Chapter 38 – The White Mage (8)
“… Yes?”
Earthrate asked back with an expression as if he had been stabbed in the stomach from the front while being careful of the side. I nodded and explained the detailed symptoms.
“The penis, the male organ. From the thickness to the length, it has increased by about 2-3 times. The amount of ejaculation is incomparable to what it was before. Because of this, I am having a lot of trouble with my current lover.”
Earthrate shut his mouth and tried to move his gaze to my lower body. It was a disgusting feeling, so I said with a growl.
“I want you to pay attention. Even if the position is reversed, would you like to go over?”
“—Oh. Sir, excuse me.”
The only ones who would be happy to see the boys staring at Ji-Ji-Ji were officials and gays.
There is a saying that if 4 men get together, 1 of them is gay, but luckily there were two of us. As if Earthrate wasn’t gay, he immediately took his eyes off him.
“Hmm. Okay. Enlargement of the genitals… Are there any other side effects? What about the underlying effect?”
“There are no side effects other than this that are within the scope of my discovery. The effect of magic itself is to strengthen physical abilities.”
“Hmmmm. Is that so? Well sir.”
He’s doing that because he’s jealous of this kid. I wasn’t surprised because it was so fucking obvious.
What is Juji augmentation surgery without side effects? This was magic worth billions of dollars if properly set up. Unless you’re a fucking clinical trial victim.
“Kuhm, kuhm. Perhaps this is some kind of mutation magic.”
Earthrate said while clearing his throat.
“From the pattern revealed in
“… Is that so too?”
Variant Magick.
It meant some kind of transformation magic. Although the direction was a little different from the general transformation magic represented by Polymor.
The fundamental difference between ‘transformation’ and ‘transformation’ was whether or not the caster could voluntarily cancel the change.
Usually, transformation magic can be restored to its original form at any time by running out of mana or dispelling it.
On the other hand, mutation magic is different. Because it becomes ‘fixed’ in that form, even if the caster dies, it cannot return to its original form.
Because of this, mutation magic had a lot of nuances, such as curses and side effects of magic. Like the frog prince in a fairy tale or the movie ‘Fly’ in which the main character merges with a fly.
‘For comparison, erotic transformation is transformation magic, and devil fruit is transformation magic.’
And a case like me would be close to mutation magic. Because my Zugiconda has already been maintained against my will for over a night.
Fortunately, I had some rough guesses in advance, so I wasn’t too taken aback. It’s not a big deal that my Juji has grown.
‘Rather than that, it’s more important whether additional mutations will occur here.’
It is a watershed between King Ghidorah Juji and Lezbeom wedding.
Wow, but on second thought, what a fucking crazy choice. Is the golden balance real?
It was terrifying to have my jiuji, which I would bring to bed with Fran, become like a fire hose, but it was clear that the scissoring sex party was a game that the sane couldn’t stand.
‘Please, I hope nothing goes wrong!’
It was when I, who prayed from the bottom of my heart, thought to ask a question. Earthrate said with a worried look on his face.
“The symptoms seem to be very serious. It’s to the point where he came to our guild in such a hurry to ask for advice without asking the university…”
It was a very pretentious tone. However, I answered without even going through my brain as I was thinking about the next question.
“Nope. It’s a field job, so going back to the university is time consuming.”
That was a mistake
“… Yes? Field job… What?”
Earthrate wide-eyed. When I looked at him wondering what was going on, his face gradually grew futile and ridiculed.
“Ha… Then, Mr. Wayne, you’re not the one sent out from Carmine College’s faculty?”
“Yes? Oh, yes. Why?”
“… Whoa.”
The fuckin’ raycist sighed openly as she changed her pose. He puts her arm on her couch and doesn’t even hide the upset tee.
Why is this bastard suddenly like this? I couldn’t figure out what kind of brainless thinking this idiot had come to such an immature conclusion.
Haha! I also thought that he was the one who came out to explore the ruins recently discovered at Carmine University. Huh, I thought it was just a master’s degree in the field. I was stupid for this.”
