Chapter 1 – Mirf of the Beginning
“Sup. Ha ha.”
I took a deep breath in the wide field.
The air feels delicious.
It may feel that way even more because my body has only been going out to the nearby mart for the past few years.
What is it Although this is not real air.
Looking back, I can’t believe it.
Is this the game world?
“Whoa… Ha ha.”
I inhaled and exhaled once more.
It’s hard to believe it’s virtual reality.
There was considerable hesitation before accessing this incredible game.
It’s because the path to get the game was too suspicious.
1. Parcels from unknown sender.
In this era when purchasing games with capsules has become a matter of course, the idea of sending them by parcel was also the same, but the sender’s name was not even written to know who sent it.
It was so suspicious considering my miserable friendships.
All it says on the enclosed note is [I saw your log. I’m sending you to test this game.]
This is all.
2. Crazy game content.
A set-up was enclosed in the parcel.
In the setting book, there were illustrations and explanations of about 30 people, including the main character, all kinds of settings and characters, worthy of the name.
But in the meantime, there was a strange phrase.
[This game allows sexual activity. It guarantees extreme pleasure that is different from the existing one.]
It was good up to here.
[You can steal a heroine who has a lover and have sex with her to get a reward.]
In other words, Netori?
It’s not a fucking god game… It’s a crazy game.
In fact, it’s a setting that’s nothing special in modern times, when all sorts of bizarre works have been pouring out, but…
3. Too inconvenient game start.
I enjoy reading set books because I like to understand the worldview.
Still, hasn’t it crossed the line that an account can be created only after reading through a whole day’s worth of settings?
No matter how detailed the content is, even in the country, it was skipped roughly from the middle.
Of course, the possibility of fraud was reduced because of this labor.
If it’s a scam, I’ll try to connect somehow, but I won’t make you go far for nothing.
Of course, I have nothing to say if I was aiming for that kind of psychology, but since ancient times, I have been good at recognizing people’s emotions, whether they are visible or invisible.
It didn’t seem like a scam.
4. There is a main character, so why me?
The default avatar was my own.
This era of virtual reality. There are quite a few people who prefer the main character because they think it would be embarrassing if they were themselves, but I am the same.
However, when I created an avatar, the main character was the main character, and I was not the blonde handsome guy in the setting.
I was thinking about creating an account again, but I just created an account with my image.
It’s because the main character is so handsome that it sucks.
Aside from this, there were only a couple of things that bothered me.
Even so, the reason I caught this game is because of the cinematic music video, although my head may be stupid.
A handsome knight, a muscular chieftain, a beautiful elf, etc… Those who can only be described as heroes.
The scene where they fight against the monsters that are black like ants to the far beyond was so cool.
At last the barbarian chief came to him… Go Prunar! When I shouted, a pillar of light stood up and I even shuddered when the video ended.
I thought that the game would be fun if I put in this much effort.
Because I was so excited, I put off what I had to do and hurriedly logged on to the game.
It wasn’t an appointment anyway, so you can just finish this game and start.
Anyway, after a lot of twists and turns, the game called Pryunar was really fantastic, and I thought it was good to connect now.
Gazed at the front.
There was a vast meadow in front of me.
“…Ohhhhh.”
Impressed once again.
I try to squeeze my hands.
It was a much more realistic sensation than other virtual reality games.
Not only the feeling of moving my body, but also the warmth of the wind and sunlight was felt in detail.
“It’s really cool…”
It’s a god game.
This game. Prunar will definitely hit the jackpot.
This realistic sense alone is enough to succeed.
What’s more exciting is that the fighting style isn’t fixed, but you can create your own skills and use them.
In other words. I might be able to create skills that I used in the game I played before.
You’ll have to test this out, but it was very exciting to attack enemies with your own unique combat method rather than a standardized pattern.
Suddenly, he cleared his throat.
I was only going to be there for an hour, but maybe I’ll play longer than I thought.
I don’t know if a text message will come from one of my only few friends, who I contact often, but if I don’t receive anything, I’ll do it like I always do, or I’ll find it on my own.
It’s important because it’s what you usually do.
Think later, let’s enjoy this world for now.
Move slowly Sabak. Sabak. The sound of stepping on the grass is subtle in my ears.
The feel of the feet is also good. It’s like stepping on real grass…
…?
Gazed down.
…
No matter how you look at it, it’s barefoot.
I looked at my outfit.
Filthy and dirty tracksuits with stains everywhere… Could this be the same clothes I wore in real life?
How?
