Chapter 9 – Orcs and 400 Madmen Day 1
Day 1 still,
All of a sudden, the forces of the human coalition surrounded us without a break under the mountain, gathering black like ants. After reconnaissance for a while to see how we were, we looked at the human union, which did not show any movement, but only watched our movements.
-Hey you monsters, eat the clouds and live!
-It’s big, but seeing how small it is, my son’s cock must be bigger than yours!
-Wahhahahahaha!!!
They didn’t even think of coming up like you guys should come down, they just firmly guarded the foot of the mountain, and with the intention of drying up and killing us who were holding out from above, they shouted and shouted provocations to come down as if they wanted to reduce our number even a little bit.
“… “
Ah, looking at the kids’ faces, it’s already a crisis.
In fact, he gets angry when someone, be it a human or a monster, curses at him. Among them, one of the things that pisses me off the most is that the opponent tower I developed in an AOS game beats the team and just before the end of the game, it says ‘tchh’. It’s messing around.
Thanks to this, the state of his subordinates is not even a mess.
It’s not a metaphorical expression. Physically, I thought it was a walking volcano.
“Leader!”
Can you stand it?! They look at me with resentful eyes, but what can I do?
-Looking at the cowardly strategy of the world that is stuck on top of a mountain, even your captains will be screwed!
“Wow~ haha!”
No, you crazy bastards, why are you laughing at that again?
I can tolerate insults at the foot of the mountain, insulting my subordinates, but I can’t stand cursing at myself. Aside from being angry, it’s better for my subordinates to laugh at me.
Right away, I blew a word to the guys who were swearing at me.
In the first place, I’m the Demon King’s army, so there’s no need for me to protect human duty, right?
Besides, at a time like this, I couldn’t be so grateful for the existence of my previous life.
“Yai Mahmi’s chewy chew! Did you know that your father died and your mother died?! It can’t be! Your father is already out of sight and your mother is sucking my dick right now!”
Cra~ Cra~ Cra~ …
The underlings who laughed at the reverberating pad-lip echoing through the mountain and made fun of me, and the human unions who cursed at me at the foot of the mountain suddenly became quiet.
“If you guys curse, you can curse together. Why are you ignoring me? Did you have a picnic?”
What kind of devil can’t swear at me?
I went back coolly and went to the hammock that I had been using to take a nap earlier and laid down. My subordinates looked at me strangely and whispered.
“Ah, no matter how much you are a captain, isn’t this serious?”
“Even the demon king, the king of wickedness, doesn’t carelessly curse his parents… “
“As expected, I felt it from the moment I punched him, but I guess the captain isn’t actually an orc… “
“Isn’t it like being struck by lightning?”
My jealousy, which was not broken even after being hit by my fist, was crushed when I shot a pad lip once. Aww climbers. What kind of demon kings are you? Beat all the demon kings and tell them to just do the Teletubbies in Little Garden. A twin-headed ogre with four personalities, you just need to be the purple Tobi Nana Po.
The moment your eyes are about to close on top of the swaying hammock as you click your tongue
-Yai, come down, bastard!
– Come down! I’m going up?!
– You don’t have anything to say, so you’re cursing at your parents who gave birth to you!
The sound of humans clamoring could be heard from below.
Don’t swear, now let me sleep, be quiet
Haha! Look! Garbage human! Looking at the level, even your mom knows! How did your father hit rice cake with your mother!”
“I took care of your mother, who is not here anyway, so why are you cursing! Thank you!”
Didn’t these crazy cubs say it’s bad before you just watched me? He asked if I had been struck by lightning, and as if it had happened, it was only now that he learned bad things faster than anyone else. Yes, you guys fight while swearing at each other like that
After a long time, I fell asleep using this friendly sound that gave off a nostalgic feeling as if I had been to a PC room.
On the other hand, the camp of the human union nestled under the mountain, the operation headquarters.
Bang-!
“How in the world could you be born with a hair iron and say such dirty things! Are they really the living beings of this world?!”
“In the first place, you’re not a human, but aren’t you a human being?”
“Is that a problem now! I feel like washing my ears right now!”
The staff and knights, who had never heard such insulting remarks since their birth, were sighing in anger as if they had no intention of hiding their blushing faces.
If you think about it, even the few elves in the unit should denounce those demons right away!
Of course, it was quite rude to shout in front of Sylveria, who is now the highest ranking member of this unit, but Sylveria herself couldn’t stand the twist in her stomach.
To be honest, the curse of his father who passed away before he was even born can be so. But his mother was different. Mother!
‘Dare… ! Dare… !’
Are you insulting your own mother at the subject of bastards who can’t even keep up with human toes?!
If anyone had looked into Sylveria’s inner thoughts, she would have been surprised.
Silveria is used to the insults she hears from enemies to the extent that she just smiles a little when she sees someone, the enemy general who spewed obscenities in front of her, and then cuts them down without blinking an eye. No matter how different the ark is, she is just expressing her anger over hearing insulting words?
In that regard, it is necessary to first learn a little about Sylveria’s family, the Isis family.
The Isis family, whose symbol is the silver lily, is a deep-rooted family of knights who have inherited the knighthood for generations. Even though they are aristocrats, they consider themselves soldiers and soldiers, not nobles, and have higher pride than anyone else.
And the characteristic of the Isis family is that they have silver hair from generation to generation, and even after generations, all the women of the Isis family are beautiful enough to be called the beauty of the borderlands.
However, unlike such useless things, the biggest characteristic of the Isis family is that the head of the household is a woman.
It is not uncommon in aristocratic society for women to hold important family positions such as the title of head of household, but the Isis family is more or less special.
Except for the first Isis, all the heads of the Isis family in history have been women over the centuries, including Veronica Isis, the current head of the Isis family and Sylveria’s mother.
And above all, her mother, Veronica Isis, was the one who won the glorious title of the kingdom’s strongest knight by defeating other prominent competitors with a female body. Promising that I will become a great knight who is like my mother, or one day surpasses my longing mother.
However…
Even if it’s the same human, even if it’s a noble elf, I’ll tear it into two or three pieces, but it’s just a monster! Mention your own mother?!
Sylveria grinded her teeth and tried hard not to show this side of herself to the people around her.
However, unlike Silveria, who couldn’t wipe the tears that flowed without her knowledge due to her resentment, the other knights around her who saw the dew flowing from a single lily projected the image of a noble and proud knight in her appearance.
‘Ah… The most upset person right now must be Silveria-sama, who follows her mother, Veronica-sama more than anyone else… ‘
‘In order not to show us… ‘
‘You pretend to be okay, but… ‘
Even her staff, who usually looked at her Sylveria and hid her insidious thoughts, could only stare blankly at her noble figure of Sylveria at this moment.
Silveria, who regained herself in the silence that came like her lies, said shyly to her subordinates who were staring at her.
“You looked ugly”
“No! We are so indignant!”
“They must have lent their tongues to the devil, if not to those who are going to hell!”
Silveria and her men were determined to slash anyone who came in front of them.
And what are the orcs and his minions doing now that the human coalition looks up at the mountains with unprecedented hostility?
‘Ah, you can’t come up right away and say shit just because you asked for my regards, right? Not yet.’
An orc who has become a loser at the end of the century as his future hope.
As if he wasn’t afraid of the increasing karma, he scratched his butt nonchalantly, thinking about what to do tomorrow to waste time.
