Chapter 16 – 016. A Classmate Who Got Into a Fight While Passing a Checkpoint! I Was Shocked to Hear About the Otherworldly Aesthetic Function! How Crazy Are You?
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I saw a city surrounded by walls of moderate height, and checkpoints with long lines.
Guards were controlling the crowd. They glanced at Sylvia, who was moving forward, as if pressuring her to follow the rules if she wanted to go past quickly with her eyes wide open.
Jin Yoo-seong asked, unable to hide his doubt as he passed the checkpoint lined with lines casually.
“Actually… Owner. Why didn’t we get checked or something and just move on?”
“Heh! You can tell he’s an aristocrat just by looking at what he’s wearing, but do you think a commoner guard would bother checking?
Jin Yuseong, who was satisfied with her proud words, asked one more question.
“Then what about me?
“Huh! Who dares to my slave? And he’ll keep clinging to you, so you don’t have to worry about that. If you’re a person with a brain, there’s no way you can’t grasp the mood like that.”
“For a moment~ there will be a check~”
“…”
Focused on the sudden sound of her voice, she turned her head in the direction she heard it.
A witch’s characteristic cone hat and bobbed but richly wavy brown hair. Unlike Sylvia, who is slightly over 160, taller than 170. But she was wearing her V-neck shirt, which contained her breasts that seemed smaller than her, and her skirt that reached her knees, and a man with a thick cloak over it.
A witch outfit similar to Sylvia. She, too, was an aristocrat. Recalling the stranger, her high-ranking status and her own status, Jin Yoo-seong took a step back without realizing it.
“I’ll meet you all here.”
“You, you, you…”
“Do you know someone?”
Brown eyes, the same color as her hair, shined. Due to her height difference, she came up to Sylvia like an idol-like face, good enough to be mistaken for a man. Their gazes seemed to collide in the air, sparks flying.
“Seris…!”
“I don’t know where I’m going with an ugly thing next to me~ Sylvia~?”
“What!”
She squeezed her wand tightly, sparks flying in her eyes.
“Is this your slave? It’s a level suitable for you~”
“You’re talking nonsense about what you know. Don’t be unlucky and get out of here!”
Jin Yoo-seong was not in a good mood when he suddenly appeared and made a mocking expression with a sincere expression on his face.
‘The first year. Why are you messing with me?’
A brown-haired witch named Ceris gestured behind her on his back. Then she walked out and a pretty boy about 155 cm tall came up to her and stood up.
Called Ceris, she spoke proudly of her own slave to her Sylvia. It was true that Yuseong Jin was proud to hear it, but the content was very strange.
“How is it? Unlike your plain-looking slave, he’s really short and looks like a little girl, right? This is my slave, Phyllis. They say that if you hug him, he fits right in your arms? He’s so cute, but he’s a serious boy. He’s really a perfect partner for me. “
“What! Can’t you take that little slave of yours and disappear right away!?”
“Foot! You must be a little boy, right? You’re stocky, with only big breasts and buttocks~ You can’t find any good-looking parts on you~ You have only a girlish part~ You look like men shun you. You. You.”
Sylvia’s complexion turned red and the tip of her wand, which she clenched tightly, trembled so that her little hands went white.
Jin Yoo-seong, unable to watch her, stepped out.
“Fuck you! Who are you to say such a thing to my master!?”
“Poetry, shit? Eh, right words?”
Seeing her constantly quarreling with her lovely master even though he was seeing her for the first time, Jin Yuseong was able to speak her swear words at her without hesitation.
“Why are you stuttering like an idiot?
“Puha! Puchunkuk…!”
Sylvia broke into her words and burst into laughter.
Haha. I’m stumped. What are all these things?”
According to Jin Yoo-seong’s sensibility, what Seris said to her was quarrelsome, but she sounded like a compliment, so she had no choice but to mix ambiguous questions with curse words.
“You seem to know how pretty our master is, so why are you arguing while complimenting him? Are you a psychopath?”
“What is this crazy slave!? What happened to Shim Mi-an?”
“Stop talking nonsense and disappear from my sight. Celis, if you dare to say anything more to someone else’s slave! I’ll challenge you to a duel. I’m sure you know my skills well, right?”
Sylvia chased her down, as though she hadn’t gotten along very well with her daughter-in-law called Ceris. However, even after hearing her swearing about Seris, she being an idiot, she being a psychopath, she couldn’t just back down.
“How dare you insult me, an aristocrat?”
As Celis reached out for her wand in her arms, Silvia shouted, aiming one step faster than her.
