Chapter 229 – Side Story 63: Soccer Physicist Joo Jesus -1
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Before we knew it, the second leg of the Champions League semifinals was approaching. Is it because of the draw in the last 1st game? There was more interest than usual in the match between Real Madrid and Manchester United.
[Manchester United fans are confident of victory. ‘Real Madrid’s dominance of the Champions League is over. The evil empire has fallen, and from now on is the era of Glory Man U.’]
[Real Madrid fans snort at Manchester United fans. ‘Unbelievers will succumb to the mighty violence of Jejus.’]
A war of nerves broke out between Real Madrid and Manchester United online.
I shook my head after seeing the war of nerves between the two teams. It seems like Manchester United’s head has grown bigger. In the past, I wouldn’t have even said anything and asked for mercy.
I didn’t like the fact that the momentum was so high after just a draw.
What. Still, I decided to take it in stride and move on.
Thanks to the war of nerves between Real Madrid and Manchester United.
[Saudi Prince Saud bin Abdul Aziz heads to Santiago Bernabeu to watch the Champions League match. ‘We have prepared 1.3 trillion won in annual salary. To Jeju, all you have to do is come physically.’]
The topic continued to grow. The topic started from a war of nerves between Manchester United and Real Madrid and continued with rumors of a transfer to Saudi Arabia.
[Real Madrid fans, ‘God cannot be deceived. Our God will remain by our side no matter what.’]
Real Madrid fans must have remembered how I firmly rejected the Manchester United transfer rumor, and thought that I would also firmly deny the Saudi transfer rumor.
“Huh… Jesus! Let’s close our eyes and become a short-term mercenary for one year. “They say it’s 1.3 trillion!”
“… “No, my brother is an agent in name and name, but shouldn’t I stop him because of my career?”
“Does your career feed you?”
“That’s right.”
But I was silent. It’s not that anything special happened. It was too much of an amount to simply refuse.
[Jejus, the god of soccer, swayed by the astronomical salary?]
The silence gets longer because of the ongoing worries.
The media poured out articles because they thought I was swayed by the Saudi proposal.
[Ronaldo strongly recommends Jesus’ trip to Saudi Arabia on his SNS. ‘Moving to the Saudi Professional League could be a great option.’]
However, a difficult problem that seemed insurmountable was surprisingly easily solved.
A club legend I respect supported my trip to Saudi Arabia.
[Real Madrid fans are angry at Ronaldo’s remarks.]
Thanks to the club legend, I realized that I should not move to Saudi Arabia.
“Jesus.”
“Why? What happened again?”
When I made the decision about the transfer and went to work at the club, my Real Madrid teammates approached me with serious expressions.
It seemed like he was trying to ask about my transfer issue, which is being talked about so loudly in the news every day.
“We also received a transfer offer from Saudi Arabia. If you go, we too…”
Sure enough.
Colleagues cautiously asked about the transfer.
They seemed to be afraid that I was leaving Real Madrid.
“I’m not going. “Don’t worry.”
I said firmly that I would not transfer. But my colleagues looked like they had a hard time believing it.
Phew… I guess I have to root out the possibility of a transfer. Then my colleagues will understand my sincerity, right?
Everything that happens in the upcoming second leg of the Champions League semifinals against Manchester United is because of my teammates who did not trust me.
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Meanwhile, at that time.
Rumors of Joo Jesus’ sudden transfer to the Saudi league caused an uproar in Korea.
[Is the Lord Jesus, who is silent about the transfer rumors, caught by the ghost of money?]
└ Are you going to the Saudi league?
└ I think I will be a little disappointed if I go to Saudi Arabia.
└ ?: The captain of the Korean national team does not go to China.
└ ?: The captain of the Korean national team does not go to Saudi Arabia.
└ Joo Jesus: He is the captain of the Korean national team, and if they give him a lot of money, he will go to Saudi Arabia.
└ Wow~ There is no sense of discomfort at all. Haha,
└ These bastards are so fucking selfish? If your annual salary is 1.3 trillion won, you should transfer, you idiots;
└ Are they crazy people comparing annual salary of 50 billion won to 1.3 trillion won?
└ ㄹㅇ It’s a large company that walks around, so I need to transfer to that.
└ Let’s recognize it if it is Saudi Arabia, not China. At that level, he is an industrial force.
A debate broke out among community users about the move of Jesus Christ, known as the god of soccer, to Saudi Arabia.
[Title: ㄷㄷ;; Al Ittihad Legend Lord Jesus.]
└ If you don’t want to be left behind, just shut up.
└ Haha, Requidle’s seizures are cute. Lick clap
Most community users welcomed the rumor of Lord Jesus moving to Saudi Arabia. Even though the weekly wage is astronomical.
This is because it was fun to see Real Madrid fans throwing a fit at the slightest touch.
[Title: Wow. AFC running the desired circuit in real time.]
(AFC official Instagram. Photo combining the face of the Lord Jesus with the body of Jesus Christ. Jpg)
However, if you are moving to a Middle Eastern country, is it okay to hang a picture of Jesus Christ?
└ Kkkk Is it a temple?
└ God wants a miracle!
└ Welcome, Jejus. I will give you the honor of hearing a champion that even Mepelma (Messi, Pele and Maradona) have never heard of.
└ ARCHAM 〉〉〉〉Under〉〉〉〉〉Job〉〉〉 UEFA Champions League ㅇㅈ?LOL〈 br〉
└ Ah-Champion Legend Joo Jesus haha
└ If you’re going to Saudi Arabia, come to the K League. If you come to the K-League, you can win 9 consecutive games in the Asian Championship, win the league, be the league’s top scorer, be the league’s assists leader, and be the league MVP haha
└ Instead, his annual salary is only 1/100th of it haha
└ Based on Saudi Arabian annual salary, it is 1/1000th of the salary. LOL
└ Ha, fuck. I’m jealous of 1.3 trillion.
