Chapter 25 – Everyday Life in a Reversed World (5)
No, what
I expected it.
Of course it’s not normal, I thought.
I mean, I expected it.
“Hello, beautiful women. This is your Dantai Mori today!”
“Hello, men! This is your nyotaimori today.”
When we entered the store and sat down at a table divided into men and women, two clerks appeared and greeted us like that.
At first, I didn’t know what Danthai Morini Nyota Morini was.
No, how do I know Japanese?
The only Japanese I know is from the anime.
But it wasn’t long before I found out.
“I’m sorry to those who wish, but for food hygiene reasons, we remove all body hair except hair.”
Waxing? Why is that?
While I was confused, the female clerk who was explaining to me started taking off her clothes.
“Uh?!”
Why take it off?!
When I was surprised, the female clerk smiled and said what she was mistaken for.
“Oh, that’s fine. It’s because the preparations are finished before the guests arrive. It is clean.”
“Ah, genitals, are you new to nyotaimori? Are you okay. These services are meticulously inspected for hygiene in the country. You can enjoy it safely.”
“…”
I looked at the actor who played the role of the final boss, sung by Park Mi-rim.
Choi Sang-joo Mr.
At first glance, he is a handsome man with a neat and tidy impression.
If you lower your eyes slightly, you can see that there is no piercing anywhere on the body, including the ears, lips, and nose.
He even had piercings pierced on his visible fingers.
“Excuse me, what should I do with my posture?”
“Yes? Well, there are kids who are the first, so make it standard.”
“All right.”
A female clerk who lays upright at the table where our men are.
A woman lying naked.
Sushi.
… I immediately realized what nyotaimori was.
Uh? Then what about dantai mori?
“Yes, let’s go pose! Haap!”
Hot! Hot!
Turning her head, she saw a male clerk on a table posing like a bodybuilder.
Halfway down on her knees, her hands spread out wide in front of her.
“…”
“Oh, that’s great!”
“Yes? What?”
“For poses, you can register as a service only those poses that you can take for a long time. Did you say you have to hold out for an hour?”
Can you stay in that position for an hour? It’s great.
No.
Crazy.
Come to eat good sushi, what is this?
“Penis, do you dissolve wasabi in soy sauce?”
“Uh? No, no, I won’t.”
Replying to me in a state of numbness.
“Okay?”
Choi Sang-joo sprinkled soy sauce on the woman’s belly button.
Then he took a root of wasabi and began to grate it on a sharkskin grater.
“Well, I don’t have to worry about the sushi or sashimi being lukewarm because of my body temperature, so just enjoy it.”
I’m not worried about that!
“Yes.”
Shit.
Let’s stop thinking.
Like Choi Sang-joo, I took the sharkskin grater in front of me and began to grate the wasabi.
It’s my first time going to raw wasabi… Why can’t I get a taste for this act?
Come on, can’t we just enjoy it normally?
If that was the case, I would have been excitedly grinding wasabi and saying that this was my first time doing something like this and that it was fun.
Hmm.
The pink nipples went up.
Went down
Went up
Went down
…
I saw a female clerk.
She is a beautiful woman with round and oriental elegance.
Really.
There are many beautiful women in this world.
Even if you take a quick glance along the way, the percentage of beautiful women is over 80%.
Of course, this is just my story with the old world perception, and probably to these people, those beauties are just plain faces.
In this world, only people who are exceptionally beautiful, like Shina and Juri, will be considered beautiful.
Park Mi-rim and the clerk at Nyotaimori right in front of me are also beautiful.
Still, it’s a bit far fetched compared to the two.
“Oh, the cock is big! Would you like to come with me when it’s over?”
A voice is heard from the seat next to you.
An actress other than Park Mi-rim and Sparky was saying that to the male clerk.
And, the moment I heard those words, I felt the eyes of the two women on me.
“Huh? What’s wrong with you two?”
“No, nothing.”
“Whoops, I figured out something bigger.”
“What? Really? Bigger than this guy?! Introduce me too!”
Hmm.
Is it an optical illusion? The male clerk’s pose seems to have lost his confidence.
“Are you still not listening to the news around you?”
“Huh? Why? Why? Why why why?”
“No, it’s okay. It’s your fault for missing the treasure.”
While Park Mi-rim was teasing the actress, Choi Sang-joo looked at me and said.
“Are you talking about me?”
“Yes? How did you know?”
“Well, if you open your ears a little, you will know. The director said he fell in love with your cock at first sight?”
Hmm.
Our director is a man.
It’s okay for a man to say he fell in love with my cock.
And the clerk there.
Nyotaimorin or whatever, I do it right, why are you trying to sneak a look at my crotch?
If so, I can’t see it. You’re wearing pants
“They also complained to me that I had to put you in the lead role. Hey, wouldn’t my cock be the target of comparison if I put you in?”
Hmm. Right.
… Come to think of it, in this world, it’s a pretty serious thing, right?
In previous worlds, men fought a lot with pride over it, so what about here?
“Hmm. Sorry.”
“No. Anything is fine as long as it makes a good movie.”
Oh.
If it hadn’t been for the size of his cock, I would have wondered if this was an actor.
Isn’t it amazing that he prioritizes movies even if he’s ruined?
In fact, the clerk at Nyotaimori was admiring it.
