Chapter 291 – Chapter 291: Spoils of War 1
You can understand it with your head.
The edge of this flat continent is connected to the outer world, and monsters rain down on it.
Occasionally, the monsters pop up from inland, and the incarnations exist to slay them.
Killing monsters is an act of protecting the land and at the same time expanding the territory of mankind.
Therefore, when looking at the ability of incarnation, the ability to kill monsters is the first ability to be considered.
Well, unless it is an incarnation for the technological development of mankind, such as culture and art, decadence and entertainment, cooking and sewing.
In addition to that, the mainstream magic of this world is the magic of offering something like ritual magic.
Magic that uses the system by dedicating valuables to magic rituals or magic circles and converting them into points.
For this reason, the corpse of a monster is both a prize for measuring the abilities of an incarnation and an expensive magic ingredient.
“But that doesn’t mean it’s suitable for a gift for a man.”
In a hotel lobby, an old woman who appears to be of a fairly high rank wipes her sweat with a handkerchief.
What the heck, a stuffed animal the size of a mammoth and a bunch of bones like a model of a Tyrannosaurus came to the lobby.
I sent a gift over there. It’s a hotel VVIP constellation to receive from a prestigious witchcraft in the Southern Continent.
Tourists who come to see the Inland Sea have no choice but to deal with things that look a little ugly.
I don’t know if it’s a monster with a cool appearance, and it looks ugly.
Long tentacles dangling downwards from the grotesque snout that split into many branches like flower petals.
It’s not enough to have sparse and messy fur
Even the multiple eyes floating in the same room, like formalin-soaked eyes, as if they had magical meaning.
Overall, it looked like a giant anteater’s head had been chopped off with an ax and several eyeballs had been transplanted into it.
“You installed this in the hotel lobby?”
“That’s the most precious offering the southern continent shamans got this season…”
It looks like the monster I summoned from my nightmares, but it must mean that it’s worth it.
He’s a crappy guy to the point of moving his accommodation because tourists with a lot of money look at him and feel like shit.
It is also a story that the hotel manager cannot touch it because it is a precious offering directly offered to the Constellation.
Of course, I did not understand the Southern Continental sensibility.
“Get that ugly thing out of the lobby right now.”
“Thank you, I’ll ship it straight to the academy.”
I understand that it was given as a gift of apology, and I understand that the monster’s corpse is valuable…
I don’t understand if it’s a Southern Continental sensibility to display it in the lobby of the hotel where I’m staying.
Shouldn’t it be sent to the academy from the beginning?
I wanted to see the incarnations in swimsuits, so I came to the western continental tourist destination
Having a sweet time with my elf sister
Should I go back to my inn to get some rest and run into a tentacle corpse?
Anyway, when I told him that I could clean up right away in the hotel lobby, the manager’s face brightened.
“By the way, Constellation Master, do you have any special destinations set for today?”
“No, not really?”
“Then I can give you a small gift as a westerner.”
Then the old manager catches me as I try to walk outside.
Right after the incident in the factory city, they moved to a tourist city with a huge water park.
She wanders the streets without thinking. She was thinking of snacking, but she holds out something to me.
Wrinkled but unscathed, held in a well-maintained hand was a ticket sparkling in gold.
The ticket was so golden that it instantly reminded me of a chocolate factory I had seen in my previous life, but
When I touched it with my fingertips the moment I received it, it had a completely different texture from gold-leafed paper.
That is, it is not gilded paper or gold-dyed paper, but pure gold that is really thin.
“What is this golden ticket?”
“Our city is famous for its water park, but it’s also famous for its parades. It would be better for everyone to have the Constellation brighten up the place rather than this old one.”
The way he smiles hohoho is extremely elegant, as if to prove that he is the manager of a top-notch hotel.
I was curious about what kind of parade I had to prepare and watch with a solid gold ticket like this
Curiosity is too stimulated to refuse the gift offered as a token of gratitude.
“Can I take the incarnations with me?”
“Sure, they’ll be more than happy.”
Until then, I had forgotten that I shouldn’t judge this continent according to my common sense.
For example, there is a custom that the bigger and ugly the corpse of a monster sent as a thank-you gift is better.
