Chapter 134 – Can I Fuck Your Mother? (4)
“What?”
Kim Min-jae, who is so dumbfounded, that the end of his words naturally blurs.
I stare at my friend’s face as I drink cola through a straw.
It doesn’t sound like a joke.
It’s not even a story to be brought up as a joke in the first place.
Asking if it is okay to fuck someone else’s mother is a dangerous prank that could even lead to murder.
Kim Ho-yeong is not the kind of guy who would do such farmland.
Then I can’t believe I’m going to fuck her mother with all my heart… No, does it mean “Sell it”?
“Lets think. No matter how you think about it, isn’t there only benefit? You will be free from your mother, you will open a hospital, and your mother, who has been working on her own for 20 years, will finally have a man.”
“For a moment. I’ll think about it.”
Kim Min-jae’s head turned around busily.
Sell mom
Isn’t it anti-human immorality from the beginning?
However, the opponent is not a big deal.
Isn’t it not a heinous criminal organization or a psychopath?
“… You’re not talking about forcibly raping her hated mother, are you?”
“Of course. If your mother says no, I won’t even touch her. I promise.”
“Really?”
“Of course.”
If it is false, report it to the police.
Besides, was my mother a great person to be raped by a kid?
Her mother, who was a former swimmer, still has better physical strength than Kim Min-jae, who is still a man.
Well, that was partly because Kim Min-jae was too weak for a man.
“Well, if my mother would allow it… You’re not her mother’s type. But how much money do you have? Can I be honest? I only took out 1 billion in housing loans, and to open a business… It would also require at least 1 billion to rent a site in Expansion-Dong, where land prices are fucking expensive.”
“Okay. So, if you give me 2 billion, you’re handing over her mother, right?”
“What? She says she has 2 billion?”
2 billion is not even the name of someone’s dog.
2 billion… Isn’t it an amount that an unemployed man in his 20s can afford to give away?
“Are you really going to give me 2 billion?”
“Because it’s real. I’ll deposit it in advance, so if the money doesn’t come in, don’t keep your promise either. Instead, if you get paid, you should introduce her to her mother.”
It’s a word that’s sincere.
If there were 2 billion!
Oh Jeong-yeon always said that as long as you have money, 90% of your worries will disappear.
Minjae Kim agrees.
Even after graduating from medical school and obtaining a doctor’s license, the bondage of poverty still hung over his life like a dark cloud and seldom freed him.
Of course, if you open a business and earn money in earnest, you will be able to afford it, but it is a contradiction that even the cost of opening a business cannot be afforded!
I was even thinking about whether I should return my resume to a general hospital and get a job.
Although her mother would have objected, she said, “She said she would only live as an employee, and she went all the way to the United States!”
‘2 billion… 2 billion. 2 billion? If you have 2 billion in your pocket, the interest you have to pay each month will be your living expenses, right?’
Because of her mother’s greed… Yes, because of her mother’s vanity, she bought a house too expensive and spacious for two.
The interest alone is 2.5 million won per month.
That’s someone’s salary.
‘I said it was okay to live in a single room. You’re struggling with debt right now, isn’t your mother to blame? So it’s only natural to place some of the blame on her mother. She wasn’t pushing her back to be raped in the first place, she was just introducing her, right? 2 billion with that… How many patients do I have to treat if I want to work and earn 2 billion? It’s hard to make 100-200 million won a year’
At first she thought it was absurd to introduce her mother to her friends, but the more she thought about it, the more it didn’t make any sense to her.
More bluntly, money was probabilities.
“A pig if I just introduce myself? If mom says she doesn’t like it, that’s it. I’ve done my part by introducing you. Don’t change your words.”
“I know. So, did you promise to be good too?”
“If you give me 2 billion first, I’ll talk to my mother then.”
“Good. It is a contract.”
Braided.
Coke cups collide like soju glasses and declare that they are satisfied with each other.
It turned out so much easier than I thought… Thought Kim Min-jae.
‘Honestly, isn’t the contract too advantageous only for me?’
‘Once she gets the money, she says she doesn’t want her mother to do anything with Kim Ho-young, and then she kicks her seat and leaves, and that’s it, isn’t it?’
‘Mom hates a pathetic and pathetic type like Kim Ho-yeong’
‘Especially if you say that you made money from pimping, you will definitely be despised’
‘Then, wouldn’t that mean I’m actually getting 2 billion won?’
‘What is Kim Ho-yeong thinking?’
The guy didn’t seem to mind.
She says she just likes it, wiping the ketchup off her fingers with a napkin.
Is he stupid
It is normal that at least the timing of the deposit should have been pushed.
This side has no obligation to do anything unless 2 billion comes in, so there is no reason to lose money.
Just take the money, meet him once, and dump him.
Are there any defects in the contract?
… It is perfect.
A perfect plan where no gaps can be found no matter where you look.
2 billion came rolling in whole vines.
“Good… Allow me too. Let me introduce you to her mother. You know you have to do your best to eat, right?”
In the end, Kim Min-jae fell for the temptation of sweet money and decided to become a bridge between his mother and his friend. No one would have expected that a contract would be made to hand over her mother to a friend at a fast food restaurant that the local kids love.
After making an agreement that each was satisfied with, the two left the burger house and joined the party.
It’s not like the four of us are going on a double date, so we talked about breaking up with this today.
“It was nice meeting you after a long time, Jeongyeon.”
Suddenly, Kim Ho-young said goodbye to her friend’s mother, who was not her friend. Oh Jeong-yeon, with her arms crossed, made her chest size stand out even more. There was contempt in her eyes that seemed to belittling Kim Ho-yeong.
