Chapter 243 – Side Story 77: The Lord Jesus Is Smiling Now. -1
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After getting off to a good start, Real Madrid won 3 – 1 in the subsequent game against Sevilla.
[Roberto Fabianski scores multiple goals! Mentioning the Lord Jesus in an interview. ‘I learned a lot from watching him play.’]
[Roberto Fabianski receives a warning for unsportsmanlike play. ‘I watched and learned.’]
In particular, the performance of Roberto Fabianski, known as the shadow warrior of the Lord Jesus, was enough to calm the Madridistas who were anxious after the Lord Jesus declared his sabbatical year.
“Okay! “We are strong enough even without Jejus!”
“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madird!”
The moment when the madridistas, who were addicted to the drug-like performance of the Lord Jesus, were about to regain their sense of reason.
[Shocking defeat, Real Madrid suffered a crushing 3-1 loss to FC Nordsjælland.]
[Real Madrid’s weakness is quick feet? The defensive organization collapsed in an instant!]
Real Madrid lost to FC Nordsjaelland in the Champions League group stage.
The crushing loss to a team from a peripheral league deeply hurt the pride of Real Madrid fans, who have suffered one of the few Champions League defeats since Joo Jesus’ transfer.
[Jejus hinting at retirement? ‘I feel satisfied with my current life with my family.’]
The article that followed sent them into panic as they were mentally and physically weak.
“Oh my God! “Do not abandon us!”
“Hala Jesus!! Hala Jesus!! Hala Jesus-!!!!”
“I repent! I repent of my past arrogance! We still need God! God bless Madrid! God, please save Madrid!”
“Hala Jesus! Hala Jesus!! Hala Jesus-!!!!”
In this way, Real Madrid fans’ self-criticism was held in front of the Lord Jesus’ home every day.
“Hmm…”
Of course, this was the result of the Lord Jesus continuing to add firewood.
“Is it too burning?”
However, perhaps too much firewood was put in, and the fire was stronger than the Lord Jesus had predicted.
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In contrast to the madridistas on fire, Real Madrid coach Valverde was extremely calm.
‘This season, all we have to do is advance to the Champions League…’
He slowly recalled his conversation with President Núñez.
Valverde came to the team owner’s office with a letter of resignation upon seeing Jesus Joo leave his team, saying he would really take a sabbatical.
“Coach, if Jeju truly made up his mind, it was going to happen!”
“…”
“Of course I have an idea too! First, focus on advancing to the Champions League this season and nurturing friends to assist Jejus! Wouldn’t the players be aging anyway and have to undergo a generational change? “Jejus is taking this opportunity to announce a sabbatical year to change generations.”
He managed to find a compromise through conversations with President Nuñez. Although he was freed from sexual pressure and took on other burdens, it was completely understandable.
‘Tsk. It’s the 12 Apostles Project… It’s childish.’
A new 12 Apostles project to replace Galacticos, which previously symbolized Real Madrid.
Valverde contemplated throwing in his resignation letter when he was told to complete the project within one year, but he was barely able to calm down when Chairman Nuñez said he would be granted full authority.
‘Who am I? Real Madrid’s GOAT manager.’
Valverde was a man who always said he was quitting, but he still loved soccer, so he couldn’t leave the field.
‘Jabran is showing some buds, so let’s give it a little more chance.’
He reflected on the last Champions League match against Nordsjaelland. Although the defense collapsed and the team lost, it was a game where we could see the players who showed flashes of brilliance.
‘Juyun and Ju Nazareth…’
Of course, for Real Madrid, which aims to win the Champions League every season, it was more appropriate to fill its strength with external recruitment rather than developing promising players.
Real Madrid, which recently won the Champions League alone, was under intense pressure from other European clubs.
Fortunately, there were a few clubs with whom the team had good relationships, including Colchester United, but most of the players who performed prominently were non-EU nationals.
‘Damn, I want to recruit both of them, but the damn Non-EU policy is holding me back.’
In La Liga, there was a rule that allowed up to three non-EU players per team to be included in the 25-man squad.
‘Is it Leo Lopez, Jejus, and Danilo who joined this time?’
Unfortunately, there are currently three non-EU nationals at Real Madrid.
“Even if Leo acquires Spanish nationality next season… Still, there’s not enough space.”
Valverde continued, licking his lips with regret.
“… “Can’t Jejus become naturalized as a Spanish citizen?”
Then you can recruit both.
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[Title: Okay… Is this the effect of a maritime blockade?]
