Chapter 100 – Uninvited Guest
My nose, which had tickled strangely about a week ago, is getting more trouble today.
—Each!
I don’t know if you were young, but it’s been a long time since I sneezed after growing up. Is it possible that my story is coming out in a single cell somewhere these days?
“Captain? Why is that?”
“Ah, it’s no big deal. It looks like you’ve caught a mild cold.”
“The knight has a cold. Isn’t he… Perhaps cursed?”
I was in the midst of having a lot of fun. Suddenly, my heart went out.
—Saaa…
When Agnes, who had a worried expression on her face, beckoned lightly, the chill that enveloped the entire arena quickly dissipated.
‘It’s quite chilly now.’
As soon as she crossed the wall, it was Agnes who showed remarkable growth. If I had a little more skill here, I probably wouldn’t be able to deal with him while playing moderately like before.
Then I wonder if it was so cold that I sneezed out while sparring. It was a bit funny, but it was also a fairly believable story.
“Oh my God, look at these sunken eyes…! Shouldn’t you go to the temple soon? I’m seriously concerned about your health.”
However, from Agnes’ point of view, my condition is not very good.
“It’s no big deal. I had a little sleep last night.”
“Yeah?! To sneeze unexpectedly and even lose sleep. No matter how you look at it, it means something is wrong!”
If I had known this was going to happen, I would have eaten something similar to the honey from Master’s breast. It was really good for rejuvenation.
… It was a problem because I squeezed more than that.
“Huh…”
I put down my sword and sat down in my chair, yawning, when Agnes came closer and stared at me with anxious eyes like a kitten.
“I’m fine… I guess I’m just a little tired… Hmm?”
“It doesn’t look good at all. No matter how you look at it, it looks like you need to rest. You’ll have to take a vacation right away from tomorrow. Even superhumans have limits.”
“Haha.”
Suddenly, a meaningless laugh breaks out. The way Agnes nags and shoots at me is like a wife who is worried about her husband.
‘I’m sorry… ‘
When I think of that, the triangle in my heart rotates mercilessly and pokes at my conscience. To think that she was so concerned about me, who had become like this because I stayed up all night with another woman.
“Hey, maybe you have a fever.”
The feeling of guilt intensifies when I see her blush as she gently places her hand on my forehead.
But why does it not stop there and wants to hold my whole head in its arms?
“Agnes. The work isn’t over yet.”
“It is one of the vice-captain’s duties to support the captain’s health. So, this much is fine.”
—Mulkyong!
Buried in the majesty of her majesty that made her breathless, I carefully pushed her away.
“Let go of this. You won’t be able to breathe properly.”
“Haaaaah…! The captain’s breath is in my heart…”
“I’m afraid my subordinates won’t see it. Let’s enjoy this kind of luxury when we’re alone.”
“Yes, yes…”
From the chest where a single drop of water flowed down, Agnes’ refreshing scent wafted up.
How could I smell so good even though I was sweating from sparring? A woman’s body is very strange.
‘Master, as expected, you can’t compare in your heart.’
While doing this, I felt like I was being rude, but I shook her head and quickly brushed it off. Then, after continuing the interrupted sparring, he performed the rest of the day.
“…Hey, are you not working?”
“I tend to finish all my assigned tasks in the morning. The captain’s assistant is more important to me.”
However, Agnes seemed to be determined to annoy me by following me around all day today.
It’s a necessary companion for work. Even so, what the hell does it mean to follow you to the bathroom?
I couldn’t help but stare at her with her tired eyes.
“Why are you doing this? Didn’t you say it was okay?”
“Ho, I’m worried that I might collapse any minute… You can see the tiredness on your face that you can’t hide. Take a look in the mirror.”
—Sureung!
“Do you think I look so weak in her eyes? Oops…”
It was so hot that she pulled out a sword instead of a mirror in anger and looked at her face once on the black surface.
“Hmm. It’s a little too serious.”
“Hey! Do you understand now? Why don’t you take a break tomorrow? I’ll do the work for you. Sir Vias is quite competent, so there should be no problem for a day or so.”
“This, the captain’s appearance is such that the subordinates have no choice but to come out… Let me seriously review your opinion.”