“Seris! Even though you are an aristocrat, do you dare to use violence against a slave!?”
“Chit…! I’m glad I’m a slave, not a commoner. If I’d seen it before being summoned, I’d have scolded you.”
If you listen closely, the conversation between the two people with Jin Yoo-seong between them seems very strange.
After all, she didn’t pull out her wand from her bosom and lowered her hand. She couldn’t bear to touch her slave and she couldn’t fight Sylvia who was stronger than her. .
She’s not running back. It’s just to avoid the crazy bitches. It was Seris’ innermost heart.
“…Let’s live well together with the crazy girl and the crazy slave! She’s like a bitch herself, a girl with no charm at all…!! Let’s get away from these moody ugly things, Phyllis!”
“Uh, yes. Sister.”
A handsome boy called Whiriss turned his back and disappeared, chasing after his master as he left.
The sudden quarrel came to an abrupt end. Although Sylvia was stronger as a witch than she was, the fact that her mad sensibility contributed to driving her out was also formidable.
Jin Yooseong asked.
“Actually, master, what is that Mozart-like-headed bitch? You’re fucking good?”
“…Seris, a cadet in the same class as me. She’s a year older than me, so she can’t use magic better than me. She’s tall and good-looking…So she’s popular unlike me…”
After touching Sylvia several times during the day and coming to regard Sylvia as her precious owner and the masochistic female she would live with for the rest of her life, he gradually began to change her tone little by little. Like now, he mixes swear words or tries to call me by name rather than the word owner.
It’s still an awkward look, but she is the master of slaves. She was an aristocrat who took it for granted to accept everything he had.
During her conversation with her, Yuseong Jin felt that the parts she didn’t understand kept getting on her nerves.
He asked again.
“Is that kind of face going to work? …Then why did you say something to me?”
Being handsome is what makes you popular? Then what am I To Jin Yuseong’s question with such thoughts in mind, she answered by scratching her cheek with her long index finger.
“…Yu, Yusei is also handsome.”
“…Really? If it’s a lie, the show tonight might be different. Tell the truth.”
“…Ugh! Yusei has a sloppy face that doesn’t have any distinctive features that I’ll remember for a while…? I-I like it a lot. Does it matter how other people see it?”
“…Doesn’t that mean that you, owner, also like little boys like that?”
“Ah, no!! …Now!”
She was Sylvia who added belatedly to keep what she was told to tell the truth.
‘…Fuck! I thought I was a 10-year-old man by the standards of this world. Was I the only one who fell in love with his looks? Huh, then you loved me even though I was ugly, right? It’s kind of amazing.’
Because of what Sylvia tried to kiss deeply as soon as she saw her, she blindly betrayed the reality that she thought she might be the face eaten in this world, Jin Yoo-seong lost a little prosecution.
“Ughhh. Yes. It’s only if the owner likes me this much. Actually, I’m much more of a snob who fell in love with you just because I saw you pretty.”
“Yes, I fall for her because she’s pretty…? Ehe heh. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yusei is my slave, so I don’t have to worry about her other girls.”
“Huh. But, seeing you, owner, you’re short and tall. Your breasts and hips are blah blah blah blah blah blah… Anyway! What on earth does it sound like to say that you’re not popular because you look like a girl?”
“…Huh? That’s… Uh. I’ll let you know.”
Sylvia was reluctant to answer her question. That’s because she was asking her to elaborate on her story of how ugly she was.
“…Can you explain it so that Yusei understands…? Hmm… People generally prefer a face like that girl from before. Yes… Seris is quite handsome… I’m…To be honest, I’m a girl from one to ten without a single part of me looking good…”
“No…? Ah, what kind of crazy thing is that!? I don’t understand even after hearing it.”
Yuseong Jin still did not understand, so Sylvia took a long time to calmly explain.
Brief explanations.
And after hearing all of that, Jin Yoo-seong seemed to be able to catch her outline, albeit slowly.
He was stunned by the reality he learned as her messy mind slowly unraveled.
“…Fuck! A monster like a femme-painting BL male lead is then the most preferred face!? It’s beyond weird, isn’t it like a neighborhood?”
“Eh…? Femi-Grim style? Biel male lead?”
“Oh, no! Master, let’s not even say dirty words like that. Are you nice? Let’s listen to slavery?”
“…?”
Jin Yoo-seong’s urgent and desperate words were like a struggle to get rid of the filth that was trying to penetrate her head.
“Huh!?”
As I held the bewildered Sylvia in her arms and stroked her head, she erased her doubts as if it were okay.