No, the female clerk.
No, Nyotaimori, no, well, anyway.
Shit.
“But I’m sorry. There are only three people called out.”
Mr. Sparky, Ms. Actress, Ms. Choi Sang-joo.
Anyway, hmm.
“Excuse me.”
“Huh?”
“What is the name of that actress?”
“Oh, didn’t you hear that? He does speak in a muffled tone.”
I want to hear your name like that.
Cooong!
A huge tuna climbed onto the cutting board, making a heavy sound and drawing attention.
“It’s because my nephew has no clothes, what!”
“Oh, who has no seals? Uncle Do you know how cute the staff treat me? Really funny.”
“Oops, I didn’t know that again! Haha, everyone, please make our Mirim look pretty.”
Saying that, my uncle started trimming the tuna.
An old sign was hung in front of the place where such an uncle worked.
It is said that this was the first autograph Park Mi-rim gave as soon as she came to Seoul and became an actress.
It’s a famous and expensive sushi restaurant, so there were other celebrities’ autographs on the wall behind the counter (including the autographs of three people except me), but that sign is the only one hanging there.
Even the autograph was not properly signed, it was the guy who signed the A4 paper.
Park Mi-rim said after watching it.
“Uncle, would you like a new one with a clean sign?”
“What? It’s okay.”
“But.”
“This is enough.”
My uncle moved his hands delicately while laughing and talking to Park Mi-rim and us.
I looked at the tuna belly placed in front of me, carefully dipped it in the soy sauce in the belly of the female clerk and ate it.
“Mmm, delicious.”
I mean, there is a taste.
My uncle fed us a piece of sashimi for each part and then called the other staff.
“Come on, let’s go fast!”
Employees move their hands furiously to spread sashimi and make sushi.
They were neatly placed on top of the naked bodies of the male and female clerk.
The red tuna meat covering the pure white skin is irresistibly bewitching.
“…”
I picked up the nearest sashimi that was placed on my chest.
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“Awakeners are so envious. It’s easy to manage your weight, so you can just eat!”
Leaving the store, the actress looked at Mirim Park and Mr. Sparky, who ate as much as us men.
“There are downsides too.”
“Really? For example?”
“Because you can lose weight and nutrients beyond your control.”
There Mr. Sparky intervened.
“Aspirants who entered the training center often do that. Because they don’t know the extent of it, they are taken away due to malnutrition or anemia.”
Originally, Sparky used to use honorifics for the actress, but we got close while eating together and stopped talking.
But malnutrition
I don’t know if Shina is okay.
Let’s ask later.
We decided to go our separate ways and were about to part, but Mr. Park Mi-rim caught Mr. Sparky.
“Don’t you have a sparky car?”
“Huh. I just ran with my abilities.”
“Okay? Then get in my car Come with me. If you use your ability, all the tuna you ate will be digested.”
“That doesn’t work.”
Next, Park Mi-rim saw me.
“You must have been on your way to the genital house, right? What do you want to do? Shall I give you a ride?”
“No, I just want to get some fresh air at night. I will follow you as I did when I came.”
Sangju hyung left with the actress.
I wondered what I would do if I were to be photographed, but when I thought about it, I knew there would be no problem.
Even if the paparazzi take pictures, there will be no dating rumors, so celebrities in this world will be comfortable.
With that thought in mind, I chased after Park Mi-rim’s electric car and cut through the night air.
Pew!
What a profit!
The tire of Mr. Park Mi-rim’s car, who was leading the way, suddenly exploded, and the car turned over on the spot and began to roll.
“What?!”
Cooong!
I hurriedly stopped the motorcycle and called 911 as I ran toward the overturned car.
However.
Fu-wook!
“I have to sort you out first.”
“…”
A man jumped out of a nearby building and stabbed me in the stomach with something, and I fell.
“Uh.”
Uh?
This, Carl.
Fu-wook!
The moment I thought about that, the knife sank even deeper, and my body collapsed on the side of the road as my legs gave out all the strength.
“… !”
I couldn’t even scream in pain.
A fear welled up in him that the knife would dig deeper if he moved or screamed.
“Uh… ! Heo-eok… !!”
It hurts! Knife! What! Suddenly! You bastard!
“If you are alive, Mirim will never forget your cock!”
As he shouted, the man secreted a clear liquid from his palm.
Chi profit.
The liquid on the floor melts the asphalt like butter.
“… !”
I reflexively looked at the road where the accident had occurred.
You can see a strangely winding road.
Well, you spread that liquid thinly and melted the tire and exploded it.
No, more than that!
Damn, I need to dodge it! I can’t move!
Oh, ability! Although Mr. Sparky exists, his ability!
I’m trying to use my abilities.
“It’s a surprise.”
I heard a calm voice that didn’t match the situation too much.
“It’s good that you came wearing a suit for work.”
In a car that suddenly had an accident, when the hell did he escape?
Mr. Sparky, who had no scars, appeared carrying Mr. Park Mi-rim, who also had no scars.
Mr. Sparky pressed the small watch-shaped terminal on the suit’s wrist.
“The ambulance will be here soon, so don’t pull out the knife and wait.”
Mr. Sparky said that while looking at me.
Quarreureung!
Watching her wrapped in her lightning bolt, that day I realized why she is one of Korea’s leading heroes.
