Chapter 241 – Consolation Meeting
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In wise man’s time, I thought.
Why is it that for humans, or rather for men, sage time comes after ejaculation?
Because of hormones? Or is it because all the dopamine explodes?
Maybe it’s a result of evolution. To quickly escape from danger as soon as mating is over. Most animals become completely defenseless during mating.
In any case, Sage Time is like a life companion that a man cannot separate from.
So, wouldn’t it be better to use the wise man’s time efficiently? As an efficient person who considers efficiency even when eating a spoonful of rice, I came to that conclusion.
In other words, I decided to think while it was wise man time. What to do next.
Now that I have gained Pia’s administrator rights, I have become like a god on this island.
You can eat whatever you want and make whatever you want. If you want to date a woman, do it, and if you don’t like it, you can get rid of it with your eyes closed. In fact, it was no exaggeration to say that it was a cheat key mode after clearing the game.
So, is this life really fun? If you do it, well.
All the girls obey me and stick out their asses. That kind of life might be fun too.
But that only takes a day or two. What fun is there in a world where everyone just shouts yes? And that’s what I did even when I didn’t have cheats.
What’s the point of having sex if you can’t have children in the first place? Isn’t it the same as cheating in a game and playing with a girl?
Perhaps because it was Sage Time, I was less concerned about sex than usual. It might be because I had a rough time with Pia. Surprisingly, I may not reveal much about women.
“Pia. Wake up.”
I nudged the butt of Pia, who was lying next to me, with my foot.
Then, Pia, who had been quiet, suddenly began to glow.
“Huh oh oh oh!”
“Oops. I forgot I set the sensitivity to 100x. Come back to normal.”
“Ah… !”
First, the sensitivity was restored to its original state, but Pia was still unable to come to her senses.
I think the prank was a bit harsh.
“Crime… Song… Do…”
“Are you coming? Please forgive me.”
Actually, I am the one who made Pia like this.
But it is wrong for Pia to not be able to endure even that much.
“Master… For smooth support… Requesting physical recovery…”
After a while, Pia, who had regained some energy, made such a request.
“I can’t. Still, it would be a waste to fully recover, so only recover 20%.”
“Thank you for restoring me, master.”
This is also funny. I only spoke, and it was I who restored it.
“Now that I think about it…”
The sun was still high in the sky.
That’s because I told you to keep the sun fixed like that.
However, just because the sun is fixed does not mean that time also stops.
I was so preoccupied with playing with Pia that quite a bit of time had already passed.
I felt uneasy for some reason.
“Pia. “Show me the situation inside our hideout.”
“Yes. “I will show you the situation inside the hideout.”
The ‘mirror of truth’ that was made in front flew this way.
As if the training had paid off, Pia now knows how to apply anything I say.
『Kyaaaaa!』
“Huh?!”
As soon as the inside of the hideout was reflected in the mirror, an ominous scream was heard.
There is no way I can mistake this voice. It was my mother’s scream.
“Stop! Please stop!』
『No. If you stop, you’ll want to leave again, right?』
“No! It’s not really!』
『You didn’t say that before, but you tried to sneak out again and got caught. I won’t be fooled anymore.』
『Aaaaah! Save me! Changjae!』
“What the hell is this…” …”
What’s going on?
For some reason, Kaylee was holding her mother in the mirror, and Seunghee was tickling her mother, who was being held by Kaylee.
This is such a shame. I want to tickle and play with her mom too!
『Kaylee, please let go! I have to go save Changjae… !』
『Sorry.』
『She still says that.』
『Hyaaaaa?! Changjae!』
Even though my mother was being tickled by Seunghee, she was desperately looking for me.
So much so that I feel sorry for myself while listening.
“… “I have to go back.”
I was thankful that my mother decided to go find me even after being tickled and tortured like that.
I was also grateful to Kaylee who held on to her mother, telling her that it was dangerous outside the hideout.
I was also thankful for Seunghee, who tickled her mother, so she couldn’t go out.
I had no choice but to go back immediately.
“Do you want to move right away?”
“Uh. Let’s go to the hideout. Oh, by the way, before that, you transform into fairy mode. Because other people will be surprised when they see it.”
“I will change my appearance into the fairy form that modern people universally imagine.”
As expected, education has its benefits.
Now, even when I speak nonsense, Pia understands me perfectly.
Pia became a fairy with a small body and butterfly wings.
But seeing it flying in front of my eyes is really annoying.
“Tweet. Attack.”
-Beep!
“Oh?! 』
There is a new toy.
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“I’ve been there.”
“Changjae!”
“Oppa!”
“Changjae!”
When I arrived at the hideout, my family came rushing in.
My mom and Seunghee hugged me, and then Kaylee, who had been watching me for a while, also hugged me in a fit of mood.
Thanks to this, the four of us came together as one lump.
“Changjae! Ugh!”
In particular, my mom burst into tears as soon as she saw me.
