Chapter 21 – Reaching Out to the Female Knight
The subordinates were completely upset. The lunatics who were suspicious of whether they were still holding on to their senses were sitting still and tasting the blood they wanted so much that now even my parents wouldn’t recognize me.
“Is that good?”
I really wanted to know why I was doing that, so I asked the goju (goja sorcerer), and the guy who did this and that with a human corpse just like that cackled at me.
“I don’t know, Captain! How difficult is human hunting!”
“Uh?”
“Human! Good hair! If we goblins want to capture an armed human, a group will attack!”
“Have you guys been that kind of a dick?”
Orcs are also halfway among the races, but these goblins are really just guys with a lot of numbers, right?
“So the boss is great!”
“What”
“Really like the captain said, we killed humans while playing quietly! The captain is a genius sent from heaven!”
Well, if it was about 2,000 troops driven to the level of almost destruction with 400 troops, it would not be enough to remain in history, but it would certainly be a great victory among us.
“Hey, hey, the knight is better. Look at this. I’m tearing your colleague’s body apart? See?”
“Omnyomnyomnyom! It’s good!”
The image of his subordinates tying up a knight with a confused name, whether it be Kkandol or Kancho, near a bonfire, tearing apart the soldiers he had smashed during the day in front of him.
“Now it looks like the demon king.”
The subordinates who finally took on the appearance of my imaginary Demon Lord Army, the moment I thought about how they had grown up, I suddenly got curious and asked Goju.
“But are humans delicious?”
“Human! Usually delicious! Especially females and cubs! Compared to males, they are softer!”
Does it mean that you are thin because you have less muscle mass than men? Well, it’s not for nothing that we eat pork, but if we buy wild boar meat and eat it, it’s tough.
Domestic pigs are only raised for meat, so they only grow fat, but wild boars live in the wild, so they have muscles in some places on their bodies, so they are tough. It is probably the same principle that Goju was talking about.
“By the way, can you use disguises or magic like that?”
I remembered Sylveria, whom I had seen during the day, and asked Koju.
“There is! There is! Disguise magic!”
“How much?”
“Even if I went into a human village and stole something, they recognized me as a baby human!”
“Hoo?”
Great?
“However, the effect does not last long. It will be solved soon! Even if someone touches it, it will be solved! It only changes perception, not the essence itself!”
Hmm… Originally, I was disguised as a human and was setting up a plan to secretly infiltrate there. If that’s the case, you’ll have to change the gear.
“Do you believe me?”
At my sudden question, Goju pondered for a long time before biting off one of the well-ripe forearms beneath him and said,
“It would be foolish to trust anyone but yourself in the wild! We don’t even trust our own people!”
“Oh, is that so?”
“Instead!”
“?”
“If you give me something to eat like this, I will follow you! If the boss tells you to do it, you do it, believe it and sleep! If you make me full, I will follow you! Or not! That’s all!”
“Ohh… Then what about me? Is it something you can follow?”
To be honest, even I don’t believe in goblins. You may think that there is a prejudice against goblins, but if you meet 10 goblins, you want to beat them all to death. But if you ask why do you trust this guy, hmm… It’s a little different from other goblins, so I’m going to try it.
Goju, whether he knows my feelings or not, said while chewing on his forearm.
“Leader! Even if you don’t like it, if you follow me, even a piece of bread will come out! Leader! Always do nothing without a reason!”
Hmm, so he means that even if he follows me, it’s a business relationship to the end? Usually, due to the nature of guys who betray a lot, even if you ask about this, on the outside, they just say they’ll comply, but behind the scenes, they often peel pumpkin seeds.
Rather, if you don’t give me anything like this, I won’t follow you either.
I think a guy like this is more trustworthy.
I remembered the time when Sylveria and I met eyes earlier during the day.
The moment our eyes met each other, maybe others couldn’t see it, but there was a pink string that only the two of us could see in my field of vision.
In my case, on the back of my hand, in the case of Silveria, on her belly, even if there were no strings, the moment our eyes met, just as Goju said, we would instinctively feel that we were connected.
In fact, as soon as I saw it, my body responded.
What are you pretending to have an erection after seeing a female doctor?
