Chapter 230 – Side Story 64: Soccer Physics Professor Joo Jesus -2
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The continuing teachings of soccer physicist Jesus Christ have become a nightmare for Manchester United players.
Due to repeated learning, Manchester United players automatically cringed as soon as they saw the Lord Jesus.
“Write it. Hitting me?”
“… !!”
The Lord Jesus instinctively grasped it and used it cleverly.
“You crazy bastard. “Isn’t that a completely crazy bastard!”
Federico Fernández, who had cowered under the threat of the Lord Jesus, tried to shake off his fear by swearing.
And in the meantime.
“Okay…”
The groans of Manchester United players lying on the ground after being hit by the Lord Jesus echoed throughout the ground.
“Hey! Referee”
Federico turned his head and looked at Jesus, just in case.
“What.”
The referee made a dumb expression and suddenly looked at him with an expression asking why he was calling.
‘Under… You beat up so many players without being noticed? ‘You really are crazy.’
Federico looked at that and laughed out of frustration.
If he hadn’t faced the Lord Jesus in the last game, he might have gotten so excited and rushed at the referee.
But I understand it now.
Perhaps, those who have experienced it directly will be able to understand the referee’s expression.
He must have stuck his fist at the moment when our bodies collided without anyone noticing.
‘What kind of Charlie Stone is this? No, it would be worse than Charlie Stone.’
Anyway, he was a total bastard.
Even Charlie Stone, who was violent in Liverpool, didn’t beat anyone like that without receiving a card.
And the relatively conscientious Charlie Stone beat up the man and proudly received the card.
In fact, he was so ignorant that he was sent off for asking the referee why it was a foul. But that devilish guy…
Sloshing-!
“Hala Madird!!”
“Shit. I feel so shit.”
Federico succeeded in scoring before he knew it, and approached the referee by chewing on Joo Jesus, who was celebrating at the corner flag, and appealed the situation.
“Referee, Jesus just used violence on the ground!”
Federico knew it too. This protest will not be accepted.
But with so many victims, wouldn’t the referee at least check VAR?
Then, you can repair the collapsed defensive line during that time.
So Federico Fernandez approached the referee with a glimmer of hope.
“Huh? I saw it too. But isn’t that a fair amount of physical fighting?”
Federico Fernandez was speechless at the referee’s calm question.
8 years after the appearance of the Lord Jesus.
The world was surprisingly adapting to soccer 3.
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[Jesus is lighting up the Santiago Bernabeu with a huge goal! Even today, sweet hymns to him are flowing from the stands.]
[He single-handedly pierced Manchester United’s defender. Is there any player who can succeed in scoring so easily?]
[He is a perfect player in every way. Some people criticize Jeju for not improving over the past 8 years, but I disagree with them. It has not developed because there is no room for further development. Jejus has been perfect since its debut season!]
[Yes. The only thing that has changed since those days is that Jejus, who was a boy, became his father.]
[We are currently living in the era of Jejus. It is a moment of great luck and glory as a soccer fan.]
[Oh? Federico Fernandez is complaining to the referee. However, the referee responded that there was no problem.]
[The scoring scene is shown again. Hmm… What on earth is the problem? I think the referee’s decision was right.]
[Yes. Anyway, this is really great. Just a look left the Manchester United goalkeeper frozen. Is it an Oriental mystery?]
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I performed the celebration and took turns looking at Manchester United’s goalkeeper, who was standing there blankly.
‘What is it?’
Strangely enough, when my eyes met his, he froze like a frog in front of a snake and couldn’t move.
I continued to worry about a while, perhaps because I felt uncomfortable with that appearance.
“Jesus, help this bastard defend!!”
I continued to worry, ignoring Luis Garcia’s solemn shouting.
It was only when Real Madrid successfully lost the ball and launched a counterattack that I realized.
“Ah… I see. Are you fascinated by my personality?”
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30 minutes in the first half.
Real Madrid’s corner kick situation.
Luka Savic, who won a bet with Luis Garcia and was selected as the dedicated kicker for this game, looked blankly at the ground.
Jesus Joo, who was loitering near the penalty box, came into Luca’s gaze, with a rare glimpse of sharpness between his blank-looking eyes.
‘Jesus…’
For Luke, who was introverted and of short stature, the Lord Jesus was a being who made him feel various emotions.
Sometimes he felt like a big brother and was reassuring, and other times he was jealous of the physical strength he didn’t have.
However, if you ask Luka Savic what kind of person the Lord Jesus is, he will give you a firm answer.
‘Jejus is a great soccer player and a good person.’
“Jesus!”
Luka Savic took a corner kick while shouting the name of the Lord Jesus.
“Jesus! Stop it!”
“Interrupt!”
“You do it, you son of a bitch!”
“No! I am also human! Person! If you get hit, it hurts!”
Luka Savic’s shouts caused the Manchester United players to focus on the Lord Jesus, but Luka Savic had no doubt that the Lord Jesus Christ, whom he believed in, would score.
The image of Jouesu appeared in Luka Savic’s eyes.
