Chapter 877 – Low Birth Rate ETF
Low birth rate.
There is a lot of social discussion.
Korean Newspaper− “Korea doesn’t have children… As expected, the ‘rise in housing prices’ had the greatest influence.”
Fact News− 「”If female students are enrolled a year earlier, the birth rate will increase”
Daily News− 「”Dancing makes your uterus healthy” Seoul city’s low birth rate measure」
Various measures are also available.
It can actually be implemented.
It was effective.
‘There just isn’t one.’
At this point, it should actually be resolved.
They must admit that they are wrong.
“What kind of mischievous nonsense is this in this sacred National Assembly? Making money with the birth rate!”
I don’t like that.
Some lawmakers are already furious at me, gnashing their teeth at me.
Their story also makes sense.
It feels like I’m playing a joke.
“It can be solved if we just fix the house price.”
“The problem is because women’s human rights are low?”
“Even if I make a serious offer, it’s not enough. Tsk tsk.
Who is playing pranks?
There is a need to seriously consider it at least once.
─The reason why low birth rate can never be solved
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Gender inequality is causing low birth rates.
Women devote three times more to childcare than men.
Isn’t this proof that men’s own efforts and changes are urgent? …
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Interview with a high-ranking official from the Ministry of Health and Welfare
It is said that they are still pushing ahead with a policy that has not worked for 20 years without changing it even by a millimeter.
└(Screaming Frog Cone)
└I’m jealous that you can make money by making money in Korea…
└Have you noticed that the birth rate has been trending downward for 20 years?
└Why not in your own generation? (I really don’t know)
I haven’t been sitting idle all this time.
An astronomical amount of budget was poured in.
Backfire.
Instead of improving, it only contributed greatly to lowering the birth rate.
‘But why won’t I change it?’
The reason is simple.
Because they have nothing to lose even if they do that shit.
“As I listened to the lawmakers’ stories, this thought suddenly occurred to me. Isn’t there just one thing that is lacking to make the great intentions of the lawmakers come true?”
I receive my salary quickly.
Even stupid bitches gather votes.
There is nothing like this in the world.
What if it doesn’t work?
Rather, it is good.
Because there is a reason to receive the budget.
“One?”
“I realize how complex this problem is…”
“I will admit that CEO Lee Chan-wook is good at business. But politics is a different field!”
It was like that until now.
It was so nice to eat.
Things have changed.
The birth rate is truly plummeting.
Every time a policy is introduced, it is met with opposition and suspicion.
‘I can’t create something from nothing like you guys.’
With business plans like that, you only hear scammers.
No, they don’t cheat like that.
It failed for 20 years.
If you ask for more investment, you will be stabbed at the general shareholders’ meeting.
“Yes, you are correct. It is impossible for an economist like me to know the deep intentions of politicians who discuss 100-year plans. However, because I am an economist, there are things that are possible.”
You need to know that.
If you want to use the low birth rate as an excuse to budget.
‘Try carrying it on your back.’
Responsibility.
That heavy, infinite pit that I want to escape from.
“It’s a money problem?”
“Of course it costs money…”
“Are you trying to fund the policy? I thought this was just a penny or two.”
My suggestion is simple.
It would also be an attractive story for politicians.
‘Because it’s so sweet and fragrant.’
It is a temptation that cannot be escaped.
It makes people eat it even though they know it is poison.
Percussion!
Present a model.
In theory, it is a magic lamp that gives unlimited money.
“It is conditional. But as long as the conditions are met, we can provide an unlimited supply of policy funds.”
Fertility Rate ETF.
We are literally launching a derivative product based on birth rate.
What if the birth rate rises?
Those who go long see profits.
Anyone who trades stocks can easily understand.
“I know what you mean, but…”
“No, in a market, there have to be sellers for there to be buyers.”
“Who on earth is giving you money? Money?”
National Assembly members.
They are investment experts who make coins and make indirect investments through private equity funds.
The method of stealing money is professional.
You know what I mean.
‘That.’
Provided.
With a kind heart like Buddha and a compassionate heart like Jesus.
“CW Securities will fully take charge of the management of the underlying funds and ETFs. Even if there are issues such as shareholder opposition or legal review, I will handle them as my private property.”
It feels that way.
Why?
The thoughts of greedy and selfish politicians are obvious.
‘They are thieves who spend all day thinking about stealing from others.’
You can eat pigtails.
There is no way I would give up that sweet opportunity.
Buzz, buzz!
Lawmakers from the ruling and opposition parties.
He looks worried.
Of course there will be doubts.
But there is only one conclusion.
Just as a sparrow cannot pass by the mill.
“I think I’m saying something I can’t take responsibility for…”
“It means that the money spent on running the government is not just one or two pennies.”