That’s sick you were fucking stupid I even admired Earthrait’s stupidity.
It usually takes a week to get from Einhir where Carmine University is located, but I wonder if people came because it was discovered a few days ago.
Did you think it flew by teleport? If the number was so large that even the fucking teleport magic was mobilized, it would have come as a team rather than me alone. More than anything, I wouldn’t have come to ask that bastard.
“Ha. This is so…”
The idiot, who had finally arrived at a conclusion that could be known with just a little bit of head rolling, suddenly drew a line and looked down on me.
“Mr. Wayne? I’m sorry, but I’ve put an urgent business behind me, so I have to get up.”
“Yes? Wait, what?”
“I really have no face. Instead, I will send a friend of mine who has a history of magic as a minor. It would be better to have a conversation with that friend.”
What the fuck the fuck
I almost broke the thread of reason as a racist bastard with the miraculous skill of fucking up a person in 10 seconds.
Should I just kill this bastard? One murder can avoid the 3 times I have to put up with it.
However, unlike the blacksmith quack, this fellow was a member of the wizard’s guild. No matter how angry he was, he was an opponent who was afraid of repercussions.
“Wait here. All my disciples are sincere, so they will come soon.”
The jjamtong racist bastard said that and walked away without looking back. I squeezed out the last of my reason, leaned back on the sofa, and sighed deeply.
‘Yeah fuck. Let’s think positively.’
That bastard thought I was from Carmine University and came here with the idea of sharing some pie. Even if the misunderstanding is not resolved until the end, there is little chance that proper counseling could have been possible.
I thought so and waited in my seat.
Waited
Waited patiently
“… Why isn’t this bastard coming?”
Even so, the esracist didn’t come. I screamed as if I was screaming at the feeling of boiling inside.
“Why!!! Not coming!!!! That’s it!!!!!”
I waited for 2 hours for the fucking experience!! There may be some errors, but at least an hour has passed!! If you leave someone in a fucking mood, isn’t it polite to at least call a successor soon!!!
“Ugh, I feel like a geek !!”
Jump!!
Having reached the limit of my endurance, I got up from the sofa while headbanging. As I went out the door with a huff, there was a person passing by just at that moment.
“Excuse me. Let’s ask something.”
“Hey?!”
As I approached, the sorceress cowered in horror. No, no matter what I did, everyone reacted like this. Are you afraid of my costume?
“I’m really sorry for talking so suddenly, but do you have any idea where Mr. McRoyver is?”
“Sah, save me!! His lab is on the third floor!!”
“Thank you. I will give you a special life.”
I said hello and found the stairs and went upstairs.
Wandering around the guild here reminds me of when I was in Carmine, when I was a slave for a while. This is all because the internal structure here is dirty and complicated.
“Where is this bird!!!”
My ears, which had been running around vigorously, faintly caught the sound of a conversation coming from somewhere. The strengthened physical ability after the return of the beast also worked on hearing.
“Under… Are you really going to do something like this? Do you really want to go after taking care of me for the rest of your life?”
This fucking husky voice. It was earth rate.
However, I was inadvertently left in place by the conversation I heard.
“What typeface is this? Prior to the contents of a dissertation, you should have basic etiquette. Isn’t that a resource for mages who are much more learned than you? What are we going to do with bringing it this way?”
… Det?
“Or do you have any complaints about me? You don’t like to work? Do you ever want to go home? Why did you become dumb from eating honey? Let’s talk, let’s talk huh? What would you like me to do for you?”
“Guwaaaaa!!!!!”
Startled, I knelt down and rubbed my hands together.
“No! I was wrong! It’s not like I did it on purpose, it’s because I haven’t learned enough yet… No! Absolutely not! Sorry! I will correct it! We will do well in the future! Jeb, give me one more chance… THIS FUCK!!!”
Hitting my head like a fucking spinal reflex, I realized belatedly that it couldn’t have been said to me. Because no one in this guild knows me!
I may look like a fucking asshole, but I couldn’t help it.