A solid gold ticket to participate in the parade is not a VIP-like seat–
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“Constellation, um, can I stay here?”
“Then, are you going to leave me alone? How could you say such blasphemous words?”
“No, no. I don’t mean that.”
“I know, I was joking.”
When hearing the word “Tickets for a parade,” Most people will think of viewing.
It’s a parade moving down the street, but since it’s a world with magic, I thought I’d get a room and watch it.
Who would have imagined that it would be a ticket to participate in a parade wearing gorgeous jewelry like now.
Yes, that pure gold ticket is an admission ticket to participate in the parade.
Even a ticket to ride the highest parade car in the middle of the procession.
Not knowing that, Hwashin and I took our tickets and headed to the parade team.
“Come on, ladies, let’s go over there and change our outfits.”
“Constellation… You can’t touch makeup to our level. I’ll take you to the dressing room and check the outfit you want.”
I should have noticed when the answer came back that it would be okay if I prepared now to the question of when the parade would start.
There was an avatar with makeup on, so I was able to skip the time of brushing, but what I was waiting for was the time to dress.
Before I could understand what the situation was, I was dragged inside, surrounded by countless hands.
Even Constellations and Incarnations can’t hit men with a red smile with violence.
At the request to watch the parade, the incarnations who came out quietly enter the dressing room, under the pressure of the men.
When the Constellation Nim was holding the ticket, it was because of glares, saying, Why did you come so late when you should have brought it?
It was this morning that I received the ticket, and it was an unfair misunderstanding because I came to inquire after lunch.
No one of our incarnations can get angry at a man who is so busy running around sweating profusely.
Of course, there is also a point where I lost my will to refute because of the fancy parade costume on my chest.
“Isn’t it too flashy?”
“But the main character has to be flashy.”
“It’s too bright, so the colors were arranged with the lighting in mind, right?”
“The lighting team turns the lights on hard today because it’s cloudy! Think about it and set the tone!”
The shouts of men who swarmed like a swarm of bees flying toward the enemy when a word was thrown.
Some people were running around carrying something like a gold breastplate, while others were holding five briefcases in each hand.
As if the word “Urgent” Is not a word tossed lightly, people are running around busily carrying their luggage.
Guilt felt because of the apocalypse, gratitude to the constellation that organized the city,
Feelings that make the skin tingle, such as the sense of mission to match the best costumes as a parade team.
The passion and enthusiasm of the parade management team that leaves you breathless as if you were in a sauna rises.
Men approaching me sitting blankly in the middle of a circle of people moving around.
They came with both hands full and gave me uniforms and tailcoats of various colors.
… Extremely overexposure.
“Which do you like more, this or this?”
“… Is there a difference?”
“Yes!”
‘Isn’t this just a swimsuit?’
Costumes at a level that would not make you feel uncomfortable even if you wear them in a swimming pool.
When I first saw it, I felt that it was a swimsuit with jewels attached rather than thinking that the uniform was reduced.
In addition to that, if you look at the fact that it hides behind a jewel-like piece that covers only the chest and exposes the shoulders and belly.
It’s shocking to know that I hide my sexy outfit to save face because I’m a Constellation.
No matter how much the water park is the city’s specialty, should the parade be worn at the level of a swimsuit?
“Uh, aren’t you going to put this on the Constellation?”
“Absolutely not! How could we do such a disrespectful thing?”
“Since the Constellation will be wearing an arrangement of the continental and eastern continental ceremonies, can the women please leave?”
Should wear
While I was contemplating in front of the costume, Hwasin secretly came to look at me, and the outfit looked really nice.
Seeing incarnations in bikinis and hot pants made me convinced that this city is indeed the right city.
Yeah, why are boys whining about wearing shorts?
If you go to Rome, you have to follow the Roman law, so in a world where men and women are reversed, you have to follow the reversed law.
Her immaculate thighs were exposed because of the shorts that were as short as boxer shorts.
It wasn’t enough to reveal the delicate 11-shaped abs without hiding it, so it was a bikini that even showed the bottom of the chest.
Perhaps because of the exercise with the pulsating lion heart, even the forearms with clearly visible muscles and the shoulders exposed without straps.
It was not decorated with special decorations, but it was indeed the correct parade attire.
