Chapter 29 – #9 the Magical Girl Succumbed to the Mushroom (1)
“Uhhh, heh, heh heh heh heh…”
There are many different types of tears that people shed.
If tears shed when sad are common, there are also tears shed when they can’t hold back their anger, or crying as a way to shake the other person’s emotions in order to force themselves into a group. There are cases where we cry because we are overflowing with joy, and there are times when we shed tears because we are overflowing with emotion.
The reason I’m crying right now is definitely the latter. If you can’t control the overflowing emotions and don’t weep, you can’t bear it.
That much, the 13th episode of the 7th season of 〈 Witch Girl 〉 was very touching.
“Ughhhhh stateem…
Ruby is the main character of 〈 Magical Girl Witch Girl R〉, a magical girl with impressive red hair. While having an appearance that left girlishness, the appearance of thoroughly punishing others by destroying the other person’s bank balance, burning down the house, or sticking a dildo into the anus of the enemy was literally comparable to the Red Devil, but he was weak and was a virgin to save his friend. The appearance of offering even the gift looks like a pure white angel.
However, if she gets to know her delicate psychology that is latent in her exhilarating duplicity… From then on, no matter who she is, she will be unable to break free from her ruby charm.
Seriously, Ruby is definitely a character created by God… It’s unbelievable that such a perfect character exists in the world… Aah, I want to convey this joy…
“Community… Community… I need to convey this feeling before it cools down…!”
I hurriedly accessed the 〈 Witch Girl 〉 community I recently discovered. Each such touching review enriches people’s hearts. More than anything else, emotion and joy are multiplied when shared rather than left alone.
“Really, I’m like an unemployed person…”
Cookie, who hadn’t come to play in a while, muttered helplessly, but he ignored it. I am not white She is a decent member of society with the strict title of a magical girl.
So don’t get stabbed!
Cancer!
“Let’s see… ‘Witch Girl 7’ was also the best. As expected, Ruby-sama is an angel’… What should I write next…”
“Isn’t it okay to use it sparingly?”
“You say that now?! Depending on what I write here, my evaluation of Witch Girl Season 7 Episode 13 will go away forever! The moment I try to think of the ‘impression at that time’, what if I just wither away because I remember the review I wrote roughly! Above all else, if the guys who tried to join 〈 Witch Girl 〉 see my poor review and say “Oh, no…” And leave, are you going to take responsibility? Hem?!”
“Mi-I’m sorry… So don’t spray life like that… It’s a terrifying face I’ve never shown even to a monster…”
I finished writing a post in the community without solving my expression.
Hmm… Even this much isn’t enough, but it can’t be helped. I lament my writing skills, which I can only express to this extent. I was also a science major in college…
“If I could write 〈 wishes 〉, should I ask for ‘talent for writing’…”
“Nyan? You want to become a great writer?”
“Nothing. As long as I can convey the greatness of 〈 Witch Girl 〉, that’s enough.”
“I have to…”
Cookie murmured as if she was losing her strength.
Speaking of which, among the characters in 〈 Witch Girl 〉, there was a girl who wished to become a magical girl by wishing to become a novelist.
“…By the way, Cookie, what principle do you guys make wishes come true?”
“Nyan?”
“At 〈 Witch Girl 〉, the more you work, the more magical stamps from God accumulate… So you can make any wish come true.”
However, if you simply collect points, your wish will come true, I don’t know the mechanism.
Points can also be earned by beating monsters, being violated, and helping magical girls… I don’t know what the criteria are, how they accumulate to make wishes come true. I don’t know either.
It’s full of things I don’t understand.
“Well… I can explain it, but.”
“Is there?”
“Can you, a fool, understand?”
“You look down on people…?”
You don’t seem to want to explain, and I’m too bothered, so I decided not to ask any more.
“It’s like you don’t do that.”
“Yes?”
“In the first place, I don’t even have a proper wish. Instead of using 〈 Wish 〉 from the Point Shop, live well on your own. Because that’s not right.”
“No, but I want to quit being a magical girl and go back to being a man.”
“Are you okay with being unemployed at that moment?”
