Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 381

Chapter 381 – The Showdown With Ms. Lenny!

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After a short break, Tikia and I spent about an hour gleefully playing with magic.

Just shooting simple blasts was getting boring, so we started adding elemental transformations as we fired our magic.

For example, if I shot a fire magic blast, Tikia would respond with a magic blast of her own.

The most exciting moment was when I shot a dark magic blast and Tikia responded with a light magic blast.

The concept of light versus darkness resonated deeply with me.

Of course, it wasn’t just that. In the latter half, Tikia and I were practically performing magic tricks as we clashed our magic.

When Tikia created an electric dragon, I controlled a phoenix made of fire to fight it.

It felt like a Pokémon battle, which made it even more exciting.

“Go, Flamethrower!”

Whoosh!

Actually shouting out the names of the techniques made it feel even more real, and Tikia followed suit, moving her dragon.

“Thunder Rain!”

Zzzzzzzap!

On the surface, it looked like a fierce battle, but neither Tikia nor I were trying to win. We were just playing, so it felt more like playing with toys than a serious fight, which made it all the more enjoyable.

The growing crowd of onlookers also seemed to view us more like a circus act than a fierce battle.

“Hey, can you do that?”

“No way! What is that ridiculous magic? How can they even make it like that?”

“They should be charging five silver for this show.”

“The Dungeon Crasher wasn’t a martial artist.”

“Don’t worry about the small stuff, he’s the Dungeon Crasher.”

“…I guess.”

Finally, we ended our game by having the phoenix and the lightning dragon collide and cancel each other out.

“Phew… That was so refreshing!”

Tikia had a refreshed look on her face, like she had a great time.

“Lant! That was so much fun!”

“I had fun too. Let’s do it again sometime.”

“Okay!”

Tikia plopped down on the spot.

Then, she reached out her hand to me and said,

“Lant, I’m tired, so hug me.”

“Okay.”

I immediately walked over to Tikia and lifted her up with one arm.

I turned towards the training ground hallway when…

“Huh? Melissa?”

Melissa came into my view.

Melissa was standing next to Noah, Ninya, and Elsie, watching Tikia and me.

I approached the four of them and asked Melissa,

“Don’t you have to work?”

Melissa shrugged and said,

“Everyone’s watching Lant and Tikia’s show, so the guild is empty right now.”

“Ah…”

Come to think of it, the training ground hallway was packed with adventurers.

I could see some adventurers slowly leaving, realizing that the show was over.

Melissa also noticed this and said,

“I guess I should go back to work. Everyone’s going back to the Fox’s Rest, right?”

We all nodded at Melissa’s words.

“Then, see you tonight.”

Melissa waved lightly and left the training ground, following the departing adventurers.

We also left the training ground and returned to the Fox’s Rest.

“Welcome back, everyone!”

Tina greeted us faster than usual when we returned.

That was because she had been controlling her clone to sweep the floor with her just a moment ago.

I had told Tina and Miranda that we were all coming, and she had just dismissed her clone.

“We’re back, Tina.”

“Welcome back~… Hehe, did you have a lot of fun with Lant this morning?”

Noah asked Tina with a smirk, and Tina’s eyes darted around.

“Ah, th-that’s… L-Lant! You told them!”

“Ahahaha…”

But I had to give a reason for cumming right after the fellatio.

It couldn’t be helped.

After returning, we immediately went to take a bath.

I sat with Tikia on my lap, and we enjoyed a leisurely bath time.

Normally, they would have tried to take advantage of bath time to have a wild sex session with me, but strangely, Noah and Ninya didn’t react at all.

I was curious, so I asked them…

“But~.”

“Now that we have clones~.”

“”We can do it every night♡””

Indeed!

Now that we could do it every night, there was no need to try to seduce me during bath time!

But that was disappointing in its own way.

…Next time, I’ll seduce them first.

I’ll prove that even if we have sex with clones every night, my stamina will always be overflowing!

“Haa! E-every night…”

Elsie put her hands between her legs and bowed her head.

