Chapter 219 – DLC Episode 22 – US Presidential Candidate Trumpet Avoided Assassination by Calculating the Direction of the Gun and Nodding His Head. The Secret Was That I Had a Black Belt in Taekwondo.
DLC Episode 22 – US presidential candidate Trumpet avoided assassination by calculating the direction of the gun and nodding his head. The secret was having a black belt in Taekwondo.
“Kkekekeke. That’s so fucking funny. “This comical movie tightens your abs too much.”
After about three hours of broadcasting, it is free time.
For a while, I went out and had fun massaging the breasts of pretty girls, but I was sick of that now.
“Watching a movie while eating ice cream with the air conditioner on is awesome!!”
Some people might say it’s a waste of time.
But isn’t the reason we work hard ultimately to waste time having fun?
This is life~
As time goes by, the women return home one by one.
“Is it good to sell? Some people are suffering at work all day, but you are always playing at home…”
“Hey! Then you should make more money than me!! “This body can earn four years’ salary in three hours!!”
“Tch. If there is such a difference, I have no choice but to volunteer at home as well. “Pull down your pants.”
“Hey, hey. Why is the story going like that? … ?”
As I was being forcibly given a blow job by Seolharin, I got sublingual tablets, Lena, Chloe, and even Kuma.
Everyone came back after finishing their work.
“Under. It was a really, really hard day.”
“Ugh. “I didn’t know that working at work could be this stressful.”
“Do I have to live like this for the rest of my life? “I can’t do it!”
The stress at work seemed quite significant.
So I also try to relieve their stress.
“Mr. Taeyang. I’m stressed all the way to my neck today. “Do you think I’ll have to clean it by stabbing Taeyang’s dick in the throat?”
“Kim Taeyang! Stand up! “I’m going to plug it in right away!”
“Oh! Pissed off!! Taeyang, what are you doing?! Hurry up and hit me!!”
“Ha? No matter how stressful you guys are, do you think this body is some kind of biological dildo?!”
I understand that stress is building up, but…
Don’t you think you should consider my side of the situation as well?
Sometimes I too am attracted to alone time or quiet, ordinary romantic sex.
Either that or not,
“Fuck me quickly!”
“My biological dildo!!”
“Your uterus is so hot you can’t stand it?!”
The women rushed at me as if they were going to rape me.
Just one person.
Except Lena.
“Now is not the time to be like this.”
Normally, she would fawn over her in a voice that made her want to urinate.
The voice was quite serious now.
The women also paid attention to Lena’s words.
“What’s going on?”
“The country is falling apart.”
“… ?”
Lena also changed her job due to the influence of her reverse world.
She is currently working as a researcher at the Korea Social Integration Research Institute.
Even when they explained what I was doing, I didn’t really understand, but after hearing the next words, I felt like I understood.
“Recently, conflict in Korean society has been intensifying explosively. In particular, the conflict between men and women is at its peak, causing great loss to the nation’s hero power.”
“What does the conflict between men and women have to do with the loss of hero power?”
“Because male heroes were reluctant to be dispatched to faraway places, female heroes were responsible for long-distance dispatches. However, this time, the number of gates increased rapidly in the West Sea, East Sea, and South Sea at the same time, and female heroes were said to be suffering from heavy work. “Female heroes who can’t endure it are leaving the guild one after another.”
Has everything that was building up exploded?
Mailers say it doesn’t matter if there are no female heroes or soldiers.
Rather, it is claimed that male heroes fill those positions and strengthen hero power and national defense power… Is that possible?
This was indeed a serious problem.
“The problem is that the government has no will to solve this. To be precise, government agencies know about it, but high-ranking officials, including the president, do not consider it important. Rather, they are threatening to forcibly summon female heroes.”
High-ranking people are sweet, and it doesn’t just happen for a day or two.
But even at such an important moment, your judgment is so poor…
“Our research center believes that Korea’s hero power has already lost 30%. If time passes like this, it will drop by half within a month.”
“The number of unresolved gates will increase, and the damage to citizens will only increase.”
“Due to the gate aggregation phenomenon, accumulated gates lead to more gates.”
“Once the critical point is crossed, even if all the heroes miraculously return, it won’t be possible, right?”
“Exactly.”
Korea is really screwed!!!
It was my mistake to think that the world was peaceful!
The conflict in this world was progressing faster than in the previous world!
“The problem is that conflict between men and women is not everything.”
Problems were popping up like dominoes everywhere in society.
A phenomenon so common that even heroines have witnessed it at least once.
Seol Ha-rin, a current employee of a large company, helped out.
“That’s right. Labor-management conflict has become extreme in our company. Last week, they occupied the office and staged a sit-in protest, and this week, they are even fighting with Molotov cocktails. They say it wasn’t to this extent originally, but it suddenly got worse. It was as if someone had pushed my back.”
It is said that Seol Ha-jeong, who works at the National Assembly, experienced something unbelievable.
