Chapter 6 – The Serpent in the Garden of Eden -1-
The place we arrived at was a seemingly ordinary village with old people, young women and children.
The center of the village that was dragged like that.
After a while, the big bandit from earlier opened his mouth.
“Tell me honestly. I was going to kill you guys.”
That means don’t kill.
Fortunately, my journey won’t end in this nameless forest village.
It was still too soon to be sure of survival, but a sense of relief enveloped me nonetheless.
“But there is a lot of opposition. We don’t have enough workers at the moment, so help us with the work here. If so, I’ll release you someday.”
Women milk the goats, men farm.
‘…… But isn’t it rather a good thing?’
Although briefly, I was an ace farmer.
Because I stayed awake studying languages and farming potatoes in order to be accepted by the girl who was destined for me.
‘If I do my job well, at least I won’t starve.’
Then, I sneakily looked around and saw that no one was underweight.
There are more people in the village than I thought, so wouldn’t there be at least one young widow?
As long as they brushed their jaws well, they would not be accused of heresy, and they would not be put on the guillotine in the square as crazy bastards different from them.
‘Because there’s no guards or goddess church here.’
And if it were a widow living in a town like this.
‘The wife of a bandit who ran after looting first.’
Hmm.
I did some moral calculations in my head.
Its calculation speed was so fast that it surpassed the entry-level Casio scientific calculator.
‘Judgment, and sentencing.’
Justification.
Suddenly, Ben jumped out and screamed through his pants.
“Look. We gave everything you said! Please release me!”
‘Oh no, fuck.’
I really didn’t want to see it, but I kept getting nervous, so I looked it up and saw that there were 7 balls sticking out.
It’s because Ben is wearing tight panties.
“No. Not everything I still gave up my life… For a moment.”
The bandit, whose eyes were like eagles, frowned even more as he looked at Ben’s balls.
“You’re hiding something there.”
The bandit, confident in seeing Ben backing away in surprise, strode forward.
“Wait a minute! This is what you think— uhhhhh!”
The bandit tore off Ben’s panties with a hand the size of a bear’s paw without hesitation and picked up Ben’s giant balls that had fallen to the ground.
“To be stupid. Even if you hide the dinar, you can never escape from here anyway.”
Then, instead of covering up his ungainly cock, Ben sprinted at the bandit like a mad asshole to retrieve his moneybag.
“Give it back! That’s my— uhhh!”
In an instant, Ben passed out after being hit with a thrush by a bandit.
The bandit, who looked at him pathetically, opened the bag.
“No matter how unlucky you are to touch your underwear, if you hid the dinar like this…….”
The bandit, who was dumbfounded for a moment after checking the contents, muttered a double voice.
Then, exhaling forcefully, he kicked the stunned Ben’s ribs and spat.
The open pouch was full of poop, placed on top of Ben’s moaning belly button.
* * *
Clearly, time is relative.
Time passed so damn slowly when I was a porter, but time passed very quickly here.
“Whoa. A week or so.”
That I came to this village, a little Garden of Eden.
Thanks to the hot sun, I wiped the sweat from my forehead and straightened my back.
“Haha. Is that all it is? Oh, let’s do the rest tomorrow.”
Gary, the head of the people in charge of farming, smiled broadly.
“Already? Aye, but I have to finish it. Go in first. I will do the rest.”
Gary also responded with a soft smile to my cool, unpretentious smile.
“This man. If you overdo it because you are young, you will break your back. Huh. Then every day, every night, like me to her wife…….”
Murmuring, Gary’s neck tightened like that of a turtle, and her complexion turned pale.
She pretended not to win. She put down the hoe and gave her Gary a pat on the back.
“Oh okay. Stay strong. Still better than me, a widower.”
Looking at the sun with her bitter face, Gary also patted me.
“I made a mistake in my words. I’m sorry, Ed. Oh, these eyes! Let’s stop now and go eat!”
Gary led the slowly assembled farmers to the town square.
I stand behind the farmers.
As a stranger, Gary left the rear of the group to me.
‘This is life.’
I feel a strong bond with them.
A common village where farming is done by clearing the forest and raising livestock.
Everyone except the elderly works here, and most of them gather together to eat at set times.
Good quality meals and homemade sake, not dirty stew.
It may look like fucking communism, but in this place where everyone is equal, there is no village chief.
Instead, Gary, who directs the farming personnel and does the same work himself, and Giles, my little blue bird, the peace officer who guided me to utopia.
It was tacit, but these two were leading the village.
However, other people are also motivated because they do not play around or monopolize something, but they take the lead first.
“Ed. You are here.”
Giles crossed his arms and looked down at me.
My first impression was that he looked like a fucking scary bear cub, but when I got to know him, he’s just a bit rough-mouthed and a bit harsh with his hands, but he’s kind-hearted.
