Chapter 2 – Mirf of the Beginning
You’re fucking users in a variety of ways.
He stuck his head out and looked at the distant ground.
“…”
I just looked down and it made my hamstrings tingle.
Why did you designate a place like this as your starting point?
Since it’s a game, is there a hidden path?
Okay. Actually, this is a starting point and a hiding place for later.
I messed up the game For example, the production company’s consideration to hide in a place where no one knows when you become a wanted man… There would be no point.
In the first place, this worldview, according to the setting, most wizards can use levitation magic.
A place like this, with only high heights and poor bushes to cover your body, is a shelter? It’s nonsense.
Besides, in any game, beginners have to use a hidden road to go to the town of the beginning. The tutorial for that game where you can have Yu Da-hee as your girlfriend, or even more so, the tutorial was kinder than this one.
“Ha…”
But it’s thrilling
The pleasure of finding a hidden puzzle element and solving it is special.
And I’m a guy who prefers unconventional methods.
Do you know who I am? RPG game junkie? Wrong.
I’m a sucker for all games.
Among them, there was also a climbing game.
If you look closely at the cliff, there are enough places to hold it with your hands or step on it.
Good. Let’s try it.
I turned the longsword that was tied behind me so that I wouldn’t lean backwards, and slowly planted my feet on the cliff.
Aren’t you afraid? I’m kind of fearless.
And dying in the game is the only way to resurrect?
In addition, I fell a few times while playing climbing games, but now it’s hard to be scared.
Of course, there was a safety line in that game as well, but I like to play pervert.
This type of cliff climbed up and down the ridiculous mountain range dozens of times without a safety rope.
My confidence was not wrong.
I could feel myself approaching the ground at a fairly fast speed.
Sigh. A smile crept across his lips.
Good. It won’t be long.
There was a time when I thought so too.
“Heo-euk… Huh…”
It’s insanely hard
I didn’t know that the climbing game had infinite stamina… It’s very tight.
Where did you come from? Half came?
Even though it is a virtual reality game, it is not necessary to implement the limits of physical strength, right?
“Bad Goddess Year…”
Why drop it somewhere…
Looking up, it was so far away that I couldn’t even see the top of the cliff.
It feels like looking up at the invisible rooftop from the main entrance of a high-rise building.
The story that I can’t go up again now.
In the end, I had no choice but to go down on my trembling limbs with the fuck in my mouth.
Time passed and passed again.
The mouth smells sweet and the limbs are heavy.
It didn’t seem to move at all.
And, I still haven’t gone all the way down.
How much is left It’s been quite a while, right?
Maybe it’s almost come down?
But if I twist to look down, I feel like I’m about to fall.
My stamina was so low.
It’s a strange feeling.
Taste of air. A sticky, unpleasant feeling of sweat felt inside the body…
If I make a mistake, I feel the tension that I will fall headlong down the cliff and my body will be shattered…
I don’t have a fear of heights.
However, everyone will have experienced it.
A tingling sensation in the hamstrings when looking down from a high place with a low railing or a dangerously constructed facility.
Now, the pressure is so severe that it cannot be compared to that time.
There is no such thing as a safety rope.
Every time I took a step, a piece of stone bounced off, so I wondered if I might fall every time I stretched out my foot.
…A really good game.
In the climbing game, I did not feel the sensation of my flesh shaking and my hamstrings tingling. It’s just work… Or, the feeling of play was strong.
It seemed like reality.
If I die, I might really die, right? The thought makes my body freeze.
…It’s been a while.
At that time a few years ago, every day was full of thrills.
Feeling as if I had returned to that time, my stiffened body overflowed with vitality.
“Whoa…”
Let’s take a deep breath.
Definitely go down
This place is not reality. It’s a virtual world.
Won’t die anyway
However, he hated the fact that his efforts so far were in vain.
There are no stepping stones around to take a resting position.
Maintaining the status quo is difficult. Will fall soon
If that’s the case, I have no choice but to squeeze out the strength I was sucking on.
Even in this situation, for some reason, a smile came to my lips.
How long has it been since you moved your body so hard? How many years has it been since you’ve been almost confined to your home?
I exercised in my own way to avoid dangerously gaining weight, but it has been a long time since I became green onion by overexerting my body to the limit.
Love heart. Just thinking about that dog-like goddess bitches makes me angry, but it’s been a long time since I’ve been thankful for labor. That was recalled.