“…”
“Do you think that such a free and lucrative job would be easily caught? Do you think you’ll be allowed to fall in love with 〈 Witch Girl 〉 like this? You don’t think about the possibility that you’ll be a zombie-like day with no hobbies or anything because you’re tired of overtime and work? How many workplaces do you think there will be in the world that don’t work overtime and respect your life?”
“…”
“Still, you have some capital and some time left, so if you study a bit in the meantime, you’ll be able to get a job at the company you want? Besides, being a magical girl is a civil servant, so companies recognize it as work experience? The longer you go, the brighter the future, so why should I give up?”
“Uh…”
“〈 Magical Girl Witch Girl R〉 is just as important as getting a job.”
I felt dizzy and dizzy before the ultimate choice.
Employment is important. If you don’t get a good job, you ruin your life.
But… 〈 Witch Girl 〉 is life.
It is life itself.
You can give up… There’s no way you can!
“The answer didn’t seem to come out. Occasionally, I go out and defeat the monsters, and sometimes I get sprained and touch my body a few times, and voila, money comes out.”
“Yeah… Yeah… Uh, no, wait. So I hate that!”
“There are no jobs like that. I don’t think you’ll be able to appreciate the fact that you’re using a garbage person who can’t do anything like you in a meaningful way.”
“You have feelings for me?! Why are the evaluations of me so harsh?!”
“No matter how hard you try, the world calls people who can’t produce results trash.”
“I apologize! I apologize to all the people in the world who must be working hard, you psycho fairy!”
I tried shouting out loud, but Cookie calmly took out a cookie from the shelf and chewed it on its own.
Don’t eat other people’s sweets…
“Yes? Any comments?”
I was trying to see if there was anything wrong with the review I posted, but I saw a comment. It was about the same time as I posted.
〈 Witch Girl R〉 is prohibited for minors, that is, only those over 19 can watch it. Naturally, only adults use the community. And now it’s just after lunch.
I don’t think you’re going to use this kind of community at work… It seems that you’re quite an idle person or an unemployed person. Or a college student without classes.
“Wha… Hey, this is it?!”
After checking the comments, I slam the table in anger! Knocked
“What, what?!”
“This, this, this, this rotten… What are all these guys!?”
The content of the comment was completely critical of my argument. No, if it is objective criticism, there is no reason to be angry. It’s only the narrow-minded snobs who get angry at such things, but a generous person like me respects any opinion and uses it as a foundation for a better tomorrow.
But… In the comments,
『Isn’t that bitch Ruby just a duality psycho?』
Along with bullshit like this, there were comments that I couldn’t understand. Most of it is the content that discredits Ruby.
Lovely Ruby!
I can’t forgive you!
“Cookie! With that 〈 wish 〉, can you tell me this guy’s address too?!”
“Uh…”
“I will definitely catch you! I’ll catch you and teach you to change your mind! I’m going to earn points to get this bastard’s address!”
In front of Cookie sighing in pain, I ignited my rage like a blaze.
The phone call from Yura came 10 minutes later.
* * *
After receiving Yura’s call, I bit my nails nervously. Big deal… Big deal!
[Sister, why didn’t you come? Today is ‘that day’.]
It was only when I heard this that I remembered. Today was the release date for 〈 Witch Girl R〉 limited quantity character goods!
“I don’t care…! I can’t believe people have forgotten about me…! Unbelievable…!”
I was completely unaware that the date had changed by a day because I watched the 7th episode all night.
[Ugh, I thought Kay would come too, but she didn’t come so I thought it was strange.]
Saying so, in the picture she sent me, there was a picture of Yura wearing her glasses and holding a bunch of 〈 Witch Girl 〉 character goods. The clothes she is wearing are also 〈 Witch Girl 〉 Illustrated T-shirts.
I asked if it was a weekday and there were no classes.
[Do you mean horse? That’s it! 〈 Witch Girl 〉, how are you taking classes?!]
A great answer came.
It was the result of my diligent propagation since we met in front of the mine the other day. Yura, who has already become a great 〈 witch girl 〉 fan, cannot escape from the witch girl’s clutches.
…I feel like I’ve plunged one person’s life into the abyss, but… It’s okay… I prefer this one!
[Anyway, this branch is almost sold out. Even if they come now, they won’t be able to buy it?]
