Chapter 213 – DLC Episode 16 – Hey, Hey!! Isn’t It Crazy That I Urinate 10 Times More Than I Normally Do?!! Disqualified From Being Human!!! The Fountain Passed!!!!!
DLC Episode 16 – Hey, hey!! Isn’t it crazy that I urinate 10 times more than I normally do?!! Disqualified from being human!!! The fountain passed!!!!!
It was Kang Joo-hyuk, not Kim Tae-yang, who saved the world.
Kim Tae-yang only stole Kang Joo-hyuk’s achievements,
He is nothing more than a sex criminal who brainwashes and trains strong, young women and drags them away.
-Most of them were conspiracy theorists who believed that.
Seohyun Bang was one of them.
‘Han Nam-chung is a trash person who uses straws to show off to talented female heroes despite having no skills.’
Seohyun Bang’s hero rating is mediocre.
Nevertheless, what if Taeyang Kim responds to a one-on-one confrontation?
I had the confidence to pick her nose with one hand and tap dance with both feet.
‘But there is no way I would accept such an offer. Even if he accepts, it is obvious that he will use cowardly measures.’
Taeyang Kim is not a fool.
Therefore, Seohyun Bang also did not consider a head-on confrontation.
In fact, there was a much simpler way than that.
Using politics.
Rather, it was closer to Seohyun Yoo’s major.
‘The government is on my side anyway, so there is nothing difficult.’
The paper weapons policy is a pro-women, eco-friendly policy supported by the entire country.
Since she had already accumulated a lot of political connections, it was not difficult for her to infiltrate the Arc.
‘It weakens Kim Tae-yang’s power and kills the hero. If we’re lucky, Kim Tae-yang will also be eliminated.’
The real purpose of the paper weapon is to kill men.
Paper weapons are introduced on a trial basis only to male heroes.
Men who fight monsters with flimsy weapons will die in vain.
It’s a gender-discriminatory policy, but it’s still okay.
Men are the ones who do not speak out no matter how much they are oppressed.
‘This is for the world.’
Considering the history of oppression of women, killing men was not a bad thing at all.
It is a just thing and a natural flow of history.
Someone must do it.
Seohyun Bang had a shining sense of mission.
What if too many heroes are sacrificed and the morale of male heroes falls?
What should we do if the nation’s hero power is weakened too much?
‘Rather good! Because female heroes who were blocked by the glass ceiling will be given a chance! If anything, you’ll do better than the bad guys, so why worry? Killing a male hero means strengthening the nation’s hero power!’
That was roughly the idea.
Breast Seohyun checked her smartphone
The message sent to Lena was unread.
She clicked on her profile picture.
It was a photo taken with Kim Taeyang.
The guy sticking his tongue out lazily behind Lena.
He suddenly felt his hands and feet shaking.
Tears obscured my vision.
My breathing became difficult.
“Chairman! Are you okay?!”
“Wow… Ah, yes… It’s okay. Thinking about the fear Lena must be feeling right now, her hands and feet were shaking, her tears were falling, and her head was pounding…”
“Oh my god…”
The women in the car suddenly started crying.
“I’m crying too…”
“Why am I crying all of a sudden?”
“Because you cry, I cry too.”
“Oh, that’s annoying. Really, everyone should die…”
The reason why tears suddenly started pouring down was all because of Hannam!
“Lena. Just wait a moment. I’ll get you out of that hell…”
Seohyun Bang chanted in a trembling voice,
The women were sobbing.
But they didn’t know.
The fact that Lena was planning her urinary climax.
*
Ark’s main auditorium.
It was crowded with students who had been forcibly convened.
Seohyun breast and her subordinates were on the stage.
“Hello. My name is Seohyun Bang, and I am the president of the Starlight Women’s Solidarity, a paper weapon promotional ambassador, and the current green eco low-carbon hero. Nice to meet you.”
“…”
The reaction was cold.
It had to be that way.
Most ARC students support Kim Tae-yang.
When a feminist came to the sow’s den, it was a strange thing to be welcomed.
But who is Seohyun Bang?
A master of mental victory who can shout ‘Hannam dies!’ Even if he trips and falls on the stairs!
‘They ignore me because I’m a woman… ‘This school is terrible.’
The reason she is ignored is not because she is incompetent.
Because I am a woman!
That’s why Seohyun Bang wasn’t scared at all.
“Paper weapons perform no worse than regular weapons…”
But the world is wide and there are many crazy bitches.
A silver-haired woman quietly raising her hand.
It was Seol Ha-rin, a first-year elite and also known as Kim Tae-yang’s closest associate.
“Paper weapons are not eco-friendly.”
Seohyun Bang’s eyebrows twitched.
“What do you mean?”
Seol Harin adjusted her glasses and poured out her words.
“It takes about 120 megajoules (MJ) of energy to make one paper weapon. This is enough to keep a 100-watt light bulb on for about 33 hours. On the other hand, making a normal weapon requires only 40 megajoules of energy on average. This is because hero weapons are produced in factories, but they are also farmed in dungeons. In other words, paper weapons consume more than three times more energy than regular straws.”
It wasn’t like I was watching or reading anything.
Seol Ha-rin was staring directly at Yoo Bang Seo-hyun the entire time she was speaking.
There was a good reason for the admiration from those around us.
‘Let’s not panic. Debate is momentum.’
Of course, Seohyun Bang was not one who would easily step down.
“Audience? Student… ? Anyway, may I ask a question first?”
“Suddenly asking a reverse question? Well, do it.”
“Are you familiar with waste separation and recycling?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. Thank you for your reply. So, questioner? “I guess you realized that what you said was wrong.”