“The National Assembly is also in disarray. Did you know that there was an assassination attempt on US presidential candidate Trump not long ago? Trumpeter avoided assassination by calculating the direction of his gun and nodding his head. The secret was that I had a black belt in Taekwondo. Trumpet is an honorary Taekwondo 9th degree graduate.”
It may be hard to believe, but it’s true.
Trumpet was a famous 9th Dan Taekwondo.
Also, once you reach a black belt in Taekwondo, you will be able to dodge flying bullets!
It was common sense in this world.
“Anyway, assassinations imitating him are continuing targeting Korean politicians.”
“Hey. That’s serious, right? How many people died?”
“Three people.”
“Ha? Three Korean politicians died?!”
“No, there are three left.”
“…”
Creepy… !
The world is going crazy!
“Hey. The construction site I manage is also a mess. Immigrants commit acts bordering on terrorism in order to guarantee freedom of religion, halal food, etc.”
Kuma was also in severe conflict.
Chloe, who had been listening quietly, also spoke with a serious expression.
“That’s right. I, too, have witnessed serious conflict at work…”
“Explain.”
“I discovered this while managing a genre literature gallery, and people were fighting over whether the heroine’s first love was a virgin or a non-virgin. “They said they were even trying to rip off the skin?”
“…”
Umm.
I think that’s a bit different from the conflict I talked about earlier… ?
What on earth does Chloe do, managing the website?
“Hey mini sow. “What is your job?”
“Oh, it’s nothing special, it’s just a matter of going around the site and deleting photos.”
“… ?”
Delete the photo… ?
Let’s stop and find out…
Anyway, the important thing is that Korea is screwed!
“Sun. This explosion of conflict cannot be a coincidence. I think there is something behind it.”
Conflicts have intensified explosively throughout society.
As Lena said, it didn’t seem like a natural flow.
“If this is the case, you can’t just be broadcasting in the corner of your room, right?”
It’s hard to know where to start, but there are some clues.
First of all, Luminous.
She was the only constellation to notice the world’s reversal.
You might know something about this conflict.
And one more thing.
Seohyun Bang.
Given the circumstances, she was the one who turned the world around.
She, or her constellation, might be behind all these conflicts.
“Is everyone ready?”
“”””Of course!””””
Ready to save the world!
But before that.
“You have to travel abroad first, right?”
“Hey! It’s my first time going to Hawaii!”
“Hehe. I also packed a lot of sexy swimsuits.”
“Aren’t you already excited to go surfing in the beautiful ocean?!”
“Joy. “I’m not really looking forward to traveling, but I miss the taste of local poke.”
Let’s start after playing!
What’s urgent is Korea, not me!!
*
“It’s only Kurt, so just go.”
“Yes? Really?”
“You said you were going to the military? “He is the minister who protects the country.”
“Thank you…”
Seohyun Bang bowed and came out.
There are still people with warmth in this chaotic world.
She was a woman whose heart was warm.
But her warmth quickly cooled.
Cluck.
Ho ho ho.
The sound of laughter from men of the same age heard in a café.
Even though I knew they weren’t at fault, I felt bad for no reason.
‘Men get a free pass on military service. Trash who don’t even know how to appreciate such a topic…’
According to statistics, more than 70% of men support mailism.
The percentage that is openly revealed to the public is small, but if you know it, it is all part of the same story… !
When I thought about that, I felt terrible about all the men on the street.
“Stop male hate crimes!”
“Create a better world for men to live in!!”
The cries of protesters continued on the streets every day.
Men who come out on an empty day and protest to stop hating men.
‘It looks very mailistic.’
Seohyun Bang thought them pitifully.
‘Young people who can protest outside on weekday afternoons… It’s possible because they are professional protesters.’
A society where men must be victims and women must be perpetrators.
A society where no one cares even if women are ridiculed.
The older generation is treating this conflict like a principal trying to cover up school violence with a forced apology.
‘In the end, can change only occur when the older generation retreats and the new generation gains power?’
But that was also difficult to expect.
If you look at the population pyramid, you know there is no hope.
‘…’
At that time, Seohyun Bang realized.
What is her situation?
No, what kind of condition is this Republic of Korea?
‘It is a sinking ship.’
We are on a sinking ship.
Even if everyone works together to stop the water leak, it won’t be enough.
Some factions are making noise inside the ship, dividing sides by gender and trying to get to the top floor.
Is it just gender?
Region, political ideology, generation, economic level…
It is everyday life to pick sides on issues that attract the public’s attention.
‘Thanks to this, everyone is suffering.’
Only a few people benefit.
Even that is not a huge benefit.
Just to protect one’s own food, one plunges society into great inefficiency.
Seohyun Bang is about to enlist.
She stood tall on her street.
“This kind of country… Is it worth protecting?”
I didn’t say this hoping for an answer.
I was just talking to myself.
But, someone answered from behind.
“Of course.”
She looked behind her in surprise.
Her beautiful golden hair was blowing in the wind.
“Lena… ?”
Lena Erandel.
An old friend of Seohyun Bang came to visit.
