Chapter 422 – Side Story – As Soon as You Step on the Path (5)
What weapon should I use?
It would be nice to just use whatever you can find, but now that an opportunity like this has arisen, people want to try using weapons that are different from usual.
However, if you have something in mind… There was nothing like that.
I have to decide from now on.
There are several conditions.
First, do not use blades. Because you could accidentally cause fatal injury.
There is no rule that says you should never kill. There is just an unspoken promise not to kill anyone, if possible.
Still, if there is an additional goal, it is the gamer’s psychology to want to achieve it. Let’s be careful if possible.
Second, it should not be commonly seen.
If the sword doesn’t work, use the mace! The same simple conclusion cannot be reached. Because it’s not fun.
And finally, thirdly, it must be something that I can get now.
In fact, this was the most important and difficult condition.
No matter how brilliant an idea you come up with, it’s meaningless if I can’t find it.
Is there an object that satisfies all three conditions?
Even I was skeptical and looked through the inventory window for a while, and then something caught my eye…
It was a dildo.
That deal is also correct. A female masturbator that literally looks like shit. No, I don’t know if there are other dildos besides that.
If you ask why I carry a dildo in my inventory… Rather, I would like to ask whether it is strange for a woman to carry a female masturbation device.
Normally, I would hide it in my house or room, but since I was walking around without a proper base until recently, I don’t have that kind of space.
Rather, it is much safer to have inventory where you can’t get caught unless you take it out, rather than a house where there is a risk of being caught if someone searches through it.
Anyway, if you think about it carefully, this dildo was surprisingly a useful weapon. They say that in real life there used to be a soejjamae.
First, thanks to the moderate curves and unevenness, the grip feels better than expected. Should I say it is truly an ergonomic design?
Since it is an item used in one of the most delicate and sensitive parts of the human body, it is natural that it is carefully treated to prevent any damage.
And above all, the dildo in this game world even has the function of adjusting its length and thickness by inserting magical power.
Literally Yeouibong… No, it was a female dildo.
They say that technological advancement is achieved through war and sex, and that was exactly what they said.
This is why I went into battle with a dildo.
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“Krraaaaa!!”
“It means destroying everything… !”
“Kahahaha!!!”
In the morning, as soon as the day dawned, we finished a somewhat inadequate meal and headed straight to the enemy camp.
The sight of the Orcs acting as if they were impatient to fight made me wonder if they were being too hasty, but it was exactly in the middle of both camps that they encountered an enemy tribe approaching from the other side.
The opposing tribe also acted the same way.
As soon as they could recognize each other’s faces, the orcs from both camps rushed towards each other, shouting, without even having to say which side went first.
“Sister. I’m coming! Crrrr… !!”
Chief Orc, now he handed over the position of chieftain to me and became a great warrior, so he grabbed his weapon and charged with excitement.
The battle took place without any strategy, just a clash of forces. It was a hot and refreshing fight that was worth watching.
“Okay then. Let’s see…”
But I couldn’t participate in the fight comfortably. Even though he is the chief of a tribe.
Because he was the chief, he had to take care of himself, not for the same reason as fellow human beings. In an orc fight, the chief stands at the forefront, not a coward who hides behind other orcs.
There was one reason why I couldn’t jump into the fight. The human army I saw yesterday.
It wasn’t something he had done more than once or twice, taking advantage of the Orcs’ concentration on fighting to chant large-scale magic.
It is unforgivable for the military to invade the exciting fight between orcs.
Let’s fight orcs against orcs, and humans against humans.
I stayed close to our camp, hid myself, and watched closely the human army visible beyond the enemy camp.
A few people left the main unit and looked closely at the surroundings, as if they were also wary of what happened yesterday.
But they couldn’t find me until the end and turned back. This was partly because my body was much smaller than the large orc running rampant in front of me, and partly because of the sandy dust unique to the wasteland.
And when they finally concluded that there was no one there, the army gathered together like it was yesterday and started chanting magic.
Yesterday, I was too preoccupied with watching the fight and discovered it late, but today I was able to notice it right away.
Then, let’s go straight to the mess.
Knock.
I lightly tapped the back of the orc in front of me. After beating it, it occurred to me, what if this is an orc from the opponent’s tribe? My kids haven’t all memorized it yet.
“Kruk? Sister? What happened?”
Fortunately, that wasn’t the case.
He looked at the orc’s still indistinguishable face and pointed beyond the opposing tribe.
“Throw me over there. As far as possible.”
