Chapter 533 – 533: Utilizing The Octopus
“Land Octopus as an adult toy? Hmm… I’ve never heard of that.”
“Really? I thought you, Mr. Kelban, would know.”
“Well, the Land Octopus is a monster that’s hard to encounter outside of dungeons. Plus, it’s a monster that A-rank adventurers hunt, so there’s a shortage of them.”
“Then, what are Land Octopuses mainly used for?”
“Sometimes they’re used as food for the desert nations. Or, their skin is used to make armor.”
“I see.”
“But why the sudden interest in adult toys?”
“Well, it’s actually…”
I briefly explained what happened in the dungeon.
“Oh, so that’s what happened?”
Mr. Kelban’s eyes sparkled as he looked at the Land Octopus.
“But that was when it was alive. After it dies, its suction power is almost nonexistent.”
“I thought so.”
“However, if you’re just enjoying the softness and slipperiness of the tentacles and the shape of the suckers… it’s possible. No, if you use magic tools, you might be able to revive some of the suction power…”
Mr. Kelban pondered for a moment before speaking.
“I don’t know much about magic tools for adult toys, so I can’t give you a definite answer. But I think it’s possible to make adult toys using the Land Octopus.”
“Ohh.”
“If you want, how about going to an adult toy shop in the night district for a consultation? They might have some surprisingly easy ideas.”
“Yes, I’ll try that.”
“More importantly… Huff! Huff! Quickly! Give me more fresh Land Octopus corpses!”
“Okay!”
I immediately took out the Land Octopus corpses that I and my lovers had caught from my inventory.
“Ooooh…!! It’s so wonderful to see a pile of monster corpses like this! Haa… Haa…! Slurp… There are some grilled ones too, making my mouth water.”
“I’ll have them cooked at Kevin’s place and bring them to you.”
“Oh! Thank you!”
“Then, I’ll be going now.”
“Alright! Take care, Rent! Oh, here’s the payment for the Metal Skeleton you hunted yesterday.”
After receiving the payment from Mr. Kelban as usual, I left the warehouse.
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After leaving the warehouse, I entered Kevin’s restaurant.
It was lunchtime, so it was bustling with customers.
Hmm… Should I come back later?
As I was thinking that, a waiter saw me, widened his eyes, and immediately went into the kitchen.
Then, a moment later, Kevin came out of the kitchen with a bright smile.
“Rent!”
“Hello, Kevin.”
“Did you come for a meal?”
“No, not really. I just wanted to ask you something. But it looks like you’re busy, so I’ll come back later.”
“No! It’s fine anytime! Come, come! Please come this way!”
I followed Kevin into the break room.
“So, what did you want to ask?”
“Well, you see.”
I created some distance between Kevin and me, then took out a Land Octopus from my inventory.
“Th, this is…?”
“I reached the 21st floor today. So, I caught a Land Octopus, and I was wondering if you could make a delicious dish with it?”
“O, of course! Ah, a Land Octopus…! Such a rare ingredient!”
Kevin looked very moved.
“A precious ingredient that only lives in oases in the desert nations! It’s so strong in dungeons that it’s hard to catch…!”
Then, Kevin’s eyes sparkled.
“Rent! I have a request!”
“Yes, what is it?”
“Rent! Pl, please! Could you regularly supply Land Octopuses to our restaurant!”
“Supply?”
“Yes! I know you also supply Orc meat… but this time, I’d like to ask you to be our exclusive supplier!”
“Exclusive?”
“Yes! If we have this Land Octopus, we’ll definitely become a highly-rated restaurant even among nobles and adventurers who come from the desert nations! Please!”
Kevin bowed 90 degrees and pleaded with me.
Exclusive Land Octopus supply for Kevin’s restaurant.
Kevin had made delicious dishes with the Orc Champion Steak and the Minotaur.
Besides, it would increase my workload and income, which wasn’t bad, and honestly, it wasn’t that difficult.
“Okay.”
“R, really!”
“Yes.”
As I nodded, Kevin grabbed my hands with both of his and shook them vigorously.
“Thank you! Thank you so much!”
“Ah, but can I have a Land Octopus dish for dinner tonight?”
“Of course! I’ll present you with the best dish!”
“Then, how many Land Octopuses should I take out? I can take out about 20 more.”
“20! Please follow me!”
I followed Kevin to the food storage inside the restaurant.
“Please take them out here.”
“Okay.”
I immediately took out the Land Octopuses.
“Ah, to have so many! I can even research new dishes that aren’t on the menu!”
After taking out the Land Octopuses, Kevin and I discussed the regular commission fee.
Since it was a monster from an area where A-rank adventurers live, the price was much higher than I had initially thought.
Thanks to that, I was very happy to have earned more money than expected.
Anyway, new dishes…
Kevin was delighted that he could even research new dishes.
New dishes with octopus.
At that moment, a dish I had eaten in my previous life popped into my head.
That dish that was mostly seen at universities or regional festivals!
That dish that was a gamble depending on the store!
It was takoyaki.
A dish made in a country across the sea.
Takoyaki, made by putting octopus legs, green onions, and ginger into a flour batter, baking it into a round shape, and then sprinkling it with seaweed powder and sauce!
Depending on the store, some would chop the octopus legs into small pieces, making it tasteless, while others would generously put in large pieces of octopus leg meat, making it delicious to chew.
It was a dish that was a bit of a gamble.
It was always the same that you would burn your tongue eating it right after it was made.
Ah, I suddenly wanted to eat it.
“Hey, Kevin, is a dish like this possible?”
“Yes? What kind of dish are you talking about?”
I explained takoyaki to Kevin as much as I knew.
After listening to my explanation, Kevin pondered for a moment and said.