“Ninya and Noah are really frontline fighters, so they have great stamina… I had fun today and I’m tired, so I’ll pass…”

Tikia said with a resigned expression, enjoying the bathwater.

I caressed Tikia’s body, enjoying the soft, supple feel of her skin.

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After the bath, I was resting in my room, receiving a lap pillow from Miranda Mama.

If you’re wondering how this happened, after the bath, Noah and Ninya went to take a nap until dinner, and Tikia said that she had come up with a new magic application from playing with me today, so she went to do some research.

Elsie healed me until my magic was depleted and then returned to her room.

I was about to go to my room and have some alone time to read when…

Miranda said that she wanted to be with me, so we came to my room together.

Then, Miranda got on the bed, patted her thighs, and offered me a lap pillow.

Of course! I wasn’t going to refuse that offer.

Not only did I receive a lap pillow, but I also enjoyed the magnificent view of Miranda’s ample lower chest as she stroked my head.

“Oh, right, Miranda. I got some Crimson Minotaur meat today.”

“Crimson Minotaur?”

“It’s a special type of Minotaur monster. Orcs taste like delicious pork, right? Then, Minotaurs must taste like delicious beef, right?”

“Maybe… I guess?”

“Then, aren’t you excited to see how delicious Crimson Minotaur meat will be?”

“That… I am excited.”

“Yeah! I’m excited too. So, I’m going to ask the restaurant that made the Orc Champion steak to cook the Crimson Minotaur meat next time. Please look forward to it, Miranda.”

“Hehe, okay. I’ll be with you. Oh, do you happen to have any Minotaur meat?”

“Yes. I was curious about the taste, so I got some from the person who butchered it.”

“Then, can you give me that meat later? I’m not as good as the restaurant, but… I’ll cook the Minotaur meat for you too.”

“Really? If it’s Miranda’s cooking, it’ll definitely be delicious! I’m looking forward to it more than the restaurant’s food!”

“Oh my, thank you, Lant. But it won’t be as good as the restaurant’s food, so don’t get your hopes up too high.”

“What are you talking about?”

I said confidently to Miranda.

“The food made by the person you love is the best.”

Delicious food is good, but food that makes your heart happy is the best.

“Lant…♡”

Miranda blushed and looked happy.

She was truly beautiful.

But why did Miranda suddenly want to come to my room?

“Miranda, why did you suddenly want to come to my room?”

“Well… we had a lot of love this morning, didn’t we? So, I guess… I became a little more greedy.”

“Greedy?”

“Yeah. I want to spend more time alone with you like this♡ I used to be happy when you were with the others, but… lately, I’ve been wanting to be with you more and more.”

In other words, she was feeling more jealous and wanted to be more lovey-dovey with me.

I think that’s a very good thing.

I took Miranda’s hand, which was stroking my head, and gently pulled it towards my lips, kissing her palm.

“Miranda.”

“Ah…♡”

I said in Miranda’s lover mode,

“You can be as greedy as you want. You’re definitely my lover.”

“Lant♡”

“Besides, you’ll be leaving the clones at the Fox’s Rest from now on, right? So… even while I’m in the dungeon, I’ll control my clones to make love to you.”

“Won’t that… be a bother?”

“Not at all. Don’t underestimate me, Miranda.”

I got up and said, forehead to forehead with Miranda,

“Your lover is a Platinum-ranked adventurer who can have plenty of love with clones and still adventure in the dungeon with ease. So, you can be as spoiled as you want when you have time. I’ll accept it all from now on.”

“…Honey♡”

Miranda cupped my cheeks in her hands and asked,

“Can I… be spoiled and say that I want to… do it now?”

“Miranda, you’re such a spoiled girl. We already made love this morning…”

“C-can’t… I?”

Miranda’s face was flushed, and she had a longing expression.

She was so lovely.

I kissed Miranda, putting my tongue in her mouth, and answered instead.

“Huuup♡ Slurp♡ Chuuup♡ Slurrrp♡ Chuuup♡ Haa…♡ Lant♡”

“It’ll be short… but let’s do it until dinner.”