“Okay. Let’s try.”
Whoa. Inhale and move your feet and arms.
According to a rough calculation by eye, there was not much left until the ground.
The moment I took my foot off and stepped on the next stone.
Perseok.
“Ugh…?!”
Gravity oppresses the body with a staggering sensation.
Reflexively, I drew my sword and stuck it into the cliff.
Also, the skills I instinctively used in the previous game.
I tried to use ‘Jipi keeper Baekjeon Baekseung’ and ‘Slicing sword’.
Kang!
“Ugh?!”
However, the cliff was damn hard.
It was to the point where I wondered if it was the cliff that had been cracking and breaking just by stepping on it.
She only scratched a little, but pushed me back with the black anti-elasticity… After a while.
The wind blew all over her body.
It falls.
A sensation similar to that of a sudden plunge during sleep. A dizziness creeps up.
Bitch to enjoy.
Fuck Goddess year. If you show up in front of me after reviving and laugh at me, I’ll give you a knife.
Fuck!
“Ugh!”
Me making a frog-like sound, bouncing once and then rolling back and forth.
I suddenly raised my head and only then did I understand the situation.
“It’s down.”
As expected, there was not much left on the ground.
When I checked my physical condition, I was fine except for being tired.
When I looked up at the cliff, I could see with my naked eyes the spot where I had been stabbed with a sword earlier.
In terms of height, would it be about 5 meters? It was quite high, but now it was a game specification, so it seemed that it was not hurt because it was a body that exceeded the category of ordinary people.
If it was that high, it would have been enough to jump off earlier.
Maybe this game gave me a good body even if I fell off the cliff at the beginning.
But it’s too realistic to try it, so it’s burdensome.
“Ouch…”
I woke up shaking my body.
I picked up the sword that was scattered around me and shoved it into the scabbard.
The situation just before the fall came to mind.
It seems that the skill in the last game was activated, and sometimes it doesn’t.
First, let’s check my condition.
I want to know what my current specs are.
In the previous game, I could do something like slicing the sky with a single swing of a sword, but now I’m a complete newbie.
Level 1 I don’t know how strong I am.
I think it’s at least stronger than normal people, but…
The fastest way to check is to fight, but there is no opponent to fight right now, so let’s check the status window as it is regrettable.
“Status window.”
…
Damn it’s quiet again
“Status window stat window.”
I just feel a sense of deja vu.
Exhausted from shouting, we headed to the village.
I don’t want to lift a finger now.
Just half a day ago, he had blazed with the will to fight, but it all burned up while climbing.
Should I log out here… ?
I felt a strong urge, but I persevered.
At least I wanted to bring this character, who can be called my alter ego, to a comfortable resting place.
I don’t know what bullshit it is, but I wish my character was resting in perfect condition… There is such an obsession.
I wanted to clean my sweaty body.
You could even call him a psychopath. I have nothing to say even if I call him a game junkie.
But the character is like another me.
Shouldn’t we give a reward to this character who suffered mentally and physically all day long?
Thinking that way, my zombie-like steps became light.
It took quite a while to get to the village even after coming down from the cliff, but I arrived quickly as I imagined how to fight in the future.
It was already dark around.
Even if I had the will to fight without getting tired, it was not an environment suitable for fighting.
I looked at the town gate and admired it.
“Oh… They have quite an assortment?”
Since it’s a beginner’s village, I imagined a rural-like landscape with a secluded and peaceful meadow, but the castle walls look sturdy and a gatekeeper is properly guarding the huge gate.
After admiring it, I suddenly became anxious.
This crazy bitch Unexpected things keep popping up… Isn’t it possible that strange events happen even when passing through the village gate?
Still, I can’t stand standing here.
Came closer
Then, looking at this side, the two gatekeepers who were hardening their expressions thumped the spears they were holding! Took it down
“Stop there!”
“Oh, ah. Yes.”
In response to the unexpected reaction, he raised his hands and fully expressed his intention to have no hostility.
Then they opened their eyes wide and stared at me. What? Why are you looking surprised?
“He was a man.”
“I was surprised to see that he was undead as he walked with a faltering gait in the dark.”
“Ah…”
It’s also a fantasy world. Could the undead appear at the front door?
Are the undead also immortals who do not die unless their limbs are completely destroyed?
I was about to activate my adventurous spirit again, but a growling sound came from my stomach and I returned to reality.