Real Madrid is hitting a crappy team like Nordsjaelland haha
Ah~ What do I do if I have money~ I can’t spend it~
└ Stop the maritime blockade~~ If you keep doing this, you will wither and die!!
└ ㅆㅂ Germany also had an alliance. Why doesn’t Real Madrid have any allies?
└ There is an alliance. Over there in England, it’s called Colchester United haha
└ Can I call them allies?
└ It was the same in Germany too. LOL
└ I sincerely ask what advantage does Colchester United have over Italy as an ally?
└ What does Gallipoli not do?
└ ㅈㄴ That’s an advantage ㅆㅂㅋㅋㅋ
└ Gallipoli is British, haha
└ Oh, Colchester United is a British club. Then, Gallipoli.
└ Ah haha Germany had Italy, and Real Madrid had Colchester United haha
└ No;; Still, Colchester United took promising players, developed them, and gave them back to them. Is this Jabran who joined this time? He also grew up at Colchester United, but isn’t Italy crossing the line?
└ These bastards haha, don’t you remember that they made a fuss about sending a player out on loan to develop a promising player and sold him to another team?
└ I can’t stand the British traditional hate haha
└ Is that what Jesus ordered?
└ If you hate alcohol, you’re an honorary British person. LOL
└ ㄹㅇ If something strange happens in the stadium, you can get hit if you just take a break. Just Jesus, the GOAT, the source of all evil in world soccer.
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After Jesus Christ won the Ballon d’Or, many promising players came to admire him. They tried to imitate every little thing of the Lord Jesus.
The same was true for Hashraf Jabran, a Moroccan immigrant who returned to Real Madrid from Colchester United on loan this season.
[Ah-!! Sergio Pepe grabs the back of his thigh! Real Madrid’s bench is getting busy.]
“Shit! Jabran! It’s a replacement!”
Jabran, an ardent follower of the Lord Jesus and a fervent believer in the Protestant Church of Jesus, worked hard to avoid missing the opportunity that came to him as fate would have it.
[Hashraf Jabran, who is familiar to Colchester United fans, is being replaced. He is a player with a playing style that reminds me of Sergio Pepe in his youth.]
[Yes. Befitting his tough play style, he shows off his own play without being intimidated!]
Jabran, who showed the example of a fighter-type defender, was liked by Sergio Pepe, a man with a sharp personality.
“Oh-. The kid is doing pretty well? Pedro (Colchester United manager) raised you properly, right?”
While Sergio Pepe was confirming his successor, Jabran, who blocked Osasuna’s shot, immediately raised his head and looked around.
“Give it this way!”
The voice of Rafael Obrador, running forward with his hands outstretched, was heard in Jabran’s ears.
[Jabran blocks! Pass the ball to Rafael Obrador, who tries to overlap!]
Jabran’s pass goes to Rafael Obrador.
[It’s fast! Jabran quickly attempts overlapping! It’s like seeing Kim Jae-min, who played for Bayern Munich in the past!]
Jabran ran like an angry bull to Osasuna’s penalty box.
[Rafael Obrador! Calmly peel off Osasuna’s defense and cross!!]
Although his speed has decreased with age, Rafael Obrador is a master when it comes to crosses, aiming for Jabran’s head.
[Jabran-!!!!]
The ball that hit Jabran’s forehead split Osasuna’s net.
[Goooool-!! This is Hashraf Jabran scoring his debut goal in his debut game!!!]
Jabran, who succeeded in scoring, roared and ran towards Valverde.
“Vamos—!!”
Is it because the blood rushed to my head knowing that I scored in my debut game?
In Jabran’s mind, the game in which Jesus made his name known to soccer fans around the world came to mind.
‘Child, you know how to flatter.’
Valverde, who did not know that fact, opened his arms with a smile on his face toward Jabran who was running.
Suddenly-.
And he had to let out a cry of pain as Jabran celebrated, holding his head and shaking it like crazy.
“Ugh-!”
“Puta! Stop me! Stop me!”
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Game over.
Real Madrid 1:0 Osasuna
[Hashraf Jabran, the protagonist of the final goal, selects Joo Jesus as the soccer player he admires.]
[Hashraf Zabran apologized to Valverde. ‘When I succeeded in scoring, the scene from Jeju’s debut game immediately came to mind.’]
└ Fuck. Did I tell you? The root of all evil is a Danju bastard.
└ … !! I’ll give you a good guess.
[The Lord Jesus smiles with satisfaction at Hashraf Jabran’s actions. ‘The seeds I sowed are bearing fruit. From now on, the history of soccer will be different.’]
