Chapter 28 – Colleagues – 3 [Friends Appear]
“Kyaaaaa so fucking sweet sweet
“How do you eat until you’re full and go in again?”
I go to Starbucks and order two frappuccinos each and take a sip. I ate some fucking delicious food, it was fucking sweet, and my mouth felt cool. Ha, damn this is the taste of life. What else?
“So what were you doing?”
“Oh, yes. Before I talk about that, I should start with what I was thinking about all last Sunday.”
Yes, last week, after the frenzied King Game night, I spent the whole day thinking about how to use this ability even better.
“Hey, what are the three major human needs?”
“What desire? Are you talking about appetite, sex, sleep?”
“Uh, there are people who add defecation without sexual desire, but let’s say it’s the same since they’re taking it out anyway. Anyway. That’s why I’m at the level of the final boss who can satisfy my sexual desire.”
“Wow… Mr.. I’m so jealous of you bastard.”
“When did this happen, I drank so much with you guys, and the next day I hit a bowl of soup and slept another night, and I woke up, and that’s when I started seeing it.”
“What? I drank, ate soup, and went to bed just like you, but why am I not born again?”
“I don’t know, you bastard. So why didn’t you watch a lot of MC stuff?”
“Uh? Maybe I’m like something and I don’t know? Fuck? Hey, how do you do that?”
I told you how to do it roughly, but of course it was in vain. It looks pretty dull. You seem to have been expecting a bit?
“Anyway, I knew it was the first thing that day, so I tested this and that, and it worked really well. Now… Let’s go back to that time…”
From then on, he talked about everything he called Jung-hwa to my room, tested and removed sex from, went to Jeong-hwa’s drinking party and played a game of kings, and came to my room until the last 4P.
“… What is a porn story?”
“No, it’s real.”
“Fuck, does that make sense? What a fucking ability and what is that…”
A’s speech was interrupted in the middle. Because the evidence was presented in front of their eyes. Semen scattered on three naked women lying in bed on a cell phone screen, and smiling faces as if they were having fun.
“Sir.. Fuck… Wow… This wasn’t captured from a porn site somewhere?”
“Isn’t the blanket lying under it familiar?”
“Uh…It’s in your room. Crazy… Huh? Uh? For a moment. Shit, isn’t this the kid on the right who showed you the picture earlier?”
“Uh? Right? Yunjin?”
“Crazy bastard… You idiot who said he had a boyfriend. Are you eating a boy with a boyfriend?”
“No, I haven’t adjusted anything to him. It’s still messing around.”
“… So fucking unreal. I feel a little bit now. Wow… Fuck…”
I retrieve my cell phone, which I was staring at.
“Don’t go anywhere and talk to me again.”
“If you talk about it, I’m the only one who gets sick. Who the fuck do you think will believe it in the first place? ‘Hey, my friend, I was a dog, but I ate three women at the same time.’ Do you think he would agree with that friend?”
“Then they’ll say, ‘Our friend’s bullshit is really a punch line.'”
“Wow.. But.. Looking at that… Whoa… Hey… I’m sorry…”
“Oh, no. Please do not repeat.”
“Ah… Fuck… You’ve become an idiot for pretending to be cool for no reason.”
A holding his face and making a strange noise. Well, I made them not care about our table, so it doesn’t matter what you say.
“Originally, when I was going to let you go, I tried to set a condition.”
“Uh? Condition? What conditions?”
“Now, listen carefully. What is my ability It’s mind control. It controls the mind.”
“Yes?”
“There are so many fucking things you can do with this, but the biggest thing you can look forward to is fucking pretty, good looking girls. That is number one.”
“It’s a fucking ability.”
“But am I the only one who eats all the fucking women? Even the handsome and rich guys are doing well. So the most important thing is to know the difference between those guys and me.”
“The difference is that you look like a fucking asshole.”
이런 개새끼가.
“… Ugh, I guess you don’t want to have fun. Shall I go back?”
“Ah! I’m sorry brother. I messed up. I apologize.”