“Then may I pass?”
“No, I have to show you my pass.”
“A pass?”
Could it be that he sensed my embarrassment? Tension began to mix in the air that had returned to normal.
“Are there any?”
“Oh. That’s…”
As I was confused and unable to answer, the tall gatekeeper glanced at the slightly plump gatekeeper. I don’t know what it is, but it’s not a good thing.
I quickly opened my mouth.
“I am not a suspicious person.”
“Even if I say that, I don’t have a pass these days… I’ve never seen a face in this town, so there’s no way I’ll have an ID here. Wait a minute. I need to make sure you’re not wanted.”
Yay yay
Isn’t it too much to do?
How did you piss off the villagers too?
That damn goddess year. Didn’t you skip all the important information just because you asked me to skip it?
“No… I’m new to this world… Area today.”
“You’re new to this area? Ah.”
The gatekeeper puts on a look of realization, as if he’s guessing something.
“You look at that knife.”
“A knife?”
“To be exact, the handle part. Oh… That’s right.”
The gatekeeper smiled as if he was relieved.
“It was a stranger! It looks like it just arrived.”
“Uh, uh… Yes.”
Gentile?
I guess that’s what users call it.
“But how far have you come from to be so scruffy? Other strangers are usually…”
“Hey. You look tired. Let’s go through it.”
The chubby gatekeeper who had been silently guarding me muttered as he tapped her side with his elbow. What a good uncle
“Yes, yes. I’m sorry. If you have any questions, come to the guards or this guard post. By the way, the stables are a little walk over there, and if you walk straight along the widest central road, you’ll see several inns.”
“Ah. Thank you.”
I finally entered the village, expressing my gratitude to the gatekeeper who gave a kind explanation.
I’m tired dear.
Let’s go to the inn and get some rest.
…Oh right.
“Hey, what’s the name of this town?”
It’s a town you’ll have to live in the beginning, so you should at least memorize its name.
The sentinel laughed haha and replied.
“Welcome to Mirf Village!”
“Thank you.”
…Ok?
Did you do a milf now?
“By the way, did you hear that? The story of that group of bandits…”
“Rather than that, I heard that a very powerful monster appeared nearby…”
…These are the guys who make sure to sprinkle rice cakes.
Difficulties arose in finding an inn.
There was no money.
To be exact, there were only five copper-colored coins.
The hostess, a youthful and fair beauty, said she was one silver a night and she was five bronzes short.
10 bronze is 1 silver.
“…Is that so…”
Out of power…
Unbeknownst to me, it stretched out
The gatekeeper did not mention the stable for nothing.
“These days, we’re also in the red, so the circumstances are pitiful, but… Oh my?”
The hostess blinked her eyes and saw my knife. To be precise, the pattern on the hilt of my sword.
“Are you a stranger?”
“Ah. Yes.”
What is this, what service is this?
The landlady opened her eyes a little wide, then smiled. That smile was so enticing that it made me a little goofy.
…Let’s take care of ourselves.
“If you are a stranger, accommodation is half price. The country has a policy on it.”
“Really?!”
Then you can stay here!
After that, things went smoothly. It looks like the waitress boy with a very cute impression was glaring at me, but… How are you? By the way, dear. Those two don’t match.
It feels like a child trying to look like an adult.
After washing and refreshing herself, she immediately jumped into bed.
“…Now…”
As soon as I lie down, the soma attacks me.
Even if she falls asleep here, she will wake up from reality due to the capsule’s safety device, but should I shout out to log out…
At that time.
Smart smart
“…”
What. I’m gonna cut
Smart smart
“Ah-san…”
She didn’t seem to back down, so she grumbled and opened the door.
Then, isn’t the mistress from earlier standing there?
“What are you doing…?”
Have you ever wondered if the money calculation was wrong?
But he’s the one who knows my pocketbook best, so would he make that mistake?
A sexier adult woman coming to a grown man’s room at night like this?
I suddenly had a strange idea.
…
Ummm… Let’s restrain ourselves.
“The stranger.”
“Huh? Yes.”
“I’ll tell you directly, would you like to buy me one night?”
“…Yes?”
The hostess opened her door a little further and she came closer to me.
Hook. The scent of her flowers seeped into her nostrils.
Throbbing.
My heart pounded and my groin started to rise.
“How are you?”
…What can I do?
No