Chapter 0 – Orcs Hate Knights
“Write it~”
It is a refreshing morning that has been greeted in a few days after the non-stop pouring rain has stopped. The sun always floating in the sky illuminated the damp forest, and the unique fresh air that can only be inhaled at this time in the morning spread through my nose, throat, and lungs through my body. As I always feel, I love the freshness of this air. A damp smell, to be exact? How nice compared to the smell of blood and rotting flesh that I used to smell on old battlefields!
“Kuhm”
Did I miss less time? Sometime after the war ended, am I still thinking about that day? To think of the times when I was as blind as then, as mad as then, and almost lost in memories. It wasn’t even that good. The military ruins people like this. Once is enough, but since I went twice, is this not going crazy?
And what do you mean when you think about it? What, revenge? Did you kill all of my species except for me? Are you running alone like a madman? Carrying an axe?
-Dump
I just feel like I’m missing something.
‘Above all, I don’t particularly feel vengeful…There is no such thing in the first place’
Everything has a cause and an effect. Also, in a war, when there are winners, there are losers, and wars are lost. That’s it. It’s not that simple. Whether we are human or not, according to the law of the jungle, the winner gets everything and the loser loses everything.
It is a tradition that has been handed down since the beginning of time and is engraved in the minds and instincts of all creatures in this world that exist everywhere.
The weak meat diet is not limited to animals. We think we are different from animals and boast that we are superior, but the moment we take care of our rights or benefit, we are no different from animals.
On the contrary, saying that he was different from animals, he took out everything more than necessary by relying on the weak-knack formula more than anyone else.
At least, even if a beast that can’t speak fights with someone and gets loot, it only takes care of its own rations, and it doesn’t fight among itself that it won’t be greedy for more than what it can have, right? Is not it?
“Ouch…”
I didn’t even know that the stump I was sitting on had a wedge sprouting, probably because I had been thinking about it since morning. My ass is tingling, I wonder if it’s stuck properly, I can’t even reach it, fuck
“Suck! Suck!”
Like an orc hit by a thunderbolt, he stiffens his body like a bow with a string and tries his best to pull out a thorn stuck in his butt, but he’s not very good at it. More than anything, it seems that this damn thing is just out of reach.
“Fuck you don’t do it”
Even if I don’t do it, I’m losing money, but what’s wrong with something I can’t reach right now? I can’t even ask anyone to pick me up. That’s right, I live here alone!
Angry alone, annoyed alone, resigned alone
I can’t talk to anyone, but I didn’t complain too much.
In the first place, I’m afraid I might die here, and my life is at stake. Should I be dissatisfied? Why?
-Tweet!
“Ah”
I came back to the sound of birds chirping while flying around. What were you doing like a madman? How many things we have to do today!
“The fence needs to be repaired. I should also check the traps I set the other day. And what about the garden? I’ll have to see if I’m fine.”
The fence had to be repaired as soon as possible because a wild beast came and broke it the other day, but it had to be repaired as soon as possible because it rained yesterday, so today, at the latest, around lunchtime. The morning routine is to go to check if there are any animals caught in the traps set deep in the forest during the night.
I had to hope that there would be a deer, or at least a rabbit. Without it, my breakfast today will be a side dish of potatoes, so I’ll eat baked potatoes, steamed potatoes, mash potatoes, and potato balls until I’m sick of it. All over again, I went through the forest, praying for the reason that I didn’t want to eat potatoes in front of a god I didn’t believe in in my previous life or on the battlefield.
“Ah ttago”
The twigs touching my face bother me.
Why do these beasts only go to places that are hard for others to go to? It’s on my way to find my own food, but wouldn’t it make my belly button bigger than my stomach? I don’t know if there are just beggars, but if you look at the main movement of these, they always go to thorns or bushes, or just places with a lot of thorns.
I was thinking of just going home
“…Ah”
Once again, the rows of baked potatoes, steamed potatoes, mashed potatoes, and potato balls passed by, and suddenly the surrounding twigs did not sting.
Yes, it’s fortunate that I found at least this kind of animal path. Wouldn’t you be able to tolerate being stabbed with thorns? At least he died while eating grass! It must have been better hehe
After rustling through the thorns, the path of the beast finally appeared.
Yeah, I set the noose around here…
“What the fuck?”
There are traces of something caught in the noose, but there were no animals caught in the noose.
To be exact, there were only bones.
Looking at the size of the bones, it looks like a rabbit.