Is there a technology these days that can scan the clothes you are wearing virtually? Are you finally behind the times because you’re stuck at home?
…
“Inventory.”
There was no explanation about the game window in the manual, so if you call the function name, the system window will appear.
In this case, the item is often stuck in the inventory.
It’s uncomfortable, but at the same time I like it.
For beginners of the game, open the inventory and equip the item with the tutorial. There are surprisingly many unnecessarily kind games that explain one by one, but it would be understandable if a little inconvenience was chosen to emphasize this realism.
But is this a tutorial?
Then shouldn’t there be at least an NPC?
I’m not sure about my current situation, but if I look at the inventory window or the quest window, I’ll be able to accurately grasp my current situation.
However… Inventory window does not appear.
…
Are you quiet
Maybe the name is wrong?
“Item window.”
Still no sign of anything happening.
“Uh… Inventory window? Item storage? Inventory? Item box?”
After crying out for a long time, squeezing out my poor vocabulary, I soon became angry.
“No fuck! What’s so uncomfortable?!”
If you go through this hardship just by calling an item window, what will you do in the future?
Super hard games let me call at least the item window freely, but damn.
Unable to overcome my anger, I stomped on the ground and felt a dizzying pain.
“Ugh!”
I thought it would be okay because it was a field full of soft grass, but there must have been stones.
Stabbing pain.
He grabbed his feet and jumped on one leg to soothe the pain.
Why is pain so clear?
I was getting more and more annoyed.
Fuck hair. As soon as I thought of God Game, what is this?
Even if it’s for reality, don’t you have to go through a tutorial or something and roll it hard?
…But.
This is why they sent a package to test it.
After understanding, he let out a sigh.
“Give me some shoes…”
At that moment, lightning flashed from the sky.
Oh this… Is it similar to what you saw in the video?
The chief warrior is Pryunar! It was similar to the situation when something descended from the sky.
The moment I opened my eyes and looked up at the sky, an intense light came crashing down.
I thought about avoiding it for a moment, but I felt that I shouldn’t avoid it, so I stayed still.
Before long, the light hit me directly and formed a pillar.
An explosion that made me wonder if it was blinding.
After it calmed down a bit, I slowly opened my eyes.
“What are you doing with that posture?”
At the woman’s voice like a jade marble with a plaintive tone, I quietly lowered her foot that I was holding on to.
“Goddess?”
I knew it at once.
The ultimate beauty that can never be seen in real life.
The existence in front of me was by no means an ordinary human being, but something transcendent.
A pink-haired woman dressed like a fairy.
I know this woman
She’s the woman from the set-up house you’ve seen all day.
It was not a solid illustration, but a picture close to a stone statue or mural, but the existence in front of her was definitely one of Pryunar’s goddesses.
Name is…
“Hey, it’s disgusting, so can you stop staring at me?”
“…”
It’s a fucking year
“…”
“Don’t look at me.”
No, did you receive personality education as a fantasy? What in the first place…
Let’s fucking calm down
You must have a positive mindset.
Okay. Her name is a goddess and she is presumed to be the person in charge of the tutorial, but now there is no way to say that she is disgusted with the person she is new to on an adventure with.
That bitch came out as a bitch on purpose to imply that she would later become my enemy, and there must be another god in this space.
But is it hidden? No one is seen or felt except me and that goddess.
Also worthy of being a god.
To escape from my feeling of having been an Assassin Master who made the seven kingdoms tremble in the past.
“I’m talking about you, so there’s no need to look around. And I don’t know what you’re thinking, but the way you think makes me feel bad. Could you please stop?”
“No, you bitch.”
I didn’t have the slightest bit of regret that I had spit out curse words through upbringing without even realizing it.
Even now, this crazy goddess bitch glares at me like she’s looking at me like a bug. . Because I was muttering.
“Crudeness is a rat. You don’t think it’s something that people who say they’re disgusted when they see someone they’ve never met before?”
“Are you a goddess, not a human?”
“Ah, excuse me. In my eyes, I don’t see you as such a holy being.”
The goddess bitch flinched and she grinned and drew an arc over her mouth.
“Well, no matter how much I try to think positively of you, just looking at it makes me vomit, so you can too. With those rotten eyes, you might look that way.”
“Even a goddess vomits? Isn’t she honestly a goddess? What are you doing?”
“Is that so? I felt that you were closer to a disgusting bug than a human from the beginning. Is this a skin wavelength?”
“Oi~ Is it okay for the goddess who should love all things equally to speak like that? Will the insects hurt your heart?”
