Chapter 12 – Orcs and 400 Madmen Day 3
Bang-! Bang-!
-Waaaaa!
-Waaaaa!!
“What?”
I was sleeping comfortably for a long time, but something was very noisy and I woke up unintentionally. How long has it been since I told you to stay still?
More than anything, I was having a dirty dream!
Why does my majestic Juji always wake up in an astounding way at the moment when he is about to enter the place where the tag will be? At this point, wouldn’t it be that someone up there wakes me up, even in a dirty dream, saying, ‘Haha you’re Adah, you’re Adaya in your dreams too’?
It’s hard to wake up even though you know that unwanted nightmares are latent dreams, but when you’re having a very pleasant dream, you wake up right away. Even nightmares continue when you wake up and go to sleep, while erotic dreams disappear like bubbles like a mermaid.
‘Ac, more than anything else, I was dreaming of fucking the Little Mermaid’
It was the moment when the secret was about to be revealed!
This is the age when the ugly desires of adults are attracted rather than the brilliant and beautiful children’s hearts. Even if I find a blue bird that makes my wish come true, now it’s just a meal for me.
But, at best, I didn’t expect eternity, and at most it took away the erotic dreams I could have while sleeping for several hours. Whoever it is, I will really kill it
No kidding. Even the bearskin I was wearing was standing up as if sympathizing with me. Yes, my old friend, I have not forgotten you. I always miss that beautiful friendship between you and me.
The power of friendship is great. Isn’t there, for example, a card fraud game for children where, because of the power of friendship, cards are drawn that are not in the deck or created from the hand? Back then, it was a cartoon movie, so what else is there! I didn’t believe it It’s different now! Now!
There are so many of those guys who just emit lightning from their hands, like pasta noodles. Can’t we try the power of friendship? It is by no means impossible.
Now, shall we punish them with the power of our friendship?
-Okay! Let’s show our strength!
Like the other me, the bear I spent my childhood with seemed to put strength on my shoulders.
“Hey!!”
-Uh? Boss broke!
-Leader!!
As soon as they saw me, for some reason, excited assholes rushed towards me.
“Ki-ing! I cried a lot because of how happy I was. The captain is such a great captain!”
“Chwiiik! We didn’t know too much about the captain! Acquire! What a great boss!”
“… Are you guys shooting me for having a dirty dream just now?”
Why, when I was about to feel uncomfortable about the uncomfortable line I had heard a lot, today more pleasant idiots said to each other.
“Hey! Move! The captain is leaving!”
– Red bear! Red Bear!
Now let’s move on to the way they give out, wondering if I’ve accidentally hit an accident while shouting my name and cheering.
“What?”
The elephant-to-elephant was lying with his body turned toward the cliff, and the jelly king wiggle, whose body was as elastic as rubber, was tied to his ivory. Lastly, a bat with a bat was moving around stones the size of a human head piled up in one corner and shooting them like a slingshot.
“Go one step further!”
“This time, I bet three goblin heads on Kill two!”
“I have four!”
Piyung-! With a clatter, the stone flew away at breakneck speed and raised dust in the distance.
“What are you doing?”
I was really curious, so I asked, and the elephants lying on the floor responded with their ears fluttering.
“The captain said throwing stones and having fun is fine, so I’m throwing stones at humans, boo”
“I was told to throw stones and play… That’s right… “
Why are you playing so earnestly?
My imagination was playing hahahoho with each other, but in reality, only those human cubs are playing Angry Birds, where they are beaten one-sidedly.
Why do bastards who usually don’t even use their heads get creative with things like this! What is that? A child who pretends to do his own thing by himself? What is it?
Why did I not let them go down and fight?! Why are you trying to climb the mountain so hard that you can’t even eat properly?
Drop the scam!
In war, morale is very important. You can fight if you have the body, but morale allows you to recklessly attack the enemy who inspires you, who seems much stronger than you, like the baseless confidence that comes from drinking.
Why don’t generals go to fight in a place like the Three Kingdoms! If the staff say, ‘The morale of the soldiers is low and they can’t fight’, they have a huge numerical advantage, but they just withdraw.
This is because fraud has a great psychological effect called ‘will’.
For example, they are in an overwhelmingly unfavorable battle, but they all lost and are saying, “Oh, fuck you.” And let’s imagine that reinforcements come and hit the back of the enemy.
Even with a small number of reinforcements, ‘Wow! Doesn’t it boost morale and further increase the will to fight because the ally is here!?