I laughed.
“Mom, didn’t you see the message that my mission was successful?”
“I saw it! I looked, but it didn’t come! “You were worried!”
Oops. Is that so?
“Sorry. “I have a lot of work to do.”
Even though my mouth was tearing, I couldn’t say that I was late because I was having sex with Pia.
“Mom, I’m just thankful that Changjae came back safely! Ugh!”
“Brother! “Do you know how worried we were?!”
“I know, I know. “I’m sorry.”
“Changjae. Thank you for your hard work.”
“Thank you, Kaylee. Thanks to that, I was able to do it with peace of mind.”
As expected, the late aftereffects of taking my time was no joke. I should have come sooner.
“Sniff. It’s Changjae. Are you very hungry? “I’ll prepare dinner right away.”
“Yes. “I’m starving to death.”
In fact, my hunger disappeared as I recovered through PIA, but I couldn’t stop eating. I told you to prepare from the moment you left.
“But what really happened? “Did you really catch a Tyrannosaurus?”
“I’ll tell you while we eat.”
Kaylee didn’t say anything, but she seemed curious.
But. Even if you’re like me, you’re probably curious. If someone said they hunted a Tyrannosaurus.
Thanks to this, the dining table has become a place to show off my saga.
“──The Tyrannosaurus went to eat the bait I set up. Meanwhile, I broke into the nest, stole the egg, and ran away.”
“Omg! “Did you steal dinosaur eggs?”
“Okay. The dinosaur egg was huge. One serving of fried eggs should be enough for 50 people?”
“So? Mommy dinosaur must have chased after me?”
“Of course I followed him. They are running like crazy from behind, and the ground is shaking──”
I was excited and told the story of being chased by Kushtapa.
There was no need to include Cha In-cheol’s story. If you know that there are people who have been sacrificed, you will be heartbroken for no reason.
At the end, when I told the story of how I fell into the swamp and barely survived, my mother cried.
It was a mistake to add seasoning to add excitement to the story.
Besides.
“I feel sorry for the dinosaur…”
“Huh?”
Seunghee was saying this even after hearing that I had suffered so much.
This guy. Was he a dinosaur lover?
“But the dinosaur didn’t do anything wrong, but its eggs were stolen, and it fell into a swamp and died, right? “I feel sorry for you.”
“Uh? Is that so?”
After listening to it, I thought that statement made sense.
If there was a dinosaur mom, she would probably try to sue me.
“No, Seunghee. In the wild, they basically eat each other and be eaten. It’s just that Changjae was at the top of the food chain.”
Then Kaylee stepped up and took his side.
It’s higher on the food chain than Tyrannosaurus. I somehow felt like a huge tycoon.
“Sigh. Thank you, Kaylee. Of course, there is only Kaylee.”
“I, too, think I’m luckier that my brother is alive than the dinosaurs.”
Seunghee adds, wiggling her hands and feet.
“Tsundere?”
“Oh my! “What can’t I say?”
Seunghee pretends to be angry, as if trying to hide her embarrassment.
Mom and Kaylee looked at Seunghee with happy expressions.
──Okay, then.
The atmosphere gradually warmed up.
Now let’s get to the point…
“Hmm. Anyway, that’s how it happened.”
For some reason, I also felt nervous about bringing this up.
The eyes of three people focused on me.
“Now we can escape from the island. Of course, we can save Seungpil and Noah.”
“Ah…”
The reaction wasn’t as dramatic as I thought.
Everyone just looked confused.
“Then what about the coins you’ve collected?”
“Coin?”
Seunghee suddenly asked.
“Your coin has been delisted.”
“No way! “How did you collect these coins?”
I also know how unfair Seunghee feels. Seunghee attacked me every night to collect 10,000 coins.
“Even though the coin is gone, it’s okay because you can do everything you can with a coin, right?”
“But still~”
Seunghee whines, wondering what she doesn’t like.
Her mother gently hugged Seunghee.
“You worked hard, Seunghee.”
“Sister?”
“You’ve been trying so hard to save your brother, right? I know. “How much Seunghee has endured.”
“Sister…”
“It’s okay now. It’s all over. “Good job, Seunghee.”
Seunghee’s eyes filled with tears as her mother patted her and comforted her.
“Ugh! Sister!”
And then it was Seunghee, burying her face in her mother’s chest. Oh my, I’m jealous.
“Kaylee had a hard time too.”
“No… I am…”
Holding Seunghee with one arm, her mother also hugged Kaylee with her other arm.
“Ugh… Black…”
At first, Kaylee declined. However, as if she could not overcome the magic of her heart, Kaylee soon buried her face in her mother’s chest and began to sob.
Hmm. A heart big enough to hold two women. There is no separate Virgin Mary.
“Mom. “I had a hard time too.”
“Shh.”
Sadly, there was no place for me in her mother’s heart.
I think I had the hardest time… Oh, my.
