Chapter 70 – #18 the Naive Magical Girl Is Said to Have Been Tricked (1)
(McGullina’s fan art)
〈 Mera Studio 〉, which kidnapped women and filmed their own AV videos, ended completely with the defeat of the last chief, Black, and the two giants called by Black.
Cookie, who was tattered by the bull-headed giant’s attack, fortunately came to his senses before the dungeon completely collapsed, and thanks to Cookie’s ability, we were able to get out safely.
Cookie made a subtle expression when he said that we defeated the giants with our own hands, but anyway.
Cookie said he would take care of the rest, such as the normals involved in 〈 Mera Studio 〉, so he left it completely.
And one of the other concerns, the case of AV filmed with women abducted by monsters–
“Ai, nothing has been distributed outside yet. Really It’s okay to walk your fingers. To? Are you short of it? I’ll bet one of my balls! Can you believe me now?!”
I caught and interrogated a thug who was escaping from a collapsing dungeon, and I heard that answer.
“…Does it make sense that you took so many shots and didn’t sell any of them?”
“Yeah, the studio’s policy is ‘do not distribute unless officially contracted’, so what can I do? The rule is not to distribute unless the other party agrees.”
“No, what is it? Why are you doing that?”
“To? Distributing illegally filmed material is a crime, right? I know that the same law exists on Earth.”
“…”
“Ah, sorry. Magical girls are an exception, so the filming of magical girls was distributed right on the same day.”
Anyway, since it seems to be that way, I don’t think there will be any regrets. The data I filmed must have been buried under the collapsed dungeon.
In the case of freed women,
“Oh my… That’s a bit unfortunate.”
〈 Mera Studio 〉 Seeing as the majority of the women who licked their lips upon hearing the news of the destruction, it seemed like there was no need to worry about this either. Were they all carnivores? I realized once again that women are tough.
Anyway.
〈 Mera Studio 〉 was held for a fairly long time to experience. Not only did I feel it, but I was actually staying for a long time of more than two weeks, so the journey that could not help but feel long came to an end like this.
And, for the first time in a long time, a peaceful, boring life came to me…
* * *
〈 Mera Studio 〉 Three days have already passed since the destruction.
“Ugh… Black black black black black black black black black black black black black…”
In the corner of the room where I felt nostalgic three days ago, I was weeping in deep sorrow.
It was good to end 〈 Mera Studio 〉, which threatened the earth and kidnapped women at random and filmed erotic videos. Good thing.
Above all, the last giant to be defeated. After defeating him, I got a bunch of points as if it were a bonus, so I don’t think the pay was bad either.
However, the problem was that the sun was already going down when we got out of the dungeon.
Throwing away the cleanup and almost leaving it to Cookie, what greeted us as we rushed to the store was a ruthless sign in front of the store that read 〈 Sale Ended 〉.
〈 Witch Girl 〉 limited goods…
I couldn’t buy it…!
“Aaaaa!!! It can’t be like this, it can’t be like this!
Uhhhhh, off the hook.
I cried so much that my tears literally flooded. It was the first time I had cried like this since kindergarten. I cried with the momentum that the tears that were dripping like chicken poop would turn into the Han River.
In addition, Yura had a reason for crying like this.
“Yura~~~ I couldn’t buy it! I was looking forward to this limited edition! What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do!
“Come to think of it, this time we decided to sell figures from the side story, 〈 Animal Farm 〉.”
“Yes! Yes! Ruby is a rabbit, Blue Moon is a cat, Lemon Yellow is a fox… It is a sensational and dizzying costume, but it is a legendary costume that has not been properly commercialized except for limited sales! In addition, the figure is removable! When you take off your clothes, I heard that even the mehuhuh underneath is meticulously crafted! In addition, not only figurines, but also tapestries, cell phone cases, T-shirts, and special short stories for each character. My Ruby~~~ My Bunny Bunny Ruby~~~~!”
To hold onto Yura in front of the store and cry unsightly like that,
“Ugh, heuk heuk, Yura, Yura is sad too… Yura likes 〈 Witch Girl 〉 a lot…”
“I’m fine because a friend saved me for me.”