Roughly speaking, this meant that paper is more beneficial to the environment because it is recyclable and biodegradable.
However, she still did not have a convincing answer.
“Have you done the calculation?”
“Yes… ?”
“Have you calculated the percentage that can actually be recycled, the cost of the recycling process, and the real value of recycled paper? Just because it’s a paper weapon doesn’t necessarily mean it’s better than a regular weapon.”
“Well, first, good point? Question… ? Anyway, thank you…”
My voice started to tremble.
The momentum has already passed.
If the opponent had been a man, he could have accused her of being a woman and started a mud fight.
‘Why does a woman tackle a woman and do such a damn thing?’
Seohyun Yoo, who thought the world was divided into men and women, felt that this whole situation was just unfair.
At that time, another female student next to Seol Ha-rin raised her hand.
‘Lena… !’
Lena Erandel.
Seohyun Bang’s friend from her school days.
She was so happy to see her face.
‘Lena is trying to help me!’
I felt relieved that reinforcements had appeared.
However, Lena’s expression was cold.
“I know you are always working to promote women’s human rights, but if paper weapons are so good, shouldn’t they be applied to women first, rather than piloting them to men?”
“Yes… ?”
“Or is it because of the calculation that it is more efficient to provide high-quality weapons to superior males before inferior females? If so, setting aside the efficiency of paper weapons, I would like to praise the policy direction itself. In fact, women’s more appropriate role is to wear short skirts and support men.”
“?”
She was a breast Seohyun who had never felt dizzy before.
She also knows herself well.
Feminist + environmental activist + cat mom.
She is the one who has gathered only the elements that people in the world hate and persecute.
That’s why Seohyun Bang was able to not lose to anyone.
Because no one in the world was crazier than you.
Because I’m the biggest crazy dog in this area!
But here.
‘What on earth is this crazy bitch talking about?’ …’
I am the most normal!!!!!
How can the president of a feminist civic group and green eco low-carbon hero look normal?!!!!!
“Well, for now, I will continue the presentation…”
“Please answer the questions first. So, those paper weapons are said to be coated with a special coating. I wonder if they can be recycled even after that.”
“As part of our women’s policy, we provide cosplay costumes such as cheerleading uniforms and bunny girl outfits! You will be able to inspire male heroes in the field!”
“No, that’s misogyny…” …”
“Why is this misogyny? Wouldn’t you rather be happy if you receive attention and are liked by men? Requiring female heroes to wear cosplay costumes is not misogyny, but ‘women’s welfare’ ♡”
“…”
‘Reality’ is different.
Seohyun Bang’s briefing session was turning into a mess.
*
“Caron. “I need to summon the monsters of the underworld.”
Seolhajeong said while looking at the silver coin.
Her constellation, Charon.
It was a constellation that helped the dead cross the River Styx through a duck boat rental business.
Now that he has been completely defeated by Kim Tae-yang in business, he has thrown away all his old duck boats.
Now, boats were transporting the dead on the River Styx at a low price.
Charon depicted on the coin moved.
“Monster? “Who?”
“Bone dragon and hydra would be fine.”
“I’ll put you on standby, so just wait a moment.”
The bone dragon’s teeth grip strength.
And Hydra’s acidic solution was sufficient for preparation.
“Kkekekeke. It’s been a while since I met a rotten sow. Can’t you wait to see how much more it has rotted?”
It took some time to summon the sublingual tablet.
That’s why she sent Seol Harin and Lena in advance to take time.
“I think it will take about 10 minutes. Time is running out… “Would you like to take a step out of the bathroom?”
“Hey. You can’t cum in 10 minutes with four years of crappy wooden paper. Besides, you have to meet a mini sow, right?”
Chloe went to pick up the lake fairy.
Because she is majoring in Dungeon Biology, she has permission to enter the fairy forest.
“But if you drink the urine of that lake nymph, will you really become unable to hold in urination?”
“They say so. I’ve never tried it, but Lena said that it takes effect within a minute after drinking it. They say the effect is so great that it flows out without even having to walk to the bathroom. The amount pouring out is enormous. “I guess you said it was about 10 times the amount of urine you normally see?”
“Hey, hey!! Isn’t it crazy that I urinate 10 times more than I normally do?!! Disqualified from being human!!! The fountain passed!!!!!”
Anyway, why did Lena drink something like that? …
Chloe came back just then.
“Sun. Sent the fairy to the auditorium. Soon, I will urinate on Seohyun Yoo’s tumbler without anyone knowing.”
“The summoning side is also ready.”
Everything is ready.
Ark is my school and humanity’s last bastion.
I won’t let people like eco-feminists mess it up.
But no matter what… I think urinating naked and climaxing in front of the entire school is a bit harsh…
“But I don’t know if this will be enough. “I don’t think Seohyun Yoo’s condition is so serious that she won’t be able to come to her senses just by urinating naked.”
“I think so too, sir. Wouldn’t it be better to teach Seohyun Yoo the pleasures of Maso?”
“Major pleasure?”
“Once you kidnap Taeyang and have his dick stuck in your face, strangled, and spanked, you’ll end up forgetting things like feminism.”
“As expected, Chloe is hot. That side is more persuasive. Let’s consider it if this operation fails.”
Sublingual tablets agree with Chloe’s plan.
Of course I had no intention of doing something crazy like that.
“Uh, hey. That’s a crime…”
“If you stop midway, it’s a crime, but if you don’t stop until your brain goes crazy, you’re just telling me what feels good, right?”
“Hey, hey…”
I don’t know what else to say… !!
Breast Seohyun!!!
You are so unlucky!!!
How on earth did you get caught by these trash?!!!!
