Chapter 56 – 56. To Roxanne, My Sweet Calvary
To my dear galbo, Roxanne
Yeah, nice to meet you, bitch.
I came down from the capital and went to Zion to work.
It’s either work or road.
Whenever I pass through a stinky swamp or under a pitch-black night sky, I think of you.
I mean, the last time I called her last night and said it was a pussy dance and she danced the crab legs naked in front of me.
Every time you shake your butt, your pussy hole that spreads between your spread legs is like a stinky, pitch-black deep sea with no end in sight.
When I climaxed alone during a pussy dance and sprayed cum, the piercings densely embedded inside sparkled like starlight.
Every time I fuck you, I want to hear the sound of the vaginal fart that I played without knowing shame.
In addition, I remember the madness in the four-year-old’s eyes when he beat the insides of the asshole that didn’t close properly, and that melted back pussy that had so many things coming in and out of it besides poop.
It was a really killing night.
On this journey, I also buy the nun’s uniform that the four years old asked me to buy. Cosplay? I don’t know where you picked up the word like fuck, but next time I see you, I’ll really make a skewer with your cock.
Just hold on to your pussy and wait.
The last one ends with these words.
Fuck you bitch
P.S
Don’t ever wash your pussy until I get back.
I’m thinking of rubbing the vaginal wrinkles with a bathroom cleaning brush, one by one, when the vagina is wrinkled.
I heard that he helps my father with his work while I’m gone. He’s an unreliable man, but he has a lot of money, so ask him to buy me some food.
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Two men were passing through a wide plain.
The loaded baggage on the cart was neatly covered on top with a blanket, which was pulled by a pack horse. With their pack horses in between, they were crossing with only two legs the broad plain leading to the highway to Zion.
A large, scarred, bear-like man with a stout body on one side.
He was wearing a main belt with a throwing dagger and a longsword that was large enough for his size.
The other is a short, balding, middle-aged man in his 50s.
He was carrying a small knapsack, which contained important papers and ledgers, along with food and water. He slipped his hand inside him and ate a few pieces of beef jerky while his companion wasn’t looking.
The bearish man didn’t even bother to concentrate on the letter scrawled on the cart. He said.
“Read it, Hamm. Would this be roughly romantic?”
A middle-aged man called Ham read halfway through the letter he handed him, then covered his forehead. He shook his head and said sarcastically.
“It’s also romantic, Master Brahms. Your father must be very proud.”
“Don’t call me a young master. Do I still look like a child in diapers?”
“No matter how much I want to flatter him, I can never say that he is a child when he sees his size.”
Hamm giggled and returned the letter. Master, Boss, Captain, Boss, Brahms. It didn’t matter what you called it. No matter what the title is, the fact that he is a loyal servant who has supported him all his life since childhood does not change.
The big man, Brahms, frowned. He folded the glasses he was wearing while reading and put them in his arms and said gruntingly.
“Writing is a very difficult thing.”
“That’s why, when my father sent me to study abroad in the Empire, he didn’t have to work hard at least to educate himself. I sent him to college, but he put his studies on the back burner and went around all over the place saying he was a mercenary. I never thought that the bright and cute person from before would come back with such a dark and reversed transformation…”
“Instead of studying, I gained experience. Where did you even do that? In addition, I got a wife without having to rot, so this is enough success? I mean, my father liked it too.”
“Oops, if she was that woman, I would fall for her. What did I say when you asked me ‘how to win the heart of a girl you like’?
“If you destroy her body first, her heart will fall on its own… Was it?”
“It was said, ‘Attack a woman’s mouth first, her heart will follow!’!! But attacking it didn’t mean sticking a bachelor’s thing the size of your forearm into a woman’s mouth, right?”
“It really worked! Who would have thought that Roxanne would be such a masochistic bitch that she felt like a brow razio shoved down her throat? He said, ‘I was looking for a man like this’ and held him in my arms!”
“Besides, to come back with a woman of unknown origin as her wife, please tell me where you are…”
Brahms reached out and picked up Hamm’s backpack. After rummaging around, he took out the few remaining pieces of jerky and chewed them.
“Ah, I can’t hear you. I don’t want to hear the nagging of middle-aged people meddling in other people’s lives.”
“The old man is right here. Everything becomes bone and flesh, and everything is said to be well, Bocchan, but don’t listen to it like that with one ear…
“Wow, Hamm, that was the most arrogant thing I’ve ever heard.”
“I can’t say such things in front of my owner, but since I was young, I changed poop diapers and raised him, so I’m practically like the boy’s father, right? It is my wish to hear that you are my father someday.”
“You don’t know what your father is if a miracle suddenly happens. Naked beauties come out over there… Huh?”
Brahms froze as he pointed to the rock in the distance.
A woman really came out.
She was a woman with ultramarine blue hair, tall and aggressively towering big breasts. Her body line, which stretches from her slim and strong shoulder muscles to her waist, abs and buttocks, exudes a strong yet healthy femininity. She was there and she was completely naked in her naked body.
After that, the white blonde maid, who is beautiful in her petite body,
Finally, a tall, dark-haired man with some muscle, though not as tall as himself, came out. He too was naked.
“Oooh…”
I was amazed before I was surprised.
