Chapter 209 – Side Story 43: Referee v
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Jesus Joo signed a contract to play only 30 minutes in the game against the J-League All-Stars.
[Breaking News] Jejus ignores Japan! Played only 30 minutes in the game against the All-Stars.]
└ Nippon does not forget Jesus’ Pearl Harbor remarks!
└ That’s what happens when you try to watch something like www
└ WwwI’ll show you the power of the strongest Nippon! Www
└ Www The arrogant Real Madrid will be sunk by the J-League All-Stars wwwww
Just before the game started, Japanese people expressed strong dissatisfaction on the Internet about Jesus Christ’s short playing time.
Sloshing-!
“Chik, chik shooooo!!”
“… What! Yamerongda!!”
“Akuma! Jeju is Akuma!!”
However, seeing the J-League All-Star’s mentality completely shattered in just 30 minutes, I realized that the time limit was actually Real Madrid’s mercy.
[To… The ruthless soccer god who scored 8 goals is leaving the field.]
[You could say that the walls of the world are still high.]
[But Nibbon, it was an opportunity to gain good experience.]
At the agreed upon time, the Lord Jesus left the ground.
When Joo Jesus, who scored 8 goals in the contracted 30 minutes, left the ground amid cries from the crowd, Real Madrid tried to play the game loosely by slowing down the reins of the attack.
“What are you doing! Why aren’t you attacking! Don’t look at me! “Respect others!”
However, even after being substituted, Joo Jesus ordered the Real Madrid players on the touchline to respect their opponents and do their best.
“Lewis! Pass! Luca is empty!”
Real Madrid had no choice but to continue to push the J-League All-Star harshly as Joo Jesus shouted on the touch line as if he was going to kill anyone who made even the slightest move.
As a result.
[J-League All-Star 0:12 Real Madrid.]
“Hey, Yamerooooo…”
The game ended with the mournful cries of J-League fans echoing throughout the stadium.
[Jesus encouraged the Real Madrid players even after being replaced. ‘Doing your best is respecting others.’]
[Jejus gave a compliment to the J-League All-Stars, saying they were a good team. ‘It was a great team with good hitting skills.’]
[Jejus prays for the development of the J-League. ‘I hope we grow to the point where we can compete in sum someday.’]
[Japanese spectators shed tears of happiness at Jejus’ fan service. ‘Well, I’m a J-League fan, and the moment I was about to leave the stadium, they grabbed me and forced me to provide fan service… ‘]
In addition to excellent fan service, the anger of Japanese fans who were angry after seeing Joo Jesus’ interview on the first day of entering the country subsided due to the appearance of Joo Jesus acknowledging the opposing team and leaving a good interview.
[Jejus shows the power of Asians! We, too, can become the best in soccer!]
└ Wwwww I felt the difference in class. Wwwww
└ It’s okay though! Because Asian soccer continues to develop.
└ WwwwwHey, is that something you say even after watching Chinese soccer? Wwwww
└ WwwwwIsn’t China a pseudo-Asian country? Wwwww
└ WwwFrom now on, when referring to Asia, only Japan and Korea will be mentioned. Www
[Jejus, who provided fan service for an hour. Fans are crying and asking for it to stop?]
└ Jejusang’s fan service is the best!
└ I was caught by him, and we talked for an hour! Even though I said it was okay!
└ Wwwww The best and worst fan service wwwww
[Real Madrid leaves for Korea after finishing Japan schedule.]
└ Www Koreans, feel the spicy taste of Jejus! Www
└ Www Koreans are already accustomed to the spicy taste of Jeju Island. Two no-shows in the national team match prove it www
└ Www Korea’s top sports star no-shows against Koreans www
After completing a successful pre-season schedule in Japan, Real Madrid headed to Korea, the hometown of Jesus Christ.
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After finishing my schedule in China and Japan, I finally arrived in Korea, my hometown. Korea, which I visited after a long time, has not changed much from the past.
“Waaah-!! Jesus!!”
“Uh-! “It’s Luis over there!”
“Waaah-! Lewis! Futa! Garcia!!”
“Why is he swearing at me?”
“That’s your nickname.”
We thanked the fans who came to meet us at the airport and signed autographs, then headed to the hotel.
Unlike other countries, two games were scheduled to be played in Korea. Korean League All-Star and Colchester United.
“Korean League All-Stars and Colchester United? “
“Colchester United is a club run by Jesus, right?”
“Oh~ Premier League owner!”
Real Madrid players naturally talked about the two teams inside the hotel.
“Let’s go even harder against Colchester.”
“Huh? Why?”
“Pedro is directing it. “We need to celebrate our first loss to celebrate our advancement to the Premier League.”
“Oh, I see. And the general manager there is Jorginho, right?”
“Yes.”
“Whew. “I miss Jorginho’s bald head today.”
