Chapter 13 – Orcs and 400 Madmen Day 3
What the fuck no, shit? Heh, heh, this is really, heh heh, I really can’t stop without fucking swearing. In terms of development, shouldn’t the development just like a romance comic come out the moment I, the heroine, and the heroine meet eye to eye? Where is the female knight with lustful eyes going?
In the cheap Gods World and light novels, when eye-to-eye meets eye-to-eye, you don’t fucking have sex, do you?
But why is my reality playing a grown-up Pokemon that makes a direct attack on the trainer as soon as their eyes meet? Are you fucking kidding me?!
No, is this really a joke? There are three Pokemon behind me, so I shouldn’t let them take out some! When my field is empty, it’s Yu-Gi-Oh that can make a direct attack on the opponent! Let’s learn some game rules!
“Ah-oh! You really play the game!”
It would have been better if the arm had been cut off. Am I an orc? It was really good that the arm was cut off because it could be reattached. To be honest, I felt like I became a superhero at that moment, because I felt like I became a superhero in a cartoon or movie that I longed for as a child!
Arm cut off, what kind of superhero would freeze to death? Seeing that his left arm was cut off even if he was cut off, do you feel like Bucky, who is infinitely better when on the other side, but is infinitely more fucked up next to Captain America?
“No, that neighborhood hero is right, but it’s a little different.”
“Are you crazy? Get out of the way you ugly,”
People in this town don’t have this kind of manners? I’ve only seen orcs and inhumans my whole life here, so I should know.
After I told my subordinates to attach my arm, which had fallen to the ground, I shouted while pointing with my free hand at the obscene female knight in front of me.
“Hey! Shut up! Don’t interrupt my monologue! Because once is enough for lack of manners!”
“… No more words are needed.”
Ruler! Like this! Does time seem momentarily slow? Don’t you know? Of course I don’t know! Because this is the view that only I can see! Now, with the horse’s hair fixed on me, I can see the hair of the female knight rushing to strike me, step by step, even the hooves of the galloping horse.
Just like when I saw my arm cut cleanly just before, in a movie-like place, raw meat is the kind of slow motion you see when you narrowly avoid a fighter’s fist.
I felt like Peter Parker, a hero I hadn’t talked about before, after Spider-Man had just been bitten by a spider.
What? Didn’t that scene appear in the Spider-Man you saw? You don’t think it’s Spider-Man?
“Yeah, you know the kids homecoming these days.”
While chatting alone for just a few seconds, I briefly checked the condition of my left arm, which had been reattached as if it had fallen off, and immediately pulled the Minotaur that had been attaching my arm until just now and stood in front of me.
“Cunning bastard. I’ll even cut down that guy you put up as a shield!”
“Jyuji?! Haha! You lecherous female knight, if you spoil things about yourself already!”
If so, fight spoilers with spoilers. The gap between Minotaus, who has already become a spoiler, and the female knight who wants to do a spoiler too soon is only 4m!
The Minotaur took a hurray-like pose, as if anticipating what I was about to do.
“Mino oppa Chichi Party!!”
“Mooooo~♥”
“What?!”
When I squeezed Minnow’s nipples, milk spurted out of them!
That’s what I said at first.
Eye-to-eye contact brings out a Pokemon!
– Hee, hee hee!
Suddenly, the hydro pump that flew from the Minotaur’s teat struck her in the eyes, and the female knight’s white horse fell to her knees as it came running along with her cries of agony. I couldn’t cope with the unexpected situation, and it flew to me like a rocket from his horse.
In accordance with Newton’s first law of motion, the law of inertia, I saw the knight shooting at me at the same speed as the horse was running.
Even though I was taken aback by the unexpected situation, the female knight, in the midst of this, was also adjusting her posture in the air and was about to strike me with a fatal blow.
That’s right, now comes the scene everyone is looking forward to, where everyone knows why an orc and a female knight are such a perfect match! There is no CG and there is no mosaic, so everyone can watch with confidence,
Chew-!
“… There must be a mosaic.”
Her left arm, which she had just attached, fell once more. In that short moment, in that short moment when he and I passed by, not even for a second, he cut off my left arm while protecting himself from me trying to hug him.
If I made a mistake on this, I would have fallen down!
I looked back while shaking off the stones attached to my left arm, which had fallen to the floor and was bleeding again. I saw a knight who had adjusted his posture before I knew it, scanning my subordinates and correcting my posture.