Let’s see the situation of me and my subordinates in reality
Compared to the coalition, we are completely outnumbered and hold the formation at the top, so we can’t get supplies, so let’s fight with reinforcements, the terrain is so poor that even if reinforcements come, they can never help us. Disadvantageous
So, I tried to lie to them to take their time, castrate their will to fight, and make them good food to eat.
Even before these guys, they were good at fighting by rolling their bodies, but with the discovery of this newspaper article, ‘Ah, even if we don’t go down and fight, if we play hard here, humans won’t be able to endure and run away or come up on their own’
This is what happens!
Don’t do that?
Then what will happen
‘Hey, don’t do that’
‘Why?’
‘Just don’t fucking do it’
‘Could the captain be on the side of humans now?’
‘The captain is siding with humans! You are a traitor! He is a traitor!’
If I interfere with killing humans, as a result of the simple mechanism of being a traitor, I will be beaten and torn limb from limb by the children here.
Oh, I wouldn’t even say anything if I couldn’t shoot, but when the hell did these bastards start to shoot, they shoot so well. Right now, the warning posts under the cliff are completely destroyed, and stones are flying all the way to the human base that looks like an ant’s ass hole.
Oh, even now, dust rises from afar and something black is flying around.
It happened like this. On the 20th floor of an apartment building, Jammin dropped an eraser on a passer-by. I don’t remember in detail, but anyway, even an eraser is that powerful, let alone a stone that was blown away like a catapult from the 3rd to 40th floor of an apartment building.
It’s even the size of a human head!
True to the name of the Black Rock Mountains, black stones fly like meteorites, so what will the humans down there do? Will you retreat here or come up to kill us?
But now we are paragons of one hundred and one hundred, and even the ones with a festering stomach.
Enjoy everything as you please, and when the walking buffets come up panting from the bottom of the mountain, there is no such thing as a rice thief, really!
It was cooked really screwed up
My perfect strategy collapsed like this just because you told me to throw a stone!
In this situation where you feel like going crazy, in this situation where you want to lie down on the floor right now and start playing! Someone shouted.
“Uh! What do you think is coming?”
“What are you talking about, who comes to this situation… ?”
Who really comes
Something silvery on a white horse was climbing the peak of this mountain at breakneck speed.
“Isn’t that a warrior?”
“Keeek! That’s right, a warrior!”
-What?! A warrior?!
Perhaps he was so surprised that he threw away even the stones he had been throwing away, and his subordinates began to tremble. I’m guessing it’s because we’re trying to see why we’re all of a sudden playing Angry Birds here. They even say they are warriors! How strong can the power of a single person be?
But we are a group of human killing experts gathered from all continents.
Even at the cost of a few, it can never penetrate all of us.
You could die here!
“Hey! Shut up!”
First of all, I calmed down the guys who were excited about the appearance of that professional demon lord serial killer.
I can’t let that reckless guy die here right now.
“Hey, except for the slingshot shooters right now, all the guys taller than me are hiding out of sight. What about the kids younger than me? As if you’re going to die right away, or pretend you’re dead.”
– Eek?! Why!!
“Listen, man! Because this is all part of the story.”
Thanks to the slingshot game, they praised me and my loyalty increased, so I listened to them more obediently than I thought. The big ogres and trolls ran to the other side of the peak, and all the ones smaller than me were giggling or pretending to be dead.
“No, but some of them should stay up. If they lie down too much, that will raise suspicion.”
-Ah… What to do
Moderately Warhog, Carol Berros, Minotaur, such as those with strong vitality, wake up, and the rest were told to fall asleep.
“Hey, you pigs, dogs, and cows, follow me”
-Why?
“I have to see the warrior once. Since the boss over there is coming, shouldn’t our boss go too?”
-Oh oh! The captain challenges the hero to a fight!
It’s a bit risky, but you have to boldly go out here in order to gauge the level of the warrior’s skill.
Excluding the three guys following me down like that, I told the guys who were firing the slingshot excitedly to stop shooting the slingshot at my signal, and then ran toward the white and desirable white horse (talking about horses).
Now, would you like to see that face?
Since there is no hesitation in going down, the distance gradually gets closer. It’s only 10m from me that the horse’s head is already close!
I roughly grabbed the poop form and recited the prepared lines.
“Welcome to the Blackrock Mountains, stranger, I look down upon our assholes and idiots-“
– Shuking!
“Aaaaa! The captain’s arm?!”
Something flashed, and in an instant, his left arm flew off.
No matter how villainous he may be, he can make it possible for him to write lines?!
=Interlude=
Hey pepe?
Oh right?
What is it? Children whose lower body is a fish
Oh right?
Yes, they Where do they put their dicks?
Ah… Right right right!
God my God
Who said that snake mating is the best?