Shit, it’s true that he had an erection, but that’s why it wasn’t like that.
It is the soul that reacts. Regarding each other’s existence, Goju said that they would be linked to each other. It also means that no matter where you are or what you do, you can find each other like the thread carried by Theseus who entered the labyrinth of Daedalus.
But why am I suddenly talking about the back of my hand?
The back of my hand became hot. Now. And at the same time, I felt an unknown sensation in my head. A strange image appeared as if someone had brought a projector directly into my brain and played a movie.
-Uh, why… Body… Haha! If this… No… Place!
“Oooh”
“Leader?”
Wasn’t this green light only I didn’t know about? Or, in fact, my face was a good thing in this world, or otherwise, how could you be thinking of me and masturbating like that?
Isn’t it my self-confidence?
I will… I don’t know, but it feels strange. Instinctively, someone is comforting themselves by thinking of me. Did you see who told you? I don’t know about that. To be honest, right now, I felt vaguely certain, just like the groundless confidence that comes from drinking alcohol, which is said to be the most dangerous when I’m preventing alcohol-related accidents in the military video.
“Hey, you try casting a disguise spell on me.”
“Why!”
“Because I’m going to the human camp right now?”
“Leader! The captain is crazy!’
“Shut up!”
That’s right, even if it’s a goblin, if you go to a human right away like this, it’s natural for it to react like that. He closed his mouth and thought for a moment. How should she speak so that this guy obediently casts a disguise spell on me?
Let’s just be honest What’s the difference if you say it round and round anyway?
“Hey, I’m going to go buy some love here, but I need it.”
“You should have said that first! The captain is an idiot!”
Although a goza, a goblin is still a goblin. When I said that it was related to a woman, the gods went out and even foamed at the mouth.
Besides, don’t they usually worry about me? But what this guy is saying is spectacle.
“Leader! Me too! Take me too!”
“Are you crazy? It’s hard for me to take care of myself, so how can I take you?”
Is it? The guy tilted his head to himself for a while, then quacked again as if he had a good idea.
“I! I! Pretend to be a prisoner! The captain disguises himself as a human and I pretend to be a prisoner!”
“Oh”
Seems like it? When I told him to tell me more, he dragged a corpse lying loosely on the floor and showed it to me.
“This, this corpse’s appearance is to be put on the captain!”
“Hey! Even if you bring it, do you have to bring something like that!”
My face is messed up, but I’ll be fine.
Who’s going to be attacked as undead?
At that, Koju jumped into the pile of corpses and started searching through everything.
“Neither this nor this, Goble Goble! Found!”
And what you show me
“He’s a low-ranking commander who used to lead the humans!”
He pulled out a corpse wearing armor that was slightly different from the other soldiers and dragged it to me. Rather, where did this person’s intestines go?
“Anyway, this is all you need?”
“Yes! Yes!”
“If this goes wrong, you could die, is that okay?”
Honestly, what I’m worried about is this. A business relationship is a business relationship, and if you think you’re going to go after it unluckyly, you’re worried that he won’t betray you. If I said this to the subject that I was a trustworthy guy earlier, you’d be like a fucking jerk, but I can’t help it! That’s what goblins are like!!
However, at my words, Goju smiled gobblingly as if he was having fun and then said to me with glazed eyes.
“Leader! I like bullying human females! For him, I would even give my life!”
As I said that, I pulled the cloth across my lower body.
I really didn’t lie, and there was a grass stem stuck in the place where the jalapeno should be.
“I do not forgive human females who shoot arrows just because they are goblins! Even if you didn’t shoot me, it would be the same!”
“Uh, uh… I understand, so please don’t come closer, that’s right.”
“Besides, this female is no other, but a hero! I miss you! To see the hero destroyed by the captain’s hand!”
With the flames burning in my eyes, I can’t even tell you not to do it. Even if I thought about it, it was a reckless operation, so I thought about not doing it, but this goblin guy burned more enthusiasm
“But boss! Even if you wear a disguise, how will you pass the checkpoint of the humans!”
“Hmm? Ah.. I have something in mind”
Honestly, people are all the same wherever they live, right?