“I was also delighted. But don’t you have to get a job soon? Your parents will be worried.”
“I have no intention of getting a job. My mother doesn’t urge me too much.”
“Okay? Really?”
“Sure.”
“Hmm… Maybe you gave up? But you’re older now, so you should think about getting married in the future. To do that, you must have a house, a decent job, and the attention of the people around you… “
The one-day speech began.
Kim Min-jae, knowing full well how long Oh Jung-yeon starts nagging her once, patted her forehead with the palm of her hand.
On the one hand, I also felt relieved to think that Oh Jeong-yeon and Kim Ho-young could not work out.
Well, that’s normal.
“I had to stop talking. How is your auntie?”
“-What?”
Kim Ho-young skillfully interrupted her story and changed the topic.
The worst subject in Kim Min-jae’s opinion.
“Hasn’t Ajumma also been working on a poison workshop for 20 years? Aren’t there spider webs in your pussy?”
“What—!!”
Oh Jeong-yeon’s face turned red. She is so excited that only her lips lick her lips and no words come out.
“No matter how important children’s education is, there is still a woman’s happiness that is not filled with children… In another 10 years, she will be the real girl, even if I want to date her then, I won’t be able to date her. Before it’s too late… “
“Stop! Stop.”
Kim Min-jae suddenly intervened.
If it wasn’t for what was agreed upon in advance, it would have been the timing for her to get angry no matter how much she was a friend, but because she had already heard of Kim Ho-young’s purpose.
Besides, she needs to get 2 billion as well.
I had to calm down before things got too hot.
“Mi, Mi, Minjae. What did he just say?”
“Come down mom.”
“I just said it because I was worried about the lady.”
“Kim Ho-yeong, you should stop too.”
Minjae Kim glanced back at her friend as she pushed her hardened mother’s back away from her seat. The boy is grinning with a guilt-free expression.
‘I heard you made money by pimping, but you’ve become a real crazy bastard’
No matter how much mom scratched her temper first, there should be a distinction between words that can’t be said.
Kim Min-jae shook her head and grabbed her hand.
‘If I get 2 billion won, I’ll just cut off the relationship. Poor kid… ‘
Looking at that uneducated attitude, I was worried that even saying that I would give him 2 billion would be nothing more than a bluff.
“Uh, how… How could you say something like that… I can not believe it… This, this is complete sexual harassment.”
“I know, Mom. He must have turned.”
“Oh, that’s what mom said. I have to go out with her friends… Well, that crazy kid isn’t helping your life at all.”
She was sorry for her mother who still couldn’t get out of her shock and stuttered her words, but it was hard to affirm that right now.
Kim Min-jae revealed her plan to collect 2 billion in detail, cursing her situation of having to say sorry to her mother in a new house where her belongings had not yet been sorted out.
Her mother was unexpectedly not angry and calmly listened to her story.
It was also a middle-aged person who had gone through all the prenatal battles.
“So? When her mother puts a glass of cold water on her baby, she says, “I have no body to show you like you.”
“Exactly, Mom! We only need to meet once. She said he wouldn’t rape her, so if her mother dumps her, that’s the end of the contract.”
Oh Jeong-yeon was well aware of the difficulty of repaying her loan.
She actually had a lot of her brood when she moved into the swell dong… She was just thinking that it was dangerous if she didn’t do something, but this might be a chance from heaven…
2 billion.
How much money is 2 billion?
Besides, she was going to meet the bastard one more time, even though Oh Jeong-yeon she didn’t.
“There was a time when I asked him to eat… What to me What about spider webs?”
“Gee, calm down, Mom. I thought that bastard was crazy too.”
“I can’t forgive… I’ll have to scratch her face with her nails.”
Oh Jung-yeon gnashed her teeth as she applied her essential oil and spread her shiny, polished nails terrifyingly.
“Calm down for now, Mom. Because our goal is 2 billion. I’m still not sure if he’ll give me the real 2 billion—”
Then the alarm sounded and a text message arrived.
“I deposited 2 billion won. Tell the aunt to come to my house.”
“… Damn, you really deposited 2 billion won.”
“What? Really?”
Oh Jeong-yeon, who would normally have pointed out her son’s use of profane language, was overwhelmed by the number of 2 billion in her bank account and froze.
“Mom… I’m sorry, but I guess I have to go to their house first? Don’t you think something will happen if you receive 2 billion won and don’t keep your promise?”
“… Good… Anyway, I also wanted to say something to him.”
Oh Jeong-yeon draped her cardigan over her dress and took her handbag.
“I’ll go and fix it right away.”
“After meeting her, she changed her mind, so why not go out with the real Kim Ho-young?”
“Are you crazy? Don’t worry about mom and cut ties with her. There are many people who ruined their lives because they couldn’t lose their old friends.”
Haha. I understand, mom.”
Even her impatience to get the job done quickly could be seen in her mother, who was putting on her shoes.
Kim Min-jae did not worry at all that something might happen at the meeting of the two men, and just saw her mother off, imagining the shape of her fingernail marks that her mother would leave on Kim Ho-young’s face.
The time now is 4:30 PM.
After waiting for her mother, she thought it would be appropriate to have dinner together, but Oh Jeong-yeon did not return no matter how much time passed.
Kim Min-jae, who was lying on the sofa and waiting, fell asleep. When she opened her eyes the next morning, her mother was cooking in the kitchen in the same dress she had worn yesterday.
When did you come back?
Why didn’t you change your clothes?
