Chapter 68 – Certificate of Permanence – 3
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25 minutes in the first half.
Kim Dong-jun, who was substituted in place of Ko Seok-jun, who was out due to injury, broke down the Chinese defense with his individual skills and created a corner kick.
The Lord Jesus looked at it and nodded his head.
‘There must be a reason why Utilike was written as a winger, how is he better at dribbling than a right winger? I don’t think it was to this extent in the last episode’
South Korea’s corner kick followed.
With a white complexion, Joo Jesus carefully placed his hand on the stomach of the Chinese centre-back who would not let go of his uniform.
“Heo-eok-!”
The Chinese center back swallows his saliva in fear when his hands are touched. Rather, Joo Jesus was taken aback by the opponent’s fierce reaction.
‘No, haven’t you given me strength yet?’
For a while, Kim Jin-soo, the kicker, raises both hands and sends an autograph. The Korean players took action to carry out the set strategy.
As soon as Joo Jesus received Kim Jin-soo’s autograph, he ran to Papost. As he headed towards Papost, the two defenders who were marking him naturally followed, leaving the penalty mark momentarily empty.
Cuckoo-!
Kim Jin-soo’s cross headed to the place where the penalty mark was engraved. Kim Dong-Jun, who ran at full speed to the area, connected the effective shooting non-stop.
Poo-!
Unfortunately, however, Dongjun Kim’s shot was blocked by the goalkeeper’s save. Jesus Ju, who can see where the second ball will bounce in the immediately following predicament, identifies the landing point faster than others, gives the hand of God to the defenders who were marking him as a gift and shakes it off before the goalkeeper restores his body balance. He hit the ball lightly and scored a hat trick.
“¡Vamos!”
Let’s run to the corner flag and perform the ceremony. I saw the enthusiastic Korean people.
“Waaaaa!”
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[Korea takes a 3-goal lead in the 26th minute in the first half!]
[A fantastic free kick goal, a cannon-like mid-range shot, and finally a score by pushing the second ball as it is with excellent positioning! ]
[This is truly a game for Lord Jesus!]
[While speaking, the Republic of Korea robbed China of its right to attack! Shin Kim passes the ball to Jesus Joo. Lord Jesus who starts dribbling as it is! The Lord Jesus who puts eggs between Lu Xun’s legs and throws them away in an instant! Fast! Lord Jesus who enters the attacking third in an instant! Not lost! Avoid all the back tackles coming from behind! Lord Jesus entering the penalty area before he knew it! Unstoppable! Lord Jesus! Lord Jesus! Lord Jesus! After passing goalkeeper Lan Peng-O-Shu leisurely, he put the ball right into the empty goal! Successfully scored!]
[Ah! What a wonder goal! Wonder Goal! However, Joo Jesus looks like it’s normal, as if nothing happened.]
[Rather, we seem to be more excited! But I can’t help but be excited! 29 minutes in the first half!! Joo Jesus player achieves a pot trick! The score is 4 to 0, here in Seoul Sangam World Cup Stadium is a crucible of enthusiasm!]
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Yuna Song was watching the friendly match between the Korean and Chinese national teams while eating a meal full of her grandmother’s hand-made taste after a long time.
“Kyaaaaagh! Jesus, let’s go!”
“Oh my~ A bunch of them can’t stop their granddaughter and son-in-law!”
“Bahah-!”
When the Lord Jesus was caught on the TV screen, Yuna Song squealed excitedly, Yuna’s grandmother admired, and Yohan, who was aghast, stretched out her hand toward the Lord Jesus on TV.
The moment John held out his hand.
Kim Jin-soo’s shot, which received Joo Jesus’ cutback, narrowly brushed the goalkeeper’s glove, and a corner kick was declared.
Once again, Korea’s corner kick is called. When Joo Jesus scored 4 goals and 3 assists in the 45th minute of the first half, Song Yuna, who had increased tension, sang her hum as she wrapped her arms.
“Hehe! Let’s add some more meat!”
Now, the incident occurred the moment she wrapped her delicious wraps and tried to put her mouth open.
Quick-!
Song Yu-na, who was bringing her wraps to her mouth, threw the wraps onto her table and ran to Yohani, covering her eyes. Yohan, unable to see her father’s face because of her mother’s hand, whined in displeasure.
“Wealth! Wealth! Abba-!”
“… John, see you in a little while.”
Song Yuna smiled awkwardly and comforted Yohan.
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45 minutes extra time in the first half.
Even though the game was already 7-0, we did our best to beat China. Another corner kick opportunity. After being robbed so much, the Chinese players whose activity has noticeably decreased, as if they are trying to win mentally, saying that they are losing because they do not play hard.
“Dirty Bread Guy!”