They were more interested in Colchester United, which I owned, than I thought.
While I was looking at the Real Madrid players having a friendly conversation.
“Hey, who’s number 10 in Colchester? Did he kick the ball a little?”
Luis Puta Garcia approached with his poodle head fluttering.
For reference, Luis Puta Garcia is a nickname given by Koreans to Luis Garcia, who always speaks of Puta.
I rested my chin on Luis Garcia’s question and wondered who Colchester United’s number 10 was.
“Number 10? Oh, Yoongi?”
“Are you crying? “The name is really difficult.”
“He said he was your fan.”
“Hehe, people who are good at soccer recognize each other.”
I felt a sense of kinship with the physical appearance of Luis Garcia, whom I liked with a bright expression, so I didn’t say that I liked him.
-Jorginho statue, I don’t think the statue is like anyone else.
– I also don’t think Kim is like anyone else.
– Haha
– Hehehaha
Perhaps it’s a similar reason why Doosik, who is Korean, is like brothers with Jorginho, who is Spanish.
Oh, of course, like this time, I didn’t tell those two people what I felt.
Huh? I also have social skills
“Wow~. Delicious! Unbelievable!”
“Kimchi Joahyo!”
Anyway, while the Real Madrid players entered Gyeongbokgung Palace, wore hanbok and shouted, “Kimchi is delicious.”
“Uh! Jesus brother!”
“Oh! Maria! It’s been a while. Can I get married now? “
It’s been a while since I stopped by the daycare center. Most of the children I spent my childhood with have left the orphanage as adults, but there are still nuns in the orphanage and a few children who have grown up to take on the responsibility of administering the orphanage, so I felt at home back in my hometown.
“Lol. For thanks. But maybe because it’s a rural area, there aren’t any good men.”
“What? “Didn’t Yoon contact you and ask you to come live with him in England?”
“Huh, how?”
“Did you really think that I wouldn’t know if you showed it off like that?”
“…”
Maria’s face turned red from her embarrassment. I looked at the children’s love affair with a warm expression and asked about her director’s mother.
“Anyway, where is the director’s mother?”
“He said he was going to meet a high-ranking person today!”
Is it because of the joy of changing the topic? Maria answered quickly.
“Hmm… “Then what should I do?”
“The kids are probably getting soccer training right now. Would you like to go and take a look?”
“Really? “Can you please guide me?”
“Neng~ Follow me.”
Maria hummed her tune and led me to the training ground, which was built similarly to Real Madrid’s Valde Bevas.
“Wow-!! It’s Jesus!”
“Okay? Then, will you play with me in the meantime?”
“Waaah-!! “Brother, please teach me how to play soccer!!”
There, I played with the children and checked their talents while waiting for her director mother.
Unfortunately, no child with legendary orphan level talent appeared. There were a few children that stood out who could grow from rare to unique if they grow well.
After playing with the children for such a long time.
“No, who is this! Jesus!”
“Mother!”
Before we knew it, the director’s mother returned to the orphanage, and we chatted for the first time in a long time.
“I heard. He said he earned 360 billion won by being promoted to the Premier League.”
“Oh, I guess I’ll probably earn more.”
“I’m jealous.”
“…”
“I’m really jealous.”
Even though many years have passed, the image of the director’s mother pursuing full ownership and the nuns watching for fear that the mother may invest in stocks to cover the orphanage’s operating expenses has not changed.
Hmm. Is this the friendly hometown talked about in TV programs?
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Real Madrid’s first game in Korea, against the Korean League All-Stars, was held at the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul.
“Vamos!!”
“Hala Madrid!”
Korean soccer fans filling the stands were cheering the name of the Lord Jesus.
‘Hmm. What is this, Spain?’
While Joo Jesus was dribbling, he lost focus on the ground for a moment due to the cheers of the crowd.
Peook-.
“Oh! “Wow!”
It collided strongly with the referee who was communicating with the VAR room, and the referee, who collided with the body of the Lord Jesus, rose into the air and flew over the ground for a long time.
“Fly, fly, referee V”
As Jesus watched this, he sang a song without realizing it, recalling a classic animation he had watched before.
“… “Exit!”
The referee, who was angry after hearing Jesus sing while flying in the sky, ordered Jesus to leave the event.
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[Oh my god, this can’t be happening! This referee is flying!]
[How difficult it was for mankind to fly on their own! And finally, humanity flew into the sky!!]
└ Oh fuck haha
└ The commentators sucked the medicine haha
[Oh, the angry referee hands Joo Jesus a red card, but overturns the decision with a yellow card due to harsh boos from the audience.]
[Yes, that’s right. It’s an event match where most of the spectators came to see Joo Jesus, right? Although there was a lot of talk because it was in the middle of the Korean league season, it is a game that will be a good experience for young players to face the best players in the world. Therefore, the referee’s personal feelings must be excluded.]
