push, push…” .”
Crazy, push push push.
The coffee started gushing out of my mouth.
“Gwae, are you okay?”
“No.”
It looks like he suffered some internal injuries. This is a high level? What is the high level that I have known so far…
She carefully explained to me who was confused.
“Even so, my favorite genre is pure love.”
“Is it pure love to stick a dildo in the front and fuck it from behind?”
“If we love each other, wouldn’t it be pure love? At least while fucking her from behind like that, she softly whispered love with her mouth and rubbed the heated Kli-chan with gentle gestures…”
“Don’t insult Soon-ae!!”
If I were a parent and caught my daughter drawing a girl being fucked by skewering her back and forth, I would have pulled out all her hair right away. It was shocking from the moment the dildo appeared in the picture. You put it in and receive the man’s dick through your back hole?
Moreover, if you criticize it, “We fell in love with each other, so it’s pure love!!” I can’t believe you accepted it. My mind is dizzy.
“Writer, I thought you were a very shady person…”
“I thought that was the case too, but it wasn’t.”
She asked with a slightly disappointed look on her face, but there was no point in acting strong in front of her. The sincerity of a sincere woman was completely different from that of a man.
“So, author, does ‘simultaneous play’ never appear in the novel you are writing now?”
“It’s a spoiler, but I’ll take it as such.”
“Then remove the high-level tag.”
“If a female character only uses one hole, isn’t she a high level person?”
“You should at least use your mouth! Otherwise, it’s a tag scam!”
“No, over there!”
Fuck, have I fallen into a trip to another world that changes common sense? Is it like a ‘world where you can become a criminal if you use just one hole’?
The eyes of people looking at our table are too harsh for that to be true.
“Please lower your voice. “Not everyone is like us.”
Only then did she cover her mouth and return to her previous shy self.
It seems that he is usually discreet and quiet, but when he switches to a sexy side, he loses control.
“Hey, writer Hyeji. If it’s not rude, does this have something to do with why you don’t have any friends?”
I thought it was a bit of a rude question, but at the same time, I thought it was a question I could ask because it was me. Because.
“I am like that.”
In fact, the friends around me left because they couldn’t stand my shadyness.
If I have a chance to meet those friends, I definitely want to tell them.
Hey, fuck, I was normal at this level. Do you know how many monsters there are in this wide world!
She hesitated for a moment, took a sip of coffee, and unlike her attitude when she spoke passionately about ‘two-hole pure love’ earlier, she lowered her head with an expression that made her look like she was dying of embarrassment and answered in an inaudible voice? 〈 Br〉
“… Yes. That’s right.”
Well, in that simple rural village, a woman with progressive and unconventional sexual ideas has appeared, so do the friends have the courage to endure it?
I decided to take responsibility for putting her down and comfort her.
“Still, we both pervert.”
“Yes. It’s not as good as I expected…”
“Did you have any expectations?”
“A little… “Yes.”
Well, if I tell someone who has the same interests as me, a sense of intimacy that I didn’t know existed is bound to arise. I’m sorry for not living up to your expectations. But I didn’t know it would be to this extent.
“But why is the closed training center located in Hongdae?”
“Well, since it’s the hippest and youngest neighborhood, I think I’ll be able to cater to a lot of different people’s dark tastes!”
You are the darkest.
I was anxious to speak up, but I held back.
“Anyway, but then… Mr. Simikun.”
“This is Lee Se-gwang.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Author Se-gwang, how did you come to write erotic stories? Do your parents know?”
I shook my head at her innocent question.
“No. “I kept it a secret with the thought that if I got caught, I would die.”
“If you get caught, don’t be too embarrassed. “Our job is not something to be ashamed of.”
But it’s not something to brag about.
“Anyway, the reason I started writing erotic stories was because I had both a dark ego and the ability to express it through writing, so I wanted to make some money by utilizing my talent. “I’m also at a good age to try this and that.”
When she heard that, she laughed and agreed, as if she was just as amused as I was before.
“It’s the same as when I started teaching.”
What they have in common is that they chose the means of creation because they needed an outlet to release their dark ego. If this is fate, is it fate?
“It’s too bad we only met today.”
She seemed to be thinking the same thing, so she hesitated a little and held out her cell phone to me.
“If it’s okay, can I ask for your actual contact information, rather than the account on the request page?”
“If you are planning to dispel the dark delusions against me…”
“I know how to distinguish between reality and creation!”
For your information, the one who shouted just now is writer Hyeji. It would be natural for anyone to see this as a conversation between artist Hyeji and her rebelling against my shady work, but I ended up in a defensive position because I thought she had been shady her whole life.
It’s fresh. This experience too.
Aside from everything else, her drawing skills themselves are truly outstanding, so maintaining a close relationship with a partner who is both sincere and has similar tendencies would have been great from a long-term perspective.
He is a business partner. Not a sexual partner at all.
… Although it seems like the line between the two will go back and forth. Then, I will have to compromise on being a moderately ‘sexy’ business partner.
“Don’t worry too much, author. As you are truly concerned, I will not make jokes that cross the line or cause offense. Even though I’m like this, I have a very shy personality.”
I get the feeling that he’s really shy usually. The problem is that if the switch turns, it’s all useless.
Someone said, ‘Why don’t you think about it when you are writing a pornographic story and a situation like a pornographic story is in front of you? You might find it absurd and say, ‘I’m a eunuch?’
In fact, contrary to her small, petite and cute appearance, she has voluptuous breasts that are just the right size to touch, and although I have never held them yet, the width of her hips, which has no choice but to be held due to the structure of human body mechanics when held back, is not too large and has a good grip. It was perfectly designed.
She has a pretty face, big breasts, small waist, and wide hips. Can’t you tolerate this?
… If you really can’t stand the thought, it could ruin your life. How ugly is the world?
She is kind to me now, but if she changes her mind at any time, she can completely end my life with a special move called ‘A woman’s tears are proof.’
It is a practical know-how in life that you should not carelessly play with your dick for the sake of momentary pleasure.
Anyway, if you control it well so that the switch doesn’t turn, you won’t become a test subject for dark delusions, and you won’t get screwed if you mess with it wrong.
It’s funny that I, a man, have to take care of myself like this in everything I do, but anyway, in this world, there is no status window, reincarnation truck, or return wheel.
“I will continue to request this often.”
Business. Just Business.
I thought I drew a clear line with those words.
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“Writer, writer Simikun…”
“This is Lee Se-gwang.”
“Sorry, Collock! Written by Se-kwang… Cough!”
“What’s wrong, where does it hurt?”
The very next day.
“I think I have a fever… It’s so cold I can’t move.”
The crisis of being fucked came right away.
“Can you please come to my house?”
Wow.
… Don’t ask me this?
