## Chapter 136 – 136. Magical Onahole
#136. Magical Onahole
Today was Friday, a day I didn’t have to go to the Magic Tower.
In other words, it was the practical start of the weekend.
Basically, first-year students at the Magic Tower have to attend classes from Monday to Thursday, second-year students until Wednesday, and third-year students until Tuesday.
By the time you’re a fourth-year, a graduating student, attendance is optional. You can attend classes if you want, but you don’t have to bother if you don’t.
However, if you fail the graduation exam three times, you’re expelled.
Considering how I always failed to make Fridays free when I was in college, the Magic Tower was heaven.
But I had to go to school at 9 every day.
‘…Did I make a mistake enrolling?’
It felt like I was going to high school all over again.
I gained a superhuman body by awakening my magic, but waking up early to go to school was still hard.
Still, the fact that I could legally lie at home every Friday was definitely good.
Just like the weekend can only shine because there are weekdays.
Besides, even if the promotion exam was blocked, I could still take the advancement exam without having to complete a full year.
It would be more difficult, but my level was already beyond that of a graduating student, so I wasn’t afraid of the first-year advancement exam.
I was planning to move up to the second year soon, and then the weekend would start on Thursday.
‘…Just imagining it makes my balls tingle.’
I suddenly felt good.
I rolled around on the bed and glanced at the clock. It was around 11.
It was about time to do what I had been thinking about for the past few days.
[Do you want to summon ‘Noel Ronniedella’?]
[Y/N]
[Y]
As soon as I pressed the now-familiar screen, a blue ray of light appeared in the air and spread in all directions.
Soon, a familiar figure could be seen beyond it.
Ears that were incomparably longer than Iris’s, blue hair that reached around her waist, and a cotton ball that seemed to have sprouted near her tailbone.
“Master-nim!!!”
Noel, wearing the bunny girl outfit she had on when we first met, rushed into my arms.
“Yeah, yeah.”
The feeling of embracing a woman’s body after a long time was like smoking a cigarette on the third day of quitting. Of course, I’ve never smoked, so I don’t know what it feels like.
I stroked Noel’s back as if to soothe her, who was sobbing. But before long, I couldn’t stop my hand from gradually moving downwards.
“Hngh, y-your touch is naughty…”
“Did you do squats or something while I wasn’t looking? You’re so bouncy.”
Even through the scratchy stockings, Noel’s butt was bouncy and chewy. It would be perfect to slap while doggy-styling.
For a long time, I lay on the bed with Noel on top of me, burying my face in her neck and inhaling her scent.
Because of that, even though my morning erection had ended quite a while ago, my lower body was still confidently asserting itself.
“Ah, right!”
Noel, breaking free from my embrace with a strange movement, glared at me with wide eyes.
I was speechless at the sudden rebellion, but she was strangely cute, so I didn’t feel like saying anything.
“Don’t you have anything to say to me?!”
“Say?”
I thought about it, but nothing came to mind.
“Oh, did your chest get a little bigger?”
“No, it didn’t!”
“Then did you change your shampoo? The smell seems a little different.”
“Shampoo? What’s shampoo?”
“…Are you serious?”
I asked seriously, but Noel just looked at me with innocent eyes, as if she really didn’t know.
No, how can you not know shampoo?
“Isn’t that an Earth thing?”
“Yeah.”
“Ehh, how would I know?”
“…Why don’t you know?”
Noel is now my summoned creature, but she was originally a messenger and employee of those guys who had the ridiculous ability to create an otherworldy dating app.
Of course, even if she can’t draw out all of her original power because she became a summoned creature in an abnormal way, shouldn’t she at least know a lot about Earth?
“Master-nim, you’ve been overestimating me too much since before. Of course, I feel good, but…”
Noel, who had been puffing up her cheeks and showing off her anger until just now, blushed shyly and sat gently on my thigh, which was out of character.
I wasn’t trying to praise her.
“Of course, it’s true that I have knowledge about Earth. But at best, it’s just some common sense and concepts?”
“What does that mean?”
“Um… I think it’s okay to say this much. You know what a subcontractor is, right?”
“Of course.”
“To put it simply, I’m like a subcontractor of a subcontractor of a subcontractor of a subcontractor of a subcontractor of a subcontractor of a subcontractor? Actually, it’s much lower than that.”
“…Aren’t you just a stranger?”
“Hehe.”
Even for a subcontracting company, if it goes down that far, the headquarters of a large Korean company will be connected to a grandmother selling vegetables in a rural African market.
“Right now, all I can tell you is that I’m a shaman of a certain tribe, and one day I received a divine message and met Master-nim.”
“You’re a shaman?”
“Ahem! Even though I look like this, I’m a genius with the best qualities in the tribe’s history?”
That’s strange, no matter how I look at her, she looks like a common horny wild rabbit.
“But isn’t it uncomfortable to wear a bunny girl outfit?”
“A little? But I can’t help it. The tribe’s rules are strict, so shamans can only wear shaman clothes.”
“…Bunny girl is shaman clothes?”
Does such a dreamy tribe exist in the world?
But I was very displeased with the act of forcing rules on my woman. So much so that I wanted to go and have in-depth conversations with the other shamans.
“So, um… could you lend me some clothes? The one you gave me last time got torn while fighting, so I can’t wear it… Ah!”
Noel, who was fidgeting with her fingers and continuing to speak, suddenly jumped up from her seat.
“Master-nim! Don’t you really have anything to say to me?!”
“…I love you?”