It was hard for her to refute my words this time, but the goddess bitch twitched the corners of her mouth and barely raised the corner of her mouth.
What pisses me off is that she’s damn pretty even with that kind of expression in this situation.
To think that such a personality bomb has the talent of beauty. God is unfair.
Oh right. This year is god
The goddess bitch tried to smile at me.
“Whoop whoop whoop whoop.”
“Why are you laughing? Are you having fun? Haha”
Two empty laughs continued for a while.
It was the grown-up me who broke the strange confrontation.
It’s a game character after all.
There is nothing you can do about it even if you give heat to a being that moves according to a set pattern.
“So. Why did our Goddess of Love, Love Heart, come all the way here in person? To see a human who is less than a bug that gives off a hint just by looking at it?”
“Oh my gosh, she knew me but kept pretending. At a low level, you should have a good personality.”
“…”
“The good thing is that you know your own way well enough?
“No, what are you here for?”
I don’t feel the value of being honored anymore.
When I spoke in a casual voice, it seemed like the goddess bitch made a sound effect like crying, but is it my business?
“Oh my God… Have you not guessed anything from this situation? Maybe you have a brain less than that of a monkey?”
“Can’t you understand with that stupid brain that you are being urged to hurry up, whether it’s explanations or item delivery?”
Dismissal. Sparks seemed to fly from their eyes as they glared at each other.
However, the one who gave up first was the Goddess Year.
“Whoa. It’s just a waste of time.”
Whoa. There are also mature corners.
“It’s useless to try to talk to a man who is close to a microbe, let alone a monkey…”
No, this year is real.
“Yeah… Yeodere-nim?”
“Hmm.”
I expected it at the point when I couldn’t decide on a name when creating a character, but it seems that my real name is the name in this world.
“How can a name be so insignificant?”
“You bitch…! Apologize to my dad. It’s a funny name that seems like a rough map, but it doesn’t come to me.”
“Funny name…! Disrespectful!”
It was satisfying to see the blood vessel mark popping out of his forehead.
Then, suddenly, Hyeonta came.
No way.
How long are you going to do this
“Haa… Let’s stop.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“I don’t want to talk to you any more, so let’s move on quickly~ Skip. Skip.”
“Hey…! What do you think of the goddess of love and heart…!”
What is it? See a bitch with a heart of love
As I waved my hand, I stiffened for a moment and then admired it.
I forgot that the bitch in front of me was a game character and treated me like a human.
Although artificial intelligence has advanced to a frightening level these days, it is the first time that one character’s reaction is so detailed, angry, and fucked up.
This is looking forward to the future.
How many different characters are there?
“Whoa…”
The goddess bitch exhaled with the feeling of barely letting go of anger.
Ji put up a fight first.
But the next moment, a grin on the corner of his mouth. An evil smile caught on.
I’m not a very talented person, but I have one skill I’m proud of.
Just by looking at it, you can get an idea of a person’s emotional state.
I sensed malice and shuddered, but the goddess bitch stretched out her hand and soon the light enveloped me.
I thought it was an instant attack, but I was relieved to see the light that wrapped around my body clinging to my limbs and taking shape.
This is probably a basic item.
As expected, the light that formed the shape slowly faded away, and clothes presumed to be leather appeared one after another.
“The weapon must be a sword, right?”
“Huh? Yes.”
How did you know that I mainly use a sword?
I tried other jobs, but the best fit was the swordsman or assassin series.
Assassins also usually use daggers or small swords, so there is nothing that cannot be said to be a type of swordsman.
Soon, she felt a heavy weight on her shoulders and reached out to grab the hilt and pull it out.
It wasn’t a satisfactory length for me, who mainly used long swords, and the sword felt crude… But now, I’m starting to smell the game in earnest.
“It’s not really my intention, but I have to explain at least because of the restrictions.”
“What? Constraints?”
After lightly chewing on my words, the goddess bitch continued.
“Now that you know my name, there’s no need to explain the history of this world, and I’d like to give you some advice for the future… The most basic thing is, of course, leveling up.”
“That sounds very natural.”
The goddess bitch gnashed her teeth for a moment.
She is a fun-loving brat.
“Ughguk… Whoa.”
Again
Another bad smile.
A shitty attitude, as if his victory was predestined, no matter what you said.
It’s the ugly smile I’ve seen many times.
The goddess year continues to explain while her eyes are frowning.
“You must have experienced a lot so far, so you know, but if you win a battle, you can get experience points. The stronger the opponent and the more desperate the situation, the higher the reward experience.”