“Keugh… That can’t be!”
Then you have no choice but to stun the people who have already bought it from behind and take it away!
[No robbery…]
“Keuugh… Those people are Witch Girl followers too… It can’t be helped…”
[Did it become a religion?]
Then, while thinking about what to do, I got new information from the community.
The specialized mall in B city has an event time one hour later than other places!
Those who couldn’t make it in time can buy it here.
‘But it takes over an hour by subway to get to B…! If the transfer is delayed, it may take longer. Then take a taxi…’
“What are you thinking? You suddenly see me.”
Oh That’s right.
Come to think of it, there was a faster means of transportation than most public transportation.
“〈 Costume Change 〉!”
“Nyan…?”
I hurriedly transformed and ran out of the house at full speed through the window.
Great. It’s time to show your sincerity, which you didn’t see when dealing with monsters!
* * *
The distance that would have taken 37 minutes by taxi was covered in just 7 minutes. If I hadn’t misread the map, I would have arrived sooner.
“Huh, like an empty answer…?”
“Yes? Did it work?”
I thought I had to move quickly, so I was able to kick off the air in mid-air and double-jump without difficulty. Really, anything is possible, Magical Girl.
Anyway, like a comet, I fell in front of the anime mall, and immediately jumped inside.
The costume she’s wearing right now is 〈 School Look Costume 〉, just a school uniform.
However, the length was so short that it was embarrassing to call it a school uniform. The skirt, which is close to a miniskirt, barely shows her panties, and the see-through shirt is similarly short, leaving her belly button visible.
With the body of an adult, wearing such a lewd school uniform costume, rushing desperately to get limited character goods in broad daylight on weekdays… Even I thought to myself, I felt very sorry for something, but I couldn’t help it. It should be accepted as a natural sacrifice for 〈 Witch Girl 〉…
To be honest, as soon as I arrived, I wanted to release the transformation,
〈 Unable to disarm after wearing the costume.〉
A guide voice was heard.
I still don’t know much about this costume system, but it seems like I can’t take it off now. I’m embarrassed to die, but I can’t help it. Also, it seems that ‘cognitive impairment’ occurs during the transformation… It’s okay… Yes…
“There is!”
I hurriedly went inside, not paying attention to people’s strange stares, and saw the Ruby character goods I was longing for. In addition, there was a dog-like fairy ‘Tatara Dog’ doll that transforms Ruby into a magical girl.
It was at that moment, first of all, that I was holding Ruby-related limited goods in my arms at an invisible speed, and finally, I was about to pick up the ‘Tatara Dog’.
“What…”
On top of the Tatara Dog, her hands overlapped. It was a pretty hand with white, delicate fingers.
“…Excuse me, did I catch you first?”
I said, trying to smile as much as possible.
“No, no. You’re trying to take away what I first wanted with my gaze.”
Does not make sense?!
I wanted someone to be an uninvited guest with outrageous and outrageous opinions. I raised my head with rage, and was speechless.
“Her…”
A flawless beauty was there.
She was a little taller than me, and she was a charming beauty with fluffy blonde hair, mysteriously golden eyes, and plump red lips.
I was quite confident in my appearance as a woman, but I thought I was a beauty that would not yield to me.
But it wasn’t just that part that surprised me.
The other person was probably surprised for the same reason.
Like I was wearing a school uniform costume.
The opponent in front of me was also wearing strange clothes like a dress with strange frills.
No doubt. This woman must be…
“”Magic Girl?!””
The two men’s voices overlapped.
* * *
“Let’s see… But where should I use this?”
After Kei ran away, Cookie looked at the huge magic stone stuck in the corner of the house and was lost in thought.
It was a magic stone that Kei brought with him because he thought he couldn’t leave it unattended in the hideout of the last tunnel.
It would be rather dangerous if it was handed over to halfway people, but it would be a waste to leave it as it is. More than anything, if there is another magical girl similar to that cheat, Kay, then Mekrak will need a trump card as well.
“…I’m going to send it to the ‘doctor’.”
Cookie opened a gate in the air and sent the magic stone somewhere.
In the place where the magic stone was originally, a model that looked just like the magic stone was left behind.
This is the perfect crime