“I have no time to waste on the likes of you guys!”
“Oh? Really? Why? Are you here to stop the rocks from flying around you?”
Keying… The knight’s expression changed when I calmly attached my left arm to the sound of metal scraping.
“I cut it twice, but it came back together in seconds? That regenerative power, aren’t you an ordinary orc?”
It was the first time I heard bullshit, so I asked my subordinates once.
“Hey, aren’t all Orcs like this?”
“The captain is strange.
Seeing the reaction of Carol Berros, who has three tails instead of heads, I really thought I was a weirdo. But even if my father’s limbs were ripped off by his mother, he applied them to the affected area and stayed there after a day?
“It’s not that there aren’t such orcs, but just because you put them on like a captain, they don’t stick together.”
It’s a word from an expert who has eaten a lot of orcs, so it’s worth trusting.
Other children’s reactions were not very different.
Oh, that’s right, while I was convinced, I wonder if I heard something offensive. The eyes of the female knight over there became fiercer.
“I said it was the captain… ?”
“Ah”
I know he’s the human captain, but he didn’t know I was the captain, right?
“Okay, Red Bear… Now I get it, did that name come from the bearskin you’re wearing?”
Until just now, it was worth doing, but now I tried to say no to the guy who was looking at me with the eyes that he would definitely kill you.
“Okay! Our captain! Our great captain!”
“A hero or something, you will kneel down to the greatness of our captain!”
I am in a situation where I am incredibly helpful (to the enemy) in case they are not bastards whose only thing to do is to talk behind the scenes.
“Hey… I tried to say something to the female knight, but
“Uh”
The female knight, this guy came close to me with his body bent under me. She says she sold one eye for a moment, but she didn’t know until she got this close!
“This is it!”
With a cool-looking dialogue, a sword strike that stabbed me right into my stomach, no matter how much an orc, if I allowed the knight’s blow that sliced my arm like cabbage kimchi, I couldn’t guarantee my life.
But, I don’t know where you’ve been, you’re a dog clap, but it doesn’t work for me! Even if I lose, I will plant an apple tree! I stretched out my palm toward the point of the sword that was stabbing me.
Hook-!
Unlike those moments when my arms were cut off while I was careless, the muscles in my palms, armed with appropriate tension, succeeded in making his sword momentarily slow. The sword of the female knight, which was the same, stopped stuck in my hand.
“Hey, kid… !?”
Use your body as a shield to block the sword. It’s not that rare. I am, and so are the women who are called warriors on the battlefield. Normally, here I would step back to draw my sword.
However, due to my hand like a pot lid, the option of drawing out the sword ceased to exist. Mildang risking his life! To be honest, I’ve never handled weapons before, and the female knight in front of me seemed to have a higher level of skill than me, so all I could do was improvise with my body!
That’s why I also defended with my hands in a hurry, but as I lowered my body to defend, it was a dangerous situation where my heart could be pierced by the sword if the sword stabbed more like this.
But,
“How about this!”
Rather, what if I stick to you from my side?
“What?!”
No matter how confident a monster is, it will instinctively know that it is dangerous if its heart is pierced, so it will step back and look for an opportunity. But, ha! The fact that I peek at an opportunity means, on the contrary, that the other person does the same.
“Don’t delay, see the end here!”
Even if my heart is pierced and I die!
The giraffe-like leg strength emanating from my log-like legs narrowed the distance between me and the knight with a sword in between. But did he somehow predict my behavior?
“As you wish, I will pierce your heart here!”
“It’s your bitch who gets pierced!!”
The female knight also made the choice to stab herself instead of enduring.
“But what about this?”
What if I, who was trying to press down from above with a physique advantage, suddenly lowered my posture here? When I suddenly knelt down and sat down, here again Newton’s law of motion, the first law, and the law of inertia caused the female knight to poke me and stab me into the air with the same posture as when I came in. Things have changed. The sword that had just been aiming for my abdomen cut off my bangs and stumbled in vain.
“Haha you idiot! I got down on my knees”
Haha! Then, on the other hand, let’s see how he would react if an orc aimed at his abdomen from underneath him.
“Oh, no!”
“To gain momentum!”
The elastic force emanating from the bent leg like a spring,
And
“Honestly, from the first time I saw it, I wanted to place a belly!”
Bang!
A powerful hook emanating from the idle right hand hit the knight’s plate armor.
