Chapter 255 – Side Story 89: Life Contract Lord Jesus.
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The new year of 2050 has begun.
It’s surprising, but it feels like time goes by really fast.
“Is the World Cup season already back? .”
The point in time when I returned was the 2038 World Cup, so 12 years have already passed.
At the time of the 2038 World Cup, I was just a high school student, and now I am a man in my 30s.
“John is ten years old, and I am thirty.”
Ah. For reference, the Korean age is 30. Perhaps because of the influence of Yuna, who was raised by her grandmother during her childhood, she was strangely familiar with the Korean age.
“Hey! Now that you’re 30, you can’t make fun of a plate of eggs, right?”
Of course, it’s a lie.
I just wanted to make fun of Yuna, so I used the Korean age, which was abolished in 2023.
What. Now that I am 30 years old, I will use the term ‘full age’ again.
Although I am 28 years old, my birthday is not far away, so I think I can just think of myself as 29.
“Even Jesus is old now!”
I laughed out loud when I saw Yuna returning to her childhood. Yuna was hugged with a bright smile, wondering what was so good about it.
“Ouch, it tickles!”
I smelled the scent of Yuna’s flesh in her arms. Yuna struggled, saying that her nose was itchy, but I gave her strength and she hugged me tighter.
Is it because we lived face to face for 10 years? Certainly, now I felt like a life partner and lifelong friend rather than a loving lover.
“Yes, you can still eat one plate of eggs at your age.”
Yuna’s body trembled as she clenched her fists, which were as big as her breasts, due to the childishness of her 246-year-old child.
Unable to control her anger, Yuna soon began pounding my chest with her fist.
There was no sense of impact at all.
“… “I’m going!”
Yuna, who had been pounding her chest for a while, pouted her lips as if she was upset when I didn’t respond.
“Heh. “Today is also a victory for me, the Lord Jesus.”
Yuna got upset and went to broadcast, while I declared victory.
“Bah. “Bah.”
Joseph toddled over, wearing striped clothes. Last time, I was shocked at how much I liked wearing the FC Barcelona uniform I wore as a player.
Now that I see it, it seems like he simply likes striped clothes.
I hugged Joseph as he approached me and made eye contact. If Yohan’s appearance resembles me a lot, Joseph resembles Yuna a little more.
“Pursuit, pursuit!”
What. Still, I feel that Joseph is definitely my son. Not only did he like soccer, but he also had great physical strength compared to his peers, which reminded me of Yohan when he was young.
“Do you want to play soccer with dad?”
“Wow!”
So, I have to do my best not to look at FC Barcelona. Even if I understand and concede to Atletico Madrid.
I would oppose becoming a player for FC Barcelona even if it meant holding a knife to my throat.
“Then no matter what happens later, I can’t play for FC Barcelona? “All the people there are bad people.”
“Yes! “Joseph was a bad person.”
That’s how the gaslighting towards Joseph began. Still, I wish I could see Joseph playing for Real Madrid.
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[Title: Sogyoju, you have grown up a lot.]
(Joohyun training at Real Madrid CF Infantil B. Jpg)
It seems like just yesterday when I was toddling around. Sigh…
I want to see So Kyo-ju play for the Korean national team soon. If a father and son play on the field wearing the same national team uniform, it would be heartbreaking just to see it.
└ Who is Sogyoju?
└ John. Please read the text. Fuck you.
└ Why has Yohan already become the leader of a small religious sect? There is also Joseph. Has a successor been selected?
└ Let’s go! Of course, primogeniture is the rule!
└ Let’s go! In the world of Demonicism, inheritance by the strong is the rule!
└ (No food for moths.)
└ Won’t Brother Jesus retire from national football before Yohan grows up?
└ ㄹㅇ No matter how fast Yohan is, he will be on the roster for the 2058 World Cup. By then, Jesus’ brother will be 38 years old.
└ 38 years old? Aren’t you 37?
└ Ugh… Smells great. I think it’s a Korean age thing.
└ Wow, is Yohan already Infantil? You definitely have talent. I heard that most of it is released during the process of going up to Infantil.
└ ㅇㅇ He is a promising player that Real Madrid is paying attention to.
└ Is Infantil high?
└ Side B U12 – Side A U13.
└ Isn’t it a big deal if you only skip a grade by 4 years?
└ Wow, what is this idiot? Even a one-year age difference is a big thing when you’re growing up, but if you’re four years older, you’ve said it all.
└ Lee Kang-jin played with U-12 players when he was 6 years old. If you can barely skip a grade that much, it’s a fucking meal haha
└ Fuck, is it the same as in Korea, you bastard.
└ What about talent? Where is the talent at such a young age? It’s all thanks to my dad’s halo ㅡ.
└ What is this idiot ver2. This is not worth answering, so I just ignore it.
└ The world is really so dirty. Thanks to his dad, he joined a club called Real Madrid and even skipped a grade ㅠㅠ My son couldn’t even join a youth team in the Korean league. I feel sorry for him because I met the wrong parents ㅠㅠ.
