Chapter 244 – Chapter 244: Downfall 4
As the sun rose and the day dawned, people began to notice the change in earnest.
Not only my family, but everyone on the way to work had gray hair.
An office worker, a bus driver, a teacher at school and a company employee—
Except for a few redheads, all of them turned white.
The person who doesn’t notice the situation must be a rather strange person.
‘What else can I fuck you with?’
Of course, I have no intention of ending it with just one dyeing joke.
Because once you lose Chuck, it’s only natural that one side will lose.
It wasn’t that they were playing pranks between close friends, but that they were aiming for each other’s lives.
“Changing the color of the hair… And the color of the eyes doesn’t mean much, right?”
“Isn’t it better to change the skin color to black?”
“But I think it’s a bit like that for the whole city.”
The incarnations who heard my thoughts put their heads together.
These guys are pretty upset because they think I’ve been sexually insulted.
As we chatter so quietly, Han Ye-ji throws out a brilliant idea.
“I don’t think we’ll come up with a good idea if we talk among ourselves… Why don’t we go to the academy and look at Harin, no, just post on Seonghwa Gallery?”
It was a terrifyingly great idea.
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Nothing big happens just because your hair turns white.
Is there no hair dye in a world where science and magic have developed together?
The dye from the previous life fades over time and the color of the hair roots changes, but
The magic hair dye of this side of the world can completely change the color of your hair.
Of course, if you distribute hair dye to thousands of people in the city, the budget will be tight.
What would happen if the Constellation ordered it but sparing the dye just because it was a waste of money?
In the middle of the night, in front of the excited citizens beating up the apocalypseists.
The Constellation ordered it, but I don’t like it because it’s a waste of money~ Are you saying the same thing?
Perhaps politicians hang out in the streets with doomsdayists beaten all night?
‘It’s cheap if only the dye is consumed to search for national terrorists.’
Of course, it’s a magic hair dye, so it doesn’t feel like buying it for a few thousand won in the neighborhood.
It costs 1,000,000,000 won per piece to the level of going to a high-end hair salon, but…
The Constellation had the value of a name that could force such a loss.
Of course, the people whose hair turned white also excused themselves when the day was bright and information was circulating.
I heard that the Constellation dyed her hair herself to filter out the apocalypse… Retort?
There were quite a few people who posted on social media that they were living with white hair, saying that Constellation-nim had changed their hair color.
Thanks to that, the incident in which the Constellation directly played a prank on the city spread on the Internet, heating up the torch gallery as well.
✪ [Authentication] Constellation, I need the power of collective intelligence [844]
Lee Ha-rin throws a bomb-like text at the Seonghwa Gallery, which has been heated since dawn.
To be certified, it’s just a selfie with Lee Ha-rin and I writing the academy IP on the back of our hand.
However, the reaction was tremendous just because the male constellation took and uploaded a selfie.
—This is a request from the Constellation, but we need the power of collective intelligence [844]
[Selfie that authenticates the Academy IP.JPG]
It was our Constellation who terrorized the gray hair dye at the Northern Continent Snow Festival.
Red-haired apocalypseists came to the Constellation’s residence yesterday
I think you’re a little angry that I pushed you to obey them.
So tell me a little way you can fuck the apocalypse too
I’m not going to take care of it if it’s adopted, but isn’t it clear about the nunggle stack?
― Constellation-sama, it’s cute that you’re joking around saying you’re angry
└ Nong? Is Constellation your friend?
└ Is that the right point to get angry?
― Why don’t you just make them all black?
└ What’s wrong with non-apocalypticists?
└ You idiot for not rooting out the apocalypse 80 years ago
└ Are you going to set up a system of guilt-by-association here?
― Instead of dyeing your hair, what about your hair?
― Seonghwa Gallery’s Aidoru! Seonghwa Gallery’s Aidoru!
Whenever they came, the chaotic and spicy cyber ghosts flocked to it.
From comments claiming the conversion of the northern continent to the southern continent for the sin of not noticing the apocalypse in advance
There was also an evil comment saying, “If you touch my hair, why don’t you coolly shave it off?”
After that, it was a natural procedure for the Constellation to receive a lot of swearing at the Constellation’s sincere request.
Comments easily exceed the number of thousands, and after that, the bulletin board becomes filled with all sorts of opinions.
There is no harm to yourself, but a situation where you can unilaterally fuck the precious bitch.
When that happens, human malice evolves in a truly creative and ingenious way.
“Constellation! What is your opinion? After finding all the redheads in the sanctuary—”
“Then it’s going to take a lot of work, and there’s also a black fog, so I’m dismissing it.”
