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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 129

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 129

Chapter 129 – Match a Friendly Match -2

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My perfect assassination was only half successful.
The referee blew the whistle to end the first half as soon as Yoo Young-beom threw the ball into the half line.

Unfortunately, I didn’t hear the whistle, so I elbowed the Brazilian in the back.
It wasn’t until I cleared him out of my sight that I realized the first half was over.

“Hmm… His elbow got hit in the wrong place… ?”

I approached my Brazilian friend who was wriggling on the ground holding his waist and apologized.

Unfortunately, the Brazilian didn’t like K-drama, what’s my apology? I… I’m dying! Did not respond in that way.

The team doctor ran out from the Brazilian bench and looked at the guy.
The friend got up safely and headed to the locker room.

What. He glared at me fiercely as I entered the locker room, but I didn’t pay much attention.

That’s how the first half of the A-match friendly match between Korea and Brazil ended.

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[This is how the first half between Korea and Brazil ended.]

[The opening goal was scored by Joo Jesu of Korea, but after that, he could not block Brazil’s fierce attack and conceded two goals in a row.]

[Yes, but it was a meaningful performance just by taking a close game with Brazil, who is said to be an eternal championship candidate! I can say that!]

Soccer fans who listened to the commentators’ broadcasts clicked their tongues and wrote posts in the soccer community.
With his hands full of anger, the post was quickly written and uploaded to the community.

[Title: Ha… How do you defend? Fuck.]

Is there anything we can do but pray that we won’t meet guys like Brazil or Argentina in the finals of the World Cup?
If it was European kids, I think Jesus could score a goal and lock it up and win.

└ Do you still think advancing to the semifinals is a joke?
└ ㅇ;; I wanted to turn off the TV after watching the defense slowly melt away.
└ If it wasn’t for Yeongbeomjwa, how many would it be?
└ At least 2 goals must have been added ㅅㅅ;;
└ Not only Beomrelujah, but Ttongjun and Ttoyun still blocked it well.
└ HahaThe funny thing is that all three of them grew up while being beaten by Jesus hyung.
└ ? Right? Aren’t these bastards of the fucking national team learning soccer while being beaten by Jesus hyung?
└ ㅋ ㅋ All three of them lost in LaLiga and exploded ㅋ ㅋ
└ I guess you do well in the order in which you get hit a lot haha
└ DD;; The reason why Panrelujah became a circle

While spending time with the community, the halftime time ended and the players appeared on the ground again.

[The second half of the game starts with the referee’s whistle and the cheers of many fans who came to the stadium!]

[Indeed, in the second half, what tactical changes did the coaches of both teams make!!]

The soccer fans, who had changed their posture at the players’ changed expressions, slowly began to focus on the game as they watched the national team players attempting strong pressure at the start of the game.

[Oh! Due to strong pressure from Seok-Jun Koh, Brazilian players make mistakes! The main Jesus player!! Don’t miss Brazil’s mistakes!! Lord Jesus, who stole the ball, runs as fast as it is!!!]

When Joo Jesus took the ball under strong pressure from Go Seok-jun, soccer fans who stood up held their breath as Joo Jesus broke through the dribble.

[The Lord Jesus still breaks through!! Lord Jesus!!!!]

Let the shot that beat Brazil’s goalkeeper, Neto, shake the net.

[Breaking out even Brazil’s gatekeeper!! Aaaaagh! Jesus Joo scored multiple goals and equalized at the start of the second half!!!]

He forgot that he was living in a multi-family house and he screamed in a loud voice.

“Aaaaa!!!! Goooool!!! Yes!!”

At his cry, the child’s cry was heard through the window, as if the child in the upper house had woken up.

“Aaaaagh-!!!”

After that, the angry voices of the parents who had barely put their children to bed were heard.

“Yaaaaa!! Be quiet, bastard!”

The football fan’s mind was completely immersed in the TV screen.

“Fuck!! This is football!!!!”

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At the start of the second half, Jesus Joo equalized.
South Korea’s morale naturally rose.
Of course, just because morale is up doesn’t mean that Brazil’s attack was well defended.

Korea’s defense was still busy melting down to the Brazilian strikers, like the tenderloin of Korean beef.

Unlike the last half of the first half when he couldn’t concentrate on the game, he tried his best to block it somehow.

‘Fuck. If you don’t defend your real life, you should close your social media account.’

Anyway, the spectators who came to the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul cheered with their throats exploding after seeing the two teams fighting so fiercely.

“Ah~Liraang~ Ah~Liraang~ Arari~yo~~~”

They clenched their trembling hearts as they watched the national team stoically block Brazil’s continued attack.

“Uh uh uh-! Wow… Yoo Young-beom is handsome!!!”

