Chapter 124 – Who Is It? Who Got Caught -2
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After Real Madrid’s opening goal came from the tip of Jesus Joo. The game started to go a bit one-sided.
As Jesus Joo joins the midfield fight, grabs a pass from a Girona player and starts running into the penalty area.
“Shit! Anyone stop me like that fucking baby! “
The Girona goalkeeper screamed and urged the defenders.
At the goalkeeper’s words, Emmanuel Bernard tried to block the Lord Jesus.
‘Putain!’
Jesus easily passed Emmanuel Bernard just by painting his upper body.
Emmanuel Bernard, who collapsed on the ground after being hit by a dagger gun (Jeju’s tranquilizer gun), looked at Joo Jesus shooting with a blank expression.
[Lord Jesus! As soon as the Lord Jesus overcame Emmanuel Bernard, he was very strong!]
Joo Jesus, who succeeded in breaking through, kicked the ball as soon as the shooting angle came out, rather than accuracy.
“Huh-!”
Bang-!
[Koo oh oh oh oh oh! I’m in! Went in! Joo Jesus’ 15th league goal! Lord Jesus showing a tremendous scoring pace!]
[Hey! The main Jesus player! Since his debut season, he has been praised for being close to perfect! Skills continue to develop! It’s crazy, it’s crazy!!]
[It is truly a talent from heaven!! I’m proud of the fact that this player’s nationality is Korea!!]
The ball flew at high speed and hit the upper corner of the goal post, avoiding the keeper’s hand, despite giving up accuracy.
The atmosphere of Girona cools down as if it has been covered with cold water.
“Hosita! Puta!”
Emmanuel Bernard caught the eye of the goalkeeper kicking the ball in the net and getting nervous, followed by Lord Jesus running to the corner flag and headbutting his flag in celebration.
‘Putain! Oh. Insulting my idol Zinedine Zidane!’
He instinctively realized that the celebration of the Lord Jesus was a provocation against him.
The Lord Jesus who provoked Emmanuel Bernard by headbutting the flag like that.
“Puta! Madre! Hey you crazy bastard! Your head is bleeding!”
[Yes… Athlete Joo-Jesus was injured after headbutting the flag and is currently undergoing treatment.]
└ Headed into the flag and got injured haha
└ Crazy bastard haha
He was injured and had to move outside the touchline for treatment.
This appearance confused Emmanuel Bernard.
‘… I just got excited and hit the head… Go?’
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After suffering a small injury from losing the fight with the flag, I treated my injury outside the touchline and waited for the referee’s signal to return.
Not long after, the referee signaled me to enter the field. I stepped on the green grass.
Upon returning to the field, I swore revenge as I touched the bandage tied to stop the bleeding.
I promise to avenge the resentment and shame of this injury.
I moved slowly and adjusted to the changed atmosphere while I was off the touchline to treat my injury.
As with all sports, there is no sport in which numerical superiority can be ignored.
So, because of my injury treatment, Real Madrid, which was playing with 10 players, gradually handed over the flow of the game to Girona. Real Madrid’s line went down as a whole due to Girona’s wave of offensive attacks.
“Hey! I’m in, let’s upload it now!”
As soon as I entered the pitch, I demanded that the Real Madrid players line up.
Real Madrid brought the atmosphere by slowly raising the line without breaking the defensive balance.
Not so long ago
Suddenly, Real Madrid’s defensive line went up close to the half line. Girona was locked in its own half, holding back Real Madrid’s attacks.
“Jejus! Receive!”
Lucas Savic’s pass from Luis Garcia landed right under my feet.
I let out a small exclamation as I received his pass.
Wow Luca, why is that guy getting better at passing?
I smiled in satisfaction at the sight of Luka Savic showing better passing skills than in his previous life.
“Anyway, that guy can’t make it to the World Cup.”
It’s good to see my colleagues grow.
Except for those who advance to the World Cup.
Anyway, as soon as I got the ball from Luka Savic, I approached Frenchman Emmanuel Bernard, who is always doing well in World Cups.
“Your sin is that you are of French nationality!”
Emmanuel Bernard was taken aback by the sudden shout.
“What do you mean? I can’t speak Korean!”
“Go! How could you not learn Korean! You just ignored Korea!”
I spoke in Spanish this time, and Emmanuel Bernard’s expression twisted strangely when he heard me.
