Chapter 5 – Rude Orc!
War broke out.
Do you know what I mean? It sounds like I’m fucked up. ‘Uh? North Korea fired missiles, so everyone in the company behave well.
To be honest, two idiots with strong pride say “Oh, this is just right” And “Ah, this is real” And act like they are going to fight, but don’t actually fight. Humans, sub-species, and monsters. After decades of pretending to fight each other and only seeing each other for a while, this time, the scale itself was different, as if they were trying to end it until one of them disappeared altogether.
In the past, it was at the level of several armed guerrillas, but this time, if you say that the armed guerrillas are moving at least to the level of a corps, you can get a sense of it.
However, even if the human union had really prepared something this time, when I heard a glimpse of the news, there was no report of victory or defeat following defeat. Seriously, I wondered if I was sucking honey in the vice-captain’s office, and when I saw the news of defeat, I thought, ‘I lost again!’
Since I was originally a human, I would die of regret that a war broke out in a situation where I didn’t care enough for monsters.
But unlike me, the lunatics below us were in a mood to beat me up, asking why I wasn’t going to fight right away. Well, they are carefully selected lunatics from all continents, but I can’t help but be angry that they aren’t used in a bloody place like this.
But what can I do? I’m pampering my guts by saying I don’t like all of the requests for support from people around me. It’s a combat unit, but it’s probably because the unit commanders keep sending me letters, saying that they’re not going to battle.
One day, unlike our unit’s Changuri phone, a cool-looking griffon, a jjangguribon, came down to our unit. Oh my, even looking at this, it looks like it is being sent by a very high-ranking person, so I quickly bowed to the floor and received the letter and opened it.
“Oh my”
It was an order to depart.
Looking at the contents of the letter, which was directly ordered by the Demon King, it seems that someone passionately appealed to the Demon King about our unit. Just our unit is a group of people who basically do 100 per 100, and there are people who are fused with Guan-wu and equipment in one body.
“Your bald bastard is real!”
A bald balrog, two long bastards.
Even the dragon didn’t get demoted
Anyway, since Maou-nim directly designated it, what should I do? A guy whose rank was only a battalion commander received an order directly from the president. Even the division commander can’t beat the president, so how can I mess around?
“Leader! I, war, hate it!”
A twin-headed ogre with four personalities strode up to me and begged me to go fight him.
What do you see that translates to going to a fight? First of all, it’s cumbersome to name each personality individually, so if you put the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 in the order they said,
1. ‘Captain’, let’s go and hunt those bastards
2. Captain ‘I’ is ready
3. We always thirst for ‘war’
4. ‘I hate’ being stuck here forever.
There are two heads, but if each of the personalities says what they want to say, they go away. Anyway, yes, there must have been an order from above anyway. So, he ordered Changuripon, who always flies in the sky to sharpen and polish his beak and claws, to call all members of the unit.
As one of the few flying units in the unit, the Canguripon that flew up quickly notified the entire unit of the group radio wave, and no matter how much of a fuss, they even fought each other with anticipatory faces as if they noticed roughly when I told them that I had set it up myself. They gathered at the parade ground without even saying anything.
“The battalion commander is entering.”
-Paam~Paam~♪
“Hey! I told you not to do that!”
I was going to the podium for no reason, so the plant-type monster that looks like a carnation but seduces its prey with a mesmerizing sound like a canary, and then eats it.
PTSD salutes the battalion commander, brigade commander in the army for no reason.
After slapping the back of the ignorant goblin’s head, I went up to the podium and faced dozens or hundreds of eyes staring at me.
“Ah, it’s a hot day, so I’ll just briefly say something.”
– Woo-woo! Speak quickly! I’m going to say it’s a green autumn when the grain is ripe again!
“…”
Did you use too much of the principal’s instructions? Anyway, after clearing my throat a few times, I took the ax from a guy with an ax in his hand and smashed the platform in front of me.
Are there hundreds of pairs of eyes looking at the podium that neatly splits into two and falls? At las? Looking only at me with those eyes, I silently nodded and at the same time.
-Waaaaa!!
– It’s a fight!
– Red bear! Red Bear!
Crazy assholes, foaming at their mouths, screaming my name and talking shit, like an audience member hearing the announcement that the White House had killed a terrorist. But do they know? I’m going to kill all these bastards from now on.
What are you talking about?
It means that I will destroy all the kids here for a quick discharge like running in the middle with Teemo. To be honest, is there anything good about me holding on to them? Every now and then, he gets into an accident, and when he opens his eyes, he has to whine about sending new recruits to the top, and then he cries again.
I’m not going to go behind the scenes. Everyone has such a snarky appearance, so I’m not going to lie and vomit.
And above all, why would you continue to write for an incompetent bastard who has lost all the children under him? Even if it’s like me, cut it off. Anyway, there are no civil servant positions among monsters, and there is no pension, but in any case, I take care of my life and just ‘I will take responsibility for this job and get discharged.’ How nice to see.
Then I went straight to town.
After that, is it a red bear or a nabal?
Bald balrog? To be honest, it’s hard for me to live alone, so what does it matter? Honestly, just looking at what he’s doing, I think he’ll eat well and live well for 10,000 years.
Whether they know my feelings or not, they look different, but today, as if they were really friends, I went back to my dorm secretly with an evil smile as I watched the lunatics start to get along hahahoho.
Oh, by the way, the dinner on this day was so bad that the youngster in charge of cooking couldn’t make it past that day, and the kids grilled and ate it like a whole pig barbecue.
I really don’t like it because of this.
Anyway the next day
It is a pseudo-army in which the size is all jagged and there is not a single line to be found, but if you look at each member, there is no all-star like this. Everyone has a distorted appearance somewhere, and ferocity and cruelty are always appealed to by contestants, but what are you talking about?
The order given to our unit was that a byway was recently discovered in the Black Rock Mountains, and if the allies knew of the existence of this place, they would definitely go there. Supply line is cut off
The mission was to go there and capture the base first and then defend it.
I was just expecting a scuffle. It is true that the number of people in this unit is smaller than that of other units, so instead, I thought that the smaller the number, the quicker the maneuver, so I gave this order.
The closer you get to the place where you commanded it, the more you see it is composed of only rocks and not a single tree can be found.
I was wondering if there was a road in a place like this because the topography is so open. There really was. Even the road was so small that one carriage could barely pass through it.
Yes, the base we had to occupy and defend was this narrow road in the mountains.
However
When I saw the rugged mountain range, where not a single tree was to be found, and the scenery that was absolutely disgusting, something flashed into my mind.
‘What? Where have you seen this?’
It’s not low.
Even I know of a similar situation.
Why is that Just in Three Kingdoms, a kid who wonders who Jegal Gongmyeong is is a horse, visits the family and asks him to keep the family peace.
This, it seems easier to annihilate this unit and defeat it than I thought…
“Ruler! Attention everyone!”
I came for some reason, but I couldn’t find the humans I was waiting for, so the corps members were so angry that they were going to kill me.
“I know! Why are there no humans But what can I do?”
Ebebe, what are you going to do? But if you hit him with a whip, he’ll break down, so you should throw carrots gently.
“But!”
-?
In this case, it is best to fabricate a pine cone grenade.
“Demon King saw through the hearts of those Human Union bastards with the Law of Interest and whispered to me with starlight! Abominable humans will arrive here soon!”
-Waaaaa!!!
After all, it’s Maou-sama, the performance is certain!
