Chapter 214 – Side Story 48: Mao Tse-Su.
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The day I went on holiday to Colchester United with Yohan. I had a nightmare.
It was a fucking sick dream where Yohan got into a car accident and fell into a coma, an evil spirit that looked like Yuna, a ghost, a crow, a black cat, and a system window appeared.
“Ugh, no! “Don’t go down that road!”
Wake up in a cold sweat. Yohan was sleeping on my boat.
“… Yes? “What’s wrong, Dad?”
Yohan woke up to my shout and stood up rubbing his eyes.
I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw Yohan’s face, which was fine. I must have been tired because I suddenly had a nightmare.
“No, it’s because I had a nightmare.”
The next day, because I had a nightmare, I skipped team training and went to the amusement park with Yohan.
It was an ordinary daily life.
***
November 6, 2047.
Last year’s Ballon d’Or award ceremony was postponed and was held this year. And this year’s Ballon d’Or was cancelled. There is a lot to say, but let me just say that FIFA said FIFA.
The event proceeded quickly. Cristiano Ronaldo, the legend of Real Madrid and the man in charge of the fight against Madrid, went up to the podium to present the Ballon d’Or.
Although it is often criticized as a popular vote, the Ballon d’Or is the most honorable award for a soccer player.
Gulp-!
Because it was such an award, the candidates except me looked at Cristiano Ronaldo’s mouth with nervous expressions. Me? What am I? I’m not impressed because I received so much.
What kind of celebration will you do if you just receive it? How worried are you?
Since Ronaldo, the club legend I respect, is the one presenting the award.
I decided to lightly perform Franck Ribery’s Celebration. But what is Ribéry’s celebration?
Hmm… I should just express the image of re-voting and the number 7, Ribéry’s jersey number.
While I was thinking about Ribery’s celebration.
Ronaldo’s mouth slowly opened.
A tense moment.
“Congratulations on winning the award. Luis Garcia!”
Luis Garcia’s name was called out of Ronaldo’s mouth.
Luis Garcia, who won the World Cup and the Champions League at the same time, ran up to the podium with his poodle hair flowing.
What. 2046 Luis Garcia deserves the Ballon d’Or. He is the La Liga assist king, the Champions League assist king, and the World Cup assist king, so his qualifications are more than enough. However, one thing I regret is that I cannot perform the celebration I prepared for Ronaldo.
“Hostia Puta! Madre!”
But even the slightest regret disappeared in an instant.
Luis Garcia, who was already on the podium, left a brilliant acceptance speech.
The guy gave a light hug to Ronaldo, the club legend, who came up to present the Ballon d’Or.
Messi celebrated by waving the Ballon d’Or in front of Ronaldo.
What. Are you crazy?
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[Title: kekekekeke Ruisyukkekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke]
(Luis García showing off Ballon d’Or in front of Ronaldo. Gif)
(Ronaldo with a straight face. Jpg)
Ah hahafuck haha Shindu hyung haha
(The Lord Jesus with a straight face. Jpg)
Ah haha Little haha Shindu hyung haha
└ Fuck haha why did Jesus look so straight? Haha,
└ You didn’t know? I am the younger brother of the Lord Jesus.
└ Kya… They say the best recognizes the best.
└ Yes, no matter how crazy the crazy dogs are, the winner of the Meho War is Messi ㅅㄱ
└ Yes, Little Ronaldo Joo Jesus appears and the winner of the Meho War is Ronaldo ㅅㄱ
└ Ah, it’s a bit weird to mock him in front of him when he’s a legend for the club he plays for;;
└ㄹㅇ;; I thought Luis Garcia had a good personality, but I was disappointed.
└ The two icons above are black, what are they?
└ The black icon is Jesus type.
└ Ah haha is brother Ho here?
***
Time passed quickly with the controversy over Luis Garcia’s personality.
Winter when the first snow fell.
Joseph, our fourth son and second son, was born.
The same goes for Yohan and the twins, but having children was like a gift given to me from heaven.
“Joseph! “I’ll teach you soccer later!”
I smiled as I saw Yohan who was never far from Joseph’s side.
The brothers already seemed to be getting along well.
In this way, Joseph grew up well, receiving love from his entire family.
“Dad! It’s late!”
“Soccer field! Soccer field!”