“Then, as this post covers the whole city in black mist, so that the apocalypse does not receive support…”
“The apocalypseist is incompetent enough even now. Rather, the northern continent’s constellations will become a nuisance.”
Of course, useful ideas did not come immediately.
If it was novel, it was an opinion that I would have to go through a lot of hard work or lose money.
Opinions that seem a bit useful are the kind that are impossible due to unrealistic or limited limitations.
However, it doesn’t matter because it’s fun to read for me who was hit by the night gay terror.
Since brainwashing apps are used on smartphones, let’s ban the use of smart devices for a while.
Since the search has started in the name of the constellation, let’s issue an evacuation order to the citizens in the city.
The constellation seems to have called a ghost, but are there any ghosts that only catch red hair?
Well, I couldn’t help laughing when I was discussing this seriously.
“Hmm, this is definitely useful, right?”
“Isn’t that right? I don’t know if he’s from the academy or just an otaku, but he knows exactly what the incarnations are capable of.”
“Simple is best, so simple and ignorant methods like this are possible… I guess. If only magic stones are supported by the Academy and the North Continent.”
Leave the incarnations in the northern continent to enjoy the festival for a while
Returning to the academy, I listened to Lee Ha-rin and Kim Ha-eun’s opinions.
Because this method is entirely a way to use Kim Ha-eun’s ability.
― Can’t we just take all the red hair?
[Drone patrolling the academy.JPG]
These days, drones and androids have been added to the academy patrol
As a robot, I found out what was going on, and I heard that this was also thanks to the helpless Nightmare.
Can’t we just start making drones and just make a lot of them?
― Well, the Northern Continental solution is like that.
└ But doesn’t this cost a lot of points?
└ To be honest, I’m not sure how to use it after collecting taxes, but it would be nice to use it to make drones.
― Politician’s back pocket vs Seongjwa’s front pocket
└ The Constellation’s forehead is bulging… Hehe
└ Doesn’t he get shot if he gallops on the street?
It was the right thing to say.
What kind of downgrade ghosts did I create at night?
They downgraded the demonic eyes that kill people to new ones, and only increased their numbers.
Too many apocalyptic bastards and brainwashed people lurking all over the northern continent?
So, wouldn’t it be better to have more drones for reconnaissance than doomsdayists?
If you start making drones and just make a lot, you’ll make more than redheads.
‘Burning Tyrant is too high-tech for mass production, but I think my drone can do it.’
Of course, it is impossible to duplicate the space cruiser that can break through the thermosphere of the burning tyrant.
Replica of a reinforced suit that becomes stronger like an incarnation when worn by ordinary people is also impossible with the budget of the continent.
But isn’t it possible to clone as many drones as possible with just two wings and a camera?
Just like the brown bear soup from the previous life, when the tank performance was poor, it was just like pushing a lot.
“So Ha Eun-ah, if you stop all other research in the dream city and just pick up a basic drone, how much will it cost?”
“… I don’t know because I haven’t run the factory, but if all the underground facilities were to pull out drones, they would pull out 10,000 units a day?”
“Can you make that many?”
Well, the drone I have is really no big deal.
A camera lens the size of a fist with two propellers for flight.
Of course, there will be a communication chip inside, but that’s all drones do.
A weakling that can’t even be compared to the tyrant’s drone that shoots laser beams without budging even when a person rides on it.
Is it an underground mine where magic stones come out, or a city upgrade on the ground?
It seems possible enough to turn all such parts into basic drone production factories.
The only problem is that there is no way to control that many drones…
‘Should I just give the drone to the burning tyrant?’
The final boss of the SF series is in the North Continent, so I wondered if there was a need for me to worry.
Wouldn’t it be okay to tell the battleship to control it on its own and send it to the drone only?
Then I can fuck the apocalypse over a beer at a tourist spot.
“But we should talk about this first, right?”
“That’s right. You can’t just hand over the drone without consulting it.”
Unfortunately, I didn’t have any particularly great ideas beyond that.
Because of this, I contacted the bodyguards of the burning tyrant through the academy’s board of directors.
The content of the contact is, of course, mass production of cheap drones and inspection of the entire city.
If you run a factory like that in a real city, the economic loss will be enormous, but
A story that is possible because the city of dreams is just like a game UI, just pressing the Android button.
After that, before a few hours had passed, the burning tyrant’s bodyguards rushed to the academy.
“Our Constellation responded positively and sent this item.”
“… This is a magic stone right?”
“Yes, it is the magic stone of the dreamer.”
Holding a purple stone bigger than me.
Wasn’t the magic stone in Kim Ha-eun’s heart the size of a fist?
What the hell did he want? It was a ridiculous situation.