“N-Not that!”
Even though she said that, I was dumbfounded to see Noel leaning into my arms as if she couldn’t win.
What is it? She wasn’t this easy before? After I banged her once, she changed 180 degrees.
“I was hit by that bull-headed monster back then, and it hurt so much!”
“Ah.”
Only then did I remember that Noel had been blown away by the Minotaur’s counterattack.
Her injuries were quite severe, so I immediately canceled the summoning, but I didn’t ask about the progress.
“…Sorry.”
I slyly reached out and wrapped my arms around Noel’s waist.
“Were you hurt a lot?”
“It’s too late!”
“I’m really sorry. I should have asked how you were doing first, but I was too excited to see you after a long time.”
“…Were you excited?”
“Of course, I missed you so much.”
“…Really?”
“I even prepared a gift to give you when we met again.”
“A gift?”
I stroked Noel’s head, who was glancing at me with a much more relaxed face, and took out the gift I had prepared from my inventory.
I paid a lot of money to formally commission an appraiser to get a high-quality artifact rating.
The appraiser said it would easily fetch billions if sold at auction. He was so greedy that he even connected me to an auctioneer he knew, even though I didn’t ask him to.
The auctioneer, whom I met out of curiosity, grabbed my pants from the start and begged me to entrust it to him, saying that he would get the highest bid no matter what.
“How is it? Of course, the shape is a little different from what you used to use, but you still use it with both hands.”
“…”
Noel, who received the gift, was speechless and stared blankly at the ax in her hands, as if she was too moved to speak.
[Bloodstained Uin’s Two-Handed Axe
Grade: Epic
Allows you to use ‘Berserk’.
Allows you to use ‘Earthquake’.]
It was one of the rewards I got after defeating the Minotaur.
It was a high-quality artifact with two skills. In addition, the overall design was so well-made that hunters in the tank class would drool over it.
But I wouldn’t have been able to catch the Minotaur without Noel.
Even if she’s a summoned creature, the reward distribution according to contribution must be accurate.
“…It’s water.”
“Huh?”
Noel, who had her head down, muttered something.
Is she so touched that she’s shedding tears?
“What kind of gift is this!!!!”
Kwaaaang!!!!!
“My house!!!!”
***
Although it was a lease, it was a new house that was less than a month old.
It was my sweet home that I worked hard to decorate, paying attention to the interior.
I used to clean the house once every two weeks, but now I did it every other day.
It was a clean and tidy house until the enraged Noel swung her ax around the house and combined the bedroom and living room into one.
“Pervert, rapist, lowlife, trash.”
“…I said I’m sorry?”
But I couldn’t blame Noel.
I thought she would like a two-handed ax because she used a two-handed hammer as her main weapon, but it seems that it was a gift that she couldn’t accept with her womanly sensibilities.
After a long rampage, I was able to calm Noel down by using a blank check that would grant her anything as collateral.
‘But when am I going to clean all this up…’
I sat on the sofa and hugged Noel, who was panting, and repeatedly stroked her head like a robot.
But my gaze was only directed at the living room wall that had collapsed along with the TV.
Of course, it wasn’t difficult to restore it if I just spent money. But my current mood was similar to spilling the tteokbokki I just ordered on the bed.
I can clean it up if I want to, but it makes me sigh and feel overwhelmed when I look at it.
But what can I do? This is the end of a moron who doesn’t even know a woman’s heart.
“…I’m hungry.”
“What do you want to eat?”
“I don’t know. I don’t know Earth food well.”
“Look at this and choose.”
I handed Noel my cell phone. The delivery app was on the screen.
“Delivery X Clan? What is this?”
“If you choose the food you want there, the delivery person will deliver it to your house.”
“Wow…”
Noel touched here and there as if she was a person who was touching a cell phone for the first time.
Then, if there was a menu she wanted to eat, she put it in her shopping cart without hesitation.
Hamburgers, pizza, pig’s feet, jajangmyeon, mala soup, pork cutlet, etc.
‘…Can she eat all that?’
I heard that some people relieve stress by eating, so maybe Noel is like that.
I wasn’t short on money, so it didn’t matter much. After all, I was going to take her to an expensive restaurant for dinner.
“Oh, right. Do you want to see this?”
“Yes?”
I threw one of the items I took out of my inventory at Noel.
Because it was light and small, Noel caught it without much difficulty.
“This is…?”
“How is it?”
“Um… it’s strangely squishy…? It feels a little sticky… It feels like slime.”
“You don’t know what it is?”
Noel shook her head while fiddling with the thing I gave her. She seemed to like the texture.
“What is this?”
“Um, it’s for cleaning.”
“Use this to clean…?”
I received the item from Noel, who was tilting her head as if she couldn’t figure out how to use it, and left, saying that I was going to the bathroom.
Click, I locked the door and sat on the toilet cover.
“Dare you destroy Master-nim’s house?”
The fact that a smile was drawn on my lips could be known without looking in the mirror.
I held in my hand the strangely squishy and slightly sticky slime that Noel had been touching without any thought.
[Magical Onahole
Grade: Rare
Connects to the genitals of the opposite sex who last touched the onahole.
Current connection target: Undecided
Currently available list: Mouth, Vagina, Anus
※You don’t have to worry about pregnancy, so please cum as much as you want!]
[Do you want to designate ‘Noel Ronniedella’ as the connection target?]
[Y/N]
[Y]
“I guess I have to give you some education after a long time.”
It’s not like I wanted to use the onahole.
Probably.