“…Yes♡”

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After a short and sweet time with Miranda, I went downstairs with her and handed her the Minotaur meat.

While the other lovers came down, I watched Miranda cook for us in the kitchen.

I realized that seeing Tikia cook made me realize that a domestic lover was also a very good thing.

And I just found out that Miranda wags her tail when she cooks.

Cute.

As I was staring at Miranda, Tina came into the kitchen and whispered to me,

“I’ll give you a lunch box I made next time.”

I looked at Tina, surprised by her sudden words, and she had a slight pout on her face.

It seemed that she was jealous of me staring at Miranda with a goofy smile.

Tina was so cute when she was jealous.

And when it was time for Melissa to come back from work, everyone came downstairs to eat.

While we were eating, I told them that I was going to take the Crimson Minotaur meat to the restaurant next time, and everyone looked excited.

“Huh? When did you catch a Crimson Minotaur?”

“I went to the dungeon alone yesterday while everyone was sleeping. That’s when I encountered the Crimson Minotaur.”

“Hmm~ Lant, do you have some kind of connection with special monsters?”

“Maybe?”

Either way, they’re easy to kill and make good money, so it’s a good connection for me.

After dinner, I went back to my room.

Before I went in, Tina said to me,

“Lant, today… we had a lot of fun this morning, so I’ll skip the massage today.”

“Should I make a clone tonight?”

“N-no! If we keep doing it so intensely every morning and night… my, my body won’t be able to handle it♡”

It seemed that Tina, like Tikia, was done with clones for today.

For reference, Miranda also said that she had had enough fun just now, so she was done with clones for today.

Then, the only ones who need clones today are… Ninya and Elsie.

Let’s make them now while we’re at it.

“Huuup!”

Poof!

I immediately created two clones and controlled them to go to Elsie’s and Ninya’s rooms, respectively.

The moment the two clones grabbed the doorknobs and opened the doors.

“Whoa!”

Noah, who was reaching out to open the door from the outside, was startled.

“Huh? Wh-what? Huh? Ah, are we starting with three people from the beginning?”

“No, Noah. They’re clones to send to Ninya and Elsie.”

“Ah!”

Noah nodded in understanding and immediately climbed onto my bed, and I controlled my clones to close the doors and enter Elsie’s and Ninya’s rooms.

Both of them welcomed my clones.

Especially Ninya, who was licking her lips with an expectant expression.

“Hehehe! Then let’s do it right away, Lant♡”

Noah threw off her clothes and was immediately naked.

Of course, I took off my clothes to match Noah.

Noah and I looked at each other and hugged, naked as the day we were born.

“Today~ as promised~ please violate me so much that I pass out, Lant♡ Let’s go with a style that focuses more on pleasure than love♡”

“Violently?”

“Very violently♡ Hehe♡ I feel like it today♡”

“Okay. Oh, Noah. There’s something I want to confirm before that.”

“Huh? What is it?”

“Is it okay if Elsie watches tonight’s play?”

“Of course it’s okay♡ Ah, let’s make sure Elsie can see it well♡”

“Okay, I’ll tell Elsie.”

I conveyed Noah’s intention to Elsie through the clone across the room.

“Ah, she reacted with a ‘Haa’.”

“Hehehe, I knew it? Ah, but what is Ninya doing right now?”

“She took off her pants as soon as I came in and is sucking her dick.”

Thanks to that, my clone and Elsie’s clone are both using ejaculation control techniques in real time.

“Hahahaha! That’s Ninya for you! Oh, right, we need to remove that board so Elsie can see, right?”

“I just removed it.”

“Ooh. Knowing this right away… it makes me even more excited to be seen by Elsie♡ Then… Lant♡”

Noah moved away from me, lay down with her legs spread towards the direction where Elsie could see, and said to me with a cat paw pose,

“Please punish the horny Noah cat with Lant’s master’s dick training stick♡”

It seems like it’s going to be a very enjoyable training time!