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Worst Hero Ever 67

Worst Hero Ever 67

Chapter 67 – Thank You for Loving Me All This Time

Spot

My new model disappears.
My afterimages that stretch in an instant.
Anyway, this game will be over soon.
Olivia, I will accept your marriage proposal.

“… Activate the nerf magic circle!”

Ugh ugh

Suddenly, unfamiliar patterns on the floor of the cave that I hadn’t noticed glowed.
Is this the magic circle that wizards talk about?

Burning letters that suddenly appear in my eyes.
[All stats have decreased by 20%.]

Doo

“Cheuk!”

Body slowed down
Since he was a wizard, he thought he would hide something.
Without panic, I quickly checked my stats.

Strength: 100 Dexterity: 100 Intelligence: 73 Luck: 72

It was 20%, so it was cut a lot.
Emily must have been hit by this.

I have an incredible stat, so even after losing this much, I still maintain my stats.

However, at level 37, Emily’s physical abilities plummeted at the moment, so she would not have been able to properly resist the witches.

“It must be the blood of new feet! It’s over, Olivia!”

He came close to Olivia.
Thinking of hitting the back of the neck and passing out.

Oddly enough, she doesn’t show any signs of embarrassment even though they’re so close that they can feel each other’s breath.

What?
I heard that wizards are those who prepare.
Have you prepared something else?
Olivia’s lips, which had been still, sparkled and the magic was cast.

“Blink.”

Spot

Oh.
Short-range teleportation magic?
Years like this kind of cheating.
If that’s the case, there’s no point in me being fast!

“A mean year.”
“I was taught to take it as a compliment to swear at an enemy in battle.”

This made the situation ambiguous.
I tried to press down so that I couldn’t even react with the overwhelming agility stat, but it became useless.

Of course, Blink is a magic that requires mana, so there is a way to wait until the mana runs out, but I can’t even guess how big the mana is for that witch with an intelligence stat of 300.

“Then how about this method?”

If you can’t press down with stats, you can use the candidate’s skill.
And I have a one-on-one limited opener skill?

Won’t you come into my room

“Activate the Chamber of Truth!”
“Devil Shield!”

Tuong

Got stuck
The Chamber of Truth I shot in the air was blocked.

“You seem to be using a skill that uses demonic magic. I don’t know what it is, but it looks dangerous, so I’ll stop it.”

Annoying bitch.
Neither this nor that.
Do you really think I got this wrong?
Negative thoughts creep up in your head.

“Then is it my turn? Stem bind!”

Farak Pararak

Plant stems suddenly jump out of the ground and try to catch me.
Even at a glance, kidney bean stems the size of an oak forearm.
It’s like the stem of Jack and the Bean Sprouts from a fairy tale book that I saw at a glance on the earth in the previous world.

What is clear is that the moment you are tied to that thing, the duel and all things will come to an end.

“Huh!”
“No matter how much you struggle, it’s no use! I’ve already planted a bunch of seeds on the cave floor before you came. Please accept your fate!”

This.
This must have been a complete minefield.
In the future, when fighting wizards, I’ll focus on ambush.
I didn’t know it was so reckless to fight a prepared mage.

Pak pak puck puck

First, I punched two plant stems rising from the ground.
Plants struck by my ruthless fist with over 100 stats fall into powder.
The problem is that this plant stem is not one or two.

My stamina can’t stand it like this.
The situation where my stamina was exhausted first while fighting the wizard was unexpected.

“You’re holding back pretty well. So what about this one? Devil Missile.”

If Magic Missile is light magic, Devil Missile is very basic dark magic.

Even if I don’t have to, I’m busy trimming the stems that come up, but the black missiles aiming at my vital points are very annoying.

“You’ve never fought a warlord once or twice.”
“Hohoho, no matter how you look at it, I was the one who fought as the vanguard during the Witch War. How many times have you met knights or warriors attacking from behind? Please calmly accept your destiny to be my puppy.”

Olivia is smiling deep as she recalls her face as if the duel after a long time is interesting.
On the other hand, my whole body was drenched in sweat, so I struggled to defend.

It shouldn’t be like this.
If we go on like this, we will lose
Something has to create a variable of the situation.

“Twaaaaap!”

Gave up defense.
It runs while cutting off only plant stems that may directly interfere with its movement.

Puck puck puck

“Heh heh!”

Blood flowed from his mouth.
As the devil missile hit my whole body, my body could not overcome the shock and coughed up blood.
However, he discovers an unexpected fact.

“… Is it right?”

Plant stems are tricky.
If your movement is restricted, then you will be bombarded with concentrated fire, so of course you have to block it.

On the other hand, Devil Missile hurts to death, but it doesn’t seem like you’ll faint or cripple yourself from being hit.

“What the hell is your intelligence stat? It doesn’t make sense to be fine even though you’re hit with a missile without a shield.”

Aha.

Until now, I thought that the intelligence stat only makes the brain smarter and increases magic and mana.
However, it turns out that it seems to increase magic defense as well.

Of course, with physical strength and agility supported to some extent, magic defense must be high to withstand some magical attacks.

For example, Olivia’s intelligence stat is 300, so her magic defense is likely to be overwhelmingly higher than mine.

But is she okay even if she gets hit with magic missiles like me?

That’s not it.

Even if the magic defense is extremely high, there is fixed damage, that is, the minimum incoming damage, so Olivia, who has low health, will be knocked out with a single devil missile.

That’s why that woman will find a way to avoid getting hit on her own with shield magic or other evasion magic.

In any case, any item has a stat, so it’s all effective.
Honestly, I thought investing 100 in intelligence was a waste.
Long live the real balancer.