“Is there any reason for CEO Lee Chan-wook to step forward like that?”
Even members of the National Assembly are impatient when it comes to money.
They are always on the lookout.
Present it first.
There is even a cause.
To miss it because of a pointless fight.
“If the low birth rate is resolved, domestic demand will be activated, so you can count on the investment. If it is not resolved, money will harden, so it doesn’t matter.”
It’s too big.
My mouth is watering.
By showing some loopholes.
‘It’s already over.’
A person smiles kindly.
As if I were suggesting this in 100% good faith.
He looks worried.
Pretend to be worried.
Anyway, all I have in my head is money, money, money.
“Hmm! If CEO Lee Chan-wook says that.”
“Well, I don’t think there’s any reason to object?”
“Because the rebound in the birth rate is the most important.”
Opinions are gathered very simply.
If the National Assembly members come together like this.
‘Korea will become a very advanced country.’
It is a heartwarming sight.
We come together with one mind and one will to overcome the low birth rate.
Result.
It may be very different from what you think.
“Members of the National Assembly, you can spread your ideals to your heart’s content. Isn’t it something that can be filled with money as long as the birth rate rebounds?”
Instigates.
Seduce.
It’s easy to tempt someone who doesn’t even know how to place a sickle.
The more confident you are, the more so.
You make extremely risky bets without even realizing it.
Earth! Earth! Land!
Passes the standing committee unanimously between the ruling and opposition parties.
Soon, free passes will be given to the plenary session as well.
It is possible as long as you have money.
The birth rate can be increased.
It also fills my pockets.
My eyes roll at the thought of a hammock.
People only realize their stupidity when they bet money.
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News.
It wasn’t even a matter of time before it became a hot topic.
〔Korea Stock Gallery〕
─Isn’t the birth rate going to go down to 1 just by the technical rebound?
─Where are the people betting on Joseon’s destruction?
─Government announces special measures to address unprecedented low birth rate
─Low birth rate measure 〈〈 If you are looking forward to it, guess what?
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Because I was paying attention.
About the government’s meaningless policies.
─Low birth rate measure 〈〈 If you are looking forward to it, guess what?
[Dancing keeps your uterus healthy” Seoul Metropolitan Government’s low birth rate measures. News]
What kind of idiotic measures will they come up with this time?
If you’re really looking forward to it, I’d recommend it
└It’s a Hitomi-style low birth rate measure, haha
└Let’s distribute breeding permits~
└586 households〈〈JOAT
└ㄹㅇ If you’re not at Hitomi’s level, hit them all
There was also criticism.
There were also criticisms.
This is a story from many years ago.
I can’t understand what’s being said.
Senile hearing loss even affects national affairs.
─Government announces special measures to address unprecedented low birth rate
[Article about Lee Chan-wook’s special law being promoted. News]
Forming a fund through public-private collaboration
They say they are responding efficiently(?) By creating an ETF for low birth rates.
└Can you make this for real haha
└I really only imagined it
└Policy is really MZ
└In the meantime, I can’t come to my senses when I see people with low births doing this.
I don’t think so.
Budgets are being poured into ineffective policies.
A new wind.
Implementing an unimaginable third policy.
No, actually, I just imagined it.
─Where are the people betting on Joseon’s destruction?
[Curious frog meme. Jpg]
They say they will go full short if a low birth rate ETF comes out
└I guess they didn’t know it was really coming out
└It’s a rebound point on the chart?
└It’s really hard to beat…
└We need to see if it supports the 200th line ㅇㄱㄹㅇ
It just goes down.
Even in the news, there is only bad news.
The government is also extremely incompetent.
If you short here, wouldn’t you make a lot of money?
When it becomes reality, complex and subtle thoughts arise.
─Isn’t the birth rate going to go down to 1 just by the technical rebound?
If we cover all of this with Lee Chan-wook’s money,
I don’t think the damage will be that big.
└CW Securities Short ㄱㄱ
└They say that if there is a rebound, Korea will be revived, so it is a good thing
└Donating to the country?
└Throwing away trillions of won on the ground? Hmmteorresting
It has already rained heavily.
Can you get off here further?
It is not unreasonable to think that way.
The more money is at stake, the more cautious you become.
I can’t make the same judgment as usual.
─I decided to buy short when the low birth rate ETF comes out
I kept thinking about it
Just trying to follow Lee Chan-wook
└Low birth rate ETF (government official)
└A worry-free cilantro that doesn’t worry haha
└This is not a stock, is that correct?
└This guy says he won’t do anything to lose money, but I’m putting my hands on him.
In such a crowded environment, it provides the only standard.
Investors followed Lee Chan-wook’s judgment.
