Chapter 231 – Are You Really Crazy?
[The holy sword expresses the dissatisfaction it has endured.]
[The Holy Sword is deeply disappointed in your lack of persistence.]
[The holy sword says that the brush sword is just a useless blade that only knows how to rustle, and that the true blade is only itself.]
“Shut up.”
Accommodation in the middle of Mt. Baekdu.
There, I was sitting on the bed in the widest and best room, facing the holy sword.
The expression of facing the sword was a little strange, but it was true.
‘Suddenly, I’ve become very talkative.’
Is it because of the real brush sword?
Before using the brush sword, no matter how much divine power I hit, it didn’t even move.
Doesn’t it slap the back of the head for using another sword once, doesn’t it actively express opinions?
I thought I had been fooling around with something like this before.
“Hey, where’s your complaint? Do you have a conscience? The cost performance is trash, and you don’t know how to do anything properly.”
As soon as he heard my words, the holy sword raged wildly.
It’s strange that the sword is floating in the air by itself, but it’s strange to even express emotions by swinging it.
I thought the holy sword was different.
[The holy sword says it’s all because your abilities are lacking.]
[The Holy Sword says the problem is that you pulled it out in a state of demonization in the first place.]
[If the Holy Sword is a true warrior, he says that even if he is sealed, he will not have an affair with another sword to protect his fidelity.]
It was different.
‘This is not an idiot.’
It was clear that it was not normal, judging by the crazy sound.
Of course, the top two lines are based on facts and hit the bone, but the bottom line is real.
It was pure nonsense.
“Hey then, fight with a stone that is not very effective? What are you doing? I have a club too?”
If you come out with facts, I have no choice but to face it with facts.
As if choosing his words after hearing my words, the Holy Sword briefly turned the handle of his sword.
After a brief silence, as soon as his handle stopped, the holy sword fired at his will again.
[The holy sword says that even that is wishful thinking, and there are not one or two things I don’t like.]
[If the Holy Sword is a hero, he says that he should discard weapons that ruin his image, such as clubs, and be single-minded with the Holy Sword.]
[The Holy Sword says that is the way to make himself a wise mother and wife, and that the hero and the Holy Sword can live happily ever after for a hundred years.]
‘What? A good wife?’
There is also gender in the subject of the holy sword.
So, does that mean that the holy sword is a perfect life form in the first place?
‘It’s ridiculous.’
If anything comes out here, they say it’s all female.
I sorted out my thoughts, rubbing my head, which was throbbing with sudden dizziness.
If I kept going like this, the conversation just kept going around, so I needed a solution.
Something that could steer the conversation in a different direction by touching the holy sword more efficiently.
‘Oh, yes.’
As soon as I remembered, I picked up the brush sword next to me and continued my conversation.
“As expected, a brush sword is better than a holy sword embedded in a stone.”
[The holy sword tells you to cancel the statement you just made.]
“What if it’s a symbol of a hero? I can’t even use it anyway, so the brush sword is the best, right?”
[The holy sword immediately strongly appeals to put down such a prostitute-like prostitute!]
The effect is certain.
Seeing how he even hit the back of the head of a warrior who was fighting well just because he used a brush sword.
Even without looking, I could tell how jealous the holy sword was.
If you use this part well, you might be able to take the situation to a new level.
‘I mean, the power alone was awesome.’
The power to purify the 3rd phase of the demons who are in charge of anger among the seven roots of sin with one blow.
If only that power could be used freely, it would be a very big addition to the power.
That’s why I praised the brush sword more and more to make the holy sword even more jealous.
“It’s just like black lightning, I like being able to use my power the way I want, right?”
[The Holy Sword says it’s ridiculous to be seduced by such trapping techniques. I strongly insist that true warriors should only praise the power of using the holy sword!]
“I made a cloud and attacked automatically, huh?”
[The holy sword is really basic, so absolutely! I say there is no need to praise!]
I guess I need to do a little more now.
There seems to be a limit to verbal praise, so I decided to move my body.
“Do you want to kiss me once?”
[The Holy Sword strongly warns you to stop your actions right now! I say very strongly that it is the last!]
The moment he was about to stick out his lips and kiss the center of the handle of the brush sword.
“Didn’t I tell you not to! You fool! Stupid! Mutt! Sea cucumber! Sea anemone! Stupid owner!”
The holy sword changed into a human form and suddenly appeared.
A small body with a young appearance that looks like a 17-year-old.
Even wearing long silver hair and a stone dress.
Anyone could see that the Holy Sword was personified.