“It’s possible to make. However, we’ll have to order a special cooking tool separately. But to think you’d come up with such an idea… Where did you get the idea?”
“Ah… I just thought it would be nice to have a dish like that.”
“I see. I’m surprised that you’re so strong and creative, Rent.”
“Ahaha…”
My conscience was a little pricked.
Kevin bowed slightly to me and said.
“I’m sorry. Since we have to order a special tool, I won’t be able to make that dish for you right away.”
“No, it’s more than enough that you’re even ordering a cooking tool to make it for me.”
“Thanks to you, Rent, our restaurant has received great praise from the nobles for the Orc Champion Steak, and our reputation has greatly improved! It’s only natural that we fulfill your request!”
Kevin thumped his chest and said.
“First, I’ll make a delicious dish for you and your lovers to enjoy! Please come back in the evening.”
“Yes, I’ll be looking forward to it.”
And I left Kevin’s restaurant…
And headed to the night district.
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“Rent~~~♡♡♡”
“Hello, Nino.”
As soon as I arrived in the night district, Nino ran up to me.
“Oh my, you’re not here for the brothel today.”
At my reaction, Nino stopped her excitement and stood in front of me.
The two peaks that swayed when she stopped were very attractive.
“Yes, I’m just going to stop by an adult toy shop.”
“An adult toy shop? Then, it’s best to go to the shop that Claire runs.”
Claire was the woman I saw running the adult toy shop last time.
“Yes, I was planning to go there. I’ve been there before.”
“Shall I come with you?”
“No, it’s okay.”
“I see…”
Nino’s tail, head, and wings drooped down.
She was clearly Ninya’s mother, but this appearance was just like a cute young girl.
Was it because she was a succubus that I felt that way?
Of course, now that I was in the night district, I had no intention of just leaving.
“Nino.”
Poof!
I immediately created a clone and placed my hand on Nino’s shoulder.
“Is the shop doing okay?”
“Ah♡ It’s fine♡ Even if I’m busy, everyone is well-trained to do their jobs♡”
“Then, while I’m taking care of my business… please let me have a good time.”
“Yes♡♡♡ I’ll give you everything I have with all my heart♡♡♡”
And I controlled my clone and entered the succubus’s paradise with Nino.
“Ah, Owner! That’s not fair! I have time off too, so I want to be with the Grand Master!”
“That’s right! You’ve been doing it with the Owner a lot lately, it’s not fair!”
Through my clone, I could hear the other succubi shouting in protest.
“Then, let’s all do it together with those who have time off!”
“”Kyaaaaaaak♡♡♡♡””
Through my clone, it seemed like I was going to have a very enjoyable time in real-time.
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While enjoying a good time with my clone, I arrived at the adult toy shop in the night district.
Creak.
“Welcome, ah, Grand Sex King.”
“Hello, Claire.”
Last time, she called me Rent.
It was a nickname she gave me when she first saw me.
Claire, who was wearing only overalls and had white hair and red eyes like an albino, got up from her seat and approached me.
“What brings you here?”
“I wanted to ask you about adult toys.”
“Ask about them?”
“Is it possible to make adult toys with… Land Octopuses?”
“Huh?”
Claire made a very blank expression.
“La, Land Octopuses… for adult toys?”
“Yes, not necessarily Land Octopuses, but something that uses monsters with suckers as material, or adult toys with a similar design. Can you make something like that, or do you have anything like that?”
“J, just a moment. I don’t understand what you’re saying at all…”
She seemed flustered by my sudden question.
“First, why did you think you could make adult toys with Land Octopuses?”
“That’s…”
I thought it would be better to show her the real thing than to explain it.
“Excuse me for a moment.”
I took out a Land Octopus inside the shop.
“Whoa!?”
“Sorry, did I surprise you?”
“Ah, no. More than that, why a Land Octopus…”
“Please look here.”
I lifted the Land Octopus’s leg and pointed to the suckers attached to it.
“If you make something with this shape and design, and give it suction power, wouldn’t it feel good?”
“Hmm? Can you explain in more detail?”
Claire began to show interest.
“Using this soft material… you could make an onahole. Or, you could make gloves to use for caressing. It doesn’t have to be a Land Octopus, but you could reproduce this shape.”
“Can I touch it for a moment?”
“Yes, please touch it as much as you like.”
Claire knelt on one knee and touched the Land Octopus’s leg, looking at it with serious eyes.
Her white skin on her side chest, which was clearly visible because she was only wearing overalls, was a spectacular sight.
“This texture… and the shape of these suckers… This would definitely feel good. But you can’t reproduce the original suction power. In the first place, it doesn’t even suck when it’s dead… No, wait…”
Muttering to herself, Claire was coming up with ideas for adult toys.
“…Grand Sex King.”
“Please call me Rent.”
“Rent, do you have any other ideas you’re thinking of personally?”
It seemed like she was stuck thinking and was asking me for my opinion.
“Hmm… Actually, I’m hoping that you can reproduce the right amount of suction power by using magic tools. The vibration of a vibrator uses magic power, right? So, this time, if you put magic power into it, it could suck at a constant intensity.”
“…That’s it!”
Claire jumped up from her seat and shouted.
“If you make a device that covers the whole thing or is placed near the entrance and put a magic stone in it… Okay, this is possible! For the gloves… Yes! You can put a device near the wrist!”
Claire looked at me with an expression of admiration.
“Wow, to think you’d come up with the idea of making adult toys with Land Octopuses. You’re definitely different, Grand Sex King. I think we can make the adult toys you want.”
“Ah, really?”
“Yes!”
“That’s a relief… Huh?”
Then, I saw a small sign on a display case.
The sign read:
Grand Sex King Vibrator Now in Production!