I just thought I was a little tired, but it was this much. I didn’t even have time to take a look at myself because I was on my way to work from Master’s house.
Her face was rough, her eyes were sunken, and she was unshaven, which made her look very spectacle. It’s literally a sigh of relief.
Master, what have you done to me?
“Yes. Then, if you don’t come to work tomorrow, I’ll assume you’re taking a break. Instead, you must go to the temple. Must!”
“Okay, okay.”
Then, leaving Agnes behind, sitting alone in the office and preparing for work, memories of last night suddenly come to mind.
‘Haha… Disciple Let’s do it one more time.’
‘Master! I have to go to work now! Your subordinates are waiting.’
‘Is that so? Then, by the due authority of my general, I grant you a week’s leave from the present time. Since you took the beginning of the woman, you should serve with all your might.’
‘Please, don’t say that even as a joke. Isn’t it more frightening because it’s oddly realistic? Then I’ll leave.’
She said she was afraid of stealing, which she learned late, but Master, who knew the pleasures of men and women, continued to seduce me by shaking her beautiful body.
I feel as if I have fallen into a trap set by a flower that attracts people and draws out nutrients.
‘Haha… Haaaaa… ♡’
‘Huh, then I’ll see you later.’
He continued to use the group with ridiculous excuses until morning, so he managed to escape by attacking several weak points that he found last night at once, causing him to faint.
After all, Master was an amazing person in many ways. Will I be able to win next time?
“Sigh…”
By the way, making love to a woman caused non-combat losses and even taking a vacation into consideration. She let out a sigh. It was something I should deeply reflect on as a commander.
Although the cause was the general, the highest ranking officer in the imperial military, that was no excuse.
I guess I need to be careful with my lower legs now. Aren’t there already three women?
First of all, today’s work is somehow finished, so I should go home and get some sleep.
“Hard work.”
“Yes, loyal!”
Somehow, I ended up leaving work two days in a row, but somehow it seems that I am getting further and further away from a peaceful life.
[The only good devil is a dead devil]
I went on my way home from work, touching the book in my arms that Master had prepared for me.
* * *
When I returned home, my house, which should serve as a peaceful haven, was sparkling dizzy with vibrating divine power and brilliant white light.
“What is all this…”
“Heaven. Have you performed a miracle here?”
Even my normally decent neighbor, the uncle next door, the Earl of Flanders, a high-ranking imperial official, was paying great attention to the mess in our house, crossing the cross in the air.
Seeing that, I stepped into the garden feeling a little dizzy.
Butler, where’s the butler’s inspiration? What kind of guests did it get to this point?
Even if Cardinal Malleus, the highest-ranking cleric among my acquaintances, had visited in person, this uproar would not have happened.
As soon as I entered the house, the old butler with a disheveled appearance came running to me and grabbed my sleeve.
“Master! Are you back?”
“Don’t come back, start by explaining what happened.”
“That’s right, the priests from the Heavenly Protestant Church came to visit the master! For now, they were taken to the drawing room… But perhaps the hospitality wasn’t negligent.”
“The Celestial Church is me? Why the hell? Whoa, first of all… I get it.”
There was no time to pursue this or that.
I hurriedly ran into the bedroom, transformed into as normal as I could over the course of about five minutes, and then headed straight to where the guests were waiting.
—A jump!
“You’ve waited a long time. I just returned home from work. Uh…”
When I opened the drawing room door, the woman who was sitting on the sofa and staring at me was swaying with tremendous divine power that I had never heard of before.
Even at first glance, her features seemed very beautiful, but the literal halo behind her back made it difficult to properly recognize her face.
From the general impression, he looks young because he is not young. Who is it?
For some reason, it felt a bit familiar.
“Are you the leader of the Black Lion Knights?”
“Yes, but…”
“Nice to meet you. I’m Ophelia, a low-level priest of the Celestial Church.”
A low-ranking priest?
A lie that doesn’t even get eaten while wearing that enormous divine power.
What the hell did you come to my house for? Behind his back were a bunch of priests and paladins.
“By any chance, do you remember me?”
No, I think I’m seeing it for the first time today.
I’m still tired, but why did he suddenly break into my house and say something strange?
My eyes narrowed as I stared at the mysterious woman.