“Krrr…”
The orc scratched his cheek with a stupid expression. Yet, he followed my instructions without any hesitation.
“Get on.”
The orc sat down on the outstretched palm. The ride wasn’t very good, but it wasn’t a long ride.
And then the orc took his stance…
Wedge!
It flew through the sky at such a speed that it would be better to say it was ejected rather than thrown.
“… !”
A strong wind pressure hit my face like I was riding a roller coaster. I suppressed the urge to even cheer.
Numerous orcs passed by below me. Several people even opened their mouths when they saw me passing overhead.
And by quickly jumping over those orcs, the enemy human unit quickly grew in size.
The unit had just entered the magic synchronization stage.
The landing point was slightly modified to aim for a woman who looked like the commander of the unit. This isn’t difficult if you do it well with magic power.
When I was less than a few meters away from the unit commander, the unit commander belatedly noticed the shadow casting from the sky and looked up at me.
I got caught. But it wasn’t a big problem. It was already too late to do anything.
“Ah…”
Bah!
What did the unit commander mean?
It could have been ‘no’, one of the top 4 essential words in Korean, or it could have simply been a case of people opening their mouths in surprise. Either way, it didn’t really matter anymore.
As soon as the commander’s mouth opened, the dildo was brought down on the commander’s head.
The dildo, which was full of magical power, performed its intended role more than it appeared on the outside.
Anyway, you made the girl go away. It may not be the climax, but somewhere close to the underworld, but let’s overlook that as a minor error.
And I had no intention of killing him. He was reasonably good with his hands, and he was even wearing a helmet, so he wouldn’t die from a single hit from a dildo.
“Commander?!”
As the unit commander collapsed, confusion spread among the unit members who noticed my intrusion.
Should I continue the magic I was preparing, should I take care of the fallen commander, or should I deal with the intruder first?
The unit members, who suddenly lost their superior while concentrating on magic, were unable to respond appropriately and panicked.
And that confusion was fatal at the magic synchronization stage.
“… Cough!”
One of the unit members, who didn’t know what to do, vomited bloody gastric juice from his mouth and fell forward.
Starting with that member of the unit, more and more unit members fell down one after another.
This is because the magic power synchronization process, which must be carried out most delicately, was interrupted, and the magic power flowed back.
There were only a few people who could withstand the backflow of magical power and stand on their own two feet.
After clearing them out, I also joined the orcs’ fight.
The fight, which had been tense, suddenly tipped the scales thanks to my participation.
It was a victory for our tribe.
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“I won! It’s victory!”
After the battle, Daejeon raised his arms and roared in joy.
Since you’re so happy, it’s worth it for me to try my best.
By the way…
“Hasn’t your way of speaking become simpler?”
Would you say he was a little more intelligent when he was a chieftain? I think it was a dignified tone in its own way.
When I asked, Daejeon suddenly answered with a somewhat vague expression.
“The chief… It’s bothering. It was troublesome and a headache.”
Daejeonsa’s response like that gave the impression of a family man who was tired of social life. Even though it’s an orc.
“I think I now understand why the previous chieftains quit their jobs after a few years and went on a trip…”
“Ah Okay. Because I understand.”
Since he felt like he would see something rare called the Gloomy Orc at this rate, he paused.
Fortunately, after changing the topic, Daejeon quickly regained his energy.
“Anyway, it’s a win! Sister. Let’s throw a banquet! It’s a victory banquet!”
“Banquet? That’s fine. “Go and get the kids ready.”
“Aren’t you going?”
“I still have some work left to do. “I will attend when everything is finished.”
“Is it… It’s hard being a chieftain. I understand.”
The Great Master looked at me with strangely pitiful eyes and left. For some reason, it looked like I wanted to hit him.
“Ugh. “What are you going to say to the orc?”
I shook my head to shake off my unpleasant feelings and headed toward the tent where the prisoners were gathered.
The human unit was stripped of all its equipment and was left in their underwear with their hands and feet tied.
The orcs calmly admitted defeat and let them go, but human troops are not as simple as orcs. If left as is, they were definitely the ones who would stab you in the back.
“Where, then…” Wow.”
As soon as I entered the tent, spit mixed with blood flew out. After narrowly avoiding it, the unit commander clicked his tongue while still being tied up tightly.
“Tch.”
“Isn’t it too sharp? “I just want to ask you a few questions.”
However, the attitude of the unit commander was extremely stubborn.
“No matter what you say, we won’t be able to open our mouths! “You slut who stuck with this orc!”
Oh.
How did you know?
