Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 169

Chapter 169 – Visiting My Hometown

First, I greeted Melissa.

“Hi, Melissa. And I told you not to call me Muscle Pig.”

It was none other than Melissa who first called me Muscle Pig.

She’s always been confident and is like the leader of the girls.

She’s also the daughter of Telisha, the woman next door who I’ve been using as material since I was little.

Unlike Telisha, Melissa doesn’t have a curvy figure yet.

But the potential is definitely there.

“Isn’t ‘Muscle Pig’ the perfect name for a coward who said he’d become an adventurer and then came back with his tail between his legs after only two weeks?”

“I didn’t come back with my tail between my legs, I just stopped by the village with my companions. Didn’t Dave tell you?”

“He just said you were back, blushed, and went home, which was annoying.”

It seems he didn’t explain properly and just told Melissa that I was back.

“So, you came with your companions? You already have companions. That’s something.”

“What is?”

Melissa pointed at me and said,

“You mostly played alone in the forest, didn’t you? And even when you played with other kids, it was only when the boys talked to you first.”

Indeed, since my daily routine was to jack off in the forest, I didn’t play much with other kids unless they talked to me first.

But when I did play, I had fun, so I wasn’t on bad terms with the boys.

Melissa, whose chest wasn’t particularly emphasized, crossed her arms and said,

“I thought you’d just quietly live your life as an adventurer alone.”

If I hadn’t met Elsie and Noah, that might have been the case for a while.

“I have three companions now.”

“Really? You have a lot of companions. Well, you’re big and strong, so you must be popular among adventurers.”

Melissa doesn’t just tease me; she acknowledges what she needs to.

But since she sometimes teases me by calling me Muscle Pig, I’ve used her as material in my fantasies as revenge.

I’ve had various fantasies where my usually cocky childhood friend becomes docile or submissive after tasting my dick, or her attitude remains the same but her personality changes once she gets fucked.

“Well, it’s good to see you’re doing well.”

“Thanks, Melissa. Has anything happened to you?”

“Haa, what could happen in this rural village? It’s so peaceful it’s boring. Should I become an adventurer too?”

“Hmm… being an adventurer is more dangerous than you think, so it’s probably better not to. Auntie Telisha would worry too.”

In fact, Elsie and Noah were on the verge of losing their lives when we first met.

“I know. I was just saying. So, how long will you be staying?”

“I’m planning to stay just one night and leave tomorrow.”

“Really? Then, around lunchtime, gather with your companions and tell us some stories. It’s only been two weeks, but there must have been something interesting outside the village.”

What Melissa meant was that I should gather my companions and tell stories not only to her but also to the other kids in the village.

It’s because she takes care of others like this that Melissa is the leader of the girls.

“Okay. Where should we meet?”

“Wouldn’t the village chief’s house be good? Everyone learns to read there from the chief, so it’s easy to gather… and the chief’s house is the biggest.”

“Okay, I’ll see you later. I need to buy bread for my mom.”

“Okay, see you later. I’ll tell the kids to gather.”

After parting with Melissa, I headed to the bakery where Dave was.

I greeted the village elders and other kids I met along the way.

Everyone’s first words were, “You’re back already?” or “Oh, you’re already here?”

It seems two weeks was too short after all.

When I went to Dave’s bakery, Dave was at the counter as usual.

“Dave.”

“Oh, Rent. Why are you alone? N, Ninya… ahem, where are your other companions?”

“They’re all at my house talking to my mom and dad. More importantly, Dave, if you met Melissa, you should have explained properly. Melissa thought I came back with my tail between my legs.”

“Ahaha, sorry, sorry. I had to get back to the store quickly. By the way, when are your other companions coming back…?”

He must really want to see Ninya.

“I talked to Melissa and we decided to meet at the village chief’s house around lunchtime. I’ll tell you about what happened in Flodan there.”

“Really? But did anything interesting happen in just two weeks?”

“It’ll be much more exciting than living in the village.”

Like the story of catching a unique monster. Or the story of catching a novice killer.