“…What?”
“Because I haven’t been in touch for a long time, my online friend 〈 Witch Girl 〉, who was worried, bought a bunch of lemon yellow products instead of me. I’m fine because I got the goods for my favorite Lemon Yellow.”
Then I have to check the goods, so let’s go first, said Yura and chuckled her hand! I picked it up and left without looking back.
She was a fierce woman
“Haa… Yura would be nice…”
My stomach hurts when my cousin bought the land, and I don’t know if everyone bought the land, but the person I know bought it and I couldn’t buy it, so my head went into unbearably depressed mode.
Whatever it was, it seems that there was something to be said about Cookie about what happened in the dungeon… Now I thought it was not good. I’m not motivated.
Boo-woong, the smartphone I had left next to me vibrated. There was a call from Yura.
When I touched the screen and opened it, there was a photo image of Yura, who was buried among lemon yellow goods in a fox outfit, with a bright smile.
The attached message is three letters [Kkalkkalkkal].
“Aaaaa!!!”
I threw my smartphone away like a seizure.
This bad year
See if I can save you again!
“Aaaaah…! Me too, me too…!”
After banging on the floor and bursting into anger, an unbearable sadness came over me and made me sulk again.
However, the smartphone that I had thrown away began to cry again. I don’t think it’s a phone call, but it’s a talk. Then, did Yura send something again? You want to dye my hair?
After thinking about it for a while, I picked up the smartphone I had thrown away with my eyes closed. …Fortunately, nothing is broken.
[Sorry, sister. I played a little bit.]
[My sister was very discouraged, so she asked a friend who knows this well.]
[Would you like to take a look at this?]
Attached at the end, along with a few lines of message, was a link.
Wanting to know what this is, I pressed it, and my eyes widened.
This, this…?!
“Oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh…!”
Checking the page that appeared on the screen, I trembled with tears of emotion.
* * *
Hee~ Hee~♪
In the evening, when the sun goes down and people start to gather in the streets. I was standing in an alley in a busy street near my house. She wears a hat inside out, a loose-fitting T-shirt and hot pants that boldly reveal her thighs. At first, I felt reluctant to wear shorts this short, but as I got used to it, it was comfortable and I wear it often.
“When will you come, when will you come…”
With a pounding heart, I was waiting for the time to come. I thought an hour had passed, but when I looked at my smartphone clock, three minutes had passed. Ehehe. I’m very clumsy too.
What Yura sent was a link to a used site.
When I opened the link and went in, what came out was a page that said that all of the 〈 Witch Girl 〉 Ruby limited goods that I bought this time would be sold second-hand.
Looking at the contents, everything is brand new, unopened.
――[I will only sell it to those who have a burning soul burning Ruby.]
――[We will deliver products face-to-face. Please purchase only those who live near Station X.]
Perhaps because of the conditions, no one has yet bought it. The X station is only two stops from here. No, even overseas, there is no problem. It’s not even worth the airfare!
Without hesitation, I immediately contacted them to purchase, and received a positive response shortly after.
“~~♪”
The one humming is the theme song for 〈 Witch Girl 〉 Season 7. The merry song resonated quietly in the dark back alley where people did not pass.
“Hey, there are some really nice people out there. I don’t know what’s going on, but they sell the goods they bought, and they sell them cheaply saying all they need is a soul… Oh my god, you’re a true 〈 Witch Girl 〉 fan. Ah, I should also thank Yura. It seems like they’ve been recognized for this and that… Okay, I’m going to put lemon yellow embroidery on her handkerchief and give it to her as a gift. Ah, when will the seller come~ Sooner or later, Bunny Girl Ruby will be in my hands… Heh, hehe, hehe…
I can’t stand it and I’m laughing all alone,
“Uh… Are you, by any chance, 〈 Ruby Dangjjak 〉…?”
“Hyak?!”
I was startled by the unexpected voice and let out a strange sound.
I turned to see a hooded man with a large bag behind his back staring blankly at me from across the alleyway.
Oh, when did you come?
You must have seen all the humming songs?!