Naked men and women and maids on a plain where no one passes by in broad daylight.
Who could have thought of such a combination?
They were laughing congenially, as if they were free from all civilization and care. The appearance was so idyllic, and on the other hand, I felt even the sublime beauty of the primitive.
“Bocchan, what did you not say when naked beauties appeared earlier?”
Brahms said with eyes that said ‘I lost’ to Hamm, who was giggling and talking expectantly.
“Yes Yes. Father. I called you once, so it’s okay now? Ham.”
Leaving behind Ham, who burst out with a satisfied laugh, he pulled out the longsword that was worn around his waist.
“It could be a monster, so let’s try hitting it first.”
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After eating, for some reason, I looked at Asher with worried eyes, who kept laughing. Could it be that my eggs contain hallucinogens? Isn’t this actually bad for the body?
Unlike Cornelia and I, Asher is always human. He shouldn’t be thinking in terms of a regenerating body.
“Eshir, I said it last time, but should I tell you if there is something wrong with my body?”
“I’m fine, Joshua. Rather, is it too good now?”
“People who have taken hallucinogens or drugs say that too.”
“It’s really not like that. So, um…”
Eshir, who was smiling with his hand on his belly, looked around for a moment before saying,
“Me, the weather is really nice, so I smile naturally?”
It really was. Only two long clouds stretched across the clear blue sky. The sun was shining, but not too hot. The cool breeze blew in the flatland where we were, making the weather so mild that you wouldn’t even think it was early summer.
I climbed the big rock behind my back and basked in the sun. When I was a tentacle living in a cave, I didn’t even know such a world existed. I was not wearing any clothes, so when I leaned against the moderately heated stone, I smiled.
The sun isn’t very good for tentacles, but it’s worth enjoying once you get over it.
Cornelia was lying beside me early, curling up her tail, enjoying the afternoon sun. She is also a lizard, so it seems that her body got tired from sunbathing.
Eshir looked at us like that and smiled brightly. I put my hands on the breasts of the girls lying on either side of me and massaged them.
From the chest to the belly, from the belly to the pussy. Eshir and Cornelia clung to me from both sides, smiling like sunshine.
Yes, this is free too. I thought about it.
Escaped from Moreau’s mansion and we didn’t even know where we were now. I can’t go to Zion naked, but if I’m in a hurry, it’s a problem that I can imitate in clothes and attach to Cornelia.
Cornelia heard that she was unexpectedly the daughter of a powerful family in Zion. Once it arrives, somehow it will work.
I took the burden off my mind for a moment and enjoyed the moment.
I was so relaxed that I didn’t even notice that there were people in the distance, and that one of them with a sword was coming this way, slowing down his steps.
“Hey!”
He exclaimed. We woke up in amazement. Eshir put her hand on her pendant and Cornelia hissed her tongue.
“Ask me one thing. Are you a human or a monster?”
A tall, grim-looking man asked. He twirled his sword and freed himself. One glance at him made it clear that he was a skilled fighter.
Should I fight? A normal person would be able to subdue it with Cornelia and me.
However, the mild early summer weather had a strange power that somehow made me want to avoid a fight.
In addition, how many times have you benefited from a fight in which you did not know the opponent’s identity? Big Pie and Pete? Campbell and Erie? Moreau? It was a car that promised not to fly first unless there was nothing to aim for in the future.
Let’s pretend to be human first.
“Human… Is this right?”
“Why are you not sure of your words? Person? Monster?”
“Do you think someone would raise their hand and say, ‘I’m a monster’ if I asked you if I was a monster?”
“I heard and saw that it is.”
The man slightly lowered the tip of his sword. But still, there was no doubt. His eyes were focused on Cornelia’s horns and tail. The man pointed at her with her chin.
“That one?”
“It is a trace of being subjected to a magic experiment. Are you going to drive the poor victim that way?”
Asher said with a pitiful look. The man was taken aback by Asher’s words.
“Uh… ? Oh sorry…”
“Yes, this body is human! Impeccable and flawless!! Look at my warmed scales and firm breasts!!”
Said Cornelia, standing proudly on a rock. Being a half-alothermic animal, she lost her temper when the humidity and temperature were high.
I covered my forehead with my hand. Next time, never let that lizard sunbathe.
Cornelia has said anything like this now, and later, when she comes to her senses, she will be ashamed to death. Honestly, if it’s just for fun, it’s a good spectacle.
Fortunately, the man only looked at Cornelia with her pitiful eyes.
“It looks like her mind has lost her taste because her body is broken.
He put the sword back in and handed me a small piece of paper in his bosom.
“There’s no way a monster would talk like that. I apologize. It wasn’t even a street where people passed by, but when I saw a naked man and woman there, I thought it suspicious.”
What he handed over was his business card. Small letters were written on a piece of white paper the size of his palm.
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‘Wow…’
‘I couldn’t make it…’
‘Was it written by a kindergartener…?’
Rather, we should have been suspicious of him for his jaw-droppingly poor perfection.
He rubbed his hands with a smile that was clearly for business purposes.
“Anyway, from the looks of it, you seem to have escaped somewhere or been robbed, but until you reach Zion, you protect those people! Wouldn’t you like to buy a customized insurance product?”
