Chapter 162 – 162. Gobble Boy
“Puhaaaaa~~~ I will live~~! I’m going to live now~”
“Oh, is that so?”
“Mum mum mum-!!”
“You eat again! How many plates are you eating right now!”
“Isn’t it blind-eyed Jun-woo Gu?”
“Swallow everything in your mouth and tell me!”
“Hmm? Creepy clap clap clap!!!!”
“Ah! That’s what I ordered!!”
A blue-haired, silver-haired woman inhaling a lot of food displayed on a table in a medieval tavern.
Her storm inhalation eventually took away even the food I ordered and started eating it.
“Whoa~ Happiness~♡ This satiety is happiness~♡”
“Are you happy?”
“Huh! Here’s another one of the best menu items!!”
“Eat again!!”
Smiling happily in the world, she ordered more to see if she was still lacking, and fell asleep.
“Do you know what you are eating right now?”
“Yes?”
“… The food you are in your mouth right now.. Where did you get it from..?”
“Mum-mum- I brought it because there was an empty seat next to me?”
“That belongs to another guest!”
“They are out! It’s mine now! Even you won’t give it to me!”
“I won’t take it!”
This woman.. Just now she has emptied 7 plates of food.
Even so, she covets not only additional orders but also grilled skewers left over from eating by other customers next to her.
“This is a restaurant that cooks monsters.”
“Yes? Monster?”
“Yeah demon”
This is a tavern that cooks all sorts of monsters such as kobolds and goblins.
It is a store that ordinary women hate to the point of fainting.
“Then what about this skewer?”
“Kobold Liver”
“What’s on the table here?”
“The heart of a goblin, the body of a slime, the flesh of a worm, in short, a spider monster, a snake monster, a caterpillar monster, a frog monster.”
If you are an ordinary woman, you will vomit immediately.
“Okay…”
“If you understand, stop now ㅁ..”
“Add recommended menu here!!”
“Do it again!!!!”
Now, knowingly telling her to do so, she ate all the skewers the customer had left in her hand.
“Sorry, I don’t skip food! Mmm~♡ Satisfaction is the best~♡”
“Oh, yes!”
When the extra food she ordered arrived, she went back into her feeding mode and inhaled her food.
He eats a lot too!
If you eat one meal like this, you will surely become a beggar. Ah.. Is that why you went hungry?
“I’ll put the money here. I am going now”
“Yes? Father’s Law!!”
“Why again? And swallow the food in your mouth and speak”
“Gulp! I haven’t even paid you yet, so what are you going to do if I go!”
“The case is a piece of shit. Did you know that you have no money right now? I’m going”
“Aaaaa!”
She grabbed hold of the hem of my pants and fell over.
“I will never let you go!!”
“No no! You don’t even need to complain?! And it would be embarrassing to do this in a restaurant!! Pants stretch!!”
She was kicked out of her store because she desperately grabbed the hem of my pants and dragged me to pay for it somehow.
Damn… I’d just leave it alone…
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“Hey, you got kicked out because of you.. I’m a regular there..”
“Then why are you abandoning me! Mumble mumble..”
“Eat like that and eat again!! Where did you get that from again!”
“Mum mum mum-!!!”
“He eats so hard!!”
Before I knew it, she brought me a piece of bread and began to eat it hastily in front of my eyes.
I ate so much and I eat well…
“I bought it with the money I received earlier!”
“Yes, proud! And if you have any money, give it back!”
Shit… I really should just ignore it and go home… I want to serve Ruchelle’s food, so I want to make her see horny angels in heaven!
Her eyebrows and eyes are also silver with a hint of blue, just like her own hair.
That’s interesting..
“Are you not hungry? Do you go in without end?”
“Thank you for being able to eat!”
As she lifted the bread up, her eyes twinkled as if she had some kind of faith.
If you really keep your mouth shut, you look amazing and pretty because of your hair color.
How to say, this woman’s appearance is one of the top ones I’ve ever seen. She has a beauty that can be compared to Adele.
She’s dressed like an academy uniform and calls for a black cloak, but I can’t fool her eyes.
This woman has perfect body too! Just like Adele!
“It’s difficult to stare at it like that…”
“Oh sorry”
“Kuhm! Well-well-! Gulp! Ah~ I ate it all~ Happiness~♡”
“Now go for real. Save the remaining money and don’t eat too much.
“No! They haven’t made a case yet!”