My face was on fire. Oh my god
“Heh, hehe, oh, you’re here… You’re here ahead of time.”
“You came too soon. It’s still five minutes before the appointment time.”
“You were here two hours ago!”
“…”
“Are the goods in the bag over there?! Is there? Oops, the price is here!”
The hooded man looked at me warily and pushed the white envelope I held out with his hand.
“No, honestly, I don’t need the money.”
“Yeah?”
“I told you. ‘I will only sell it to those who have a hot soul that burns their souls to Ruby’.”
Exactly.
“Honestly, there were several people who expressed their intention to purchase from me… But I refused them all because I couldn’t show a satisfactory soul.”
Uh, can that be?!
I clicked my neck and shouted confidently as if to shake off my tension.
“My soul loses to no one! As much as her love for Ruby, to any one of the 7 billion people on this planet!”
“Ha… I mean, who wouldn’t… The buyer I met the other day was especially kind, but he didn’t even know Ruby’s birthday by the lunar calendar—”
“December 10th!”
Hearing my loud voice, the man looked at me in surprise for a moment.
“Ruby’s Gregorian birthday is January 1, 2004! The lunar calendar is December 10, 2003! I remember her lunar birthday in December because it was covered as an important foreshadowing in Episode 9 of Season 8! However, it can’t be helped that there are many fans who don’t immediately think of her because she is deliberately omitted from the character setting table!”
“Huh… It’s a lot better than I thought, see one?”
“Hu, huhuhu… Feel free to check it out. My heart for Ruby will never be matched by anyone!”
The man let out a sigh as if to catch his breath, and then smiled provocatively.
“What handkerchief does Ruby usually use?”
“A ruffled scarlet handkerchief with a picture of salmon on the end!”
“What brand of dildo does Ruby use to masturbate?”
“〈 Magic MILF Faction Factory 〉!”
“〈 Witch Girl 〉 Who wrote the lyrics for the 9th ending song?!”
“Korea’s Pilsoo Kim and Japan’s Kanon Nakamura co-composed! Recording was done by China’s Wang Suifeng! 〈 Magical Girl Witch Girl R〉 is a collaboration between Korea, China and Japan, so this ending song created by the three countries is very meaningful! Above all, Ruby in the ending animation received the best reviews, saying, “She was as beautiful as a goddess!”
“What is Ruby’s favorite position?!”
“Junior rank!!!!!”
In a dark back alley where few people pass by, the two of us had a quarrelsome conversation going on and on.
Like a machine gun, the man constantly fired at me with minor questions, and I leisurely answered the man’s questions while shouting loudly.
The man had a subtle look on his face at first, but now he gave a satisfied smile.
It feels good!
When I thought so, I responded even more lively.
“Whoa…”
Haha… Is it over, any questions?”
As he answered without holding his breath, he exhaled and spoke, and the hooded man nodded happily.
The man carefully put down the large bag that was slung on his back.
“I am satisfied. I admired your ruby soul… No, 〈 witch girl 〉 soul. No one will catch you. You are the supreme 〈 Witch Girl 〉 Otaku… I will give you the title of 〈 Witaku 〉.”
“Heh, hehe… That’s about it…”
Twisting my body, I handed the man a white envelope containing the money. But the man reached out his hand again and pushed the envelope away.
“There is no need for payment. I have to pay respect to 〈 Witaku〉 like you, but I can’t get paid for something like this.”
“Ah, ahh… God, it can’t be!”
“Huh, please accept it.”
Tears of emotion flowed from my eyes.
Oh My God!
Could the world be so beautiful!
As a magical girl, I have a reason to protect this earth!
“Come on, let’s check the contents.”
I gratefully accepted the favor and sat down to examine the contents of the bag.
Wow! Goods! Have everything! This is the tapestry I couldn’t buy! This is the doll I couldn’t buy! This is a collection of erotic illustrations of the limited edition Ruby I couldn’t buy! Limited Edition Ruby’s Dirty Novel Shorts…!
“Yes…? What?”
While checking the contents one by one in front of the hooded man, I identified something strange and picked it up with my hands.