“What? When I ignore Korea…”
The moment he opens his mouth and frowns.
Distracted, his legs spread apart.
Feed Nut Mag through his spread legs and break through.
He grabbed my uniform.
I beat him with all my might.
“Byeongin Persecution Punch!!!!”
Once again, he hit the shot between the goalkeeper’s legs and shook the net.
“Puta! Madre!”
Girona’s goalkeeper, who conceded three goals in the first half, punched the ground in shame.
I run to the corner flag with a big smile on my face.
This time, I tried to headbutt carefully.
“Zinedine Zidane!”
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[Something unbelievable has happened. Jejus, who scored a hat-trick at the Santiago Bernabéu, is playing more games. It seems to be anger about the yellow card received for the Hollywood action in the first half.]
[It’s very, very, very rare.]
[I don’t know why Girona touched his wrath.]
[Girona’s counterattack is blocked by Vladimir Lazovic. Real Madrid go straight into the counterattack. Girona’s line is currently collapsing while trying to counterattack!!]
[Vladimir looks at Luka Savic, and Luka Savic looks at Bruno Iglesias on the right flank!]
[Bruno Iglesias showing a beautiful first touch! Cross toward Jejus penetrating into the penalty box!!]
[Ah, it seems that the ball is a bit high… Oh my goodness! What happened? When I came to my senses, my goal net was shaking!! What the hell happened!!! ]
[Oooh! You’re so crazy, Jejuga!!! Jeju is!!! I walked in the air!!]
[It’s a very, very, very beautiful goal. This is a score that reminds me of basketball legend Jordan!!]
[That’s right! Hey! Jordan! Your successor is here! He’s playing soccer, not basketball!]
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Game over.
Real Madrid 7:0 Girona.
[Reference referee Gondre caught up in qualification controversy during the match between Real Madrid and Girona. ‘As long as the referee is human, he can make mistakes.’]
[Jejus, the great striker who scored ‘7’, left a questionable line in an interview with M.O.M. ‘Hang on to the country’s words’]
[Jejus left a questionable post on social media. ‘The understanding is over.’]
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[Go oh oh oh oh oh! Jesus Christ succeeds in scoring!!!]
[Yes, Jesus Joo, who was unfairly canceled at the beginning of the game, is taking revenge by scoring 2 goals in 5 minutes after the goal was cancelled!!]
[Strangely, La Liga referees often misjudge during Real Madrid matches?]
[That’s right. Recently, there has been a controversy over whether La Liga referees are racist. I understand that RFEF has also come forward to investigate the truth.]
[Please, I hope it’s not a racist issue.]
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5:0 Almeria.
[Captain Almeria expresses dissatisfaction with the referee’s decision. ‘I doubt the referee’s eye health this match. I wish I could go to the hospital.”
[In the controversial scene of Jejus scoring being cancelled, netizens wondered, ‘Why did the referee cancel the scoring?’]
[All Real Madrid matches are listed in the top 10 games that La Liga referees hate to play the most.]
[Jejus leaves the stadium with a benevolent smile. ‘I think referees can make mistakes as long as they are human’]
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That time.
The La Liga referee, whose name was unknown, saw Joo Jesus’ smile through an internet article and threw the book he was holding in his hand.
The referee, unable to hold back his anger for a moment, sighed and picked up the book that had flown far away.
The title of the book he was holding read [Must-read for La Liga referees].
He unfolded the part he had been reading and began to read slowly.
[When something strange happens on the ground, nine times out of ten it’s Jeju’s fault, blow the whistle and give a warning. If Jejus feels unfair, the judgment is wrong, so overturn it.
+ I don’t know which Puta Madre was caught by Jejus. Our La Liga referees will find him and punish him for sure.
+ Found the Puta Madre. Today we bring justice to him.
+ Currently undergoing revision. We are analyzing Jeju’s performance.
+ We will find the correct answer. As always.]
The man sighed heavily, closed her book, entered the group chat room, and left her message.
– Jejus, has anyone heard that this son of a bitch is transferring to another league?
– If so, would we be analyzing facial expressions?
– I don’t get it, no, why doesn’t the association buy more equipment to help with judging?
– Puta Even with that, it doesn’t catch.
– Damn, is this really God’s hand?
– Not only that. These days, Kim is also making a fuss.
– Fucking Korean
– Dog-like Korean