Jin Yuseong’s stroking hand penetrates her ear like rubbing an eraser, and little by little erases the ‘censorship words’ that she almost remembered in her mind.
‘Whew, I almost got fucked! It would be better not to solve such a terrible thing in another world. It’s a word you should never say, so I’ll have to be damn careful.’
With a sigh of relief, Jin Yuseong once again organized the aesthetic function of the other world in his mind.
[Criteria for Preferred Female Appearance]
1. A majestic handsome face with thick lines, a fresh handsome face, a decadent beauty, a sharp nose and chin like a girl, but a very large mouth, a pale face with full lips.
2. Breasts shouldn’t be too big, but you shouldn’t have none at all, and medium is the right size. Similar to the ‘proper amount’ when cooking, each person has their own standards, but the common feature is that the area looks wide.
3. Even if the skin is rough, a healthy skin color is preferred.
4. Must be tall. Not too big, though. The bigger the feet the better.
[Criteria for Preferred Male Appearance]
1. Appearance as thin as a girl.
2. The shape of the chest rises even slightly so that it tastes good to touch. Fat, not muscle!
3. She is not white, so she prefers pinkish skin color.
4. The shorter the height, the better.
What Sylvia heard was horrific for Jin Yoo-seong to accept.
So, isn’t a face that resembles a woman and a face that resembles a man contradict each other? —-About that part, he was also at a loss for words.
To put it bluntly, the people of this world knew what it was like to look like a man or look like a woman, but they went against it head-on.
100% masculine appearance is not good, 100% feminine appearance is not good.
To classify such treatment.
As if the energy of the universe had secretly spilled shit into this dimension, it might be a world that has evolved into a truly terrible hybrid, Yuseong Jin’s head was dizzy.
“Haha… Yu, Uni…? Ah unisex!! You mean unisex?”
Haha… What’s up…?”
“No, no mare.”
Jin Yoo-seong raised her face and buried her in her chest.
‘Anyway, it’s a fucking bizarre town with aesthetic features. Even if it feels like shit, what am I going to do alone?’
Jin Yuseong let out a deep sigh, but continued to caress his master’s head carefully to make her forget the horrible words of censorship that entered Sylvia’s ears.
At the touch of her faithful slave master, she melted in his silent arms, smelling her man.
Long time to do that.
Yuseong, unable to stand still, touched her buttocks with her free hand and then pulled her thighs up one by one, draping them around her own waist.
Jin Yoo-seong walks with his master lifted up in the so-called ‘fielding posture’. In search of a place to rest, he reached the fountain in the plaza, leading his master, who was easily swaying in her arms.
Yuseong Jin sat Sylvia there. And she herself sits next to her.
With her ‘thinking person’ posture, Jin Yoo-seong continued her bizarre thoughts about the aesthetics of another world.
‘No matter how you think about it, it’s like an idiot. Then my master, Sylvia, is so perfectly womanly from head to toe that she is treated for her unpopular looks, isn’t it? Sipal! What kind of absurd cases are there?’
Petite height, small face, large eyes, jewel-like pupils, small mouth size and thick lips, silky silver hair, slender shoulders, large breasts, thin waist, easy delivery hips, soft skin, and a snug belly. A cute little belly button, chubby thighs, long, thin legs, small feet, cute long fingers and toes…
When all of that was focused on one person, Sylvia was said to be at the bottom of the beauty scale, if not completely bottom.
Jin Yuseong recalled the people she had seen all the way here, and realized that she had never seen a person with a very angular face.
This world appearance deviation starts from the top of Jin Yoo-seong’s head, so in the end, it was the characteristics she had that determined her beauty. It’s not true as a bonus, but anyone can see Jin Yoo-seong… It’s just a face like that. Rather, considering that she is tall and has a manly body, she is the opposite of a handsome boy, so she has no choice but to be treated as an ugly person.
In this world, each gender has a manly appearance-to be precise, the more handsome elements they have, the more they are favored, and the more feminine elements they have-and, to be precise, the more pretty elements they have, the more they are disliked.
In other words, speaking as a ratio, if a person raises handsomeness by 5 and prettiness by 5 equally, that person is regarded as the most ordinary person.
If you are a girl, the more your handsomeness is 5 or more and your prettiness goes down to 5 or less, the more popular you are with the opposite sex, and the more opposite you are, the more you will be treated as ugly.
Men, on the other hand, are favored by the opposite sex when they are pretty.
Yuseong Jin saw Sylvia wandering around beside him. She thought about the words she heard her, getting them completely into her head. It’s really weird.