What was taken out was a strangely shaped globe. The strangely heavy metal orb, even holding it in my hand and examining it, I couldn’t figure out what it was. Why is this stuff included in Ruby Goods? I’ve looked all over my head, but I’ve never seen a product like this.
“It is a gift.”
“Yes?”
When I looked up with a bewildered face at the answer I didn’t understand, I heard a mechanical sound from the sphere in my hand.
And what followed.
Puhak-!
“?!”
A lukewarm gas spewed out of the sphere, which was partially dislocated and had a hole. While I was checking by placing it on my hand, I had no choice but to inhale the gas that was exhaled without warning.
This sweet and warm smell, the feeling that seeps into my body… I’m used to it.
–Weak?!
Haha! Kyahahahahahahahaha★”
Amidst the sight of him hurriedly stepping back in embarrassment and looking up, the hooded man covered his face with his hands and laughed in a high voice.
The thought of a trap passed through my head.
“Costume change!”
I shouted reflexively, and as if in response, my clothes turned into sparkling particles, and soon turned into a familiar dark blue magical girl dress suit. A familiar basic magical girl dress.
I leaned my back against the wall of the alley and clenched my fists.
“Keuuu… Stop thinking about it! You’ve never seen a real magical girl, have you? No matter how much medicine you use, a man like you can send you into a goal with one punch!”
“No, I’ve seen so many magical girls!”
“That’s why I’m not talking about 〈 Witch Girl 〉, a real magical girl—heh?!”
Surprised, I grabbed my stomach and bent over.
What, what?!
How come…
For some reason, it’s like my bladder is being held tight…
“Ahaha, ahahahahahahaha!”
With a big smile, the man removed his hand from his face. The hood he had been wearing had come down.
“A swindler! A veteran actor who deceives everyone! That’s the way to become a great thief!”
Seeing that exposed face, I opened my mouth wide with a stunned expression.
What was revealed was a mask I had seen before.
And in the other hand was a angled magician’s hat that I had seen before.
“Ho-ho, ho-ho, ho-~~~~ ho!!! Long time no see, Kay! The giant monster is also called Rupan. How is the urethra that I developed!!”
The damn monster who left me a bitter defeat and a sensitive urethra the other day was right in front of my eyes.
* * *
Uh, why…
Why is this guy here?!
More than that, why is a monster using a used site?!
“Hey, when I heard that Kei was a fan of 〈 Witch Girl 〉 Ruby and that we couldn’t get a limited edition item this time, I prepared it quickly. It was worth it to collect this much by spurring mercy… Ah, this is his expression now, this desperate expression, as if he fell into a phantom thief’s trap and fell from heaven to hell… Ho-ho-oh…! It’s creepy…!”
Rupan’s fingers caressed the nape of my neck, my cheek, where I couldn’t even step back because of the wall behind my back. A chill ran down his spine.
“Hey, bastard…”
“Well, how is it? Say hello and pee once.”
Grinding my teeth, I glared at Rupan. I wanted to push it out, but my hands were stirring as if to cover the lower belly… To be exact, the area around the lower part of the body was lost. The thighs are rubbing against each other as if desperately trying to close their bottoms.
Lupan’s magic, 〈 Bladder catch 〉.
It was apparently the ability to manipulate the bladder of a subject within a distance of 5m at will.
“Come on, come on. Did you drink a lot of water? Do you think it will come out soon? Will it come out if I do this much?”
“Huh?! Ugh… Ha, haha…!”
Tears welled up in my eyes. When Rupan moved his fingers, my body, stimulated by the bladder, also flinched.
Don’t drink…!
But, this is a road… An outdoor high school…!
No, more than that… If I pee with this force now that my body is heating up because of the aphrodisiac… I, whose urethra has been fully developed as an erogenous zone, will undoubtedly go away magnificently.
In the middle of the road!
Nonsense!
“Come on, come on. How is it, how is it?”
“Huh…!”
I leaned against the wall and twisted my body.
But there is no way to resist either.
In the midst of my mind being drowsy because of the weak medicine, now that my bladder is being stimulated by magic… My mind was definitely in a corner.