“This kind of breadzz is the best soccer player in the world? Tell them not to lie!”
“Little country! You are lower than Ronaldo!”
Is the fucker over the line?
While a player named Lu Xun shakes my mental
Kim Jin-soo handled the corner kick.
Bang-!
Jinsu Kim’s corner kick was cut short unlike his signature. Kim Dong-jun managed to bring his head, but it didn’t make an accurate impact, and the ball accidentally went to the player who made a back tackle.
Taat
In accordance with my motto of regretting it after doing it while thinking about whether or not to do it, I stretched out my legs straight to trap, floating my body without hesitation. Unfortunately, however, a Chinese player named Lu Xun slammed his face into my leg, claiming that his head was a ball.
Quick-!
“Aaaaagh-!”
I hit Lu Xun’s face as it was. Seeing the referee’s whistle blow and my hand going into my back pocket, I hurriedly ran to the referee.
“Referee! That bastard shoved him in the face just as I was about to trap the ball!”
However, without hesitation, the referee pulled out a red card and handed it to me, and I walked out of the stadium with an absurd smile on my face, guiding the crowd to applaud.
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Game over.
South Korea 8:0 China
After the friendly match between Korea and China ended, the media of both countries naturally went into a frenzy.
[Jesus Joo scored 4 goals and 3 assists in the first half alone, proving that he is the ace of the Republic of Korea!]
[ The audience’s expression is smiling at the goal feast]
[The Chinese national team couldn’t even look into the eyes of Jesus Joo, who recorded a port trick and an assist hat trick!]
[FIFA, Suspension of 4 match A matches and a fine of 6.6 million won to Jesus Taekwon Kick.]
[Chinese netizens voice criticism towards Chinese players. ‘There was no fighting spirit at all. He was frightened by the Lord Jesus and grew up shrinking like a baby.’]
[Chinese netizens envy Korea’s genius Joo Jesus. ‘All of our (Chinese) players are lazy and money-only idiots. While Asian football (Korea and Japan) is developing rapidly, our football is stuck in the past by idiots who are complacent.’]
[China national team coach Feng Xiao. Criticize the Lord Jesus. ‘Korean soccer was too rough and messy.’]
[Korean national team coach Uli Utilike, who heard about Feng Xiao’s words, ‘Is it Chinese humor? Sorry, I’m German, so I don’t have a sense of humor.’]
[Uli Utilike not satisfied with his performance. ‘We could have scored at least three more goals in the second half.’]
[Jesus Joo, the owner of Colchester United, is interested in Dong-jun Kim, a former fullback who played as a winger. ‘He is a talented player who knows how to play football with his head.’]
[European leading club interested in Kim Dong-jun at the words of Jesus Joo.]
[The Lord Jesus who opened his mouth about the match against China. ‘I have nothing to say. I am so ashamed of myself for only scoring 4 goals against China. ‘]
[Chinese netizens who heard Jesus Joo’s remarks said, “Jesus Joo is right. A Japanese passing by would laugh at a player who scored only 4 goals against us and is the best player in the world.’]
[The notarization continues! 31 wins, 15 draws and 4 losses against China.]
[Chinese netizens get angry at Korean netizens’ ridicule. ‘We won the AOS game this time!’]
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[Title: Lord Jesus, You Wicked Bastard]
(Laughing Lord Jesus .Gif)
If you look closely now, this kid is smiling.
I have no idea why this kid is the best soccer player ever.
No matter how Chinese you are, shouldn’t you show the spirit of fair play if you are the same soccer player?
(Jesus the Lord fell down after being hit by a back tackle.Gif)
Uh? No matter how unsportsmanlike the opponent is!
(Go Seok-Jun being carried away by a Chinese tackle.Gif)
Even if a team member gets injured and leaves the ground!
If you are the world’s best sports player, according to the spirit of sports, shouldn’t you show the spirit of fair play!?
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There are idiots who terrorize Jesus-type Instagram.
└ If you didn’t make the last U-turn, you put -jjang- in the comments haha
└They are Chinese living in Korea
└ ? What are you talking about, the Chinese kids are making self-inflicted gags right now haha
└ It’s sad, but they are all Korean. The Jesus hyung is getting a lot of attention on Instagram.
└ After all, the nation of Kibae who prefers to fuck on the keyboard before babbling…
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The A-match friendly match with China is over. Due to the A-match penalty, I decided to watch the A-match friendly match against Ecuador with my family at a hotel.
“Bar-!”
I nodded as I saw Yohan wriggling in my arms, laughing with a foolish face, playing the World Cup game and leisurely defeating Ecuador.
Still, the result of my hit wasn’t in vain.
South Korea 1:0 Ecuador.
Goal: Dongjun Kim (65)
Now I can watch the Colchester game and go back to Madrid.