Dave chuckled and said,

“I’m looking forward to it. What kind of bread will you buy?”

“Then…”

I bought bread for lunch and cream bread that my dad liked and went home.

When I arrived home and opened the door, Elsie, Noah, and Ninya were having a pleasant conversation with my mom and dad.

“That’s when Rent said it! He said he wanted to see various landscapes while adventuring with us! Wow~ I was so touched then! Elsie even shed tears…”

“N, Noah. Don’t, don’t emphasize that too much…”

“Heh, so that’s how Rent was when Elsie and Noah formed their party.”

“Yeah! Come to think of it, Ninya didn’t know?”

“Yeah, I’m hearing it for the first time.”

“…Did our son really say that?”

My mom asked Noah with a suspicious expression.

“Yes!”

My dad crossed his arms and tilted his head.

“Our son is kind, but I never thought he’d say something like that, since he usually just plays in the forest… As a father, I’m happy.”

“But Rent, did you really mostly play alone? Rent, judging by your personality, you’re polite and have a good personality, right?”

“His personality is quiet. But he’s just quiet, and he’s not the type to hang out with other kids much…”

“I bought bread.”

“Oh my, son. Why are you back already?”

I understand that they want to hear my stories, but isn’t that too much to say to your son, Mom?

“How big is our village that it takes so long, Mom?”

“Oh my, why didn’t you talk to Melissa next door or Dave at the bakery?”

“I met Melissa on the way. We decided to meet at the village chief’s house around lunchtime to tell stories.”

“Oh my, is that so?”

“Son, did you buy Dad cream bread?”

“Yeah, Dad.”

My dad’s routine is to take cream bread as a snack whenever he goes to cut wood.

“But Dad, aren’t you going to work?”

“I should go soon.”

“Rent, why don’t you go with your dad and help him with work?”

“Me too?”

It was obvious that my mom was trying to kick me out again so she could talk to the three of them alone.

“Yeah, go help your dad, okay?”

My mom was putting unspoken pressure on me with a smile.

It’s better to obey quietly at times like this.

“Okay.”

“Hehe, then shall we go to work with our son after two weeks?”

My dad smiled brightly, genuinely happy to go to the forest with me.

Isn’t that kind of side of a father what makes a man cute?

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It had been almost two weeks since I went to the forest with my dad.

As we walked side by side, my dad smiled and spoke to me.

“Hehe, I never thought our son would bring such pretty girls.”

“I didn’t know that such pretty girls would become my companions in just two weeks, Dad.”

And I especially didn’t know that they would become my precious lovers.

“I only heard a little bit, but… they all seem like good kids.”

“Yeah, they’re really kind and good companions.”

“And I’m happy that our Rent showed such a cool side.”

“Really?”

“Of course. Our son rushed to save the girls in danger… When did our son become so cool?”

“Dad, isn’t it because I take after you?”

My dad also overreacts when my mom is sick or struggling.

“Haha, our son is saying such admirable things! Ah, this tree will do. Son, I’m counting on you.”

“Okay.”

I stood in front of the tree my dad pointed at.

I was going to knock it down with a hand chop as usual, but… it wouldn’t be bad to show my dad a new side of me here.

From what I heard this morning, my dad only heard about the scene where I formed a party with Elsie and Noah.

So, he wouldn’t know that I got a mana weapon.

“Dad, watch carefully.”

“Huh? What do you mean, son?”

I created a one-handed axe with a very large blade in my right hand.

“Hup!”

And I put my strength into it and cut down the tree.

Crack!

With just one swing, the tree fell to the side.

It was cut down more cleanly than with a hand chop.

I turned around, smiled at my dad, and said,

“How was that, Dad?”

My dad pointed at the axe in my hand and asked,

“Re, Rent. Wh, what is that in your hand?”

“I got a skill through inspiration and can use this now.”

“In, inspiration? Ah, I see… Our son has already experienced inspiration…”

It seems my dad knew about inspiration.

“Dad. I learned about promotion and inspiration for the first time in Flodan… If you knew about it, you should have told me before I left.”