The words I just heard were the exact same repertoire as the professors at Carmine University who were giving me shit!!
‘Fuck the plague. How is the tone the same?’
Say↘ Try↗? Is there a separate thesis on how to talk to a childless graduate student?
Even though the words were written in Britannia, the tone was almost like a fucking tonal tone of slapping Chinese locals with sandals back and forth. This ssingssongsssssxiao fuck rom. I got mad and ran to the place where the sound came from.
─Hodadak!!
The source of the fucking tone was under the second floor window. Shortly after being surprised that I had heard these distant sounds, I looked down in a fit of rage.
“If you keep acting like this, you’ll really be living the rest of your life as a lab assistant wizard. Don’t you understand that?”
In the garden below the waiting room, Grandpa Notang and a young woman were there.
It was a remote place, so it was just the two of them, so I didn’t have to worry about who was the owner of that fucking tone. No, fuck it, as I had guessed in the first place, the man was Earth-reit, that bastard.
I was startled to recognize the young woman’s face.
“Mr. Tyrsi?”
It was the wizard girl who worked with me during the sewer reconnaissance.
Fashion was different back then. At the time, Tirshi’s clothes were clothes that insisted that I was a wizard with all my might, but the one she was wearing now was similar to a nurse’s uniform.
She was wearing a pink miniskirt nurse uniform, a nursing cap, and white tights and a laboratory doctor’s gown. Wearing a light blue disposable mask and gloves. It seemed as if he had been suddenly summoned from an experiment.
“Aren’t you guilty of your parents? Since he put you in the guild by collecting money from his poor household, you, Tyrsi, have to work harder and show the results to her parents.”
Earth Rait patted Tyrsi on the shoulder with the bundle in her hand as she spoke in a preaching tone.
“I didn’t ask for a difficult request, did I? I just invited you to a drinking party to make friends, but you said you absolutely hate it~ I hate it~ so I acknowledged your passion for learning and gave you a job. But are you going to pay it back like this?”
“… That…”
“—Ah. All right, all right. If you open your mouth, it’s an excuse.”
Her earth rate, having cut off her tirsi, casually slipped her bundle of papers over to her. Papers that Tirsi hadn’t received spilled onto the floor.
Pak!
Excellent sorghum.
“… It’s okay.”
“I will receive the text you brought today again next time. Until then, let’s make a level that can be seen. If not… Right. This time I was invited to a party by someone I know. Would you like to come with me?”
─Such.
As he stepped on her papers, Earth-Late moved to Tirsi’s side and slipped into her shoulder.
“When we drink together and talk with wizards and scholars from other schools… Maybe your writing will become a little more ‘worth watching’?”
“… !!”
Damn!!
There was a dry sound in the back garden. Before Tyrsi could reach her Earth-Late, she vigorously shook it off. Earth Rait laughed at Tyrsi’s ferocious gaze as she glared at her.
“… Miss Tyrsi. You are very smart, but you still don’t know how to live in the world. That’s why you’re still struggling at only 8 stars.”
“… If you hadn’t interfered with my examination, I wouldn’t have remained under you… !”
Haha! Disruption? That is your misunderstanding.”
Seeing Tirsi enduring her resentment, Earth Rait laughed happily.
“Don’t you know how big of a flaw it is for a wizard to leave a brief about ‘failed in promotion review’ on his carrier? I was just asking someone I know, hoping that you would wait until you have enough skills to pass.”
“I never asked for that convenience!”
─Percussion!
Tirsi threw off her mask and shouted in a watery voice.
“You… ! If you hadn’t bullied your students like that, Hilda and Vesemir would still be in the guild!! Even without you… !!”
“Call me Master. And tell me what happened in the past.”
As if bored, Earthrate cut off Tyrsi.
“It was their choice to leave. You may return to Romania anytime. If you still have the courage to throw the five years you spent here into the gutter.”
Kyaaak- Wow!
Earth Rait spat her sputum on her side, took out her handkerchief, and wiped her red-hot hands.
“And Miss Tyrsi? I’m talking about my old age… You don’t think I’m unaware that you guys are plotting strange things behind your back, do you?”
