Chapter 271 – The Ancient Fucking Magus
“Huh, huh.”
“Ha, ha, ha.”
The two of us arrived at the section just before the summit. Even after coming this far, abnormal monsters attacked us without any chance.
“Auntie, if you’re tired, shall we rest?”
“Noisy! Are you still lively?”
“Hey, King Chiman. I don’t want to see my aunt having a hard time.”
My aunt scratched her head for a moment at the comment I made.
And he hesitated.
“Okay, then promise.”
“Yes?”
“If this job goes well, we’ll have sex while rolling around in the snow.”
“… Why is it only about sex?”
“Because you’re a devil?”
“To be exact, he is a devil hero. A pure love devil too!”
It was unfair. The world doesn’t recognize me.
Is there anywhere more pure love than me? This is how they care for their heroines!
“Ugh, anyway…”
The aunt moves ahead as if she is pathetic.
I just followed behind him. Looking at my aunt’s plump butt line.
The higher you go, the more high-level monsters there are.
It was really strange.
It was so scared that its eyes couldn’t focus, and it was attacking us cruelly.
How on earth did this heterogeneous energy spread?
What if you see such powerful monsters not even being able to use swords?
‘Something definitely intervened in this.’
Let’s go! Let’s go!
It was very difficult to run while stepping on accumulated snow.
However, as I recklessly flew through the sky, the snow wind became stronger. If she lost her balance, she could worry her aunt.
After defeating countless monsters, something finally appeared.
It was a shabby cabin.
“Hut?”
“Nephew, your energy got stronger over there!”
Kkeikik, teok!
Someone came out of the cabin at just the right time.
Strangely enough, he was a human wizard.
He was a gray-skinned old man with dark circles.
I thought it was undead because of its skin color, but I didn’t feel the undead’s characteristic odor.
The purple smooth robe he was wearing had letters written on it.
With characters that are difficult to interpret.
In the first place, the fraud spread rapidly from that wizard.
‘Weird. It’s clearly a human, but I can’t feel the mana, and it’s replaced by fraud?’
Is that really a person? Is it just a shell of a human being?
The wizard brushed his white beard and opened his mouth.
“I heard it was a mess from the bottom up, so maybe it was the dogs of the empire!”
They were calling us the dogs of the empire. The aunt snorted at her.
Uh, wait.
A wizard who looks like that and talks like that?
‘It’s hard to use my head after such a long time. Where have you seen it before?’
I couldn’t even see that wizard because of the snow and wind.
One eye was not normal. A golden inverted cross was engraved in place of the pupil.
There is only one wizard who looks like that in my memory.
The aunt shouted indignantly.
“I heard that monsters have been strangely occurring around here recently. “You were the cause, wizard!”
“Hehe, thank you for acknowledging my achievements. It feels rewarding!”
“What crazy talk! You who threaten peace will be summarily punished!”
“Summary disposition? Who? You guys? By what right?”
A wizard tilting his head and glaring at us with wide eyes.
I get it. That bastard, why not now!
‘That wizard already died before the main story started and was sealed with the blood of the royal family?’
Monster Wizard Jajireth.
Its name and identity.
Originally, Jazireth was the head of a secret group of wizards called Heart Zero.
He was a young boy who became a eunuch to learn powerful magic.
He was a man who summoned high-ranking demons and undead from the other world, took their power, and made them his slaves.
In the setting, the pre-war emperor cut off the guy’s head, and under the premise that the royal family would prosper forever, it was sealed in the blood of the imperial family and could not be resurrected.
It definitely has to be that way.
‘Why is he so alive and well?’
I’m sure he’s dead.
That’s because there are traces of sewing on that guy’s neck, as if a severed doll’s head was attached.
It was truly hideous. If I had seen it right in front of my nose, I would have lost my taste for food.
But I didn’t understand this situation.
The resurrection of a legendary wizard who should have died, and the strange occurrence of monsters.
Why are they doing this?
I stepped forward. I gritted my teeth and asked the guy a question.
“Hey. You’re dead. “How did you wake up?”
“Wait a minute, nephew. Do you know that person?”
“That guy is Jaziless.”
“What? Now that I think about it, my eyes… ! That monster wizard Jajiresu?!”
An astonished aunt. I guess I couldn’t see it properly because of the snow and wind.
At my words, my aunt continued to tear open the jar.
Rather, Jajiresu, who was asked, smiled broadly.
Just like a local old man loving a passing child.
“It’s pretty good, it’s pretty good.”
“South Korea is a swarm of laws.”
“Heh, you know me as a kid. I won’t kill you in particular, but I will make you my slave!”