“It’s okay. Then, after a great success, did you come to me?”
“It’s not a big deal~ Ah, wait a minute~ Uh~ let’s see~”
She groped her own inside pockets or the inside of her cloak, and speeded up this thin skirt… Um?
She’s looking really every nook and cranny right up to the inside of her skirt now.
“Sto oh oh oh!!!”
“To?”
“Why are you looking there!! What the hell!! Are you going to take out your panties!”
“Panties? What is it? You wanted panties? If that’s the case, hold on-“
“Oh no! Women don’t take off their panties on the side of the road!”
“Then wait a minute… Ah! Read it!”
In the end, the place she found was none other than the back neck.
Putting her hand on the nape of her neck, she pulled out the object she was looking for.
What she took out was a rather small book.
No, why are you taking it out of there..? That’s the nape of your neck!
“I’ll give you this in return!”
“Ah yes..”
She hands over her book with an arrogant attitude beyond her confidence.
“That book is the latest version, so it’s fresh!”
“Haha.. Fresh..?”
Haha this woman is crazy!
Having received the book with a simple navy blue cover she gave me, I really went on my way this time.
“Bye bye~ see you later~”
“Another look! Save your money!”
After parting, she walked different paths with light steps and I with steps that say everything is annoying.
—-
Hideout.
“Come. Is it later than expected? Where else did you spend the night with a woman?”
“It’s too late though! What if the person who made the appointment is late! Horny monkey!”
“Hey..! Bar, horny monkey-!”
I arrived at a room in their maze-like hideout and the seven women who were waiting for me.
Eight seats at a large marble round table. The women staring at me, leaving a spot for me, each had their own characteristics.
Confident, perverse, coquettish, lively, cowardly, heavy, and positivity (male and female).
As soon as I sat down, Lane immediately opened her mouth.
“Kuhm! Then let’s start right away A person who agrees with the ‘Assassination of Count Goto or Asval’ in the Kingdom of Cityria”
The meeting that started right away silenced the noisy girls.
A total of 5 people, including me, raised their hands silently at her words.
Those who oppose it are Ilionne and the Bard.
“There are many supporters, so let’s follow the majority opinion”
“Ha.. I don’t know what to do? Red’s failed assassination attempts before have put him on high alert. At that time, there was also an underground passage, and the players there did not move directly, but in this case, we cannot rule out damage.”
“The bard is right. Moreover, the players over there are one level higher than us in terms of level and experience.”
“Okay. Is it really worth the damage on our part? Do you think I am?”
“Then let me tell you something.”
Bard tried his own persuasion, but after hearing my answer, he all agreed.
“Players on the Goto or Asval side are also related to the princesses in the kingdom. And my main quest also has to do with princesses. I don’t know because each role is set, but my quest now is to become friendly with the princesses in the kingdom.”
“Hey! You shouldn’t have to say that sooner!! What have I said so far!”
The bard who jumped up from his chair and hit the table looked like a child because he was a dwarf and was short.
“Ugh! It’s not okay to yell at adult conversations!”
“This guy is ignoring me again and damn it!!”
“Poop!”
“Hey, are you laughing?”
As you can see, the Japanese player Himari next to her seemed to be a woman who looked down on the bard quite a bit.
To put it another way, her style is that of a hot-blooded athlete that can be seen in Japanese anime. I.E. Exercise bar.
“Yeah, but it’s keukkeuh..! Truly a child!”
“Boss, wait a minute, hey, follow you outside and I’ll treat you right away”
“Pupu~ Violence is prohibited between members of the organization~”
“Huh Gyaaaaagh!!! Annoying!! Being treated like a child is annoying!!!!!!”
In the end, thanks to the bard who lost her reason, the meeting was stopped.
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Which place.
Heheung~ heheung~✩”
A mysterious silver-haired woman is servicing her equipment alone in a quiet room.
The only things that come out of her clothes are various types of books and various pens.
“Ah! Right. Did you have this too?”
She belatedly took out the money bag he had handed to her from her back pocket and checked the remaining money.
6 gold coins. It’s enough money to not starve to death for a while.
“I must have been very worried. Be cute♡”
Including the things she brought with her…
After checking everything, including the ‘one shabby book’, I put it inside her cloak like magic.
“Whew~ I wish I could have helped you like this, right? I’m sorry~ I’m tired~ I need to sleep”
A book she picked up again after lying down on the bed.
She looked at a shabby book and made plans for the future.