I felt a little uncomfortable with the way he spoke, as if he knew that I was a game junkie.
No matter how much it can hurt the immersion, how can the NPC act like they know the user’s game history?
Since it is a goddess role, is it a special specification in its own way?
“Another universal method is a quest reward. And for people like you, there is one more method.”
“Huh? Hmm… Something like production?”
There are quite a few games that give you experience points for farming or making furniture.
However, it seemed that my answer was wrong, and he was making an expression as if he was ignoring me.
Will the goddess get stabbed too? It’s still early in the game, so just throw it away?
…Let’s wait.
Even though I played games where I could kill major NPCs with a very high degree of freedom, I did not kill the NPCs recklessly unless it was a major hindrance to the progress of the game.
No, it was safe to say that there was none at all, except for the case where the quest was inevitably killed.
That.
Live a good life
…, Thanks to the fact that he kept the words of a nobleman very well.
I can’t break a well-kept promise because of a bitch like this.
Besides, even if she rots, there’s no way she’ll die from a low-level blade even if she’s a goddess.
Even if he dies, there is a high possibility that he will come back to life by exhaling a holy effect needlessly.
“So. How else?”
“It is an act of love.”
“What? An act of love?”
After thinking for a while, I asked.
“Being lovers? Is that something like that?”
What is not
I don’t know if you become a lover and your experience points go up drastically.
So, I asked as an example, but that goddess bitch made a loose sound again.
Hmm… Wouldn’t it be okay to slap the cheek?
This is the second time in my life that I really wanted to beat a woman.
“As expected, your intelligence is low. In the first place, are you able to date someone? Are you able to speak properly with women?”
“…”
“Well, it looks like it was born in its own way, but your eyes are so cloudy that you can only see it as a dangerous person?”
“So what about the third method?”
If I talked to him more, I felt like a real murder would happen.
When she urged her to speak quickly with a gesture of her chin, the goddess bitch made another tearful expression and suddenly her face turned red.
“Um… That… It’s a sacred act.”
“What?”
“It’s also a necessary act for the species…”
Ah.
“Are you talking about sex…?”
“Sex…!”
A goddess bitch where her face turns red.
There is a surprisingly pure side… I thought for a moment.
Wait for a sec. Sex?
“No crazy…”
So, if you have sex, your level goes up?
Should I have realized that before the game started when he told me to play netori?
This game. It seems that the 19th gold element accounts for a considerable share.
…Is that fucking good?
“To be vulgar…”
“No shit.”
You’re quick to notice, this year.
I’m too tired to say anything
And that was the same with the goddess year, she reached out in the air and drew an arc with her fingers.
Blah blah
Is it subspace?
The goddess put her hand in her mugwort there and threw something at me.
It was a booklet.
“? What is this?”
“You’ll know the rest by looking at it.”
“What? Huh? Wait. This is the end of the explanation?”
“Ah. The beginner’s village is at the bottom of the hill. Go there. The rest is up to you.”
“No.”
Ignoring my embarrassment, the goddess put her hands together and smiled brightly.
I can feel the malice, but the most beautiful smile.
“Good luck… On your adventure. May it be full.”
“Did you spit it out now?”
What the hell is he planning?
I can’t do it anymore. My feelings aside, this NPC is hiding something.
It’s the beginning, so let’s attack first.
Do you know Actually, this bitch might be the final boss of this game?
However, Love Heart’s body was already blurred with light, and Bang! With a sound, the pillars of light that had wrapped around them began to soar into the sky.
Quagaceae family
After the pillar of light was sucked into the sky, only silence remained.
“…”
Stunned, I looked up at the sky for a moment, then shook my head.
It was embarrassing, but staying here doesn’t mean anything.
First of all, I should go to the place called the Beginner’s Village.
Sabaksabak.
It wasn’t long after stepping on the bushes that a high cliff appeared.
When I poked my head out, I saw a fairly large village.
My heart starts pounding.
Good. Shall we go
It’s the beginning of an adventure.
With a beating heart, we move forward.
About 30 minutes to do that.
I returned to the cliff from before and tilted my head.
“…?”
Where is the entrance?
Shall we look back one more time?
I guess I couldn’t find the entrance.
The result of spending another 20 minutes with such a feeling. I faced reality.
“The way down. Where?”
Yes.
This meadow is high enough to overlook the village.
In fact, it was not on a meadow, but on a very high cliff.
There was no way down.
“Oh fuck.”
