Chapter 10 – Orcs and 400 Madmen Day 2
Day 2
A splendid orc perched on an unnamed peak in the Blackrock Mountains, and the worms beneath it stretched out in the sunlight.
It’s a bit like saying you’re cool to yourself, but wouldn’t it be cool if you thought I was cool? In my imagination, I am Park Bo-gum and Kim So-hyun, but when I look in the mirror, there is Pepe the frog.
Yes, where am I looking? You’re the best among orcs! Fuck
Sudden depression that comes at the same time as self-praise, I want to escape to the land of dreams, but I can’t!
-Kuuuuu kaaaaa!
-Kuuuuu!
Unlike me in a hammock made of entwined bushes, I can’t sleep properly because of people snoring that the mountain will collapse when I just fall on my back.
“Ace”
I quietly got up from my seat and looked down at the humans who were besieging us in the present progressive tense. I could see humans coming and going from the guard posts built at certain distances.
“Eyu goes round. Jjambab flakes”
To be honest, when you reach the executive level, all you have to do is tell the regular soldiers below you to monitor our movements, and they will be sucking honey for a strategy meeting?
Right now, I am the leader and captain of this group, and I am doing the same, but if you are weaker than the demon king, you are weak. Humans who cannot be seen as good.
Honestly, since I was a human in my previous life, I want to believe in them, but…
After all, humans are animals that use tools. However, there are overflowing tools that will make your body comfortable, so how can you not use them? Even if I am an okra now, I was a human before.
“Yes, it’s annoying to hit and run like this, but at this time, even a high-ranking person can come, huh?”
The tiger also said that it would come when I said it, but it seemed that someone really came, and the human side got louder.
“What is that silver hairtail?”
There is something shiny, and every time it passes by, the soldiers at the guard salute with their heads and slam their heads.
A silver and tall person…
“Ah”
Is that the guy called Yongsan or something the subordinates talked about? According to what the kids said, the guy called the warrior in the union is a pretty beauty that makes his eyes pop even when he sees them as monsters. She’s far away now, so I can’t see her well,
She is more beautiful than him… He is so pretty that kids say he’s a beauty? If it’s a female based on centipede standards, it’s got it. Second, on the subject of getting it and fucking it first.
As I thought so, my curiosity soared.
Is he a guy who fits my aesthetic standards at an age when I’m in the prime of my interest in sex?
Of course, it took a little while for that beauty to be the one in charge of the demon lord’s army and that she was a serial killer for the demon lord’s army, but I could tell. As long as it’s the hero and Nabal and that guy is a female knight, he can’t defeat me as an orc!
I know it’s bullshit logic. If the skills of the warrior that the kids say are true, if a warrior like me did the sword dance once, I would be taken to the Majang-dong butchering center as it is, but this was a challenge to myself as an orc, not me as a human.
Above all, where is the orc in the world who would hate beauty!
Even here, here, here!
If you’re an orc, you’re here! Wouldn’t it be an orc to live here!
In my head, my brain, which was already pickled in Hitomi, worked hard, and naturally, Juji became magnificent, and my mouth watered with a desire that was so ugly.
I don’t know when it will be, but if we meet later, I’ll have to ask for a cup of grunt porridge. If you accept it, then you go like a gentleman, and if you refuse, it’s a cheesy mating like a group of three gentlemen!
Normally, when I look at my subordinates, I’m still human, so I’m different from those beast-like people! I went crazy, but I thought that there would be a beauty (probably) in front of my eyes. My humanity was thrown away.
Goodbye Kanseong, the relationship between you and me was like this…
There is a meeting because there is a parting. I am very sad to part with my old friend humanity today, but it will soon be a stepping stone to a new meeting with an unknown beauty (probably).
By the way, you can see it because her hair is very shiny.
To be honest, it’s strange to be able to see the face of the person below in this place that seems to be on the 3rd or 40th floor of an apartment building.
It’s a pity
I licked my lips again in regret and decided to meet the unknown beauty later. As if I were observing the ants crawling under her feet in the playground just like I did for the first time, when I was about to observe the humans, one corner suddenly became noisy. Lost.
Hearing the noise, it seemed that he was not human, so he said without turning his head.
“Why?”
“Captain, it’s good to play nonsense, but it’s so boring!”
Sunbat, a bat-type monster whose tension tries to pierce the sky in broad daylight like a sunflower flower, emphasized his wings like a bodybuilder and whined at me. Originally, these people’s species sleep during the day and move around at night like bats, but this is a mutant species whose biorhythm is the opposite of my own.
He sleeps well at night, but strangely he can’t sleep during the day.
“I’m bored?”
“Ok”
But what? There is nothing to play here,
Aha there is one
“Hey, come to work”
I went ahead with my hands behind my back, and the bat followed me as if it was happy.
“Heh heh heh heh!’
I like it
I didn’t go a long way anyway, because the place I want to go is also a place that doesn’t go beyond the peak here. The place we arrived at was a corner of the peak, and if you looked down vertically, you could clearly see the side road, and it was safe to say that it was a bungee jumping spot where you could go straight to the abyss if you took a wrong step.