“Do it in moderation. Algan?”
“Yes. So, what is the difference between you and those bastards?”
A.
“It’s just normal sex. There’s no difference. But what’s the biggest difference between them and me? The situation. It’s the situation.”
“What situation?”
“No, just imagine. There is something like a fetish that we just dream of. Like a nurse, or a tutor, or something like that.”
“Uh. Imagined It’s like a dog. So?”
“So, to satisfy that fetish, of course you would wear cosplay and do a situational play, right? We come up with roles and stories.”
“Such bastards.. What do you think? No, absolutely.”
“But no matter how good a situational play is, unless it is real method acting, awkwardness will naturally follow. This is it.”
“Ah, I understand. But you are real without any awkwardness, right?”
“Yes. Besides, what else is good? No restrictions on circumstances. No matter how crappy the situation is, it’s hard to do when there are a lot of people, and what a tedious task it is to find someone who understands it all.”
“… Uh, yes. I understand everything, so what are the conditions?”
Like a hot-tempered guy.
“Of course, it’s nothing to attach one woman to you. But the important thing is, then I’m not having fun. So what’s the point I’m talking about?”
“What.”
“Come up with the worst fucking situation you think. That is the condition.”
“…Wow, fuck. Didn’t you think?”
Okay. It’s good for people who are into MC stuff like me to consider this or that, but rather, they will be able to feel enough inspiration from crude ideas that come up simply without any background. With this idea, A was also made to act as a new idea provider.
“Okay, but there are also three conditions here.”
“What are so many conditions? What the fuck are you in love with?”
“Shut up first. You cannot do it alone.”
“What is that again?”
“No matter how well you organize the items and put in the conditions, you never know when and where an unexpected situation will arise. That’s why you’re the only one in that situation, and I can’t be in a different place.”
“…Then do I have to do it in front of you?”
“No, it’s not necessarily like that, it just needs to be within my reach right now. In the room or whatever, it doesn’t matter.”
“Ah, then you can chew. Next?”
Cut off. Lightly replenish sugar in the mouth and continue.
“Second, nothing violent, sadistic, and hygienic.”
“What? Are you saying that Just hit and hit and get excited.”
“Oh, that doesn’t work.”
“What do you look at a fucking person for?”
“That’s what I was talking about earlier. Then, when you open your eyes to something strange, there is no way to stop it from then on. You don’t know what a person is.”
“Ah.. Well, yes. But what about hygiene?”
“… Do I have to say it with my mouth?”
“Ugh, I think I know roughly. OK, next.”
When I squeezed it again, I had already drank it all. Oh, I want to eat some more. Shall I order one more?
“Hey, would you like another drink of this?”
“Drink this expensive thing again.”
“Oh, it’s okay. I made a lot of money this time.”
“What? What did you do?”
“I didn’t do anything bad. I’ll finish this and talk to you. Would you like another drink?”
“… So what.”
I got up and went to the counter. This time, I ordered two more with different flavors, paid for it, and returned to my seat with a vibrating bell.
“No, you don’t have to tell me about the third fucking thing. Ha, I really hate ad time.”
“Oh, third. Yeah, the third one is really fucking important. If you really can’t keep this properly, you shouldn’t even think about doing it.”
“Fuck.. What is it?”
“Now.. What about the third…”
A. Concentrating more than ever. This bastard seems to be more focused than when he was locked up in the promotion match last time.
“… I have to be beaten.”
“…Something seems to be the case.”
“This is so fucking important. Do you know why it is important?”
“I won’t let you do it if you don’t like it.”
“Very accurate. If you don’t get it, skip it until you get it.”
Haha, A sighs. Up to the second, it was plausible, but the third would be the most difficult.
“… If I’m the fuck, do I even have to know your taste?”
“No, you can’t get caught up in that. Just imagine a lot in your head. Aren’t there quite a few things you’ve been imagining so far?”
“No. It’s not that I know your tastes, you know my tastes, crazy.”
“Hide your taste well, or don’t do it if you twist it.”