My dad looked away from me and said, slightly embarrassed,

“W, well, our son’s body is strong, but his heart is kind, so I thought you’d give up after about a month and come back quickly…”

“Dad…”

It seems my dad thought I would give up after just a month.

Does he see me as having such a weak heart?

“Besides, the only people in our village who have ever been promoted are the village chief, me, and the hunter, Neikun… and things like inspiration are something everyone realizes on their own as they grow up. Our village is peaceful, so it’s not a big deal even if you don’t know about it…”

Indeed, the only monsters that appear in our village are the occasional goblins that wander in, so there are few opportunities to get promoted.

If you’re only going to live in the village, you don’t really need to know about promotion or inspiration.

But I was a little disappointed that he didn’t tell his son, who said he was going to become an adventurer.

“Have you ever gotten inspiration, Dad?”

“Me? Of course. I got the skill of Intermediate Axe Technique.”

“Intermediate Axe Technique?”

“I’ve been chopping wood as a lumberjack, so when I was young, it was Beginner. When your mother was pregnant with you, I worked hard to cut wood to feed you, and it went up to Intermediate.”

That’s a slightly touching story.

But I knew that skills had active and passive types, but it seems that things like swordsmanship and spear techniques also fall under skills.

Come to think of it, when Elsie and Noah gave me a tour of the city at first, they said that inspiration is gained by strongly desiring something or training hard.

The Intermediate Axe Technique that my dad got must be the type you get from training.

“Dad, how many more do we need to cut today?”

“We only need to cut four more today.”

“Then let’s finish quickly and go.”

I walked towards another tree.

My dad stopped me.

“W, wait a minute, son, let’s take it easy. You know, your mom sent you with your dad on purpose.”

“Yeah… I know.”

“So, let’s take our time and talk. I want to hear from our son about what it was like in the city.”

“…Okay, Dad. But let’s finish the work first.”

My dad nodded at my words.

“Okay, let’s do that.”

First, I cut down the remaining trees, trimmed the branches, divided them into several sections, and tied them with the rope my dad brought. Then, I sat down at the base of a tree with my dad.

“Rent, what was it like when you first went to Flodan?”

My dad looked at me with sparkling eyes.

“Dad, are you that excited to hear about your son’s stories?”

“Hehe, of course I am.”

My dad scratched his head and said,

“I’m just a local from this village after all. I’ve never been outside the village. Of course, I’m happy enough to have met your mother and given birth to our Rent, but I’m curious about what’s going on outside the village, just like everyone else.”

“I see…”

Then, let me tell my dad about it from a man’s perspective.

“Dad, when I first entered Flodan, I went to the Adventurer’s Guild first.”

“Really? What was the Adventurer’s Guild like?”

“Well, since it’s the Adventurer’s Guild, there were a lot of adventurers. There were a lot of requests posted on the bulletin board on the wall, and I saw many adventurers gathered there, choosing requests, and I realized that I had really come to the city of adventurers.”

“Ooh, is that so?”

My dad’s eyes sparkled even more.

“And… I was a little shocked when I saw the adventurers.”

“Shocked? What kind of shock?”

I gestured to my dad to lend me his ear, and my dad leaned towards me and offered his ear.

Then, I whispered to my dad in a quiet voice.

“Most of the female adventurers’ outfits… most of them are really revealing.”

“Really? W, wasn’t it just that girl named Noah who wore such revealing clothes?”

Indeed, Noah’s outfit is considered very revealing in our village.

But in Flodan, Noah’s outfit is actually average.

“Noah’s is pretty normal. There are even people who wear more daring clothes.”

“In what way?”

My dad was very curious and urged me to continue.

“Most of them have their thighs or bellies almost completely exposed… and some are even more revealing because they only show when they move… The most shocking ones only cover their chests and that area…”

“Oh my! R, really! Tell me more, son!”

“For example…”

And I recreated the shapes of the outfits with my mana weapon as I explained the outfits, and my dad and I had a pleasant conversation between father and son, and between men.