└ What is it? Why are people from other communities suddenly flocking to me?
└ Coordinates taken.
└ Witwitwit, please enroll him in the Lord Jesus Orphanage. Then I will teach you soccer well.
└ How can I enroll?
└ You can abandon your son at the Lord Jesus Orphanage ^^. I think the child will be happier if he or she grows up in an orphanage rather than being raised by you.
└ㅗㅜㅑ You talk too much;;
[Title: Look at those idiots who say Yohan is a sober drinker.]
This is the La Liga Promises that took place last year. For reference, this competition is a U-12 competition hosted by La Liga.
From now on, Yohan will summarize the highlights of the competition, so wipe your eyes and watch carefully.
(Joo Lifts the trophy with Real Madrid Infantil B. Jpg)
First, briefly, our Yohan has leadership skills. Even though he was not the ‘captain’, he was given the trophy by the ‘captain’.
(When a colleague falls to the ground, he runs straight to the ground and starts a retaliatory tackle. Gif)
There is also loyalty to colleagues.
(Major. Gif breaking through defenders with La Croquetta)
You can easily defeat about three defenders.
(Ji Joo, who is not pushed back in physical fights with his older brothers who are 4 years older. Gif)
The physicality is also great.
(FC Barcelona’s prospect runs to the referee and bursts into tears after Joo Yo-han’s foul. Gif)
And Yohan is good at ‘not getting caught’ in foul play. Surprisingly, that scene was caught only after reviewing VAR several times.
And there is someone who is watching this with satisfaction.
(Photo of the Lord Jesus smiling in the audience. Jpg)
GOAt. How on earth are you educating your children? All I can say is admiration.
Anyway.
Let’s go back to Yohan’s play.
Before you know it, it’s the last play.
Because Yohan’s play is amazing.
Let’s concentrate and engrave it in our heads and hearts.
(Handsome Yohan looks just like his mom and dad. Jpg)
Ah. Fuck. Dirty world.
After all, life is all about genes.
Conclusion: The reason your children can’t play soccer and are ugly is all because of your genes, so don’t take your anger out on Yohan and quietly apologize to your children. Kkeut
└ For your information, there are some kids who quit soccer because they felt that Yohan was blocking them.
└ ㅁㅊㅋ A crusher of promising talent that continues generations ㅋㅋ
└ Wow, that’s a nickname I haven’t heard in a long time.
└ Where are all the other community kids?
└ I think I cried because I got the facts right.
└ By the way, seriously, is it okay for Yohan to grow up like that?
└ What. It’s growing wonderfully. It’s better to hit than to be hit.
└ ㅇㅈ My mom also told me not to hit her during her school days.
└ She told me not to go around getting hit, I didn’t tell her to go around getting hit, you bastard.
└ Don’t you know how to take precautions? Haha. I’m hitting you before you get hit.
└ Why are you leaving out the post-secondary report?
└ If you report it, you will be disciplined. Haha,
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The winter break is over, and the league has resumed. I was ejected from the first home game since the new year.
There was something a little unfair about the exit scene.
While the referee was giving me a warning and caution for stepping on the hand of an opposing player, a bug landed on the referee’s cheek.
As someone who has an aversion to bugs, I just slapped the referee in the face.
That marked my first exit in 2050. It was a truly unfortunate decision. If the referee had been a little more rational, or if he had fainted, he wouldn’t have been sent off.
I was going home holding Yohan’s hand, feeling disappointed with the referee’s decision.
On my way back home holding hands with Yohan after a long time.
Yohan hesitated for a while, then his expression hardened, and he said, squeezing his father’s hand.
“Dad.”
“Huh?”
“Can’t I retire until I debut in the first team?”
Yohan is currently 8 years old.
As far as I know, the record for the youngest debut in La Liga is 15 years and 229 days.
No matter how early Yohan may debut with a new record, he still has to be at least 15 years old.
So, that means I have to play active soccer for at least 7 more years.
By then, I will be 36.
Oh my god, 36! Do I have to play soccer and not be able to retire until then?
Let me continue to worry with a serious expression.
“… “No?”
Yohan asked again with a sullen expression.
I am tired of seeing Yohan like that.
“Of course, Dad, I want to play with Yohan too. “I won’t retire until Yohan is promoted to the first team.”
“Is it true? Is it a promise!?”
“Huh. Promise.”
I made a promise with my little finger and ended up throwing it away.
Before I was a person, I was the head of a household and a father.
Children were more important to me than anything else in the world.
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[‘God of Football’ Joo Jesus, virtually life-long contract with Real Madrid “10 years, 2 trillion won.”]
└ Danju is very loyal to Real Madrid. Saudi Arabia’s 1 year 2 trillion won was rejected and 10 years 2 trillion won was chosen.
└ Watch the interview with Brother Jesus. I made a promise to Yohan. I won’t retire until Yohan debuts in the first team and plays with meㅠㅠ
└ Wow, it’s romance itself ㅠㅠ