“Don’t let it end like this. Olivia! Just wait there.”

After bluffing, the kidney bean stems were removed, and the Devil missiles hit the body with relentless approach.

The distance between her and her is now only 3 m.
It is within reach of her hand.

Tup

Yes?
I look down and see that my ankles are tied.
What?
Did you remove all the kidney bean stems?
If you look closely, you can see that it is not a kidney bean stem, but a tree root.

“In the first place, wizards are beings who do not fight unless there is a chance. Would I have stood here, relying on just one kidney bean stalk?”

That’s right.
Olivia’s kidney bean stalks were just bait to get my attention.
The real one was the root of a tree, and he hid it near me, and when I forced myself to come in, he bound me at once.

Tup Tup

The ankle was the start, and before I knew it, my hands and all of my upper and lower body were restrained by the roots.
A situation that is literally unstoppable.
It got caught in the water.

“In the future, if you encounter a wood attribute mage or witch, remind yourself that there may be something that can bind you anywhere. Well, if you become my pet dog, you won’t need to know anymore.”

Olivia smiles triumphantly.
Now that I look at it, my lips are also painted thinly with green lipstick.
Why does this girl like green so much?
That’s why it’s like a druid concept.

Olivia seems to be getting on her nerves, even though I’m completely chained to the tree roots, yet strangely relaxed, lost in her wanderings.

“Why are you so relaxed? Do you have any hidden tricks?”
“No, just because you are pretty.”
“… Is that a concept? Do you say that to every woman passing by?”
“No? Do you only say this to my woman?”

Olivia paused at my words, then opened her mouth.

“That means that only me in this world will be told that I am pretty.”

Yes?
Why do you say that?
He informs Olivia of her stern facts.

“I don’t know why you think so, but I have 30 women. He also has two wives. You are going to be my third wife.”
“… Playboy bastard. I almost fell for a moment just die! You trash bastard!”

Oh.
It seems to have backfired.
Olivia went off in her frenzy.
She raises her hand and chants her magic.

“Dark Spear!”

Self

Near her shoulder, a huge dark spear, well over two meters, can be seen.
Looking at it, it’s the size of a Devil Missile that would cause serious trouble if it gets hit raw.

“The spear-type magic performed by witches and sages of 4th or higher has high penetrating and destructive power, so even your ignorant magic defense will be useless.”

Olivia must have decided to half-kill me.
Is this a bit difficult?

“Kuh, you really don’t move.”
“Binding magic is a basic skill for wood magicians. Thank you for not being a thorny vine.”

What bullshit are you talking about making skewers with a spear anyway?
In the end, the Darkness Spear was accurately inserted into my abdomen.

Pooh wook

“Aaaaagh!”
“Not enough yet! A man like you who plays with a woman’s heart deserves more scolding! Wood Arrow!”

Snug snug

Now, Olivia inflicts pain by hitting various parts of my body with Arrow magic.

Getting more and more confused
Will I lose to Olivia at this rate?

“The time has come. I think I’ve given you enough pain, so I’ll feed you solitude.”

Then, he pulls out a disgusting centipede from his bosom and approaches him.

“Oh, don’t come. I won’t open my mouth.”
“Don’t open it. I’ll open it up for you.”

Sssss

With one stroke of her hand, her tree trunk takes hold of her mouth on either side of her and opens it.

Shit.

I didn’t know there was such a number.
If this is the case, you have to eat self-poisoning without moving.
And it will become the pet dog of Olivia who has Mogodog.

“Ah, try it. Oh~”
“Turn off… Lose… Oops! Oops!”

Self-poison entered the body.
It was clear that something terrible had entered my head.
Something coiled in the brain.

“You are now the perfect pet dog for me. Whoops.”
“What bullshit… The game isn’t over yet.”
“Is it really so?”

Meanwhile, Olivia pulls out a glass bottle containing all solitude from her arms.
Then she starts shaking the vial the size of her thumb lightly.

Tak Tak Tak

“… Aaaaagh! It hurts! Please stop! Stop! Aww!

Oh, it hurts so bad
This is the kind of pain you can never resist.
Is this the long orphan who squeezes the head of Son Oh-gong of Jecheondaeseong in Journey to the West?
I just felt like my head was split in half.

“Even if you lightly shake the bottle, Mogodok inside is under great stress. Jagodok, where the soul is connected, is naturally affected by the stress of Mogodok.”

In short, you mean that her son goes crazy with the mother, right?
What are all these bugs?
The more I look at them, the more they look like beggars.

Anyway, it hurt so much.
This seems to be a pain that feels a little different from the soul restraints that demons use to subdue their opponents.
But it’s this or that kind of thing that’s absolutely irresistible.

“I’m going to take that damn bottle of Mogodok!”
“Oh? You can’t reveal all your thoughts like that.”

When I said that I would take away the bottle of Mogodok, Olivia came over and stroked my cheek as if she were cute.
I’m tied up so she can’t do anything even though she’s stroking my cheek.
She whispers in my ear with her triumphant smile.

“There is no way I can give it away. Whoops.”

Finished.
Olivia wins.
Damon L.

Damon is now a puppet completely controlled by Olivia.

Thank you for loving the worst protagonist ever.

Worst Hero Ever

Worst Hero Ever

사상 최악의 주인공
Status: Hiatus Type: Author: , Released: 2021 Native Language: Korean
Song Gil-joon, an evil man who astonished the world on Earth.After his death, he possesses the body of a crazy boy from a parallel world.If you're a foolish master anyway, wouldn't it matter if I acted more like a fool?Even worse, the more I do, the higher my stats are!

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