The Lord Jesus jumped with his head higher than the Manchester United players surrounding him.
Sloshing-!
It shook the net just like that.
Luke, who had no doubt that the Lord Jesus had scored, stretched out his hands toward heaven and prayed when his net was shaken.
According to Lukasavić’s belief, the Lord Jesus caught the ball flying toward his forehead with both arms and hit it hard, successfully scoring a goal…
“… Huh?”
Lukasavić realized something was strange about him.
‘Not great, not a football player, not a person.’
Luka Savic, who had watched the journey of the Lord Jesus, tried to ignore the sentence that came to his mind.
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[Title: kkkk dunk shot what? Kkkk]
(Luka Savic is praying as he sees the Lord Jesus catching the ball and slamming it down.)
But Luka Savic got an assist, so why do you like it? LOL
└ Luka Savic, this bastard is also overshadowed by Luis Garcia. He’s an idiot.
└ But it was so natural that I thought it was a score.
└ Hey, you too? LOL
└ ㄹㅇㅋ If it weren’t for VAR, it would have been recognized as a goal.
└ Ah haha Danjushuke haha If you were born in the past, you would have done a perfect hat trick with your left hand, right hand, and head. ㄲㅂ.
└ ㄹㅇ This guy should have gone to UFC or NBA.
└ I think I would have done well even if I had played American football.
└ First, this kid should never play baseball, especially pitching.
└ Huh? Why? If Jesus had athletic ability, I think he would have done well in baseball.
└ Ji is a bastard who throws an empty ball and is going to beat him because of you because of his perfect game. LOL
└ LOL Crazy LOL
└ And the centipede team catcher is a bastard who will throw a knuckleball and hit you if you don’t ask for a ball he likes. LOL
└ Kkkk the knuckleball was spinning well
└ And if the referee doesn’t like the ball decision, throw a 130 mph fastball into the referee’s face…
└ Just say the first verse. How far are you going to go?
└ Ah haha in the end I fainted.
└ No, fuck. Referee, why don’t you give me that card!
└ Because it was funny, I swear to you, you bastard haha
└Ah haha, if it’s funny, you’re not guilty haha
└ The referee is splitting it up haha is he crazy haha
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After Joo Jesus’ dunk, the referee burst into laughter and the game was stopped, and Manchester United managed to reorganize their defensive line.
[Manchester United barely manages to block Real Madrid’s attack.
Federico Fernandez looks forward while holding the ball!]
Manchester United, who succeeded in reorganizing their defensive line, immediately launched a counterattack.
[Federico Fernandez’s pass! Eric Corvino runs to the front!]
Federico Fernandez threw a long ball from the back and headed for Eric Corvino.
[Eric Corvino, who showed great form in the first leg of the last Champions League semifinals, catches the ball.]
Eric Corvino, who caught the ball, showed his talent to the world.
[He hasn’t had any special performances yet, but he is a player with a lot of room… Oh! As I mentioned, Eric Corvino overtook Rafael Obrador just by accelerating!]
He has great speed.
[Eric Corvino! Are you posting it? No! After folding, it once, it goes straight into the penalty box!]
There was recklessness.
[He disarms Vladimir Rajovic and Sergio Pepe with just one fold.]
[Eric Corvino, Shoouuut!!]
But.
[Sergio Pepe! Even when Sergio Pepe is off balance, he crawls tenaciously and blocks Eric Corvino’s shot!]
Unfortunately, Eric Corvino’s shot was blocked by Sergio Pepe, and Manchester United collapsed, conceding a goal in the ensuing counterattack by Real Madrid.
[Goooool-!! The Lord Jesus finally drives the wedge!! The Lord Jesus succeeds in a hat trick! Manchester United, who declared that they would open their own era by defeating Real Madrid, are being punished!]
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!”
[Real Madrid fans worship their God! Total score: 5:2. Football isn’t over until it’s over, but well. Looking at Joo Jesus’ form today, it seems like it will be difficult for Manchester United to stop him.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5 (7) : 2 (4) Manchester United.
[Valverde orders a replacement at the same time as Joo Jesus’ fourth goal. ‘It was worth praying to God yesterday not to let Jesus get the card.’]
└Ah haha, please make sure I pour water before the game starts and don’t meet the troll. Is it the same as rain?
└ Prayer Meta ㅆㅂ LOL
[Manchester United goalkeeper Alex McCarthy. Show off your worst performance. ‘I have nothing to say. I just feel sorry for the team and the fans.’]
[Eric Corvino scored multiple goals following the last game. ‘I lost. The height of the soccer gods was ridiculously high. I realized that the first game was God’s mercy.’]
[Jejus apologizes for dunk shot controversy. ‘I was surprised when the ball flew in front of my eyes.’]
[Coach Valverde, who witnessed the dunk shot, could not hide his laughter. ‘At that moment, I really prayed to God earnestly.’]
[Jesus smiles when asked by a reporter what he would have done if he had not played soccer. ‘Probably, if that were the case, I would have played baseball.’]