└ Ugh… Danju, please buy me just one chicken ㅠㅠ
[Title: Benefits Danju receives when he comes to the K League.]
-Guaranteed selection for all games
-Highest salary in the team (instead, it is 1/1000th of the Saudi salary)
-Additional points for applying to public enterprises.
-Jejus commemorative stamp issued.
– Celebrity invitation performance (Song Yuna)
– Free lunch at Christian University.
What else is there?
└ Fuck haha Celebrity invited to perform Song Yuna haha
└ Ah haha I see it all the time at home haha
└ It is possible to change the name of the West Coast Expressway to the Jesus Expressway haha
└ Jeju Sam*su selected as exclusive model haha
However, as time passed and the Lord Jesus did not deny the transfer theory, he gradually began to tremble with anxiety.
[Title: Brother Jesus, why don’t you deny the miracles!]
[Title: Brother Jesus;; Are you really going to Saudi Arabia?]
[Title: Fucked. Fuck. After seeing this orphaned community, public opinion is better than I thought. At this point, he seemed to have decided to go to Saudi Arabia.]
Community users, who had been anxious for a while, let the Lord Jesus declare that he would remain.
[Joo Jesus announces his intention to stay at Real Madrid. ‘Real Madrid is like my home and President Núñez is like my father. I will never leave Real Madrid.’]
Only then did they burst into cheers along with a sigh of relief.
[Title: Damn~~~ I believed it!!]
(Jesus, Jesus announces his stay at Real Madrid)
(Jesus Christ, composite photo of the Lord Jesus. Jpg)
Trust me, I am the life and salvation of Real Madrid. Those who believe in me will be happy in eternal victory.
(Jesus Joo scoring a fantastic free kick goal at the China World Cup. Gif)
All the power and glory of Real Madrid belong to the Lord Jesus. Jumen.
└Jureluya. I believe it! I reflect! Furthermore, I reflect on myself in the past when I did not believe in the Lord Jesus!
└ Jumen Punch! Jumen Punch! Jumen Punch!
└ Ah… Another father at Real Madrid. Please do not treat the madridistas and put them to the test, but save Real Madrid from defeat and despair.
└ Sir, do you have two dads?
└ Lee Seong-gano 2nd name family girl ㄷㄷ;;
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[Eric Corvino scores multiple goals against Real Madrid!]
[How did Manchester United become a strong team?]
Manchester United gained confidence after drawing against Real Madrid in the first leg of the Champions League semi-finals.
[Man Utd draw at home and favourite. Where has the glory of the past gone!]
People who hate Manchester United say they like it after barely drawing at home.
Real Madrid was an evil empire that terrified the European soccer world by lifting the Big Ear seven times over the past eight years, and a draw with Real Madrid was an achievement worthy of commemoration.
[Federico Fernandez succeeded in stopping the ‘God of Football’ Jejus? Who is he?]
[Federico Fernandez, the best center back in history, succeeded in blocking the best player in history!]
Naturally, the media focused on the performance of Manchester United players and praised them.
“They say he’s the god of soccer, but it wasn’t as special as I thought, right?”
“… “You should give Jejus a try, you son of a bitch.”
The media’s sweet praise was enough to paralyze the players’ reason.
[Manchester United reveals their aspirations. ‘We will use the corpse of a fallen empire as nourishment to usher in the era of the great Manchester United.’]
And their arrogance.
“I, Advent.”
It was smashed by Joo Jesus, a soccer physicist (attacking) living at Santiago Bernabeu.
[The first half of the Champions League semi-final second leg between Real Madrid and Manchester United began with the referee’s whistle.]
Joo Jesus ran out at the same time as the kick-off and immediately after receiving the return pass from Luka Savic.
“Crazy! Why am I not being pushed?”
“Clench your fist.”
“Stop it-!! Stop Jejus!!”
“Just right.”
“Cough!”
“Don’t run out! “Hold your seat!!”
“Just right.”
“Cough!”
Using his strong physical ability, he quickly broke through Manchester United’s camp and entered the penalty box.
“Shit! Stop it! We will block it at all costs!”
The Manchester United goalkeeper exuded a strong will to block, and Jesus Joo’s solution was simple.
“Jesus Oui. Jesus shattered.”
Joo Jesus shattered Manchester United’s goalkeeper’s will to make a save by hitting a shot when he was in trouble.
Peook-.
“…!!”
Whisk.
The Manchester United goalkeeper slowly falls to the ground with his mouth wide open in indescribable pain.
Jesus Joo ignored the goalkeeper who was struggling in pain and succeeded in scoring by shooting again into the empty goal.
“You, lord of the heathen. “I am the god of this place, Real Madrid, and where could I, the god, leave my followers?”
Leaving the silent Santiago Bernabeu behind, the Lord Jesus ran the shortest distance to the VVIP seats and made the sign of the cross with a merciful smile.
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[Title: Crazy guy;; Are you crossing yourself in front of the Saudi prince?]
Meanwhile, making the sign of the cross from bottom to top sucks;;
└ No, more than that;; Fuck. Is this a true story about the character who hits a shot when the goalkeeper is in trouble?
└ Even Satan would be impressed by that bastard;;
└ Satan: Professor, the progress is too fast!
└ Soccer physics professor Joo Jesus: Don’t try to understand. This is the realm of instinct, not understanding.
└ Wow, I guess even the goalkeeper was impressed by the Lord’s brilliant humanity. As he was kneeling and praying, you haha