In other words, it is a cliff.
If there’s more singularities, where do I come to pee?
“Leader? Why did you come here?”
“Did I tell you before? Do anything and be surprised”
“Yes… “
“But I’m so indifferent to you guys and I don’t know what each of you likes, so I’m sorry I couldn’t take care of every little detail like this.”
I don’t want to know later.
However, as if moved by my words, Sunbat emphasized his rugged wing muscles as if they were about to explode. Maybe that’s their kind of thanks? As the useless knowledge was about to pile up one by one, I picked up a stone that was scattered all over the place and showed it to the sun boat.
“Now, what is this?”
“Rock!”
“Yes, it’s a stone, and if you drop it like this… “
As soon as the words were finished, the stone began to fall dozens of meters to the ground and fell violently.
Baka-! Baka-! Baka-!
, A sound rang out. Since it was a quiet place, the sound resonated even though it was not a big stone thrown. Now I’m surprised by throwing stones one by one like this, and honestly, I can’t even call it a toy, but I wonder if the sun bat has something different from me
I closed my eyes and focused on the sound of the stone.
One, another one, another one, the sun boat threw about 10 stones to the ground in this way, and for some reason, the sun boat was looking at me with tears in its eyes.
“Similar to the sounds I sometimes hear in my house.”
“House?”
Ah, even though they look like this, they are monsters related to bats, so their habitats are bats’ home towns and caves. Perhaps what this guy is saying is that sometimes the sound of dew or stones falling from the cave was somewhat similar to the sound of stones dropped here.
But according to common sense I know, bats communicate with ultrasound, so do they usually talk with ultrasound? That, when a big stone or something like this falls in a cave, it makes a lot of noise.
I don’t know because I don’t live in caves.
Anyway, I went back to the point where I saw the silver hairtail, leaving the sunbath behind me, who had started to have time to appreciate it without frowning anymore.
I shouldn’t have left this guy alone at this time.
At this time, I didn’t know what the consequences would be if I left this guy alone, thinking it was just a stupid bat.
A few hours later, the path under the mountain, the richness of the human union
An unnamed peak and a byway in the Black Rock Mountains, which are surrounded without leaks, are currently under surveillance 24 hours a day, with guard posts built one by one in several tens of meters to prepare for any unexpected situation.
During the day, there is no special hand signal because someone can distinguish between peers, but when they enter the night shift, it is a kind of mini beacon-like monitoring system that relays the situation through hand signals through torches depending on the situation.
And here, at the orders of the superiors to set up a post on a road that is only wide enough for a wagon to pass, the human soldier Kenneth, who literally shoveled something into a shovel to build post 47 for guard duty, is his gunner and a person from the same town. Ratchet and I were chatting excitedly about today’s no-brainer.
Traditionally, no small talk is allowed while on alert duty, and the shooter and the assistant shooter are not supposed to face each other, but honestly, if you strictly follow all of those work rules, you are chatting while keeping an eye on them because there will be no people left before you are a soldier.
By the way, today’s topic is about Sylveria Aegis, who is the commander of this unit, who returned from inspecting this place during the day, and who is the object of the soldiers’ insidious delusions every night.
“But I was really surprised.”
“Me too, hey, did you see his face too? Fuck it really sucks Not going to lie, I almost took my pants down on the spot.”
“I’ve already packed up and washed my pants.”
It’s a low-level dirty talk, but meeting a woman on a bloody battlefield is picking stars from the sky, and one of the most beautiful women in the kingdom is the unit they are in, and even the commander, and today, how excited they are to stop by their guard post.
“Ah, I wish I had a boyfriend like that. But fuck look at us. Originally, by this time, he should be flirting with a nice girl on the street.”
Ratchet grumbled while lighting a small tobacco pipe, but Ratchet rolled his eyes at Casey and said at the unlucky smile of his successor as if he had won something.
“You don’t know what it is, but don’t open that mouth because you’re just being unlucky.”
“Yeep~ Casey, who already has a girlfriend with a promise of a future, will keep her mouth shut!”
“Chew”
Who’s kidding
“No, wait a minute? Hey! Then you have a lover and look at the captain like that,”
The words weren’t even over. To be precise, I hung up when I was about to speak.
-Paak… Thud…
“I can hear the plague again. What the hell are you talking about?”
“When I asked the youngsters who were shift shifts earlier, they said that a stone was just rolling down there somewhere.”
“Rock? What stone?”
Seeing Casey shrug his shoulders as if he didn’t know how I would know when he asked, Ratchet grumbled as he puffed up his pipe.
“I heard that sound earlier during the day, what are the bastards at the guard post around there doing?”
“Still, compared to the sound, it doesn’t seem like a big deal. If something had happened, there would have been an immediate uproar.”
Aren’t there any kids coming nearby, sending hand signals even though they can hear the sound?
-Paak-!
Well, there are several guard posts around here, but they aren’t the only ones right now.
“Hey, I don’t think this sound is getting louder,”
Kwajik-!
“Lol… Got it right again”