Where did this damn rabbit go for the flesh and only the bones remained?
“Puuuuu…”
Did the goblin cubs passing by pick them up and roast them? Although there is a bear den nearby, it was clear that the animal was not like that, judging from the charred bones.
“I really like these fuckers…”
Goblins are really annoying.
If there is one, it’s a dick, if there are several, it’s a dog.
They don’t make anything among themselves (they don’t intend to do it in the first place), they don’t farm, and they only know what to steal from others and loot. Dragging them to the burrow
As far as I know, chicks who can’t hold back their sexual urges sometimes go into heat and poke jalapenos on their crotch even at men…
How can you judge the beings above him when the cubs called the weakest are screaming this shit?
Didn’t the proverb say that the disgraceful squid of the fish pancake order everything? With the logic in our human heads that the lower ones (goblins) are rotten, the upper ones must be the same, so we suddenly became goblins and the same level.
They will live until they die with the prejudice that ‘monsters are beings who kill, eat, and eat humans when they see them’.
To be honest, I’m not saying it’s completely wrong, but I’m saying that after seeing the goblins, don’t even look at us as the same class! You’re hurting your pride!
Anyway, what I want to say is that the image of monsters has been ruined by these green school lunches.
Orcs, what…
No, I can’t say with tears in my eyes that our species didn’t kill, loot, or rape humans when they saw them. I’m an orc, so I did it too!
To make an excuse, we took the right to the spoils obtained through war, and we do not harm anyone just out of impulse.
I don’t know, but other orcs don’t.
War is a lot of excitement when you enter a bloody place and come out, right? As a result, he couldn’t control his blood that was boiling all the time, so he attacked a female of another race… Uh hmm!
In any case, what our species does is what it does during war. You shouldn’t compare us to goblins who don’t have any productivity like me and go out on their own.
I’ll say it again, it’s because we were rewarded for risking our lives in the battlefield, and it’s not like we just hit someone who looks like we’re in trouble.
Orc, you’re quieter than you think? When there is no fighting, they are a surprisingly quiet tribe that gathers in tribal units and lives by farming or hunting wild animals, depending on where they live. When a war or fight breaks out, it’s a problem because they lead the way with foam at their mouths like crazy bastards.
But in the end, you guys are also bastards who kill and rape humans, so what are you pretending not to be? I can ask.
Simply put, in human terms, that’s it.
After forming a party among themselves, they just crash into any dungeon that is quiet in the world, kill everything they see, steal all the treasures in it, trample other people’s houses with dirt feet, and then go back leisurely. Just like the spoils he risked his life for, we, the Orcs, also gained the spoils in human terms.
… Even if I said, I am the only orc left.
When the war ended and I returned to my hometown, I was left alone.
Now, at the moment of my death, the race of orcs will eventually be recorded in the history of mankind as an evil race that plundered and raped good people at will, and will remain for posterity.
When I thought so, I suddenly became depressed and wanted to go home.
I’ve set up several more lasso traps besides this one, but I’m sure the other places are the same anyway.
But at that moment
“Finally, you finally showed up, you evil orc, no, red bear!”
A voice came from somewhere.
Is there anyone other than me in this forest?
Rather, since you called me an evil orc, did that day come?
Finally, let’s turn our gaze to the place where the voice was heard, wondering if today is the day when the okra species will become extinct.
“… “
“Do you know how much I have been waiting for this day! Come on, come on! I know everything! The lust reflected in those eyes! This lascivious tribe!”
A certain female knight was hanging upside down from a tree, caught in a noose.
It’s a familiar face.
I expected it to come, but… It’s a spectacle when I run into it.
Silver hair gleaming in the sunlight, big breasts despite wearing armor, I can confidently say that I have never seen such a beauty in my life, and a beauty worthy of the title of a country in history was caught in a noose and hung upside down in the air. .
“Ha, ha, come on! What are you doing without rushing? You don’t want to attack me, you coward! I’ll kill you with my single sword! Let’s put an end to our old bad relationship!”
Judging from what she’s saying, her voice is mixed with emotions, like she’s eager to kill me, but this beauty with an excessively red face, breathing heavily and looking at me, is looking at me with her lustful eyes…
“?”
Oh really? Ah, no way
“Come on! Chew! Your thread won’t break me!”
“… “
Locals, someone catch this lady!
How far will this evil relationship go?
Suddenly, thoughts of the past began to come to mind.
Alright, it’s time to start explaining again.