Once again, a sigh of relief erupted from the crowd as Yoo Young-beom hit Brazil’s shot with his fingertips.
In the ensuing Brazilian corner kick, the ball kicked by Hong Do-yoon went to Joo Jesus.

“Oh oh oh ~~~”

When Joo Jesus caught the ball again, the crowd showed their anticipation.
It was a counterattack situation by Korea, but only three players ran at full speed to the opposing camp.
Ko Seok-jun, who plays for Dortmund, Kim Dong-jun, who plays for Real Sociedad, and Joo Jesus, who dribbles the ball and runs, were all.

[No… I have to run with the players! What are you doing!]

“Shyubal! Run you piglets!”

Utilike, who was on the touch line, yelled at me to run, swearing.

[Jesus Joo pokes a pass at Seok-Jun Ko, who sprints quickly from the side!]

[Kya… Look at that pass, thanks for the striker getting that pass! It is a pass that strikes a shot while doing it!]

[Jesus Joo’s scoring ability is also his scoring ability, but his excellent passing skills and wide field of view are also his strengths.]

Joo Jesus’ pass, which ate backspin, slowly slowed down in a position where Go Seok-jun could hit and run.

‘Hey, really, I’m a bastard, but I’m a bastard. It is not for nothing that he is counted as one of the all-time passers with his passing skill alone.”

Go Seok-Jun exclaimed in admiration at Jesus Joo’s pass and started running after hitting it quickly without slowing down.

[Go Seok-jun!! This is an exclusive chance!!]

[Brazilian players are quickly returning to the defensive line!! Calmly and quickly solve it!!]
└ What do you mean calmly and quickly? Lol
└ I can’t see anything in the commentary right now haha

The Brazilian goalkeeper jumped out to reduce the angle, and Ko Seok-jun calmly kicked the ball between the goalkeeper’s legs.

The ball was slowly rolling into the goal.
The moment Ko Seok-jun, convinced that it was his own goal, ran to the corner flag and tried to celebrate.

“Yeah, it’s mine!”

Joo Jesus, who had run up before he knew it, pushed the ball into the goal.

[Go oh oh oh oh! Lord Jesus hat trick!!! Lord Jesus succeeds in the hat-trick!!!]

[Hey! Following the last World Cup against Brazil, he achieved hat-tricks in a row against Brazil!!!]

The two legs that were trying to run to the corner flag stopped.
I blankly looked at the Lord Jesus.

“Kiaaa-! Umai!! You look like shit~~~”

Go Seok-jun’s hands trembled at the sight of Joo Jesus attempting to tea-bagging against the same team.

‘Should I really kill them?’

[This is the image of Joo Jesus who is happy to score with Go Seok-Jun!!!]
└ Seokjunie hahalook at his expression haha
└ I’m out of my mind haha
└ I thought it was a goal, so I was running to the corner flag to set a celebration, but if I lose points to the same team like that, I’m going to leave, too.
└ Seok-Jun is going out of his way lol haha
└ … Are you having fun?
└ Ukkkk I’m funny? Lol
└ HahaNo, it’s a childish joke, but why is it funny? Lol

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The time before the end of the game.

Viewers watching football on TV, or spectators visiting the stadium and watching the game from the stands couldn’t believe what they were seeing.

“What are you doing!! You’re infiltrating the right side!! STOP!!”

I couldn’t believe that Korea was winning against Brazil.

What’s most surprising is that.

[… Joo Jesus goes to the corner flag and starts wasting time.]

It was the look of Jesus who was wasting time in a friendly match.

“Me! Mangeunchu!”

The spectators and viewers felt ambiguous at the appearance of Jesus Joo, who did not even nod against the Brazilian players who rushed at him.

“… Do you waste time like that even in friendly matches?”
“… Do you think I’m seeing this for the first time?”

[Lord Jesus player! I won’t lose it!!]

[That’s right! In a soccer game, even if it’s a friendly game, you have to win!!]
└ You say you shield it like this?
└ Ah haha ​​If you curse Jesus hyung wrong, you will be beaten by Honghaedan haha
└ Red Sea? What is it?
└ These are the kids who appeared after Jesus-hyung split the sea of ​​information in the past haha

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[End of game]

South Korea 3:2 Brazil


[Brazilian manager Andre Jardine expressed dissatisfaction with Korea’s delay. ‘South Korea’s play was too rough and it was against sportsmanship. It was a game where I could understand why Asia is called the periphery of soccer.”]

[Director Utilique snorted at the words of the Brazilian coach. ‘I saw the performance of the candidate for eternal laughter.’]

[Lord Jesus sighed at Director Utilike’s words. ‘Under… Utilike stole my lines.’]

[The Lord Jesus spoke out against the act of procrastination. ​’He couldn’t play Brazilian soccer.’]

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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