Cut off. Drink the water formed by melting a little ice in the cup you have already finished drinking.
“No more? Isn’t there a fourth that was just hidden?”
“Uh.. It’s not a condition, but there are some really basic things. Do I really have to say this? What you want.”
“Oh, what else?”
“Of course, you have to find the woman too.”
“Ah, what is that… Admit it.”
It’s like he’s rolling his eyes and running thoughts in his head. There are probably quite a few women that come to mind.
“Now, do you have any questions?”
“Uh… So how am I supposed to tell you?”
“What, situation? Situation?”
“Oh, something like that.”
“It just doesn’t have to be complicated. Roughly, where and how is this situation? If you throw it simply, I have to OK the first time, and after that, you meet with me and decide in detail the schedule and content.”
“Then, how many do I have to send a day, and there is no such thing?”
“You don’t have to send it too often. Because I have a schedule too. Situation If there are a lot of things you want to do, organize them and leave a message on KakaoTalk, or send them via e-mail so that I can see them roughly. Don’t just throw one every three minutes just because you can think of it, think about how it starts and how it will end, and then talk about it.”
“Ho… Fuck. What kind of play do you think?”
“What, similar? It’s not a play, it’s real. If it’s too corny, it’s a pass.”
“I heard it without much thought, but suddenly it felt a bit burdensome. What the fuck were you thinking when you played the game of kings like that?”
“It’s me, I did whatever came to my mind at the time.”
“Wow.. Fuck.. Is this also a talent show? I’ll have to do some research on that when I get back. Do you have anything to recommend?”
“Well? If you look at it like that, I think your thoughts will be limited in that direction. Wouldn’t it be much better to think of your asshole? Because that will make me feel fresher.”
Woo woo woo. A vibrating bell rings. Oh, I thought I had a drink and tried to ring the vibrating bell, but A quickly snatched it up and stood up. He quickly returned with two drinks on a tray.
“Okay, now that I’ve heard it, I think I’ll get a feel for it after I throw it in a few times.”
“Yeah, roll your dick hard.”
Oh oh oh Ome shit, it feels like hitting the brain with something sweet.
“So are you done talking about this?”
“Uh? If you’re not curious, it’s all over, right?”
“Then let’s go back to the beginning. So what were you doing, bastard?”
“Oh, I stopped talking about that.”
Her sweetness loosened her body and she threw herself completely into her chair, then she straightened her body up and pulled herself tight.
“What have we said so far? Is it lust?”
“Yes. Fuck you.”
“Then how can I fill the rest of my needs? I thought of that. But it’s so easy to reach. What is the answer?”
“Money.”
“Yes, money. Even if it’s not money, I can enjoy everything I want if I use my abilities. But, then there are people who are naturally harmed.”
“What do you mean by fucking and eating women you see for the first time and then avoiding them? One of them had a boyfriend.”
“That’s different, kid. Does sending girls to Hong Kong hurt them? I mean material damage. To do that, I have to get paid to fuck them, but that’s a male prostitute.”
“My dear, what are you talking about?”
“I thought about that at first. I go to a restaurant and get a meal, but the owner brainwashes me into a lifetime benefactor and treats me hospitably, making it a lifelong dream.”
“Crazy bastard haha”
“But I think it would be more troublesome if I brainwashed myself every time I ate this. And no matter how satisfied you are mentally, of course you won’t get paid, so there will be some damage, right?”
“Well, if you don’t take money, what would you do with a few dozen?”
“Yeah, so at first I thought it was okay, but isn’t this just spending money on meals?”
“Right, like here, we drink coffee, go to the convenience store, and take a taxi.”
“Every time I spend money, it’s like an idiot to say that shit, so I came to a fucking simplistic conclusion. Just pay.”
“Cancer. Money is the best so?”
“So what conclusion did you draw? Let’s extort some money from people. That’s what I thought.”
A who looks at me with a fucking astonished expression while raising his glass to drink another drink. No, his eyes aren’t that kind of garbage.