“… Ugh?!”
The blood drained from Tyrsi’s white skin. Earthrate laughed as if he was barely satisfied with her appearance.
“No matter how much you gather testimonies and evidences for a hundred days, the situation will be over if I send a few copies to someone I know.”
He tucked in his handkerchief and took out his hairbrush and brushed his long hair. It was the expression of someone who was sure of victory.
“My suggestion, please consider it carefully. When you are young, the door of possibility is always open to you——… Yes?”
However, his words did not carry on to the end. He heard something fall from above his head.
Wheeiyi profit!!
──Tooquaang!!
“Uh oh oh oh oh!!!”
“Kyaaaaagh?!”
The two are shocked by the appearance of an intruder out of nowhere. Dust from the garden rose between them as they backed away in surprise.
What to do with hiding This intruder was none other than me.
Chii profit…
Swak- Swak- Swak-.
The green aura of Beast Return was rising from my body.
When my eyes turned red at the terrible absurdity unfolding in front of my eyes, Beast Return skipped all steps and activated, covering my whole body. I hadn’t memorized a single word.
Muyoungchang.
A skill that can only be used by magicians who have trained for a long time and reached a level of proficiency——I had unconsciously invoked it.
It was literally shocking, but nothing like that trivial thought came to my mind.
Only one comes to mind.
It was the existence of the professors who used to pamper me during Carmine University.
“──How come you can talk like that?”
I asked in a voice as heavy as magma boiling in hell.
I was afraid to understand what had just happened before my eyes. If I had accepted the absurdity that had just occurred, my patience and rationality would have turned it into a park like a delicate wine glass poured with boiling water.
“Wh-what are you doing, Mr. Wayne!! To even activate magic and suddenly jump down in front of people’s eyes!! You almost got hurt!”
Earthrate held on to his beating heart and squeezed hard. Even when I reached this yard, I felt as if I would go crazy at the behavior of that bastard, who could only think of his own well-being.
“… I accidentally heard the story. It looks like you’re flirting with that woman, and she’s getting petty revenge when she’s denied it.”
“Bo, retaliation? Don’t be funny. Are you trying to scare me? It’s very disrespectful to put it there casually. I must inform the archaeological community of this matter—”
“——Stop it. That’s it. Fuck it, you fucking bitch.”
“What, what?!”
I growled and cut him off. What I wanted to hear wasn’t bullshit eating shit with that fucking dog shit.
Even one word was good.
If he had repented of his mistake and apologized to Tyrsi, I would not have interfered in their lives any more.
But——that guy has already crossed the line.
“… Why did you forget Why repeat?”
In the midst of extreme rage, I let go of the string of reason.
Are you concerned that things will get worse if you touch that guy? That kind of thing melted like butter on a heated stone and disappeared from my standard of judgment.
“You too… You must have been at one time—”
There is only one thing left inside me.
It was an uncontrollable rage that let go of the reins.
“——I must have been someone’s graduate student at one time.”
After spitting out even the last lamentation and sadness in my mouth—I surrendered myself to this mad rage.
“This fucking haircut bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Hey!”
“Ahhhhh!!!”
At the roar of hatred that shook heaven and earth, Tyrsi and Earthlate stiffened and stopped!!! I rushed into their reactions and grabbed the head of the cubs of the chicks of chicks.
Thump!!!
Pududeuk!!
“Person!!!!! Wait!!!!! Let it go!!!!!! Did you sexually harass Ji’s disciple and sit down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Now, let’s go to sleep! Wait a minute—!!”
“Nugeumma every now and then, this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
That’s how I raised the power of Beast Return and pulled out the hairs that were caught in my hand with the momentum to completely eradicate them!!!!!
Bubuk!!!
Cheeky support!!!
“Vector-circular alopecia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Quaaaaa”
I let out a roar and pulled my arm, and a handful of hair was pulled out.
─Flutter.
Whiter than the white skin of a racist, whiter hair embroidered the sky of the wizard guild.