“It’s a pity, but I like people like the straight-laced witch. “I don’t like sour smelling wizards like you.”
When I countered with a sharp retort, Jaji Les clicked his tongue and his expression scrunched up.
What are you going to do if you crumple like that?
What can you do?
“Therefore… Don’t give a damn and just answer. “You bastard.”
“Hehe, that’s because I got my strength back! Uhehehehahahaha!”
Jajiresu spits out a roar so loud that the entire snow mountain trembles.
His smile was enough to make the blowing snowy wind disappear.
It seemed as if his whole body was covered with fraud and even madness.
And, I could see it from behind.
Silhouettes resembling the devil appeared one by one like shadows.
Although they were only silhouettes, I felt a certain gaze from them.
He narrowed his eyes and shot.
“The more accurate reason is that the royal blood has become thinner, so that’s probably why he woke up. Is it wrong?”
“Hoo… “I hate quick-witted kids.”
“Why did you summon a demon and become a eunuch yourself in order to discover the source of magic?”
“Really… What an annoying little guy. After all, you have to be my slave!”
I didn’t want to be a slave, and I especially didn’t want to be a slave to that guy.
She winked at her aunt.
“Auntie, you just have to kill that bastard.”
“But how did you wake up? “The royal family hasn’t been cut off yet?”
“The current emperor is half an asshole. That in itself probably caused the concentration of blood to weaken, causing the person to wake up.”
“Ah… !”
My aunt nodded as if she understood only then. My aunt said she probably didn’t see much of the emperor’s asshole behavior.
If it were me, I would have seen it a lot.
The reason he does that is because he is inherently stupid.
The fact that he has light blood as a member of the royal family probably also plays a role.
But how did it happen? Can blood be light?
‘Is this a child born from the Empress’s affair?’
Then, this explains why the current emperor is different from the previous emperor Meshirai.
They say a tiger never gives birth to a dog.
Hehe, I guess I’ll have to show it to you now. My power to the dogs of the empire!”
Whoo, whoo! Paaaaangpan!
Jajiresu screamed and began to use black magic.
A slowing curse was applied, or a bomb made of fraud was blown and exploded.
Sometimes, demonic figures appeared like shadows and attacked.
Of course, it was enough to split them all apart at dawn.
In the first place, there was no way that neither the body nor the shadow could defeat the holy sword.
At times like this, my relationship with Dawn is really strange.
‘If it weren’t for this, I wouldn’t be where I am today.’
When you cut down the demons from the front, Auntie provided support fire from behind.
In particular, crystallizing the monsters that had come up to this point made him look like a cider every time.
Damn it!
“Hmph, on the topic of monsters!”
“Hey, aunt.”
The image of a haughty aunt, Jo Haa.
I happily cut the shadows of monsters and demons.
Maybe it was the first time in a while that I was cutting without stopping, but I felt like I was in a good mood.
“Your enemy is not just me!”
Jajires spread out his robe. Then, the demons who had been enslaving them finally appeared in their true form.
Kuguuuuung!
They charged like bulls. I greeted him resolutely and killed him with as little as he could reach.
Squeak, Puhwaak! Kagagak!
“Whoa, whoa!”
Poop!
“Ugh!”
A fist the size of a rock suddenly approached from the side. I was pushed back, blocking the dawn.
It was a gigantic goat-shaped devil with skinned wings.
Even at first glance, the level seemed high.
“Goat head, are you crazy?”
“Gweeenn!”
A demon making strange noises and punching me. I dodged to the side and climbed on his arm to close the distance.
Ride, ride!
He ran as fast as a squirrel, and even the devil was smart.
Instead, it flapped its wings and shook me off. It fluttered in the air and barely managed to keep its balance.
Then the guy’s fist came closer. I tried to become invincible and use the Dawn Caliber.
“Dawn… Gagging!
I got hit by the guy’s fist and fell to the ground.
The area where it hit felt tingling.
It was strange. It was so strange.
‘What, why am I taking damage? He doesn’t have anything? Why is my invincibility… ?’
While I was panicking, my aunt was pushing away the demons by herself.
A decision had to be made before the goat demon landed.
Jaji Les looked around at the battlefield and clicked her tongue.
“Well, it’s not my way. I can’t help it. You will be eaten by the magical depths!”
What kind of bullshit is this?
I was thinking about using that method.
Suddenly the whole place turned black.
“Zaziresu, what dirty trick did you use? Fuck you!”
When I shouted, Jajiresu just smiled broadly.
That fucking smile is real.
“Kyaaaaa!”
“Aunt, aunt!”
Both my aunt and I began to be sucked into the pitch-black space. Like a black hole, we were swallowed up in an instant.
And then, consciousness turned off.