Because I was living a hectic life.
The year has changed before we know it.
“Kids, don’t run because it’s slippery. And then you get hurt.”
“”Okay!””
The twins started learning soccer like their older brother Yohan. According to the coach, her talent is enormous, and if she continues to grow like this, she will become a legend in women’s soccer.
“… “I hate tests, I hate studying.”
Yohan is attending school faithfully.
She has a healthy relationship with her child, Isabelle, and is popular with children her age. She is growing day by day, absorbing her teachings as if she were a sponge.
However, her academic achievement seems to be a bit lower than that of her mother.
What. All you have to do is grow up good and healthy.
I just need to earn a lot of money.
“John, this is a gift from dad.”
Still, as a personal wish, I hope you don’t forget about birth control. Isn’t it a bit much to be called her grandfather at this age? Also, Isabelle is the same age as John, but she is still too young and dangerous to become pregnant.
“Mom! “Daddy gave me a condom again!”
But Yohan didn’t seem to know how I felt, so he ran to Yuna as soon as he received the gift.
***
“Hmm, only two months?”
It’s been a while since I participated in training. Bruno Iglesias was seen at the training ground, having officially announced his retirement at the end of this season.
“Amigo! What’s going on? Participating in all training?”
He greeted me with a bright smile, wondering why he was so happy.
“Hmm… I learned magic from YouTube videos. “I want to show it to Louis.”
Since Bruno Iglesia announced his retirement, many clubs are still making offers to recruit him.
He flatly refused all offers, saying he would not wear any uniform except the great white uniform.
He was a stupid but romantic friend.
“Magic? “Can I take a look too?”
“Of course.”
Let’s warm up slowly by talking to Bruno Iglesias. Real Madrid players spotted me and gathered around me one by one.
“Has anyone seen Lewis?”
I asked them where Louis was. The magic I prepared was a type of (physical) hypnosis. He confesses his sins. That’s why only Luis Garcia could perform my magic.
“Lewis? “I said I had a nightmare and wouldn’t participate in today’s training, but then I got dragged in by the big boss (Valverde) and got beaten up in the coach’s office?”
Oh my god, are you saying you can’t attend training because you had a nightmare? Is there a lack of professionalism?
“Tsk, anyway, there is no sense of professionalism.”
I naturally cast Naeronambul. My Real Madrid teammates looked at me as if they were saying that to me. I was confident.
In the professional world, skill speaks for itself.
As time passed, Luis appeared at the training ground with Valverde.
But unfortunately, I couldn’t show the magic I had prepared.
“Puta Madre! “Don’t come near Jeju!”
The wild Luis Garcia, who is very wary, does not allow access.
What. It didn’t really matter. Because this makes it clear.
“You were the culprit.”
It was that poodle that put durian in my new car a while ago. My gut was screaming like that.
***
After the day I identified the culprit, I fell into deep thought.
How can I get revenge on Luis Garcia?
Terrorizing Luis Garcia’s car in the same way is out of the question.
The guy didn’t even buy a new car, so I guess it’s an imitation. Imitation is not beautiful.
I wanted my own signature identity, like the Great Leap Forward.
After thinking about it for a while, I was able to come up with a good idea.
To me, there was a chicken disease in the community that was similar to the Red Guards.
I posted a post in that community.
[Title: This person is a harmful person.]
(Luis Garcia photo. Jpg)
└ He is a harmful human being, but what can I do, you sober bastard.
└ ㄹㅇ Even without writing the text, he is a harmful human being. I’m doing this.
└Are we the Red Guards? Fuck, Balom doesn’t even shoot chicken, so he wants a lot.
└ Then Danzhu is Mao Tse-su? Haha, it suits you well haha
└ But why is this guy still a black icon?
└ Really? I don’t even shoot chicken, so shouldn’t I take the icon?
└ Fuck. When it comes to good words, shoot the chicken. Exo, you bastard.
└ That bird is a harmful bird.
└ Ah haha, it’s a harmful bird (only I will eat it) haha
└ (I’m losing weight because I ate chicken alone) I’m so lucky haha
└ What the hell haha
Then, there was a backlash.
Actually, I didn’t expect it to be helpful.
By the way. It’s fascinating.
How did Mao Zedong turn so many people into Red Guards?
Is communism the opium of the people?