“That! That…Really kiss…Just kiss! It’s wind! It’s wind! I have a sword, but just like that! Huh?! They’re laughing as if they’re having fun wielding a brush sword! The process is anyway, together with me, the Demons “Why are you praising the brush sword after holding it! I’ve done more great things! Why do you keep cheating on me!! Master!”
As if to explode the emotions he had endured, the holy sword poured out his words.
The pronunciation was slightly muffled in the middle, but the reason was because tears were welling up.
‘He’s such a kid.’
Just looking at the level of grumbling, it was possible to roughly guess how young he was.
In addition, I left out the fact that he stabbed me in the back, even the way I talked to make it look like I was a bad guy.
Really, there are all these kids.
No, it’s not a child, it’s a sword.
‘It’s anthropomorphic, so it’s cute because it looks like a child is just grimacing.’
I didn’t even feel like I was talking to an inanimate object, and it was nice that it was much more lively than before.
If someone caught me talking to the sword.
It was obvious that Gumbak would be in trouble, so personification was much better.
“What, say something!”
“But I think I’m older, so why are you talking so rudely, saying I’m the owner?”
“…I’m over 300 based on human age, so why should I treat you with respect, master! You should treat me with respect!”
Oh My God.
‘Driving me crazy.’
Hands automatically cover the face and dry face is repeated a couple of times.
A sword that can be personified, a small body, and even the setting that the age is over 300 years old.
Whose head did the setting of a legal loli holy sword (female) come from?
And why did you implement the setting as it is and put it in front of me?
It was to the point of being sore from not being able to pull the goal.
“…Okay, let’s skip these little things.”
“Because it’s disadvantageous, the owner changes his words! A bad guy! A cheating guy! A guy with no backbone! No fidelity! A world-class flirt who fiddles with another sword just because I can’t use it!”
“Yes, yes… Let’s do something like that for now. Why the hell did I pull out the sword, but it’s sealed? Rubenia arranged for it too.”
It was right to skip this troublesome problem for now and solve the important one right away.
First of all, I had to find out why the holy sword was sealed even though Luvenia had arranged it.
Shouldn’t you know why it’s sealed in order to unlock it or not?
“You’re asking something so obvious, that’s because you don’t want to show your naked body.”
“What?”
My brain stiffened for a moment at the absurd answer.
What did he just say?
The Holy Sword continued to speak as if it were natural.
“How could I show the bare blade to just anyone without a scabbard! It takes a lot of courage to show it to the owner, but there were so many people watching at that time… Even after that, I couldn’t help it because no other clothes were provided. The bare blade Carrying around as a sword is like a pervert sword, so for example, a very useless sword like that brush sword!!!”
So, the fact that he never showed up before was simply ‘because he didn’t have a scabbard’?
What kind of crazy is this
“Then why did you show up when you caught Johnny?”
“Are you asking for obvious things? That’s… Kim Min-soo? That guy’s head is stuck on the floor so he can’t see me, and it’s because Johnny’s going to die anyway, so it doesn’t matter. If that happens, only the owner will see!”
The holy sword speaks very confidently and looks at me with eyes asking if I don’t know such basic things.
I couldn’t hold back my anger any longer, so I immediately fed chestnuts to his forehead.
“Ah!”
“Ah! You’re saying the same thing. Do you know how much trouble I suffered because of your nonsense?”
“I’m dealing with a sook sword, but that’s enough!”
“A sleepover?”
“It’s a combination of a lady and a sword. It’s a word I’ve been pushing for a long time.”
If this were a comic book, I would have had about five marks on my forehead by now.
“First of all, what should I do with that damn stone dress?”
“Muh! What are you doing, pervert master!”
[Uses Ririel’s main skill Divine Power. Mighty holy power resides in both hands.]
I didn’t want to go along with the ridiculous rhythm anymore.
I remembered that the holy sword was temporarily unsealed as I poured in Ririel’s holy power.
‘It peels off.’
As expected, with Lyriel’s divine power wrapped around her hand, she broke her stones one by one, and her holy sword couldn’t even resist.
I kept repeating the word not to do it, but I couldn’t stop myself from saying that.
Maybe 3 minutes passed.
The holy sword finally revealed its pure white naked body.
“Oh…! Pervert owner…! Now he’s about to… Go…Rape me…!”
“What…?”
Do you know the saying that the holy sword is rape? And one of the most questionable.
‘Why did you say rape and get your pussy wet?’
Did they say fate comes suddenly?
I couldn’t come to my senses from the unexpected ordeal.
‘…Put it into the holy sword?’
What kind of master piece is a cock? If you hit me, everything will be fine?
It’s absurd, but in fact, I didn’t have a solution that I can think of right now.
I slowly raised my body and looked down at the holy sword.
“Ji…Really strong…Rape…!”
“…”
I got really dizzy.