Maybe?
He must be a nice guy because he doesn’t beat the villagers, including me.
“Ugh. What’s for dinner tonight?”
He shook his hand roughly and followed Giles, arms crossed, and he crumpled his face.
“Half words… No, what happened?”
As expected, Giles, who tried to ignore the unconscious sense of authority, was a very good guy.
As he moved away, he stood still, watching the busy crowd, when Ben came over to me.
“It is a very nice town.”
On the day of the kidnapping, Giles, who touched the poop bag thanks to Ben, suggested that the spigot turn and let this bastard take care of the poop.
But looking at Ben’s expression, he seemed to be happier than me.
“Ah fuck, go away.”
It smelled like it had been swimming in the poop.
I feel like I’m going to have a good time with the clear smell of poop right before eating.
Suddenly, Ben brought up a serious story.
“Delton told me last night. Let’s get out of here.”
He continued to tell the story as a secret.
“I have an old mother. Even if it’s a short time, I can’t leave you alone any longer.”
Now that I think about it, I didn’t hate Ben anymore.
Thanks to Ben, I got here.
I like shit a little, not a bad baby.
Yes, one can make some mistakes.
“So you want to escape?”
My words raised Ben’s eyebrows.
“Not at all. I like this place So I’m thinking of bringing my mother. But the problem is….”
The question is whether you will believe in yourself.
No matter how hard this village is to find, the location might be discovered at any chance.
To take such a risk, it would be wiser to ignore Ben’s request, which he still can’t trust.
“Where is your house? If you write it down and bring it to me, I’ll tell Giles to bring it to me. Oh, do you know how to write?”
But I’m different.
I was accepted as a member of this village with great speed.
This place had no knowledge of farming at all, and it was because they had converted the unkempt guys who had just thrown potatoes on the ground into potato growers.
Potatoes planted according to my method sprouted within a few days, and when I shared the innovative cultivation method, they finally acknowledged me.
“Really!? Thank you! This grace of mine must be….”
“Okay, lend me some perfume. And you know I can’t help it if Giles says no, right?”
The smell of feces on Ben’s body was so strong that the townsfolk suggested it, so Giles stopped by and bought two perfumes for him.
He nodded vigorously.
“What about borrowing, take one!”
Ben, who said he would bring it right away, took a few minutes to bring home address notes and herbal-scented oil, and left.
As I was waiting with it applied to her wrists and neck, a woman came up to me.
There is an abyss of unknown depth between her rich blonde hair and two huge breasts that are about to burst if touched.
It was clear that the maker of that tunic never intended to expose the cleavage like that.
As soon as I saw that ecosystem disruptor milk, I fell in love at first sight.
Marsilia, an angel of utopia with an innocent face, is different from Nardil, whose charm is maturity.
As she approached, she opened her mouth.
“Ed! Haven’t you eaten yet?”
The appearance of wondering if he was in a good mood stimulated his protective instinct.
“Did you bring it for me today? Thank you.”
He brought a wooden plate in his left hand and a wooden cup in his right hand.
After all, there are no bad guys among women with big breasts.
“You always come late. If it’s late, all the meat will disappear….”
At first glance, it may seem like they’re having a fling, but that’s absolutely not the case.
Marsilia is just a kind and kind person to everyone.
‘So please understand.’
This will be the first and last time I’ve done this to you.
‘Come out quickly.’
I don’t know if I should say it’s a pity, but Marsilia is not a widow, and she is a virgin who has not yet met the object of her destiny.
“Thank you for your consideration. Are you stewing meat and potatoes today?”
I took the plate and the glass, put it down on the floor, and started to control my emotions more quickly.
Please come out
“Eat quickly before it gets cold! So now I… Uh? Gwa, are you okay?”
Done.
A few tears leaked from her eyes as she remembered the dinar she had been robbed by her innkeeper, her freckles.
“Oh, nothing. Pretend you didn’t see… It just reminded me of her hometown, which was suddenly burned down….”
Perhaps from embarrassment, Marsilia rolled her eyes and tapped me on the shoulder.
“Uh, what do you do? Well… I’ll bring Giles…….”
It is now.
I believe in sweet Marsilia.
“Ke-huh! Ugh, I want to see my dead friends first!”
He immediately embraced Marsilia and slammed his head into her breastbone.
Wow, fuck.
Does it make sense that one breast is bigger than my head?
“Hey, cheer up! Oh, what to do…….”
Even though it was summer, Marsilia’s milk had no sweat, and it smelled soft and warm.
“Huh! Woo-woo-woo-uh, suhaa.”
For a long time, I breathed in the smell of milk until the meat and potatoes had cooled.
‘Delton……’
Chewing the cud of Delton trying to escape this paradise.
